And now Pt 13.....and since there are no new reviews, this chapter will be emailed to our close
fans, and won't be on fanfic.net until I deem you worthy of reading it. We'll have to see. Sven's
complaining because this means she can't upload the first section of Youth Elixir two until this
story is complete. Mainly about now, I'm really losing my interest in this story. I've been a
bit bored of it for a while, as I've been helping with suggestions for the next one, and the big
planning that comes with it. So I'll try to come up with a new section, but really I personally
think this has gone stale. We're not getting near as much satisfaction out of it, as in the other
one, and it has nothing to do with lack of reviews. It's just I'm not amused with it. Granted,
some of it is good, but as you've seen with my acting in the story itself, Cassi is mildly bored.
So....as a solution, I'm working to finish the game as soon as possible and clean out the bug
and gremlin infestation of the hospital and the city of Chicago.....besides, the Pirates from our
set are having way too much fun robbing the city blind while all the animals are distracting the
people....What? I told you there was a reason they weren't at the party. What were you
expecting them to do? Jack has ADD worse than I do, people. He HAS to be doing something
to keep him occupied. For now, I'll get to the chapter itself.
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: "OOPS, THERE GOES THE HOSPITAL!"
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After the game players disappeared into the hospital, the party went back to normal....well
about as normal as a pool party in the Ambulance Bay of a major hospital can be. Cassi,
now complaining of a headache, was swallowing pills, Romano had returned to his book,
and Elizabeth had finally left the pool and taken her seat in the lounge chair next to Romano,
who--when not reading--was staring at her legs.

Earl, who had finally been untied, was seated with Burt and his friends, who were explaining
about the spoofset and their many acting jobs. He was listening with a grin, and laughing.

After about three minutes of peace and quiet, Carter and Ardeth ran out of the hospital.
"LOOK OUT!!!!" Carter yelled. "Ardeth let out the GIANT PYTHON!!!"

Murdoc turned sharply. "WHAT PYTHON?!" He exclaimed, alarmed. "There wasn't a
PYTHON in the movie!"

"There was in the book." Cassi remarked with a yawn.

"Trust me, there's DEFINITELY a python." Carter told him just as said python came out
the door.

Murdoc eyed the python for exactly one second before jumping from the ground and climbing
to the top of an ambulance. "GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!" He screamed.

Cosmo jumped up to join him.

Cassi yawned again. "It's supposed to be after Ardeth and Carter." She spoke up, sounding
bored. "They rolled the dice, not you."

Murdoc glared at the pair. "How's about you two lead the nice snake out of the party?" He
ordered.

"But I wanted to go in the pool." Carter complained.

"NO WAY!" Yelled everyone in the pool.

Carter stuck his lip out in a pout. "No fair." He muttered, jumping out of the way of the snake.

Naturally, as the snake could not change direction in mid lunge, it landed in the pool.....which
as most can imagine, sent all in the pool, scrambling out of the way.

Ardeth snickered. "Still want in the pool?" He smirked to Carter.

Carter eyed the snake for a minute. "Nah, I think I'm fine." He answered.

With an evil grin, Lucy crept up behind him and shoved, sending Carter into the pool with the
snake. "Oops." She proclaimed, looking innocent, as Carter wrestled to get away. As if
by coincidence, the snake missed Carter in the water and smacked into the side of the pool,
knocking itself unconsious.

All around stared into the pool.

"Well, get it out!" Cassi yelled. "Do you want the poor thing to DROWN!?" She looked
around to see all staring at her as if she were insane. She rolled her eyes and reached into the
water, yanking the snake's head out and pulling it safely to the side.

"Cas, you really do need help." Murdoc muttered from the top of the ambulance.

"ME?!" Cassi defended. "I'M not the one standing on top of an ambulance, freaking out like
a girl."

Romano started laughing, which set off everyone else.

Murdoc stuck out his lip. "I hate that stupid game." He spat out. "Hasn't anyone won yet?"

"We're close." Carter informed him. "It's Pippin's turn right now, and he's probably already
rolled. "He and Sven were only three spaces from the end. Mohawk was complaining because
he wanted to let the spiders out."

"Oh goodie, the stupid game's almost over." Romano replied, sounding relieved.

"Well, it depends on what comes out next." Cassi told him.

This was interrupted by all the players except Mohawk and Stripe, running through the door
as fast as possible. "Big PROBLEM!!!" Dave yelled.

Romano groaned. "Oh God, what did you do to my hospital now?!"

"Pippin let out the monsoon." Sven answered, with a guilty look.

Romano paled. "That hospital is full of gremlins, and you just let out a flood of WATER inside
the building?!"

"Well don't look at ME!" Sven retorted. "I didn't tell me to play inside the building. How were
WE supposed to know Pippin would let the monsoon out?"

"I thought the game was supposed to be almost over." Shirley spoke up.

Pippin shrugged. "I got a two." He informed her. "But it was doubles, so I get to roll again."

"So why don't you roll and finish the thing?!" Susan demanded.

Pippin looked at the floor. "Um....Mohawk has the game." He confessed.

"WHY?!" Romano complained.

Dave sighed. "Because when it started raining, he grabbed it to get it out of the way....just
before he started screaming and multiplying." He finished.

"Oh lovely....lots of Mohawks." Burt remarked, sarcastically. "Just what the world needs."

"Why don't one of you get the game back?" Lucy asked.

"YOU wanna go back in and play with the gremlins?!" Jing Mei pointed out.

"They really couldn't do much." Lucy reminded her. "I have a nice magic talent. Remember?"
She frowned. "Why doesn't Ardeth go get it? He can change the gremlins into fish or some--"
She was cut off as her cell phone rang from her lounge chair, to the tune of 'Drink up, me
'arties, yo ho.'

"Ugh, I hate that song." Kovac complained.

Lucy grinned and rushed over to answer her phone. "Hello? Oh HI Gorgeous." She replied
with a smile. "REALLY!?......Well OF COURSE I DO!" She exclaimed. "Just let me change......
oh, we're having a pool party, so I'm wearing a bikini........NO, I CAN'T COME LIKE THAT!.....
Because you can't pillage and plunder half naked, that's why."

All around the pool were now staring.

"Yeah, okay...I'll meet you there." Lucy concluded. "You'd better not do anything cool with
out me! Yeah, see you in a few. Later, Gorgeous." She finished before she hung up. "He's so
adorable." She went on, before snapping her fingers, changing her clothes and heading for the
barracade in the enterance of the Ambulance Bay.

"Uh....Lucy?" Romano called as she changed the barracade into a small pebble.

"Yeah?" She called as she walked out.

"Change it back!" He ordered.

"Got it!" She yelled, changing it back to normal. "BYE ALL!"

"Who was that?" Greene asked, looking after her.

"You mean she's been mooning after more than one person since he came along?" Sven
retorted, with a smirk.

"Right, Johnny Depp....never mind." Greene murmured, shaking his head. "I have no idea
what she sees in that man."

"I do." Cassi put in. "I was married to Johnny Depp when I was in high school. That man was
gorgeous."

"Married?" Romano repeated, staring at her.

"A joke between me and my best friend, Jenese." Cassi informed him. "She was Mrs. Michael
Jackson." **Love ya, Jenese! I know you're the only one who will truely understand the
married thing.--sigh--good times. ^_^**

"I was never a Johnny Depp fan, but Jack is definitely cool." Sven remarked, loudly. "I know
exactly what she sees in him."

"Right, now about the game." Carter spoke up, catching everyone's attention.

Ardeth sighed. "I'll get it." He muttered, heading for the hospital.

"I'm coming too." Carter called, running to catch up.

As Ardeth opened the doors, a huge flood of water came out, bringing with it a lot of drowned
spiders, multiplying gremlins, that promptly combusted as the sun hit them, and a rather large
crocodile, which ended up in the pool with the part of the water that didn't spread across the
pavement.

Ardeth and Carter, who had stepped back from the doors, turned, sheepishly. "Oops." They
both retorted, seeing all the people outside, soaked, and the huge crocodile in the pool, who
was now eating the snake.

Cassi looked at Sven for a minute. "Mmm, snake yummy." She snickered.

"That's nasty." Susan replied with a sulk. "Now we can't use the pool."

"Sure you can!" Sven informed her, sweetly. "I'm sure the croc won't mind if you join him."

Dundee walked over to the pool and looked at the croc, which was at least 20 feet long. "Huh-
uh." He proclaimed, returning to his seat. "No WAY Oi'm catchin' tha' one aloive."

Burt looked in the pool. "Oh yeah." He agreed. "Only thing you can do with that one is blow it
away."

"Yeah, but Pippin's the one who let it out, so he has to do it." Sven reminded them...then
grinned. "Either him or ME!" She finished, grabbing Burt's gun.

Cassi made a face. "Well, there goes the pool party." She muttered.

"Hold your ears, people." Sven called, aiming the gun into the pool.

"Mmm, crocodile sushi." Romano mused as Sven took her shot.

"Yummy!" Cassi remarked as the croc blew apart.
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Random insanity bit #56,489....we're giving random numbers on them now. Like it? Anyhow,
we now have more church bulletin bloopers. As said before, these are actual misprints in
church bulletins. Courtesy of Mark Lowry's websight.

Misprint 1: "Our youth basketball team is back in action. Wednesday at 8:00 pm in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King."

Misprint 2: "Ladies, don't forget the rumage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

Misprint 3: Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own
hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time."

And last but NOT least Misprint 4: "Our next song is, 'Angels We Have Heard Get High.'"

This concludes our insanity break, and we now return you to the fic in progress.
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Cassi walked over and looked in the pool. "Wow, just what we need.....croc sushi....with
drowned spiders, crispy gremlins, and a half eaten python."

All those with weak stomachs were now over near the garbage, puking their guts out.

"This really sucks." Connie put in. "Now we can't swim anymore."

"Well.......you can if you WANT to." Atherton informed her. "But I don't recommend it."

"Well, on the bright side, it took care of a good protion of the spiders." Elizabeth pointed out.

"Yes, but now, there's floaties in the pool." Chris Mason complained.

"I think 'floaties' is an understatement." Jimmy Martinez remarked to him.

Murdoc, satisfied that the snake was no longer a threat, had climbed down, and was shaking
his head in disgust. "I take it the party's over?"

"Way over." Sven replied, sounding disappointed.

"When is Ardeth coming back?" Pippin asked, sounding impatient.

"Soon, I hope." Romano muttered. "This game can't be over fast enough."

Pippin frowned, considering this. "I wanna play it again." He mused.

"Not in my hospital....EVER AGAIN!" Romano snapped.

Sven shrugged. "There's always next breaktime spoof." She remarked.

"Only if it ain't here." Romano continued.

Cassi shrugged. "Hard to say." She spoke up. "There's lots of places to go, as I've already
said.....although, the whole Jumanji thing somewhere else is hard to say."

Sven grinned. "We've had plans to do more with Youth Elixir as the fans love it." She looked
around at all the characters gathered around the pool. "Live in fear, pitiful mortals."

"Oooo! I wanna be five!" Pippin yelled. "You can do it to US!"

"Yeah, that crossed our minds." Cassi admitted.

At this point, Carter walked out of the hospital, carrying his cell-phone. "Lucy wants to talk
to Sven or Cassi." He announced.

Sven grabbed the phone. "Got it." She called. "Yeah?" She listened for a bit.

Cassi raised an eyebrow in a questioning look.

"She says Jack wants to know what his magic talent is." Sven explained.

Cassi frowned. "What are they doing?" She asked.

"Robbing Chicago blind." Sven answered.

Cassi shook her head. "Tell Jack he has to wait and figure it out like everyone else." She
remarked. "However, it IS a doozy."

"Did we NEED to know this?" Romano muttered.

Sven shrugged. "Hey, it DID take us a while to figure out the exact details of it....then we had
to put a few restrictions.....he'll figure it out soon enough." She uncovered the phone. "Sorry.
He has to figure it out on his own.....but it's a real doozy.......yeah okay. Later." She looked up
as she turned the phone off. "He's not too happy about that."

Cassi smirked. "He'll be happy when he finds out." She pointed out.

"That he'd better be." Sven remarked. "It took us forever to get all the details straight and even
then, we're still not sure on the full extension."

"So it's Magician Class?" Dor questioned.

"Very." Sven answered. "Bigger than yours."

"Bigger than everyone here, really." Cassi added. "With the exception of the few conditions
of it, he's going to be pretty powerful."

"Oh great." Murdoc retorted. "You gave one of the biggest magic talents ever to an insane
and highly unstable pirate."

"Shut up, you have the ability to conjur nuclear weapons." Chris informed him.

"Yes, but she said his was bigger than any of us here." Murdoc pointed out.

"Bigger than anyone on our set with the exception of Sven and I, who can take it away when
we choose." Cassi went on.

"Are you sure that's safe?" Shirley asked.

"Is it safe for Sven and I to have a bigger power?" Cassi countered.

"Right, forget I asked." Shirley remarked, shaking her head. "And this guy is outside, taking
over Chicago."

"May God have mercy on the souls of the population of Chicago." Burt proclaimed.
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End Part 13......and the next one might just finish it! Will the game be finished? Will they get
that mess out of the pool? Will you find out what Jack and his pirate friends are doing to
Chicago? What will happen to the hospital, now that it is bursting with a gremlin infestation?
And what happens when the game is over, and the monsoon disappears? Will it take all the
new gremlins with it? Will we stop asking stupid questions? I doubt it.

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