Part 14......sorry this has taken so long people....I took a month off of typing, and right now
I have a headache. However, as you've seen, Jurassic III has been updated so I hope that
will give you something to read while you were waiting for this one. We've caught up with
Jeffery in Jurassic....so anything that happens after this story will be in the next part of
Jurassic...as I'm getting yet another Assistant in training and we've already dropped a hint
or two of who he is. So for now, let's just see if I can type the next section. We've got a
game to finish and a pool to clean out.....and we really should do something about the mess
in the ER.......Just to let you know....I have absolutely no idea what to type....my lortab has
not kicked in, and my legs are killing me.....I hate the season changes. Summer to Fall is
always a bad one. Cold air and lots of rain.....hurry up, pill..... Change of plan....Cassi's
watching Freddy out of costume....she WILL eventually type some in this.....REALLY!
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN: "WHY IS THE POWER STILL OFF, AND WHERE IS HIS HEAD?!"
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Up on the surgical floor, there was an operation taking place in OR2. It was being preformed
by Dr. Glasses, Jeffery, Ivy, who was standing on a high stool, and her new bestest friend
and Knight in Shiney armor....(what?!) Jason. The two had been on their way out, when
Ivy had followed a small gremlin, and Jason had been given no choice but to follow her.
Jason was going through a state of confusion. When he'd found the little person, he had
been on a random killing spree, like he always did, never understanding quite why he was
still alive, but going with things, anyway. Now, for some strange reason, he had no desire to
kill people, and all he knew was he liked this small child. Somehow, he seemed to be thinking
more and things that had never made sense to him before suddenly had new meaning.
He was suddenly thinking about things. Thinking was a new concept to the cyborg, as he
had never really thought about anything except avenging his and his mommy's death. He
had very much loved mommy, and it had made him very angry to see her killed. He still could
not figure out how he had come to be up here when Ivy had promised to take him to her
home, but when it had started raining inside, and the flood came down the stairs, he'd
followed Ivy into the elevator and allowed her to take him up to higher ground. If there was
anything he hated more than watching teenagers make out and that burned guy in the
sweater, it was water.....he thought about it. No, not really. Water didn't bother him all that
much, but it was not supposed to be raining indoors, and that had bothered him. It was too
much like what the little man with the finger-knives had done to him.
"Excuse me, Dr. Jason." Dr. Glasses spoke up, causing him to look up. "Might I borrow
your large scalpel?"
Jason looked down at the machete he carried and handed it over to the little green creature
with the glasses, without protest. The little green gremlin was doing some interesting
things to the dead bodies on the table. It was most amusing to watch. After they had taken
care and chopped the mess in the hallway down, with its corpse in the middle- as this had
bothered Ivy,- they continued on to the OR2 with the little green gremlin. Inside OR2, they
had found another gremlin, this one wearing glasses, and a big spider.
Before Dr. Glasses could do much with the machete, the group was interrupted by a loud
voice in the doorway.
"What the [heck] is going on here!?" Edson shouted out.
"These people are assisting me with an important operation." Dr. Glasses informed him.
"Would you like to help?"
"You are cutting up a dead body!" Dr. Edson cried.
Ivy's face fell and she looked as if she was going to cry. "You're MEAN!" She spat out,
and burst into tears.
Jason looked down at the crying girl. This was not good. She wasn't supposed to cry. He
knew Dr. Glasses was using his machete, so he would have to find something else. The
scalpels were too small for any real use. His eyes caught sight of one of the dimmed lights
over the table. This caused electric shock.....he'd done this before. Metal conducted
electricity.....how he'd known this, he had no idea, but he did know he was made of metal.
Without thinking too much more, he shoved his metal fist into the bulb, feeling a jolt. He
then grabbed the Doctor man by the neck, passing the jolt on to him.
Unfortunately, as Edson the Weasle collapsed and fell in a smoking heap on the floor, all
the lights in the building went out.
"Well done, Dr. Jason." Dr Glasses commended, in the dark. Being a gremlin, he could see
just fine.
Ivy smiled and held up her arms for Jason to pick her up. "I love my Knight in Shiney
Armor."
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Meanwhile, downstairs in the very wet ER, Ardeth and Carter were sifting through the
gremlins. Ardeth, of course was having no trouble at all, as he was changing them into
caterpillars, as they passed them.
"Mohawk!" Carter called out loudly. "Pippin needs the dice so he can win!"
Mohawk came out from Curtain 3 where he was standing with about twenty other spider-
gremlins....thanks to the monsoon. Mohawk was making a pouty face. "But I wanted to
let out the spiders." He muttered.
Ardeth rolled his eyes. "You DID let the spiders out!" He remarked flatly. "You have
an entire army of spider-gremlins. What are you complaining about?!"
Mohawk frowned, considering this. "Hmmm, I never thought about that." He answered.
The other Mohawks looked at him and nodded.
"Okay." The leader of the new army of Spider-gremlins concluded, with a nod. "Here you
go. Tell Pippin we'll have to play again sometime so I can let out the game spiders."
Carter accepted the dice with a grin. "I have a feeling he'll want to play again soon, anyway."
He informed the gremlin. "See you later. It's time to end the game."
Ardeth and Carter exchanged a glance as they walked out of the hospital, avoiding the
small darts that shot out of a nearby flower....that missed hitting them as if by coincidence.
(They probably hate that talent of Carter's by now)
"So, you gonna play again?" Carter asked Ardeth.
Ardeth grinned. "It can't be any worse than that dinosaur island." He replied.
Carter shook his head. "Oh please." He muttered. "You know you like that place. Admit
it. If there had been a fourth movie, you'd end up going back even if you weren't casted."
Ardeth gave a small laugh. "Yes, I probably would, my brother.....just to see what you'd
end up doing there next."
"I wonder how much of the hospital is going to be fixed when the game is over." Carter
mused, looking around.
Ardeth shrugged as they walked back out to the Ambulance Bay, where the pool was
still a mess. "I have a feeling that Cassi and Sven can make things back to the way they're
supposed to." He remarked. "Then they'll go back out and do the same mess somewhere
else."
Pippin grinned as he ran over for the dice. "He just gave them back?!" He asked, awed.
"Yeah, but he says he wants a rematch so he can get the spiders out." Carter informed
him.
Pippin grinned. "Tell him I said it sounds like fun."
He had no sooner finished his sentence when all in the Ambulance Bay saw all the lights in
the building go out.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Oh perfect." He muttered. "As if the flood wasn't enough, now
the water blows the breakers."
Elizabeth frowned. "Robert, are you sure the water did it?" She asked pointedly. "I would
have thought the lights would have gone out the second the place started flooding, if
that were the case."
"Either that, or one of the gremlins did something again." Shirley suggested. "That's the
type of thing they'd do."
"I don't really care how it happened." Romano snapped, as he turned to Pippin. "How's
about you hurry up and end that game so we can get back to our pointess miserable lives?"
Cassi grinned. "See?" She proclaimed triumphantly. "I TOLD you these ER guys have no
lives."
Sven shook her head. "Maybe Romano doesn't."
"Don't look at me." Carter put in. "I have a life. I'm going to go live with Ardeth for a while.
My clone can stay at the hospital."
Romano shook his head in annoyance. "Just what we need. Another clone."
"Make that two more." Chen called from the side of the pool, where she was standing next
to Dave. "I'm staying with Dave!"
Dave grinned widely. "She said she'd marry me!" He announced.
"Ah, love springs." Sven mused. Then she turned to eye Elizabeth. "That gives me an
idea."
"No WAY!" Elizabeth and Romano yelled at the same time.
Chris Mason shrugged. "I wonder about those two sometimes."
Romano raised an eyebrow. "Personally, it's none of your business, but I think they way
we are now is more fun." He retorted.
Elizabeth snickered. "Most definitely." She agreed.
"Weirdos." Burt mumbled under his breath.
"Yep." Earl replied.
"PIPPIN!" Romano exclaimed. "DICE! NOW!"
Pippin jumped, dropping the dice.
The dice landed in the pool again......however, inside the building, Pippin and Sven's game
piece moved to the center of the game.
"Did we win?" Sven asked.
"Don't know." Ardeth admitted. "We just got the dice, not the game."
Pippin shrugged. "Jew-man-jai." He spoke up.
At this point, all present had to throw themselves to the ground to avoid being hit with
the animals flying back into the game from all sides.
"HIT THE DIRT!!!!" Burt cried out, pulling Earl and Dundee down.
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The next thing anyone knew, everything was back to normal......well, sort of. The eight
game players were around the game in the bathroom, and Romano and Elizabeth were back
in the ER with Shirley.
Cassi stood next to Romano wearing dark blue scrubs, and one of his scrub caps. The
gremlins seemed to vanish, with the exception of the 20 Mohawks that were seated in
Chairs, waiting for their leader. There was not a spider to be seen....then again, there were
also no patients to be seen either.
"Is it over yet?" Romano spoke up.
Cassi nodded. "Yeah, I guess so." She replied. "At least the gremlins are gone, and the
Game is over."
"What about the spiders?" Susan called out.
Dr. Atherton shrugged. "Hard to say." He answered. "You'd have to look around for them."
Romano nodded. "Is Kerry still dead?" He asked, looking around.
"Could be." Cassi remarked, with a grin. The spiders killed her, not the game."
It was about this time when the eight game players stepped in, Pippin carrying the game.
"I won." Pippin announced with a huge grin.
"You owe me a rematch." Mohawk muttered.
"Is this breaktime over yet?" Romano demanded. "I'm getting really tired of the two of you
trashing my hospital."
Cassi looked over at Sven. "Yeah, I guess it's over." She answered. "Mohawk, take your
new army home."
Mohawk grinned and escourted his army of Spider-Gremlins out the door, oblivious to the
bright sunshine.
"Wait a sec!" Stripe protested.
"They can do it because we said they can." Cassi informed him.
"Figures." Stripe muttered.
Sven grinned at him, smugly. "Sorry, that's the way things go." She looked around at all
the people in the ER. "Okay, all that don't work here, get going! We still have spoof to do!"
"And we've worn out our welcome." Cassi remarked.
"You wore out your welcome a long time ago." Romano told her flatly. "But that never
stopped you from coming back."
Cassi grinned. "Admit it. If I stopped coming, you'd miss me."
Romano gave a sly grin. "Yeh, but only for about 30 seconds." He replied.
"Uh-huh, yeah, I totally believe you." Cassi told him, sarcastically, as the two of them
watched all that didn't work at the hospital exit the building.
Sven sighed. "This was fun." She remarked. "We'll definitely do it again."
"Not here, you won't." Romano ordered. "Find a new place to play."
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Random insanity break # 3,465,895: A horrible thing has happened. Cassi cannot find her
list of things from the Mark Lowry website. Therefore, I will instead list quotes from random
movies that we own. Yes, I do make a list of these....although the quotes are not from many
movies as I have not had time to watch ALL our movies for quotes yet.....we have over 330,
so this is actually possible.
From "Tremors 2" :
BURT: Where's the bomb?
EARL: I threw it in your truck.
BURT: YOU WHAT?!
EARL: I didn't know what else to do!
BURT: That's two and a half TONS of high explosives!
EARL: What, that's not enough?!
From "Tremors"
EARL: This is a job for intelligent men.
VAL: Well show me one, and I'll ask him.
From "Jason X":
PROFESSOR: (yelling) It's okay! He just wanted his machete back! **Do we need to
mention that this guy died shortly after this?**
From "Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors":
TARYN: Oh sure, that's the sort of thing parents tell their kids. "Goodnight dear, say your
prayers...oh, and by the way, your father and I torched some maniac last night."
From "Freddy's Dead, the Final Nightmare":
FREDDY: It's not my fault. I tried to be good.
This concludes our insanity break.
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The only people that remained in the ER were the people who worked there, and Dr.
Atherton, Chris Collins, Chris Mason, Murdoc, Dave, Dor, Jimmy Martinez, Cassi, Sven,
and Stripe.....and Mongojerrie and Rumpelteazer.....who had stayed to help bring back the
remaining dead people.
Carter frowned as he looked around the almost dark room. The only light was coming from
the main doors and the windows. "Wait, why is the power still off?" He asked.
Sven raised an eyebrow. "I guess it means the game didn't cause the black-out." She
spoke up.
"Like I said." Shirley remarked. "The gremlins, most likely."
Romano shrugged and grabbed a flashlight from the Admit desk. "Might as well go see if
anyone in here's still alive."
"Kerry's still dead." Abby called from Trauma One. "And so are all the others that were
before the game was started."
"What about the Evil One?" Cassi asked. "I shot him."
"Anspaugh's still dead, too." Abby called.
"Oh good....I mean, what a pity." Romano remarked. "Now how's about someone get the
power back on?"
"Easy." Chris Mason called out, snapping his fingers.
The lights came back on, instantly.
"Thankyou." Susan spoke up, patting Chris on the back.
"Assistant." Chris reminded her.
As the bright light lit up the ER, the group of people stared as they noticed there were
spiders all over the place.
"Something tells me the spiders have not left yet." Dr Atherton remarked.
"You think?" Romano quipped. "Okay, all of you." He yelled at the spiders. "Out of the
building! Party's over! GET!
The spiders grumbled a series of protests as they filed out the main doors of the ER.
Dr. Atherton blinked.
Cassi shrugged. "Never underestimate the power of short ex-surgeons who've recently
suffered a psychotic breakdown." She remarked, closing Atherton's mouth.
"Oh UGH!" Abby cried out, running from Trauma Two, and out the main doors, where she
promtly threw up in the trashcan outside.
"Okay, that didn't sound too promising." Dave mused, watching Abby.
Romano glanced after her. "I'm not going in there." He told Elizabeth, flatly.
"Mahk said there was a gremlin using a chainsaw in there." Elizabeth spoke up,
remembering.
"Okay, now I'm DEFINITELY not going in there." Romano concluded.
Carter shrugged and looked into the room. "Woah." He said with an awed look. "But
where's his head?!"
Susan made a face. "Ugh, too much information." She muttered.
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End chapter 14. Okay, I mentioned there would only be one more, but I wasn't entirely
sure. There will be ONE more.....this time, I mean it......with the exception of the short tag
on the end. (this doesn't count, although it will be uploaded as a separate chap....it's only
going to be a couple paragraghs.....we don't count that as a chapter) Anyhow, as a bonus
on the end of that, to make up for how short it is......we're adding the newest list of Moments
The ones included in Youth Elixir One will not be in this.....well not all of them, anyway.
Sven and I have gone through the older spoofs and this story, and found a whole load of
new quotes....as the first list didn't have a whole lot for the earlier spoofs.....plus, as a major
bonus.....^_^ The newest Moments from the newest spoofs.....the sections NOT uploaded
yet....will be included. I guess that means I'm about to give away my newest Assistant....
he's got several quotes we love. So that gives you something else to look forward to.
Until next section.....leave your reviews...I need more motivation.
I have a headache. However, as you've seen, Jurassic III has been updated so I hope that
will give you something to read while you were waiting for this one. We've caught up with
Jeffery in Jurassic....so anything that happens after this story will be in the next part of
Jurassic...as I'm getting yet another Assistant in training and we've already dropped a hint
or two of who he is. So for now, let's just see if I can type the next section. We've got a
game to finish and a pool to clean out.....and we really should do something about the mess
in the ER.......Just to let you know....I have absolutely no idea what to type....my lortab has
not kicked in, and my legs are killing me.....I hate the season changes. Summer to Fall is
always a bad one. Cold air and lots of rain.....hurry up, pill..... Change of plan....Cassi's
watching Freddy out of costume....she WILL eventually type some in this.....REALLY!
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN: "WHY IS THE POWER STILL OFF, AND WHERE IS HIS HEAD?!"
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Up on the surgical floor, there was an operation taking place in OR2. It was being preformed
by Dr. Glasses, Jeffery, Ivy, who was standing on a high stool, and her new bestest friend
and Knight in Shiney armor....(what?!) Jason. The two had been on their way out, when
Ivy had followed a small gremlin, and Jason had been given no choice but to follow her.
Jason was going through a state of confusion. When he'd found the little person, he had
been on a random killing spree, like he always did, never understanding quite why he was
still alive, but going with things, anyway. Now, for some strange reason, he had no desire to
kill people, and all he knew was he liked this small child. Somehow, he seemed to be thinking
more and things that had never made sense to him before suddenly had new meaning.
He was suddenly thinking about things. Thinking was a new concept to the cyborg, as he
had never really thought about anything except avenging his and his mommy's death. He
had very much loved mommy, and it had made him very angry to see her killed. He still could
not figure out how he had come to be up here when Ivy had promised to take him to her
home, but when it had started raining inside, and the flood came down the stairs, he'd
followed Ivy into the elevator and allowed her to take him up to higher ground. If there was
anything he hated more than watching teenagers make out and that burned guy in the
sweater, it was water.....he thought about it. No, not really. Water didn't bother him all that
much, but it was not supposed to be raining indoors, and that had bothered him. It was too
much like what the little man with the finger-knives had done to him.
"Excuse me, Dr. Jason." Dr. Glasses spoke up, causing him to look up. "Might I borrow
your large scalpel?"
Jason looked down at the machete he carried and handed it over to the little green creature
with the glasses, without protest. The little green gremlin was doing some interesting
things to the dead bodies on the table. It was most amusing to watch. After they had taken
care and chopped the mess in the hallway down, with its corpse in the middle- as this had
bothered Ivy,- they continued on to the OR2 with the little green gremlin. Inside OR2, they
had found another gremlin, this one wearing glasses, and a big spider.
Before Dr. Glasses could do much with the machete, the group was interrupted by a loud
voice in the doorway.
"What the [heck] is going on here!?" Edson shouted out.
"These people are assisting me with an important operation." Dr. Glasses informed him.
"Would you like to help?"
"You are cutting up a dead body!" Dr. Edson cried.
Ivy's face fell and she looked as if she was going to cry. "You're MEAN!" She spat out,
and burst into tears.
Jason looked down at the crying girl. This was not good. She wasn't supposed to cry. He
knew Dr. Glasses was using his machete, so he would have to find something else. The
scalpels were too small for any real use. His eyes caught sight of one of the dimmed lights
over the table. This caused electric shock.....he'd done this before. Metal conducted
electricity.....how he'd known this, he had no idea, but he did know he was made of metal.
Without thinking too much more, he shoved his metal fist into the bulb, feeling a jolt. He
then grabbed the Doctor man by the neck, passing the jolt on to him.
Unfortunately, as Edson the Weasle collapsed and fell in a smoking heap on the floor, all
the lights in the building went out.
"Well done, Dr. Jason." Dr Glasses commended, in the dark. Being a gremlin, he could see
just fine.
Ivy smiled and held up her arms for Jason to pick her up. "I love my Knight in Shiney
Armor."
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Meanwhile, downstairs in the very wet ER, Ardeth and Carter were sifting through the
gremlins. Ardeth, of course was having no trouble at all, as he was changing them into
caterpillars, as they passed them.
"Mohawk!" Carter called out loudly. "Pippin needs the dice so he can win!"
Mohawk came out from Curtain 3 where he was standing with about twenty other spider-
gremlins....thanks to the monsoon. Mohawk was making a pouty face. "But I wanted to
let out the spiders." He muttered.
Ardeth rolled his eyes. "You DID let the spiders out!" He remarked flatly. "You have
an entire army of spider-gremlins. What are you complaining about?!"
Mohawk frowned, considering this. "Hmmm, I never thought about that." He answered.
The other Mohawks looked at him and nodded.
"Okay." The leader of the new army of Spider-gremlins concluded, with a nod. "Here you
go. Tell Pippin we'll have to play again sometime so I can let out the game spiders."
Carter accepted the dice with a grin. "I have a feeling he'll want to play again soon, anyway."
He informed the gremlin. "See you later. It's time to end the game."
Ardeth and Carter exchanged a glance as they walked out of the hospital, avoiding the
small darts that shot out of a nearby flower....that missed hitting them as if by coincidence.
(They probably hate that talent of Carter's by now)
"So, you gonna play again?" Carter asked Ardeth.
Ardeth grinned. "It can't be any worse than that dinosaur island." He replied.
Carter shook his head. "Oh please." He muttered. "You know you like that place. Admit
it. If there had been a fourth movie, you'd end up going back even if you weren't casted."
Ardeth gave a small laugh. "Yes, I probably would, my brother.....just to see what you'd
end up doing there next."
"I wonder how much of the hospital is going to be fixed when the game is over." Carter
mused, looking around.
Ardeth shrugged as they walked back out to the Ambulance Bay, where the pool was
still a mess. "I have a feeling that Cassi and Sven can make things back to the way they're
supposed to." He remarked. "Then they'll go back out and do the same mess somewhere
else."
Pippin grinned as he ran over for the dice. "He just gave them back?!" He asked, awed.
"Yeah, but he says he wants a rematch so he can get the spiders out." Carter informed
him.
Pippin grinned. "Tell him I said it sounds like fun."
He had no sooner finished his sentence when all in the Ambulance Bay saw all the lights in
the building go out.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Oh perfect." He muttered. "As if the flood wasn't enough, now
the water blows the breakers."
Elizabeth frowned. "Robert, are you sure the water did it?" She asked pointedly. "I would
have thought the lights would have gone out the second the place started flooding, if
that were the case."
"Either that, or one of the gremlins did something again." Shirley suggested. "That's the
type of thing they'd do."
"I don't really care how it happened." Romano snapped, as he turned to Pippin. "How's
about you hurry up and end that game so we can get back to our pointess miserable lives?"
Cassi grinned. "See?" She proclaimed triumphantly. "I TOLD you these ER guys have no
lives."
Sven shook her head. "Maybe Romano doesn't."
"Don't look at me." Carter put in. "I have a life. I'm going to go live with Ardeth for a while.
My clone can stay at the hospital."
Romano shook his head in annoyance. "Just what we need. Another clone."
"Make that two more." Chen called from the side of the pool, where she was standing next
to Dave. "I'm staying with Dave!"
Dave grinned widely. "She said she'd marry me!" He announced.
"Ah, love springs." Sven mused. Then she turned to eye Elizabeth. "That gives me an
idea."
"No WAY!" Elizabeth and Romano yelled at the same time.
Chris Mason shrugged. "I wonder about those two sometimes."
Romano raised an eyebrow. "Personally, it's none of your business, but I think they way
we are now is more fun." He retorted.
Elizabeth snickered. "Most definitely." She agreed.
"Weirdos." Burt mumbled under his breath.
"Yep." Earl replied.
"PIPPIN!" Romano exclaimed. "DICE! NOW!"
Pippin jumped, dropping the dice.
The dice landed in the pool again......however, inside the building, Pippin and Sven's game
piece moved to the center of the game.
"Did we win?" Sven asked.
"Don't know." Ardeth admitted. "We just got the dice, not the game."
Pippin shrugged. "Jew-man-jai." He spoke up.
At this point, all present had to throw themselves to the ground to avoid being hit with
the animals flying back into the game from all sides.
"HIT THE DIRT!!!!" Burt cried out, pulling Earl and Dundee down.
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The next thing anyone knew, everything was back to normal......well, sort of. The eight
game players were around the game in the bathroom, and Romano and Elizabeth were back
in the ER with Shirley.
Cassi stood next to Romano wearing dark blue scrubs, and one of his scrub caps. The
gremlins seemed to vanish, with the exception of the 20 Mohawks that were seated in
Chairs, waiting for their leader. There was not a spider to be seen....then again, there were
also no patients to be seen either.
"Is it over yet?" Romano spoke up.
Cassi nodded. "Yeah, I guess so." She replied. "At least the gremlins are gone, and the
Game is over."
"What about the spiders?" Susan called out.
Dr. Atherton shrugged. "Hard to say." He answered. "You'd have to look around for them."
Romano nodded. "Is Kerry still dead?" He asked, looking around.
"Could be." Cassi remarked, with a grin. The spiders killed her, not the game."
It was about this time when the eight game players stepped in, Pippin carrying the game.
"I won." Pippin announced with a huge grin.
"You owe me a rematch." Mohawk muttered.
"Is this breaktime over yet?" Romano demanded. "I'm getting really tired of the two of you
trashing my hospital."
Cassi looked over at Sven. "Yeah, I guess it's over." She answered. "Mohawk, take your
new army home."
Mohawk grinned and escourted his army of Spider-Gremlins out the door, oblivious to the
bright sunshine.
"Wait a sec!" Stripe protested.
"They can do it because we said they can." Cassi informed him.
"Figures." Stripe muttered.
Sven grinned at him, smugly. "Sorry, that's the way things go." She looked around at all
the people in the ER. "Okay, all that don't work here, get going! We still have spoof to do!"
"And we've worn out our welcome." Cassi remarked.
"You wore out your welcome a long time ago." Romano told her flatly. "But that never
stopped you from coming back."
Cassi grinned. "Admit it. If I stopped coming, you'd miss me."
Romano gave a sly grin. "Yeh, but only for about 30 seconds." He replied.
"Uh-huh, yeah, I totally believe you." Cassi told him, sarcastically, as the two of them
watched all that didn't work at the hospital exit the building.
Sven sighed. "This was fun." She remarked. "We'll definitely do it again."
"Not here, you won't." Romano ordered. "Find a new place to play."
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Random insanity break # 3,465,895: A horrible thing has happened. Cassi cannot find her
list of things from the Mark Lowry website. Therefore, I will instead list quotes from random
movies that we own. Yes, I do make a list of these....although the quotes are not from many
movies as I have not had time to watch ALL our movies for quotes yet.....we have over 330,
so this is actually possible.
From "Tremors 2" :
BURT: Where's the bomb?
EARL: I threw it in your truck.
BURT: YOU WHAT?!
EARL: I didn't know what else to do!
BURT: That's two and a half TONS of high explosives!
EARL: What, that's not enough?!
From "Tremors"
EARL: This is a job for intelligent men.
VAL: Well show me one, and I'll ask him.
From "Jason X":
PROFESSOR: (yelling) It's okay! He just wanted his machete back! **Do we need to
mention that this guy died shortly after this?**
From "Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors":
TARYN: Oh sure, that's the sort of thing parents tell their kids. "Goodnight dear, say your
prayers...oh, and by the way, your father and I torched some maniac last night."
From "Freddy's Dead, the Final Nightmare":
FREDDY: It's not my fault. I tried to be good.
This concludes our insanity break.
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The only people that remained in the ER were the people who worked there, and Dr.
Atherton, Chris Collins, Chris Mason, Murdoc, Dave, Dor, Jimmy Martinez, Cassi, Sven,
and Stripe.....and Mongojerrie and Rumpelteazer.....who had stayed to help bring back the
remaining dead people.
Carter frowned as he looked around the almost dark room. The only light was coming from
the main doors and the windows. "Wait, why is the power still off?" He asked.
Sven raised an eyebrow. "I guess it means the game didn't cause the black-out." She
spoke up.
"Like I said." Shirley remarked. "The gremlins, most likely."
Romano shrugged and grabbed a flashlight from the Admit desk. "Might as well go see if
anyone in here's still alive."
"Kerry's still dead." Abby called from Trauma One. "And so are all the others that were
before the game was started."
"What about the Evil One?" Cassi asked. "I shot him."
"Anspaugh's still dead, too." Abby called.
"Oh good....I mean, what a pity." Romano remarked. "Now how's about someone get the
power back on?"
"Easy." Chris Mason called out, snapping his fingers.
The lights came back on, instantly.
"Thankyou." Susan spoke up, patting Chris on the back.
"Assistant." Chris reminded her.
As the bright light lit up the ER, the group of people stared as they noticed there were
spiders all over the place.
"Something tells me the spiders have not left yet." Dr Atherton remarked.
"You think?" Romano quipped. "Okay, all of you." He yelled at the spiders. "Out of the
building! Party's over! GET!
The spiders grumbled a series of protests as they filed out the main doors of the ER.
Dr. Atherton blinked.
Cassi shrugged. "Never underestimate the power of short ex-surgeons who've recently
suffered a psychotic breakdown." She remarked, closing Atherton's mouth.
"Oh UGH!" Abby cried out, running from Trauma Two, and out the main doors, where she
promtly threw up in the trashcan outside.
"Okay, that didn't sound too promising." Dave mused, watching Abby.
Romano glanced after her. "I'm not going in there." He told Elizabeth, flatly.
"Mahk said there was a gremlin using a chainsaw in there." Elizabeth spoke up,
remembering.
"Okay, now I'm DEFINITELY not going in there." Romano concluded.
Carter shrugged and looked into the room. "Woah." He said with an awed look. "But
where's his head?!"
Susan made a face. "Ugh, too much information." She muttered.
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End chapter 14. Okay, I mentioned there would only be one more, but I wasn't entirely
sure. There will be ONE more.....this time, I mean it......with the exception of the short tag
on the end. (this doesn't count, although it will be uploaded as a separate chap....it's only
going to be a couple paragraghs.....we don't count that as a chapter) Anyhow, as a bonus
on the end of that, to make up for how short it is......we're adding the newest list of Moments
The ones included in Youth Elixir One will not be in this.....well not all of them, anyway.
Sven and I have gone through the older spoofs and this story, and found a whole load of
new quotes....as the first list didn't have a whole lot for the earlier spoofs.....plus, as a major
bonus.....^_^ The newest Moments from the newest spoofs.....the sections NOT uploaded
yet....will be included. I guess that means I'm about to give away my newest Assistant....
he's got several quotes we love. So that gives you something else to look forward to.
Until next section.....leave your reviews...I need more motivation.