Chapter ..uh..ya!: Party Hardy
Ashley randomly danced around Marko who was picking his teeth with a banjo pic for some reason. The Lost Newsies and The Lost Dudes where having a tiff which ended in everyone doing the guitar riff and Chelsea breaking into long versions of Im the King of New York while a dog howled in teh bak round...
"So er.. wait are we going to do now?!" Ashley arsked from the bak, suddenly stopping her horrible interpritation of the Moon Walk.
"Why dont we......PARTY!" David ran in from no where with millions of invitations to a party for some reason.
"I second the motion!" Chelsea howled from over in that direction.
"ALL IN FAVOR SAY.... CHINKY LINKY BANGERS N MASH!" Someone in the bakround yelled.
And everyone said Chinky Linky Bangers N mash even tho there would be no banging included in this fic *cough!*
" Whos being Banged now?"
I SAID COUGH DAMNIT!! Soon all the Lost Newsies were putting up decorations around the Lost Boys hide out cave thingy, The Lost dudes where doing the Guitar Riff and Chelsea was picking her nose and making Pigs in a blanket XD. Random Loud songs from Manson blared through the room and soon ppl where having to move out of the way because Ashley was doing some mondo bizarre headbanging!
"...Like.. Totally Bodacious Ashley Dude..." Bill S. Preston gave her a thumbs up.
Ashley did the Guitar Rif and ran into a wall.
"... Trinity.. i dont think we're in Zion anymore.."
Everyone looked over as Neo and Trinity walked into the cave with their big ass trenchcoats and shiny pliable vinyl and leather. Chelsea walked over and stuffed three hotdogs into their mouths and ran away to hide behind Marko who just blinked.
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DOO DO DO DO DOOO!" David broke into some hardcore breakdancing which was totally out of character but he didnt seem to care, niether did anyone else for that matte - -
"Hey! person writing this!!" Dwayne yelled from his couch over there.
"Um.. Hi? u do know two people are writing this fic?"
"Ya we know!" Jack yawned.
"Can we get a hooker?" Paul cackled.
"No..." "Aww... i dont think your getting enough meat in your diet.." Marko cried.
"Er... that just fell 30 feet from making absolutly no sence what so ever... Can i continue writing now!?"
"YES!"
******Aherm*******
"NEVER FEAR... THE FROGS ARE HERE!" Edgar ran around the room like superman on some serious crack which Ended in David making him a Vampire.
"Lost Frogs!" Chelsea Fell over laughing," So thats... Lost Boys, Lost Girls, Lost Newsies, Lost Dudes and Lost Frogs!"
"I agree!" Ashley nodded profoundly," Oooo!! Lost Baldwins!" and everyone did the guitar riff including the herd of baldwins who had appeared out of no where with their black cencored boards and baldwinness.. David sighed heavily and went to work making the very large herd of baldwins vampires.
"Lost Damon!"
"Lost Bale!"
"Lost.. UH.. your mom!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"I like eggs!"
"Im sure u do!"
"BAR STOOL!"
Jack and Racetrack blinked and Ashley and Chelsea insane ramblings which seemed to lean towards Eggs or something like it. Racetrack played with his suspenders and smoked his cigar. Spot suddenly screamed like a little girl and everyone looked around to him.
"Spot dude, whats wrong?" Bill S preston askedededededed..ya!
"IM A CLOWN" Spot cried and indeed his was. A clown with a puffy rainbow wig and lots o makeup!
"Nooooo!!!!" Chelsea yelled like that guy did only he yelled STELLA not NOO!
"Wow, He looks Better as a clown!" Ashley smiled thoughtfully.
Chelsea smacked Ashley hard over the bak of the head.
Ashley bit Chelsea's arm.
Chelsea threw coconuts at Ashley.
Spot Whistled loudly," Oi, can someone get me outta this clown suit?"
"I WILL!"
And Chelsea and Spot disappeared into a bak room leaving everyone blinking. Music randomly echoed off the cave walls and a disco light someone had strung up on the cieling made swirly lights around cave. Pink ...(A/n: ... Pink is the color of Satan!) streamers were superglued to the rocks and Marko was outta breath from blowing up balloons so he sat in a corner playing with an apple.
"I'll be your scapegoat, i'll be your savior, Im the Better of Two Evils!" Ashley sang in her Marilyn Manson impression.
Bill and Ted echoed the song.
"Dont try and lead me to temptation!!!" Racetrack sang while being totally out of character.
Ashley laughed and jammed a top hat onto her head becuz she likes top hat- -
"Hey! Person Writing this!" Dwayne yelled.
"er... What Dwayne?"
"How are u?" He asked, smiling at the roof.
"Im.. fine, how are u?"
"Im great!" Dwayne laughed.
" Is that all u wanted?"
"Yup, u can go bak to writing now..." Dwayne did the guitar the riff," Tell The other writer i say hi!"
"Thanks, I will..... u crack head..."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Dwayne stop bothering the writer, shes busy making us talk.." David smirked, sewing Dwaynes mouth shut with a blunt needle and red thread ^__^. Everybody laughed and did the guitar riff! Legolas and Aragorn walked in looking extremely confused.
Gimli and Frodo Followed them looking even more confused.
"Hey, its the dudes from Lord of the Rings..." Bill S. Preston smiled loopily.
"Sup Elf Dude!" Ted "Thedore" Logan called.
Legolas blinked.
Aragorn Blinked.
Gimli fell into the punch bowl.
Frodo looked at his hairy feet.
Chelsea ran out of the bak room screaming random words and tackled Frodo who screamed like alittle girl and fell down with a Chelsea on him.
"Get bak evil demon i have Sting and im not afraid to use it!" Frodo sobbed.
".......Frodo dude shes not gonna hurt ya..." Bill S. Preston chawed.
"Cha... Thats Chelsea!" Ted... ya u get it... smiled.
Ashley moshed past them all in her bunny suit, bunny ears flopping everywhere and carrots swinging madly around wheeeennnnnnnn...
"Move it Scar head!"
"Shut it Mouth Foil!"
"Dont make me use my awsome powers!"
"You'll probubly Up Chuck Slugs again Weasel King..." Chelsea and Ashley stood up and listened intently, Draco, Harry and Ron flounced into the room bickering and Draco and Harry were jumped by the Lost Girls.
"Get off!" Draco howled, batting at Ashley with his sexy-ness.
"DRACOOOOOOO!!!" Ashley wolf howled untill she was hit in the ass with a tranquillizer from David who just shock his head embarressedly.
"Heheh.. tranquillizer...." Ashley keeled over asleep.
"Most Righteous David Dude!" Bill gave him thumbs up.
Everyone did the Guitar Riff XD!
"Hey! Anyone seen any Whores?" Jack The Ripper walked in with his axe and top hat and really old cloak.
"Hello Jack The Ripper!" Everyone said becuz im to lazy to write all those names.. o__O...
"Ya Hi!" Ripper smiked." So, u seen any Whores?!"
"Nope," Edgar said through a mouthful of sprite.
"Not lately..." Alan was playing with his hat.
(A/n: Note how this story is going no where XD!!!!!LMFAO!)
"wait... Isnt Jack the Ripper suppose to be dead?" David asked.
"No...." Ripper cackled and sat down.
WE DONT REBEL TO SELL, IT JUST SUITS US SWELL,WE ARE THE BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS!!!!!!" Ashley was awake and singing.
"Oh Ok ^__^"" AND THE PARTY WENT ON!!!!!!!!!
Ashley randomly danced around Marko who was picking his teeth with a banjo pic for some reason. The Lost Newsies and The Lost Dudes where having a tiff which ended in everyone doing the guitar riff and Chelsea breaking into long versions of Im the King of New York while a dog howled in teh bak round...
"So er.. wait are we going to do now?!" Ashley arsked from the bak, suddenly stopping her horrible interpritation of the Moon Walk.
"Why dont we......PARTY!" David ran in from no where with millions of invitations to a party for some reason.
"I second the motion!" Chelsea howled from over in that direction.
"ALL IN FAVOR SAY.... CHINKY LINKY BANGERS N MASH!" Someone in the bakround yelled.
And everyone said Chinky Linky Bangers N mash even tho there would be no banging included in this fic *cough!*
" Whos being Banged now?"
I SAID COUGH DAMNIT!! Soon all the Lost Newsies were putting up decorations around the Lost Boys hide out cave thingy, The Lost dudes where doing the Guitar Riff and Chelsea was picking her nose and making Pigs in a blanket XD. Random Loud songs from Manson blared through the room and soon ppl where having to move out of the way because Ashley was doing some mondo bizarre headbanging!
"...Like.. Totally Bodacious Ashley Dude..." Bill S. Preston gave her a thumbs up.
Ashley did the Guitar Rif and ran into a wall.
"... Trinity.. i dont think we're in Zion anymore.."
Everyone looked over as Neo and Trinity walked into the cave with their big ass trenchcoats and shiny pliable vinyl and leather. Chelsea walked over and stuffed three hotdogs into their mouths and ran away to hide behind Marko who just blinked.
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DOO DO DO DO DOOO!" David broke into some hardcore breakdancing which was totally out of character but he didnt seem to care, niether did anyone else for that matte - -
"Hey! person writing this!!" Dwayne yelled from his couch over there.
"Um.. Hi? u do know two people are writing this fic?"
"Ya we know!" Jack yawned.
"Can we get a hooker?" Paul cackled.
"No..." "Aww... i dont think your getting enough meat in your diet.." Marko cried.
"Er... that just fell 30 feet from making absolutly no sence what so ever... Can i continue writing now!?"
"YES!"
******Aherm*******
"NEVER FEAR... THE FROGS ARE HERE!" Edgar ran around the room like superman on some serious crack which Ended in David making him a Vampire.
"Lost Frogs!" Chelsea Fell over laughing," So thats... Lost Boys, Lost Girls, Lost Newsies, Lost Dudes and Lost Frogs!"
"I agree!" Ashley nodded profoundly," Oooo!! Lost Baldwins!" and everyone did the guitar riff including the herd of baldwins who had appeared out of no where with their black cencored boards and baldwinness.. David sighed heavily and went to work making the very large herd of baldwins vampires.
"Lost Damon!"
"Lost Bale!"
"Lost.. UH.. your mom!"
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"I like eggs!"
"Im sure u do!"
"BAR STOOL!"
Jack and Racetrack blinked and Ashley and Chelsea insane ramblings which seemed to lean towards Eggs or something like it. Racetrack played with his suspenders and smoked his cigar. Spot suddenly screamed like a little girl and everyone looked around to him.
"Spot dude, whats wrong?" Bill S preston askedededededed..ya!
"IM A CLOWN" Spot cried and indeed his was. A clown with a puffy rainbow wig and lots o makeup!
"Nooooo!!!!" Chelsea yelled like that guy did only he yelled STELLA not NOO!
"Wow, He looks Better as a clown!" Ashley smiled thoughtfully.
Chelsea smacked Ashley hard over the bak of the head.
Ashley bit Chelsea's arm.
Chelsea threw coconuts at Ashley.
Spot Whistled loudly," Oi, can someone get me outta this clown suit?"
"I WILL!"
And Chelsea and Spot disappeared into a bak room leaving everyone blinking. Music randomly echoed off the cave walls and a disco light someone had strung up on the cieling made swirly lights around cave. Pink ...(A/n: ... Pink is the color of Satan!) streamers were superglued to the rocks and Marko was outta breath from blowing up balloons so he sat in a corner playing with an apple.
"I'll be your scapegoat, i'll be your savior, Im the Better of Two Evils!" Ashley sang in her Marilyn Manson impression.
Bill and Ted echoed the song.
"Dont try and lead me to temptation!!!" Racetrack sang while being totally out of character.
Ashley laughed and jammed a top hat onto her head becuz she likes top hat- -
"Hey! Person Writing this!" Dwayne yelled.
"er... What Dwayne?"
"How are u?" He asked, smiling at the roof.
"Im.. fine, how are u?"
"Im great!" Dwayne laughed.
" Is that all u wanted?"
"Yup, u can go bak to writing now..." Dwayne did the guitar the riff," Tell The other writer i say hi!"
"Thanks, I will..... u crack head..."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Dwayne stop bothering the writer, shes busy making us talk.." David smirked, sewing Dwaynes mouth shut with a blunt needle and red thread ^__^. Everybody laughed and did the guitar riff! Legolas and Aragorn walked in looking extremely confused.
Gimli and Frodo Followed them looking even more confused.
"Hey, its the dudes from Lord of the Rings..." Bill S. Preston smiled loopily.
"Sup Elf Dude!" Ted "Thedore" Logan called.
Legolas blinked.
Aragorn Blinked.
Gimli fell into the punch bowl.
Frodo looked at his hairy feet.
Chelsea ran out of the bak room screaming random words and tackled Frodo who screamed like alittle girl and fell down with a Chelsea on him.
"Get bak evil demon i have Sting and im not afraid to use it!" Frodo sobbed.
".......Frodo dude shes not gonna hurt ya..." Bill S. Preston chawed.
"Cha... Thats Chelsea!" Ted... ya u get it... smiled.
Ashley moshed past them all in her bunny suit, bunny ears flopping everywhere and carrots swinging madly around wheeeennnnnnnn...
"Move it Scar head!"
"Shut it Mouth Foil!"
"Dont make me use my awsome powers!"
"You'll probubly Up Chuck Slugs again Weasel King..." Chelsea and Ashley stood up and listened intently, Draco, Harry and Ron flounced into the room bickering and Draco and Harry were jumped by the Lost Girls.
"Get off!" Draco howled, batting at Ashley with his sexy-ness.
"DRACOOOOOOO!!!" Ashley wolf howled untill she was hit in the ass with a tranquillizer from David who just shock his head embarressedly.
"Heheh.. tranquillizer...." Ashley keeled over asleep.
"Most Righteous David Dude!" Bill gave him thumbs up.
Everyone did the Guitar Riff XD!
"Hey! Anyone seen any Whores?" Jack The Ripper walked in with his axe and top hat and really old cloak.
"Hello Jack The Ripper!" Everyone said becuz im to lazy to write all those names.. o__O...
"Ya Hi!" Ripper smiked." So, u seen any Whores?!"
"Nope," Edgar said through a mouthful of sprite.
"Not lately..." Alan was playing with his hat.
(A/n: Note how this story is going no where XD!!!!!LMFAO!)
"wait... Isnt Jack the Ripper suppose to be dead?" David asked.
"No...." Ripper cackled and sat down.
WE DONT REBEL TO SELL, IT JUST SUITS US SWELL,WE ARE THE BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS!!!!!!" Ashley was awake and singing.
"Oh Ok ^__^"" AND THE PARTY WENT ON!!!!!!!!!