Chapter 6 - The Cave In! DUH DUH DUH!!!!!
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"HOLD IT!!!" Chelsea suddenly bellowed right in the middle of 'Daydream Believer' by the Monkees droned on. She ran to the stereo, planning on slipping right by it in her socks in one swift motion to turn it off, but she ended up running into it and knocking herself over.
"Death by stereo." Sam whispered, looking very anxious that his newfound freaky friend may be dead.
"I'm okay!" She bounced up and turned 'The Monkees' off. "Okay, before this story can go on, a few people need to leave."
Everyone looked at each other almost in tears. The party was just getting started!
"Totally NON NON NON NON Bodacious!" Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston Esquire murmured quietly.
"Okay, I vote that Potter stays...." Chelsea said mischievously as Harry Potter stepped forward, his scar aflame.
"I WANT DRACO!" Ashley gripped Dracos robe and pulled it towards her.
"I want Spotty and Racey and Jack, too!" Chelsea added.
"Not likely, biznatch! Jack's mine! And I want Jacky Zee Rippery too!" She grabbed both Jacks and put them on her side.
"'Ey! Sammy! Get yer butt over here!" Chelsea gestured to Sam Emerson, who very reluctantly stepped up beside Chelsea. "And I want Marco!"
"NO! I GET MARCO!"
"YOU CAN HAVE DWAYNE!"
"I WANT MARCO!"
"THIS ISN'T A MATTER OF WHO GETS WHOM! WE'RE DECIDING WHO STAYS!"
"I WANT MARCO!"
"TAKE DWAYNE!"
"I DON'T WANT DWAYNE!" Ashley shouted, stomping her feet in a 6-year-old- esque fashion.
"I feel so unloved. . " Dwayne cried silently.
"Aw! Dwayne come 'ere! Fine, you take Marco." Chelsea smiled and Dwayne bounced over beside Potter and Marco hobbled over to Ashley.
Pretty soon, Ashley had:
Draco
Neo
Trinity
Jack The Ripper
Jack Kelly
David Davidson (Kiefer Sutherland)
Marco Marcoson
Paul Paulson
Bill S. Preston Esquire
Legolas
Arragorn
Edgar Frog
And Chelsea had:
Sam Emerson
Harry Potter
Dwayne Dwayneson
Spot Conlon (In his clown outfit)
Racetrack Higgins
Ted "Theodore" Logan
The Herd of Baldwins
Frodo
Gimli
Alan Frog
Pretty soon, nobody was left on the other side of the room.
"Waaaait a minute!" Chelsea realized something was up.
"We have everyone on this side! That means nobody goes!" Jack The Ripper concluded, skipping merrily.
"I want eggs . . " Race announced randomly.
"Ugh, I hate eggs!" Bill S. Preston Esquire exclaimed, squishing his face.
"THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA, MARCO! I'LL BE SHIRTS YOU BE SKINS!" Ashley yelled over the small conversation everyone was having already. 'TAKE YER SHIRT OFF!"
Marco looked scared. "That wasn't my idea . . "
"Do iiiiiittt!" Ashley shook her fist and spoke in a Homer Simpson- esque manner.
"I think Spot should take his shirt off." Chelsea thought aloud.
"I can see up your robe!" Frodo bellowed up to Draco, who was sitting under Draco's robes.
"OY! Get off!" Draco fell over, falling into Potter, who fell into the 4 original vampires (David, Marco, Dwayne and Paul), who fell into Bill and Ted, who eventually tumbled into the herd of Baldwins, then into Spot, Racey, Jack then the other killer Jack, then collided with the Frog brothers, then Legolas fell over for no reason, knocking over Gimli and Arragorn, and just to be funny, Neo and Trinity kicked themselves down. [I can't remember if I forgot anyone]
Pretty soon, only Chelsea and Ashley were left standing.
"Uhhh..." Ashley began.
"I'm frightened." Chelsea finished the thought.
"We're the Frog brothers!" Edgar and Alan announced, hopping to their feet. Edgar looked how and Alan made an evil look. The curled lip and scowling eyes and the whole nine yards.
"Is this chapter going anywhere?" David asked.
"Nah." Chelsea replied.
"I agree."
"With what?" Chelsea stared at Ashley.
"That we need to get rid of some people. It's so hot . . and steamy in here . . so hot . . so hot . . and haatt . . so hot . . "
Chelsea grinned. "SO HOT! WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY - "
Everyone in the entire cave howled, then guitar riffed, and the cave began to rumble and shake.
"EE! Let's get outta here!" David made an attempt to lead the group but everyone was still guitar riffing. He growled menacingly and finally caught the two morons (Chels and Ash) of the story's attention.
"Follow us!" Chelsea motioned with her hand, and everyone ran out of the cave. The Newsies danced their ways out; the Frog brothers hopped out; (Because they're frogs. Duh.), Neo and Trinity flew through the air Matrix style bending every which way to dodge falling rocks; Chelsea and Ashley ran out with their arms flailing, David, Paul, Dwayne and Marco flew out with their wings, The Herd Of Baldwins stampeded their way out, the Lord Of The Rings dudes used their kick ass magic skills, Bill & Ted used that kick- ass phone booth of theirs, and Draco and Harry flew on their brooms. Sam was hanging on to Harry's firebolt (That sounded gross) and everyone flew to safety.
Because of this ghastly cave in, years from now explorers will NOT be able to find the mounds of pot hidden in Laddies teddy bear, and NOT eventually save mankind when a huge swarm of flesh eating monkeys take over the world by holding the entire cast of 'Gilmore Girls' hostage while aiming a sniper at Colin Farrell from inside a phone booth.
Flesh eating monkeys are out to kill us all!
Who can stop them!?
Ashley!?
Chelsea?!
David?!
Marco!?
BILL S PRESTON ESQUIRE AND TED THEODORE LOGAN!?
Bed & Ted: "No way dude!"
OKAY FINE!
"Can I point out that this won't happen for a couple of years so we needn't worry?" Hermione Granger suddenly came into the picture, and Ashley killed her.
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-Authors Ranting- Hey everyone, this is Chelsea. Fanks to all you reviewers, you are majorly Baldwinlicious. You all can duplicate any party member you want and store them in your closet. Just remember that it's only a duplicate and we have the originals in our story. Yes we do.
I'll make 'em an offer 'e can't refoose!
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"HOLD IT!!!" Chelsea suddenly bellowed right in the middle of 'Daydream Believer' by the Monkees droned on. She ran to the stereo, planning on slipping right by it in her socks in one swift motion to turn it off, but she ended up running into it and knocking herself over.
"Death by stereo." Sam whispered, looking very anxious that his newfound freaky friend may be dead.
"I'm okay!" She bounced up and turned 'The Monkees' off. "Okay, before this story can go on, a few people need to leave."
Everyone looked at each other almost in tears. The party was just getting started!
"Totally NON NON NON NON Bodacious!" Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston Esquire murmured quietly.
"Okay, I vote that Potter stays...." Chelsea said mischievously as Harry Potter stepped forward, his scar aflame.
"I WANT DRACO!" Ashley gripped Dracos robe and pulled it towards her.
"I want Spotty and Racey and Jack, too!" Chelsea added.
"Not likely, biznatch! Jack's mine! And I want Jacky Zee Rippery too!" She grabbed both Jacks and put them on her side.
"'Ey! Sammy! Get yer butt over here!" Chelsea gestured to Sam Emerson, who very reluctantly stepped up beside Chelsea. "And I want Marco!"
"NO! I GET MARCO!"
"YOU CAN HAVE DWAYNE!"
"I WANT MARCO!"
"THIS ISN'T A MATTER OF WHO GETS WHOM! WE'RE DECIDING WHO STAYS!"
"I WANT MARCO!"
"TAKE DWAYNE!"
"I DON'T WANT DWAYNE!" Ashley shouted, stomping her feet in a 6-year-old- esque fashion.
"I feel so unloved. . " Dwayne cried silently.
"Aw! Dwayne come 'ere! Fine, you take Marco." Chelsea smiled and Dwayne bounced over beside Potter and Marco hobbled over to Ashley.
Pretty soon, Ashley had:
Draco
Neo
Trinity
Jack The Ripper
Jack Kelly
David Davidson (Kiefer Sutherland)
Marco Marcoson
Paul Paulson
Bill S. Preston Esquire
Legolas
Arragorn
Edgar Frog
And Chelsea had:
Sam Emerson
Harry Potter
Dwayne Dwayneson
Spot Conlon (In his clown outfit)
Racetrack Higgins
Ted "Theodore" Logan
The Herd of Baldwins
Frodo
Gimli
Alan Frog
Pretty soon, nobody was left on the other side of the room.
"Waaaait a minute!" Chelsea realized something was up.
"We have everyone on this side! That means nobody goes!" Jack The Ripper concluded, skipping merrily.
"I want eggs . . " Race announced randomly.
"Ugh, I hate eggs!" Bill S. Preston Esquire exclaimed, squishing his face.
"THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA, MARCO! I'LL BE SHIRTS YOU BE SKINS!" Ashley yelled over the small conversation everyone was having already. 'TAKE YER SHIRT OFF!"
Marco looked scared. "That wasn't my idea . . "
"Do iiiiiittt!" Ashley shook her fist and spoke in a Homer Simpson- esque manner.
"I think Spot should take his shirt off." Chelsea thought aloud.
"I can see up your robe!" Frodo bellowed up to Draco, who was sitting under Draco's robes.
"OY! Get off!" Draco fell over, falling into Potter, who fell into the 4 original vampires (David, Marco, Dwayne and Paul), who fell into Bill and Ted, who eventually tumbled into the herd of Baldwins, then into Spot, Racey, Jack then the other killer Jack, then collided with the Frog brothers, then Legolas fell over for no reason, knocking over Gimli and Arragorn, and just to be funny, Neo and Trinity kicked themselves down. [I can't remember if I forgot anyone]
Pretty soon, only Chelsea and Ashley were left standing.
"Uhhh..." Ashley began.
"I'm frightened." Chelsea finished the thought.
"We're the Frog brothers!" Edgar and Alan announced, hopping to their feet. Edgar looked how and Alan made an evil look. The curled lip and scowling eyes and the whole nine yards.
"Is this chapter going anywhere?" David asked.
"Nah." Chelsea replied.
"I agree."
"With what?" Chelsea stared at Ashley.
"That we need to get rid of some people. It's so hot . . and steamy in here . . so hot . . so hot . . and haatt . . so hot . . "
Chelsea grinned. "SO HOT! WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY - "
Everyone in the entire cave howled, then guitar riffed, and the cave began to rumble and shake.
"EE! Let's get outta here!" David made an attempt to lead the group but everyone was still guitar riffing. He growled menacingly and finally caught the two morons (Chels and Ash) of the story's attention.
"Follow us!" Chelsea motioned with her hand, and everyone ran out of the cave. The Newsies danced their ways out; the Frog brothers hopped out; (Because they're frogs. Duh.), Neo and Trinity flew through the air Matrix style bending every which way to dodge falling rocks; Chelsea and Ashley ran out with their arms flailing, David, Paul, Dwayne and Marco flew out with their wings, The Herd Of Baldwins stampeded their way out, the Lord Of The Rings dudes used their kick ass magic skills, Bill & Ted used that kick- ass phone booth of theirs, and Draco and Harry flew on their brooms. Sam was hanging on to Harry's firebolt (That sounded gross) and everyone flew to safety.
Because of this ghastly cave in, years from now explorers will NOT be able to find the mounds of pot hidden in Laddies teddy bear, and NOT eventually save mankind when a huge swarm of flesh eating monkeys take over the world by holding the entire cast of 'Gilmore Girls' hostage while aiming a sniper at Colin Farrell from inside a phone booth.
Flesh eating monkeys are out to kill us all!
Who can stop them!?
Ashley!?
Chelsea?!
David?!
Marco!?
BILL S PRESTON ESQUIRE AND TED THEODORE LOGAN!?
Bed & Ted: "No way dude!"
OKAY FINE!
"Can I point out that this won't happen for a couple of years so we needn't worry?" Hermione Granger suddenly came into the picture, and Ashley killed her.
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-Authors Ranting- Hey everyone, this is Chelsea. Fanks to all you reviewers, you are majorly Baldwinlicious. You all can duplicate any party member you want and store them in your closet. Just remember that it's only a duplicate and we have the originals in our story. Yes we do.
I'll make 'em an offer 'e can't refoose!