Part 11...and if that title don't catch your attention, who are you and what are you doing
here? Anyhow, reminders for this section. Ivy: Daughter of Dor and Irene. Has the
Magician-Class ability of enhancement. Thus meaning that whatever she states as true,
becomes true. **example, in Chameleon, she said that Achemed was very handsome, and
so he became very handsome** In other words, um....this is gonna be good. Just for the
record, NO, she did not see El Blanco before he came to the hospital. That was just our
sick idea of funny.
Ye British Babe! Nice to see you here...thanks for the review, I love your fic! WRITE
MORE!!! ^_^--Cassi
Warning....Cassi's Lortab has just kicked in. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.........

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CHAPTER ELEVEN: "BUT DADDY, HE FOLLOWED ME HOME! PLEASE CAN I
KEEP HIM?"
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In the Ambulance Bay, the party is still going on without the game players. Romano is
seated off to the side, talking with Burt Gummer, and Cassi has now returned to the pool.

"So, this Reba was a gun-freak like you, right?" Romano questioned, yawning.

"Heather." Burt corrected. "Yeah, she and I killed one of the graboids together in our
basement.....then had it mounted on the wall."

Romano nodded, impressed. "Decorative." He remarked, snickering.

"That's nasty!" El Blanco muttered from beneath them. "Ricky was my second cousin's
brother's uncle."

"Which makes him what?" Burt mused.

"A monkey's uncle." Romano quipped.

"Hey!" Blanco snapped, shaking the ground. "My second cousin's brother was NOT a
monkey!"

"Worm's uncle." Burt corrected.

"So how come Reba left you?" Romano asked.

"Heather." Burt corrected again. "She said it was because I took the collapse of the
Soviet Union too seriously...that I wasn't the same without the threat of World War 3."

Romano frowned. "Okay....that has got to be the stupidest cause of a breakup I've ever
heard." He remarked.

Burt glared at him. "Yeah, and why haven't you gotten with the surgeon chick over
there?" He demanded.

"Well....." Romano began. "Her husband died of a brain tumor last year...even though
he's in the pool right now....then I've had so much trouble with the arm.....just haven't
found a moment yet....we do talk a lot more than we used to, though."

Burt nodded. "Yeah, I suppose I can see that."

"I heard Sven and Cassi mentioning that they were going to try to get the two of you
back together." Romano informed him.

Burt stared at him. "When?"

"Uh...I believe that was when you were dying of embarrassment and your large friend
was earning himself an Oscar." Romano replied, with a small grin. "I would venture
guess that they were planning on bringing Heather in, in the near future."

Burt blinked and looked over at Cassi, who was in the pool, diving for rocks again.
"Huh." He muttered. "Hard to believe."

Romano followed his gaze, and watched as Elizabeth placed several rocks on the side
of the pool. "You know, she still has that vial of healing elixir Cassi gave me." He
mused, trying not to stare.

Burt raised an eyebrow and eyed the bikini. "That a fact?" He remarked, amazed. "Where
do you suppose she PUT it?!"

Romano ran his tongue over his teeth in thought. "Good question." He smirked, with an
evil grin. "Maybe sometime later, I'll ask."

"Do let me know." Burt told him, laughing.

Romano looked over at Earl, who was talking with Roland and Mick. "So who's this guy
again?" He asked.

"Earl was living in Perfection when the first graboids came along." Burt informed him.
"Then, when they had that trouble in Mexico, they called him first, then after he found
he was outnumbered, he called me up. Naturally, since it was just after Heather left, I
was more than willing to get out of the house and blow up some monsters....which then
became Shriekers."

"Shriekers?" Romano asked. "I have got to see those movies."

"Three Shriekers come out of each graboid." Burt explained. "They're butt ugly little
runts that can see body heat, and reproduce when they eat."

"So they don't have sex...." Romano mused. "Tough break."

"Then each Shrieker changes into one Assblaster." Burt told him.

Romano stared, then bit his lip, then started laughing. "Okay, I know this is going to be
really stupid, but I just have to know...HOW did they get that name, and is it what it
sounds like?"

Burt frowned, thiking about it, then started laughing. "Actually....yes, and it was either
call them Assblasters or Rocketbutts." He replied, between laughs. "And they got that
name for only one reason....how do you think they fly?"

Romano burst out laughing. "Okay, now THAT was too much information." He paused.
"And also completely disgusting."

Burt shrugged. "They lay the eggs that hatch into graboids." He concluded.

Romano nodded. "Interesting animals." He looked up and frowned as he saw Sven,
Carter, Dave, Ardeth and Pippin, walking out of the hospital. "What the--"

Cassi spotted them. "I thought you guys were playing again!" She called, swimming to
the edge.

"Well we would." Sven informed everyone. "But when we got the game back, we
discovered there were no dice."

"Way to go, Batsy." Shirley muttered.

From his perch on the top of an Ambulance, Batsy grinned and waved the dice. "Oh,
you mean you wanted these back?" He snickered.

Sven walked over and snatched Burt's gun. "Give 'em back, or I blow you away." She
demanded.

"Blow him the other way." Cassi shouted. "We don't want pieces all over the pool!"

Batsy stuck his tongue out and threw the dice to the ground. One rolled under an
Ambulance and the other bounced off an umbrella and landed in the pool.

"I'LL GET IT!" All the players shouted at once, diving into the pool, Sven, changing her
clothes in mid-jump. They all ignored the other one.

As the group resurfaced, Sven held up the dice. "Got it!" She called.

"Oh darn." Carter muttered in mock-disappointment. "Now we can't get out for another
hour."

Cassi looked at Shirley and Elizabeth and rolled her eyes. "Eh....I had a feeling that was
coming." She remarked.

"What about the other dice?" Susan called from the other side of the pool.

"What other one?" Ardeth asked, confused.

"The one under the Ambulance?" Greene pointed out.

"Oh right. There were two." Dave remembered. "We can't get that one for an hour."

"Yeah, that figures." Romano retorted, whacking a giant mosquito with a metal baseball
bat. "That stupid game will NEVER be over."

"Speaking of which..." Gallant spoke up. "Why haven't we had any emergencies?" He
asked. "Those animals have GOT to be making a lot of problems."

Romano shrugged. "True." He admitted. "But our ambulance Bay has been blocked off
and the only ones inside taking calls are gremlins. Not only that, but the music is up so
loud, we wouldn't hear the sirens anyway."

"Cool." Dave smirked.

"What a pity." Cassi remarked. "Oh well, back to the party."

Then, from the ER doors, the security guards came running out, screaming in fear,
followed by the group of Raptors, who were also running screaming.

"MONSTER!!!!!!" Sara shrieked, dragging Nick with her.

"EVIL MONSTER!!!!!" Steve shouted.

Shortly thereafter came the entire Compy group, also screaming in terror, followed by
about 12 gremlins, who instantly burst into flames, about 300 spiders, and the Jumanji
lion. All of these ran right past the pool, stampeding out of the Ambulance Bay, through
the barracade, in their panic.

All the people are now staring. "Woah." Sven whispered. "Were they all scared?"

"They were terrified." Romano answered, quietly.

"What the [heck] would scare ALL of them that bad?" Dave wondered.

"Do you really want to know?" Abby asked, pointedly.

Then from the doors, came the terrifying creature. A five year old with blondish-green
hair. She was grinning from ear to ear.

"That's it?!" Burt demanded. "You're JOKING, right?!"

"That's just Ivy." Sven remarked, frowning. "She's Dor's daughter...remember?"

Ivy stepped forward. "I made a NEW FRIEND, and he's the nicest man in the whole
world, and my new Knight in Shiney armor!" She proclaimed. With this, she turned
around and walked back in. She came back out holding hands with her....eh...new
friend.

"NO [insert very bad word] way in [heck]!" Romano shouted.

"You've GOT to be kidding!" Shirley cried, horrified. "Do you KNOW who that IS!?"

Beside Ivy, holding her hand, stands the part human, part cyborg, Jason Voorhees,
carrying his trademark machete. **As of "Jason X", Jason is now an invincible cyborg,
and no longer needs his hockey mask....which we comment is the best he's ever looked**

"I know exactly who it is!" Romano burst out. "NO! Get him out of here."

Ivy's lower lip trembled. "But he's the nicest man in the whole world and he's super
brainy smart!" She argued.

"I don't care if he was voted nicest psychopathic murderer in his class, GET HIM OUT OF
MY AMBULANCE BAY!" Romano ordered.

"Spree killer." Sven corrected.

"Whatever." Romano snapped. "NO!"

"But he's my FREIND!" Ivy cried.

"So why don't you take your nice new friend back to Xanth to play with your pet Gap
Dragon?" Romano suggested, nicely.

Dor stared from his chair. "NO WAY!" He shouted. "I saw that guy's picture on one
of Cassi and Sven's movie boxes. You may NOT bring him home!"

Over in the corner of the Ambulance Bay, Murdoc looked at Ryan Gaerity, with an
eyebrow raised. "And parents worry about the animals kids drag home with them in
the REAL world." He muttered. "I'm really glad my daughter doesn't live in Xanth."

"But Daddy, he followed me home." Chris snickered.

Murdoc shook his head. "Cute."

"But he rescued me!" Ivy argued. "He killed a mean man who tried to grab me. He's my
Knight in Shiney armor, and he loves me!"

The cyborg simply looked down at her, cocking his head, then picked her up and placed
her on his shoulders, letting her carry his machete.

Romano's mouth dropped as Cassi and Sven busted out laughing. "Okay, now that is
just....WRONG!" He managed to get out.

Burt, next to Romano, also looked shocked. "Does anyone else think that just doesn't
look.....normal?" He asked quietly.

"You DO realize that your new friend has murdered over 200 people in cold blood?"
Dave asked.

Ivy stared. "NO!" She cried. "He wouldn't NEVER do that! He's NICE!" She insisted.
"He's only mean to people who are mean to him!"

Steve Raptor slowly walked back, eyeing the cyborg. "Um....yeah....nice to meet you."
He replied timidly. "Can I be your new friend, too?"

Jason looked the raptor over, as if figuring out exactly what this was, then patted Steve
on the head.

Romano shook his head. "Yeah. Fine. He's the nicest guy in the world." He replied,
stepping over. "However....this is a pool party, and your new friend might rust if
he got in the pool, so why don't you and your new friend just go back to Xanth? You
can show him all around. He'll like it....really."

Ivy looked down at Jason. "Do you wanna go see my house now?" She asked. "We
live in the castle, and I have a moving picture in my room. My Daddy went into it once."

The new pair of friends turned around and walked back into the hospital.

"HEY! HOLD IT!" Romano called.

Jason turned back.

"Do you think you can possibly close that big hole in our barracade?" He asked. "After
all, it was technically your fault."

Jason lifted Ivy from his shoulder, and placed her on the ground, before walking over
and shoving an Ambulance over on its side, and pushing it in front of the hole. When
the hole was closed, he walked back to Ivy, picked her up again, and walked back into the
hospital with her.

"That man is NOT coming back in here." Romano ordered.

"Um....good idea." Susan agreed.

"Who exactly was he anyway?" Elizabeth asked, confused.

Shirley looked at her, staring. "Trust me, you don't wanna know." She told her.

Dave shook his head. "Like it isn't obvious?" He asked in disbelief. "You REALLY
don't know?"

Elizabeth glared at him. "Well if I did, I wouldn't be asking, would I?" She pointed out.

"Friday the 13th series." Cassi informed her. "Jason was the guy with the hockey mask,
and the machete. We mentioned him in Chameleon."

"That didn't look like a hockey mask." Elizabeth remarked, motioning toward the door
the two had disappeared through.

"In the most recent one, he was put back together with a computer and made half
cyborg." Sven told her. "He doesn't need it anymore."

"Just please tell me he's not coming into the spoofs." Lucy spoke up.

"Ehhh.....no." Cassi answered. "No worries. We don't want him at this point."

"Although, since Ivy had a go at him, he'll never be like he was again." Sven sulked.
"One of the worst horror movie killers of all time, that everyone said was an unstoppable
killing machine.....and he was stopped completely by a five year old."

"Oh the irony." Shirley mused under her breath.

Sven made a face. "That sucks. She broke him." She muttered quietly.

Cassi skoffed. "Figures." She sighed. "Definitely a good idea NOT to have him around
the spoofset."

"Or the hospital." Romano finished.

From the door, Chen stood, glaring. "I KNEW IT!" She shouted. "GET THOSE DICE
AND GET YOUR [insert really bad word here] [BUTTS] BACK IN HERE!!!"

"Oops....we're busted." Dave whispered, sounding guilty.
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End part 11. No, we're not planning on keeping Jason on our set....at least not right now.
We just got to talking about the what if's and that one was suggested. What do you
think?

More reviews now. We need our motivation......