And we're back for part 15.....Sorry I tried to have this over, but it's still going...however,
at least now I have some idea as to what is going on with Pratt's head. Currently watching
the "life story" of Weird Al Yankovic......so we'll see how far I go with this...
Where were we?....Oh right, where is Pratt's head and why is Jason still in the hospital?
October 18......
ehhhh....I'm not sure when that last bit here was typed, but it was a long time ago. Sue me, 've
been a bit busy. However, as this part must be typed before the next section of Jurassic III
can go up.....I should be getting to it soon....really. I just have some more to add to the next
section of "The Chase".....
Okay, I was going to type some, but now I have to change the litter boxes.....don't worry, I DO
wash my hands before touching the keyboard again....
November 1.....you're very upset with me aren't you? Okay, there really is a reason for this
Apart from the fact that I wasn't on the computer for a few days....um weeks..we were in
Colorado for a couple more days, so there was all the packing, and the cleaning, and then
when we came back, the mouse was in the litter box....which wasn't clean, and it had apparently
been there a while....and do you really want details? Our sister didn't watch things in here very
well....no wait, that's not true. She watched the 350 videos very closely. Those videos will
think twice before they act up.....unfortunately, the cats think they can have a party every time
I leave. So, one trip, a Halloween party and new mouse later.....I am back at the computer.
Interesting side note. For the church Halloween party, both Sven and I wore our band new
"Freddy VS Jason" t-shirts....because let's face it. How often can you wear Freddy and Jason
to church without getting some really upset looks....one of them being our mom. Anyways
back to the story....assuming I can figure out what to type.
*************************************************************************
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: "JASON VOORHEES, MD.....GOD HELP US ALL"
***********************************************************
Up in OR2, the lights had just snapped on, causing Dr. Glasses to shriek and dive under the
table, pulling a sheet over himself. "LIGHTS!!!" He screamed.
Ivy looked horrified. "Jason, turn the light off! Dr. Glasses is going to burn up!" She shrieked.
Jason looked over at the light he had just smashed. This was not possible. How could it now
be fixed again? Even with his newly aquired intelligence, he knew the light could not fix itself.
How had it happened? He looked over at Ivy, who was helping Dr. Glasses with the sheet.
Finally, he picked up his machete and smashed the light again. He would just watch it to make
sure it didn't fix itself again.
Dr. Glasses sighed, relieved, and climbed back onto his stool. "Thankyou very much Dr. Jason."
He praised. "I'll see that you get a medical license for this. You are truley a good doctor."
**Heaven help us all.**
Ivy grinned. "He can be a great doctor!" She cried. "He's my bestest friend."
"Hand me that other doctor, please, Dr. Jason." Dr. Glasses went on. "He can help with our
operation. We can operate him as well."
Jason leaned over and picked the charred doctor off the floor. He cocked his head to get a
better view of the blackened mess. This wouldn't really match the others for operating, but
he supposed it would do. Shrugging, he dropped the corpse onto the table with the rest of
the mess.
************************************************************************
Random Insanity Break # 546,134
Now we have a special treat for you everyone. We have a list of actual laws in the United
States, so remember, if you are in the state listed, you should not break the law.....unless of
course it's a REALLY stupid one!
ALABAMA: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. **Oh darn**
CONNECTICUT: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. **If you
don't pass out first**
ILLINOIS: It is illegal for you to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and any other domesticated
animals kept as pets. **So tell Fluffy to put it out**
and finally,
INDIANA: Bathing is prohibited in the winter. **note to self: don't ever visit in the winter**
we now return you to the spoof in progress
*************************************************************************
Down in the ER, Carter and Mungo were placing what was left of Dr. Pratt into a body bag,
presumably until they could figure out where his head was. Romano was in Trauma 1 with
Mungojerrie, who was trying to bring back the dead bodies. Elizabeth and Shirley had headed
back up to the Surgical floor with Rumpelteazer to bring back the dead surgical patients,
and the rest of the doctors were checking the hospital to see if there were any more dead bodies.
Cassi was seated on the Admit desk playing with a small hand-held game, that was making a
multitude of beeping noises. **Cassi love tetris** Sven is seated in a comfortable chair behind
the Admit desk with her feet propped on an opened file cabinet.
Jerry and Frank were trying to catch up on the work they missed during the party, but the fact
that Sven's feet were on the files, wasn't helping them.
Cassi turned the game off. "I'm bored." She announced.
"So?" Frank snapped. "Why don't you go somewhere else?"
Cassi gave him a flat look. "You know when we're bored, terrible things tend to happen." She
reminded him. "How would you like something terrible to happen to you?"
"Yeah Lard Gut!" Frank's coffee cup called out. "I can tell some nasty secrets!"
Frank, startled, dropped the mug, breaking it.
"OH, HE'S BROKEN ME!!!!!" The mug screamed. "HOW COULD YOU!?!?"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!" Frank yelled at Dor.
"What?!" Dor retorted, indignately. "I didn't do anything."
Behind her book, Sven gave a small grin and continued reading.
"Are you two causing trouble again?" Romano remarked as he walked over to the stack of
charts.
"No." Cassi and Sven answered at the same time, with the same innocent grin.
"Dor's making things talk again." Frank spat out.
"No I'm not!" Dor protested. "I didn't make anything talk."
"HE BROKE ME!!!!" The mug cried again.
Romano eyed the mess on the floor. "Can someone get in here and clean this up!?" He
demanded. "The last thing we need is a coffee mug threatening to sue us too." He turned and
headed back for Trauma 1, however, before he could get far, his pager chirped.
"That's an annoying noise." Cassi remarked looking over his shoulder. **Not hard as Cassi is
three inches taller than he is**
Romano turned around. "Yeah, that beeping game of yours is pretty annoying too." He pointed
out. "And while I'm at it, so's some of your music."
Cassi raised an eyebrow. "You should just be thankful I don't have the tape with the songs
from 'Freddy's Dead' and 'Freddy VS Jason'." She told him. "Until you've heard those, you've
never heard annoying."
"'It's that time again, can't we get it right'?" Sven sang with her walkman. "'He wants us to
revolt, to set the world on fire.....'"
"'We won't show restraint, because we like the violence....'" Cassi joined in, and they both
continued. "'We are security, wrapped in our brutality....(pause) And it's not our fault....'."
A/N**This song is called "Ether", and it's by a band called "Seether"...and if you wanna hear
it you can find it on the soundtrack for "Freddy VS Jason." We don't listen to much heavy
metal music, but we've made an exception for about 3 songs on this soundtrack.**Becca, it's
on your next tape. ^_^It was too funny for you to miss**
Romano stared at them. "Okay, I don't even want to ask about that one." He remarked, as he
looked at the message on his pager, and his face turned to disbelief. "Oh she's not serious."
"About what?" Cassi asked, trying to peek at the message.
"Lizzie says she found Pratt's head, and Jason is still in the building." Romano answered,
bolting for the elevators.
At this, Carter's head popped into view. "Oooh, this I GOTTA see!" He exclaimed, following.
"I'm coming too!" Ardeth called, catching up.
"Hey, I wanna see!" Chris Mason yelled, running after them.
"I'm coming too." Sven cut in, catching up with Chris.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Right, why don't we just sell tickets?" He muttered as the group got
on the elevator.
Cassi frowned, thinking about this. "You know we can make some money if we did." She
pointed out.
"Don't even start." Romano snapped. "Who's going to clean the mess in OR2?"
"Not me!" Everyone in the elevator spoke up, in unison.
*************************************************************************
In OR2, in the scrub room, Dr. Glasses, Ivy, Jeffery, and Jason were standing against the sinks,
while Elizabeth glared at them, and Dr. Glasses was trying to explain their actions.
"I rather think the proceedure was going well before we were interrupted." Dr. Glasses was
saying.
"The proceedure was creating Frakenstein out of medical staff!" Elizabeth exploded.
"What's Frak-en-stan?" Ivy asked, frowning.
Elizabeth sighed. "Not important right now." She told her. "I'm sorry, but if you people wish
to cut up dead bodies and put them back together again, you need to find somewhere else to
do it. Is that understood?"
The group looked at each other.
"This is the hospital, is it not?" Dr. Glasses remarked, with a shrug. "Is our science not
important to others?"
"Only if you're supplying horror movies with dead bodies." Romano interrupted from the door-
way. Then he turned to Elizabeth. "I hear you have part of one of my ER staff up here."
"In there." Elizabeth answered, pointing. "I'm afraid it's not pretty."
"Oh, yeah!" Chris cut in, rushing for the OR. "I brought the camera. Wait till Mike sees THIS
one!"
Romano stepped into the OR and stared at the mess on the table. "Was this Edson or Dorset?
I can't tell!" He called out.
"I'm not sure." Dr. Glasses informed him. "I don't believe we checked who any of them were."
"Well, it's part Pratt....nice work with that, by the way..." Romano answered. "This one was
Jacey....small loss...."
"Edson." Elizabeth finished. "It was Edson."
"So who killed him?" Sven asked. "I have to know for the notebook."
"Dr. Jason took care of that one, I believe." Dr. Glasses replied, patting Jason on the back.
"DR?!" Elizabeth choked out. "He's a DOCTOR now!?"
"Yes." Dr. Glasses answered, matter of factly. "He was an extremely good assistant."
Carter walked in to look, followed by Ardeth. "Wow." He turned to Romano. "So how many
people you think would avoid the place if they put him on surgical rotation?"
Cassi grinned. "Lots."
Sven nodded in agreement. "Get me a copy of that, Chris." She ordered.
"Got it." Chris answered. "Anyone else?"
Elizabeth gave them a disgusted look. "I should say not." She snapped, walking out. "Get that
mess out of here!"
Romano looked after her a minute, then after she was out of earshot, he turned to Chris. "Eight
by ten, glossy, and framed." He said quietly, with a wink.
"Got it." Chris replied, writing it down.
"Good, now you people get this mess out of here and put everything back to normal before
Kerry sees what happened." Romano told the group. "I really don't want to have to listen to
her and Anspaugh yell about it."
"I don't blame you." Cassi admitted. "Okay kids, sorry, it's all going to go away." She snapped
her fingers.
Both Jacey and Edson were now laying dead on the floor, and Pratt's head has vanished. "The
head should be back on the body, but it's up to you people to raise the dead." Sven announced.
"Where's Rumpelteazer?" Ardeth asked, looking around. "She came up here with Corday."
"I believe the female feline creature is in your recovery area, raising the rest of the dead." Dr.
Glasses answered.
"Good." Romano put in. "Carter, get these corpses back to life, so we can reopen this place.
I'm going back downstairs."
Carter and Ardeth watched as he left. "Ah, darn." Carter pouted. "Now I'm STUCK up here."
"Yeah, well YOU were the one who had to follow us." Cassi pointed out. "Ivy, take your new
friend home with you, and show him around the castle. Glasses, get lost. The other gremlins
are long gone. Jeffery, Atherton was looking for you. Go find him."
"Guess we're about done now, huh?" Sven remarked, looking around.
"Yeah, unfortunately, we are." Cassi answered with a sigh. "However, we can't leave until all
the dead are back to life.....except Weaver. I'd rather be gone before she's brought back."
"Most of us wouldn't mind if she stayed dead." Shirley spoke up from the doorway. "I'm
really starting to miss Dr. Romano as the Chief of Staff."
"Can't say I blame you." Cassi agreed. "At least he was funnier."
"Well, shall we return to the ground floor and go back to our bordum?" Sven asked.
"Yeah, bordum sounds good." Chris answered, following. "That way we can plan our NEXT
breaktime spoof!"
"Speaking of that......" The insane trio's conversation faded as they headed down the hall.
After a minute, Carter, Ardeth, and Shirley exchanged a glance.
"That didn't sound promising." Carter spoke up, nervously.
"Can it possibly be worse than the last two?" Shirley remarked, with a shrug.
Ardeth grinned. "The last two were kind of fun, actually." He reminded them. "Are you coming
with me after this?"
Carter looked at him like he was insane. "You'd even suggest that I'd STAY?!" He spat out.
"Heck, yeah, I'm coming with you!"
"For what?" Shirley asked, confused.
"To Egypt." Carter answered as if it were obvious. "I'm going home with Ardeth. I'm going to
be a Med-jai for a while. What's keeping me here? Abby's being a jerk, and Gamma's gone.
Wouldn't YOU want to leave for a while?"
Shirley considered it. "Well yeah, when you put it that way, I suppose you're right." She
admitted. "Take care of yourself out there."
Carter grinned. "It's going to be lots of fun!" He stated, excitedly. "I can't wait."
"Discuss it later." Shirley told him, with a serious face. "Now we have to raise the dead."
*************************************************************************
THREE HOURS LATER......
The hospital was completely back to normal.....well, it was empty of new patients, but then,
they had just reopened it, so it wouldn't be long. Our point is the dead is now back with the
exception of Dr. Weaver and Dr. Anspaugh, whom the doctors had delayed until the Authors
had left the building.....***much to our relief***
"Gotta go, more terror to create elsewhere." Cassi called, waving.
"We'll be back, so don't start partying yet." Chris yelled.
Sven took the film roll out of his shirt pocket and grinned. "After we develope a few pictures."
She remarked with an evil snicker.
"Don't hurry back." Pratt snapped, glaring. He'd been told what had happened and wasn't
very happy about it.
Romano frowned and turned to Elizabeth. "You still got that bottle?" He asked.
"Yes." She answered, pulling it out. "Why?"
Romano snatched the vial. "Cas!" He called out.
"What?" Cassi asked, turning around.
"Catch!" He said, throwing the vial.
Cassi shook her head as she caught it. "Are you sure you don't want it?" She remarked, with
a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, now get lost before I change my mind." Romano told her with a grin.
"I'll be back." Cassi proclaimed, walking out the doors of the hospital.
The doctors in the ER all looked at each other. "May God have mercy on our souls."
Romano spoke up, rolling his eyes.
"Well.....the party was fun." Susan admitted.
"Yeah, we should put a pool in the ambulance bay more often." Kovac's Clone added with
a wide grin.
Romano frowned, thinking about it. "Nah, we better not." The city would never allow it.
"Bummer." Abby remarked.
*************************************************************************
THE END.......except for the next chapter......Coming soon!
at least now I have some idea as to what is going on with Pratt's head. Currently watching
the "life story" of Weird Al Yankovic......so we'll see how far I go with this...
Where were we?....Oh right, where is Pratt's head and why is Jason still in the hospital?
October 18......
ehhhh....I'm not sure when that last bit here was typed, but it was a long time ago. Sue me, 've
been a bit busy. However, as this part must be typed before the next section of Jurassic III
can go up.....I should be getting to it soon....really. I just have some more to add to the next
section of "The Chase".....
Okay, I was going to type some, but now I have to change the litter boxes.....don't worry, I DO
wash my hands before touching the keyboard again....
November 1.....you're very upset with me aren't you? Okay, there really is a reason for this
Apart from the fact that I wasn't on the computer for a few days....um weeks..we were in
Colorado for a couple more days, so there was all the packing, and the cleaning, and then
when we came back, the mouse was in the litter box....which wasn't clean, and it had apparently
been there a while....and do you really want details? Our sister didn't watch things in here very
well....no wait, that's not true. She watched the 350 videos very closely. Those videos will
think twice before they act up.....unfortunately, the cats think they can have a party every time
I leave. So, one trip, a Halloween party and new mouse later.....I am back at the computer.
Interesting side note. For the church Halloween party, both Sven and I wore our band new
"Freddy VS Jason" t-shirts....because let's face it. How often can you wear Freddy and Jason
to church without getting some really upset looks....one of them being our mom. Anyways
back to the story....assuming I can figure out what to type.
*************************************************************************
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: "JASON VOORHEES, MD.....GOD HELP US ALL"
***********************************************************
Up in OR2, the lights had just snapped on, causing Dr. Glasses to shriek and dive under the
table, pulling a sheet over himself. "LIGHTS!!!" He screamed.
Ivy looked horrified. "Jason, turn the light off! Dr. Glasses is going to burn up!" She shrieked.
Jason looked over at the light he had just smashed. This was not possible. How could it now
be fixed again? Even with his newly aquired intelligence, he knew the light could not fix itself.
How had it happened? He looked over at Ivy, who was helping Dr. Glasses with the sheet.
Finally, he picked up his machete and smashed the light again. He would just watch it to make
sure it didn't fix itself again.
Dr. Glasses sighed, relieved, and climbed back onto his stool. "Thankyou very much Dr. Jason."
He praised. "I'll see that you get a medical license for this. You are truley a good doctor."
**Heaven help us all.**
Ivy grinned. "He can be a great doctor!" She cried. "He's my bestest friend."
"Hand me that other doctor, please, Dr. Jason." Dr. Glasses went on. "He can help with our
operation. We can operate him as well."
Jason leaned over and picked the charred doctor off the floor. He cocked his head to get a
better view of the blackened mess. This wouldn't really match the others for operating, but
he supposed it would do. Shrugging, he dropped the corpse onto the table with the rest of
the mess.
************************************************************************
Random Insanity Break # 546,134
Now we have a special treat for you everyone. We have a list of actual laws in the United
States, so remember, if you are in the state listed, you should not break the law.....unless of
course it's a REALLY stupid one!
ALABAMA: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. **Oh darn**
CONNECTICUT: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. **If you
don't pass out first**
ILLINOIS: It is illegal for you to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and any other domesticated
animals kept as pets. **So tell Fluffy to put it out**
and finally,
INDIANA: Bathing is prohibited in the winter. **note to self: don't ever visit in the winter**
we now return you to the spoof in progress
*************************************************************************
Down in the ER, Carter and Mungo were placing what was left of Dr. Pratt into a body bag,
presumably until they could figure out where his head was. Romano was in Trauma 1 with
Mungojerrie, who was trying to bring back the dead bodies. Elizabeth and Shirley had headed
back up to the Surgical floor with Rumpelteazer to bring back the dead surgical patients,
and the rest of the doctors were checking the hospital to see if there were any more dead bodies.
Cassi was seated on the Admit desk playing with a small hand-held game, that was making a
multitude of beeping noises. **Cassi love tetris** Sven is seated in a comfortable chair behind
the Admit desk with her feet propped on an opened file cabinet.
Jerry and Frank were trying to catch up on the work they missed during the party, but the fact
that Sven's feet were on the files, wasn't helping them.
Cassi turned the game off. "I'm bored." She announced.
"So?" Frank snapped. "Why don't you go somewhere else?"
Cassi gave him a flat look. "You know when we're bored, terrible things tend to happen." She
reminded him. "How would you like something terrible to happen to you?"
"Yeah Lard Gut!" Frank's coffee cup called out. "I can tell some nasty secrets!"
Frank, startled, dropped the mug, breaking it.
"OH, HE'S BROKEN ME!!!!!" The mug screamed. "HOW COULD YOU!?!?"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!" Frank yelled at Dor.
"What?!" Dor retorted, indignately. "I didn't do anything."
Behind her book, Sven gave a small grin and continued reading.
"Are you two causing trouble again?" Romano remarked as he walked over to the stack of
charts.
"No." Cassi and Sven answered at the same time, with the same innocent grin.
"Dor's making things talk again." Frank spat out.
"No I'm not!" Dor protested. "I didn't make anything talk."
"HE BROKE ME!!!!" The mug cried again.
Romano eyed the mess on the floor. "Can someone get in here and clean this up!?" He
demanded. "The last thing we need is a coffee mug threatening to sue us too." He turned and
headed back for Trauma 1, however, before he could get far, his pager chirped.
"That's an annoying noise." Cassi remarked looking over his shoulder. **Not hard as Cassi is
three inches taller than he is**
Romano turned around. "Yeah, that beeping game of yours is pretty annoying too." He pointed
out. "And while I'm at it, so's some of your music."
Cassi raised an eyebrow. "You should just be thankful I don't have the tape with the songs
from 'Freddy's Dead' and 'Freddy VS Jason'." She told him. "Until you've heard those, you've
never heard annoying."
"'It's that time again, can't we get it right'?" Sven sang with her walkman. "'He wants us to
revolt, to set the world on fire.....'"
"'We won't show restraint, because we like the violence....'" Cassi joined in, and they both
continued. "'We are security, wrapped in our brutality....(pause) And it's not our fault....'."
A/N**This song is called "Ether", and it's by a band called "Seether"...and if you wanna hear
it you can find it on the soundtrack for "Freddy VS Jason." We don't listen to much heavy
metal music, but we've made an exception for about 3 songs on this soundtrack.**Becca, it's
on your next tape. ^_^It was too funny for you to miss**
Romano stared at them. "Okay, I don't even want to ask about that one." He remarked, as he
looked at the message on his pager, and his face turned to disbelief. "Oh she's not serious."
"About what?" Cassi asked, trying to peek at the message.
"Lizzie says she found Pratt's head, and Jason is still in the building." Romano answered,
bolting for the elevators.
At this, Carter's head popped into view. "Oooh, this I GOTTA see!" He exclaimed, following.
"I'm coming too!" Ardeth called, catching up.
"Hey, I wanna see!" Chris Mason yelled, running after them.
"I'm coming too." Sven cut in, catching up with Chris.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Right, why don't we just sell tickets?" He muttered as the group got
on the elevator.
Cassi frowned, thinking about this. "You know we can make some money if we did." She
pointed out.
"Don't even start." Romano snapped. "Who's going to clean the mess in OR2?"
"Not me!" Everyone in the elevator spoke up, in unison.
*************************************************************************
In OR2, in the scrub room, Dr. Glasses, Ivy, Jeffery, and Jason were standing against the sinks,
while Elizabeth glared at them, and Dr. Glasses was trying to explain their actions.
"I rather think the proceedure was going well before we were interrupted." Dr. Glasses was
saying.
"The proceedure was creating Frakenstein out of medical staff!" Elizabeth exploded.
"What's Frak-en-stan?" Ivy asked, frowning.
Elizabeth sighed. "Not important right now." She told her. "I'm sorry, but if you people wish
to cut up dead bodies and put them back together again, you need to find somewhere else to
do it. Is that understood?"
The group looked at each other.
"This is the hospital, is it not?" Dr. Glasses remarked, with a shrug. "Is our science not
important to others?"
"Only if you're supplying horror movies with dead bodies." Romano interrupted from the door-
way. Then he turned to Elizabeth. "I hear you have part of one of my ER staff up here."
"In there." Elizabeth answered, pointing. "I'm afraid it's not pretty."
"Oh, yeah!" Chris cut in, rushing for the OR. "I brought the camera. Wait till Mike sees THIS
one!"
Romano stepped into the OR and stared at the mess on the table. "Was this Edson or Dorset?
I can't tell!" He called out.
"I'm not sure." Dr. Glasses informed him. "I don't believe we checked who any of them were."
"Well, it's part Pratt....nice work with that, by the way..." Romano answered. "This one was
Jacey....small loss...."
"Edson." Elizabeth finished. "It was Edson."
"So who killed him?" Sven asked. "I have to know for the notebook."
"Dr. Jason took care of that one, I believe." Dr. Glasses replied, patting Jason on the back.
"DR?!" Elizabeth choked out. "He's a DOCTOR now!?"
"Yes." Dr. Glasses answered, matter of factly. "He was an extremely good assistant."
Carter walked in to look, followed by Ardeth. "Wow." He turned to Romano. "So how many
people you think would avoid the place if they put him on surgical rotation?"
Cassi grinned. "Lots."
Sven nodded in agreement. "Get me a copy of that, Chris." She ordered.
"Got it." Chris answered. "Anyone else?"
Elizabeth gave them a disgusted look. "I should say not." She snapped, walking out. "Get that
mess out of here!"
Romano looked after her a minute, then after she was out of earshot, he turned to Chris. "Eight
by ten, glossy, and framed." He said quietly, with a wink.
"Got it." Chris replied, writing it down.
"Good, now you people get this mess out of here and put everything back to normal before
Kerry sees what happened." Romano told the group. "I really don't want to have to listen to
her and Anspaugh yell about it."
"I don't blame you." Cassi admitted. "Okay kids, sorry, it's all going to go away." She snapped
her fingers.
Both Jacey and Edson were now laying dead on the floor, and Pratt's head has vanished. "The
head should be back on the body, but it's up to you people to raise the dead." Sven announced.
"Where's Rumpelteazer?" Ardeth asked, looking around. "She came up here with Corday."
"I believe the female feline creature is in your recovery area, raising the rest of the dead." Dr.
Glasses answered.
"Good." Romano put in. "Carter, get these corpses back to life, so we can reopen this place.
I'm going back downstairs."
Carter and Ardeth watched as he left. "Ah, darn." Carter pouted. "Now I'm STUCK up here."
"Yeah, well YOU were the one who had to follow us." Cassi pointed out. "Ivy, take your new
friend home with you, and show him around the castle. Glasses, get lost. The other gremlins
are long gone. Jeffery, Atherton was looking for you. Go find him."
"Guess we're about done now, huh?" Sven remarked, looking around.
"Yeah, unfortunately, we are." Cassi answered with a sigh. "However, we can't leave until all
the dead are back to life.....except Weaver. I'd rather be gone before she's brought back."
"Most of us wouldn't mind if she stayed dead." Shirley spoke up from the doorway. "I'm
really starting to miss Dr. Romano as the Chief of Staff."
"Can't say I blame you." Cassi agreed. "At least he was funnier."
"Well, shall we return to the ground floor and go back to our bordum?" Sven asked.
"Yeah, bordum sounds good." Chris answered, following. "That way we can plan our NEXT
breaktime spoof!"
"Speaking of that......" The insane trio's conversation faded as they headed down the hall.
After a minute, Carter, Ardeth, and Shirley exchanged a glance.
"That didn't sound promising." Carter spoke up, nervously.
"Can it possibly be worse than the last two?" Shirley remarked, with a shrug.
Ardeth grinned. "The last two were kind of fun, actually." He reminded them. "Are you coming
with me after this?"
Carter looked at him like he was insane. "You'd even suggest that I'd STAY?!" He spat out.
"Heck, yeah, I'm coming with you!"
"For what?" Shirley asked, confused.
"To Egypt." Carter answered as if it were obvious. "I'm going home with Ardeth. I'm going to
be a Med-jai for a while. What's keeping me here? Abby's being a jerk, and Gamma's gone.
Wouldn't YOU want to leave for a while?"
Shirley considered it. "Well yeah, when you put it that way, I suppose you're right." She
admitted. "Take care of yourself out there."
Carter grinned. "It's going to be lots of fun!" He stated, excitedly. "I can't wait."
"Discuss it later." Shirley told him, with a serious face. "Now we have to raise the dead."
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THREE HOURS LATER......
The hospital was completely back to normal.....well, it was empty of new patients, but then,
they had just reopened it, so it wouldn't be long. Our point is the dead is now back with the
exception of Dr. Weaver and Dr. Anspaugh, whom the doctors had delayed until the Authors
had left the building.....***much to our relief***
"Gotta go, more terror to create elsewhere." Cassi called, waving.
"We'll be back, so don't start partying yet." Chris yelled.
Sven took the film roll out of his shirt pocket and grinned. "After we develope a few pictures."
She remarked with an evil snicker.
"Don't hurry back." Pratt snapped, glaring. He'd been told what had happened and wasn't
very happy about it.
Romano frowned and turned to Elizabeth. "You still got that bottle?" He asked.
"Yes." She answered, pulling it out. "Why?"
Romano snatched the vial. "Cas!" He called out.
"What?" Cassi asked, turning around.
"Catch!" He said, throwing the vial.
Cassi shook her head as she caught it. "Are you sure you don't want it?" She remarked, with
a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, now get lost before I change my mind." Romano told her with a grin.
"I'll be back." Cassi proclaimed, walking out the doors of the hospital.
The doctors in the ER all looked at each other. "May God have mercy on our souls."
Romano spoke up, rolling his eyes.
"Well.....the party was fun." Susan admitted.
"Yeah, we should put a pool in the ambulance bay more often." Kovac's Clone added with
a wide grin.
Romano frowned, thinking about it. "Nah, we better not." The city would never allow it.
"Bummer." Abby remarked.
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THE END.......except for the next chapter......Coming soon!