Squeee!! more nonsence and ...er... YOUR MOM!
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Chapter 2: Squee!
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"SQUEE!!" Ashley yelled as she held onto the really hot blonde guy. They were on a motorcycle so... if she didnt hang on, she'd have died Oo.
" Whats Squee mean?!" Chelsea yelled from somewhere in the bak.
"Squee.. the verb to squee, i squee, u squee, he/she squee--"
"Shut up!!" Chelsea yelled," I get it!"
"Oh ok ^__^"
The Blonde guy, who turned out to be vampire babe David, was taking both girls to *cough* the vampire hotal *cough* to become blood sucking vampires of.. er.. tuesday!? Marco had asked why one of them was wearing a bunny suit and swinging a carrot but Ashley told him to, as she elequantly put it, to fuck off and mind his own damn business, Marco smirked and shut up.
"I'm cold!" Ashley sobbed.
"I'm hungry!" Chelsea whined.
"I'm to sexy for my shirt!" Draco ran past them, shirtless.
Ashley blinked," That was odd... and ...er..odd!"
"Almost there..." David said in his sexy echoing voice, that made Ashley go all.. shivery.
Chelsea snorted several times like a pig and yelled," BONER MAN NANANNANAN!!" while singing a cheap rip off of the batman theme. Marco looked very scared and worried for the sake of his sanity. David parked his bike by a set of wooden stairs that went down into some carvern thingy that was er.. wrecked by an earthquake.
"Yay!" Ashley hopped around in her bunny suit, smacking Marco over the head with her carrot," I love this shit!" Just as Ashley said shit, Billy Baldwin ran past with a 'cencored' sign and the shit made a sound like a car crash. David disappeared down the stairs and his little vampire posse disappeared with him.
"So..er.. where'd the hot vampire babe go!?" Chelsea blinked.
"Down here girls!" David called.
Ashley ran to the stairs and hopped down them, bunny ears flooping over slighty. Suddenly she tripped and fell down several steps all the while swearing which ended up in a very long, loud BEEEEEEEEP sound and continued on after she stopped falling.
"ASHLEY!! SHHH!!" Billy yelled, throwing the cencored sign at her.
"Ow.. hey.. that was my head man!" Ashley brandished her carrot like a sword," ON GARDE MA PETIT ..ER...CRUTON!!!"
"Did u just call me a Cruton?" Billy snapped his fingers and ninja mice appeared.
"OH NO NINJA MICE! SAVE ME JEBUS!" Ashley began beating the mice like Donkey Kong does when he has that hammer in the old Arcade games where you have to save this chick... er.. ya! David blinked his sexy eyes and kicked Billy's ass out for the moment. Chelsea started singing the YMCA for some reason and did alittle dance which ended in Marco getting hit in the face with a wooden mallet which came out of no where and fell on his head.
"Er.. Chelsea.. I think you did the Mexican Wooden Mallet dance instead of the YMCA.." Ashley smiled, nibbling Davids arm without noticing.
"And your the one whos trying to eat the vampire!" Chelsea pimp slapped Ashley off of David.
"AWWW... BUT I LOVVVEEE HIM!!" Ashley whined, hopping around Paul smacking him with her carrot.
"................." Chelsea just shook her head and walked into a metal fence in which several teletubbies ran out of in a mix of laughter and insane plotting to take over the world with toothpicks.
"THEY STOLE MY IDEA!" Ashley yelled shaking her fist. David grabbed both girls and pulled them into the vampire hotel thingy with the most evilest smile on his face. Ashley smacked his ass randomly and ran bak to beat Marco with her carrot until he had to hold her arms at her side and psyically carry her into the hole thingy, Ashley made it difficult and started making satan babble and giggling....
"David.. are you sure you want to make these to vampires... once a bunny and the other is a--"
Marco was cut off by Chelsea yelling "MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POL-- OW DAMN THAT WAS MY SHIN! U *BEEEEEEEEEEEPING* SON OF A *BEEEEEP* I SHOULD *BEEP* U OUT OF *BEEPING* EXSITENCE!!"
Ashley had walked right into a rock and swore badly again. Dwayne laughed and was pimp slapped by Ashley's carrot.
"David.. she pimp slapped me!" Dwayne whimpered.
"Your a vampire... .. dont cry... Oo" David lounged in a chair, drinking red stuff.
"Wow.. what are you drinking and can I have some!?" Chelsea asked.
"Sure.. its blood..." David smirked.
"WOOOO GO VITAL SUBSTENCES!!" Ashley cawed from a corner.
David hurled the bottle at Ashley who caught it like and dog and drank some of it before throwing it at Chelsea who missed and fell on her ass. Lucius caught it.
"Lucius.. what are U doing here.. U HAVE A SHOW TO BE AT!" Ashley smacked him several times with her carrot and stole the bottle bak," Wow... its good!" She downed half the bottle and had it pryed away by Chelsea.
"Come on DONT BE A BLOOD HOG!" Chelsea drank the rest," I SEE COLORS! wait.. no.. thats my imagination acting up again..."
Ashley yawned," so.. when does this vampire shit happen?"
David smiled with his sexy vampire... ness? "Soon.."
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Jack (Aka Ashley) wrote this chapter. She's a retard and claims that she can't upload [bleep] (THANKS BILLY!) onto her computer so *I* have to do it. And she hasn't made her part of the profile yet because she's too busy having sex with Lucious Malfoy and his son in a big vat of peanut butter in the kitchen next to the lawn ornaments. So yeah. Don't mind her. HAH!
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Chapter 2: Squee!
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"SQUEE!!" Ashley yelled as she held onto the really hot blonde guy. They were on a motorcycle so... if she didnt hang on, she'd have died Oo.
" Whats Squee mean?!" Chelsea yelled from somewhere in the bak.
"Squee.. the verb to squee, i squee, u squee, he/she squee--"
"Shut up!!" Chelsea yelled," I get it!"
"Oh ok ^__^"
The Blonde guy, who turned out to be vampire babe David, was taking both girls to *cough* the vampire hotal *cough* to become blood sucking vampires of.. er.. tuesday!? Marco had asked why one of them was wearing a bunny suit and swinging a carrot but Ashley told him to, as she elequantly put it, to fuck off and mind his own damn business, Marco smirked and shut up.
"I'm cold!" Ashley sobbed.
"I'm hungry!" Chelsea whined.
"I'm to sexy for my shirt!" Draco ran past them, shirtless.
Ashley blinked," That was odd... and ...er..odd!"
"Almost there..." David said in his sexy echoing voice, that made Ashley go all.. shivery.
Chelsea snorted several times like a pig and yelled," BONER MAN NANANNANAN!!" while singing a cheap rip off of the batman theme. Marco looked very scared and worried for the sake of his sanity. David parked his bike by a set of wooden stairs that went down into some carvern thingy that was er.. wrecked by an earthquake.
"Yay!" Ashley hopped around in her bunny suit, smacking Marco over the head with her carrot," I love this shit!" Just as Ashley said shit, Billy Baldwin ran past with a 'cencored' sign and the shit made a sound like a car crash. David disappeared down the stairs and his little vampire posse disappeared with him.
"So..er.. where'd the hot vampire babe go!?" Chelsea blinked.
"Down here girls!" David called.
Ashley ran to the stairs and hopped down them, bunny ears flooping over slighty. Suddenly she tripped and fell down several steps all the while swearing which ended up in a very long, loud BEEEEEEEEP sound and continued on after she stopped falling.
"ASHLEY!! SHHH!!" Billy yelled, throwing the cencored sign at her.
"Ow.. hey.. that was my head man!" Ashley brandished her carrot like a sword," ON GARDE MA PETIT ..ER...CRUTON!!!"
"Did u just call me a Cruton?" Billy snapped his fingers and ninja mice appeared.
"OH NO NINJA MICE! SAVE ME JEBUS!" Ashley began beating the mice like Donkey Kong does when he has that hammer in the old Arcade games where you have to save this chick... er.. ya! David blinked his sexy eyes and kicked Billy's ass out for the moment. Chelsea started singing the YMCA for some reason and did alittle dance which ended in Marco getting hit in the face with a wooden mallet which came out of no where and fell on his head.
"Er.. Chelsea.. I think you did the Mexican Wooden Mallet dance instead of the YMCA.." Ashley smiled, nibbling Davids arm without noticing.
"And your the one whos trying to eat the vampire!" Chelsea pimp slapped Ashley off of David.
"AWWW... BUT I LOVVVEEE HIM!!" Ashley whined, hopping around Paul smacking him with her carrot.
"................." Chelsea just shook her head and walked into a metal fence in which several teletubbies ran out of in a mix of laughter and insane plotting to take over the world with toothpicks.
"THEY STOLE MY IDEA!" Ashley yelled shaking her fist. David grabbed both girls and pulled them into the vampire hotel thingy with the most evilest smile on his face. Ashley smacked his ass randomly and ran bak to beat Marco with her carrot until he had to hold her arms at her side and psyically carry her into the hole thingy, Ashley made it difficult and started making satan babble and giggling....
"David.. are you sure you want to make these to vampires... once a bunny and the other is a--"
Marco was cut off by Chelsea yelling "MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"MARCO!"
"POL-- OW DAMN THAT WAS MY SHIN! U *BEEEEEEEEEEEPING* SON OF A *BEEEEEP* I SHOULD *BEEP* U OUT OF *BEEPING* EXSITENCE!!"
Ashley had walked right into a rock and swore badly again. Dwayne laughed and was pimp slapped by Ashley's carrot.
"David.. she pimp slapped me!" Dwayne whimpered.
"Your a vampire... .. dont cry... Oo" David lounged in a chair, drinking red stuff.
"Wow.. what are you drinking and can I have some!?" Chelsea asked.
"Sure.. its blood..." David smirked.
"WOOOO GO VITAL SUBSTENCES!!" Ashley cawed from a corner.
David hurled the bottle at Ashley who caught it like and dog and drank some of it before throwing it at Chelsea who missed and fell on her ass. Lucius caught it.
"Lucius.. what are U doing here.. U HAVE A SHOW TO BE AT!" Ashley smacked him several times with her carrot and stole the bottle bak," Wow... its good!" She downed half the bottle and had it pryed away by Chelsea.
"Come on DONT BE A BLOOD HOG!" Chelsea drank the rest," I SEE COLORS! wait.. no.. thats my imagination acting up again..."
Ashley yawned," so.. when does this vampire shit happen?"
David smiled with his sexy vampire... ness? "Soon.."
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Jack (Aka Ashley) wrote this chapter. She's a retard and claims that she can't upload [bleep] (THANKS BILLY!) onto her computer so *I* have to do it. And she hasn't made her part of the profile yet because she's too busy having sex with Lucious Malfoy and his son in a big vat of peanut butter in the kitchen next to the lawn ornaments. So yeah. Don't mind her. HAH!