The Fun filled day at Playdium!
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Ashley yawned and danced around the street, dust still on her clothing from the unfortunate cave in that rendered the Lost boys temporarily homeless...
"Heh.. you guys are homeless," Jack The Ripper giggled at David and was abruptly slapped with a glove.
"That's RUDE mister!" David sobbed going out of character again.
"Why don't we all go to Playdium and dance and have fun and eat until we all explode and everyone in a two block radius will be filled with Nitro and exploded on cue!" Chelsea laughed.
Everyone Blinked.
"RIGHT!" Ashley coughed, having a phlegmy throat.
Edgar hugged Ashley
Ashley Hugged Edgar
Alan hugged David
David screamed and ran up a light pole
The Newises dressed as Drag queens
Everyone Blinked.
Billy Baldwin pulled up in a very large, purple neon limo with Christmas lights around the doors and windows, with the words "ALL NIGHT TAXI SERVICE" written on the hood with very large neon red lights. He grinned and a door opened and smacked Sam in the Gonads! ((A/N I FIND THIS FUNNY!)) and was doubled over in pain.
"Hey.. tis Billy Baldwin.." Ashley pointed
"YAY!!" Chelsea danced like a dancer?
"....um..how are we supposed to fit in there?" Edgar Blinked
"Dunno...but..dude this is gonna be a problem" Alan yawned.
Ashley charged past everyone and dove into the Limo and was followed by Chelsea, David, Marco, Jack the Ripper, Draco, Edgar and Alan, Sam, Pothead (Harry!) and the Newsies leaving the others to duke it out in the Trunk hot tub!
Billy Baldwin stepped on the gas and they were all plastered to the backs of the walls/seats/attempting to hang on with dear life
"I THINK I JUST LOGGED ON TO MY INTERNET!!!" Harry Cried.
"Uh ew!" Chelsea scooted away from him.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS BETTER THAN CHEESE!" Ashley cawed, having been plastered onto Edgar.
"Get off of me!" Edgar cried.
The limo lurched to a stop and everyone was thrown a foot forward and suffered from whiplash and for the people in the hot tub well... they crashed through the back window and landed on everyone else who was suffering from whiplash and being stepped on and being smooshed on and being plastered on. The door flopped open and everyone was ejected out and onto the cold sidewalk like whores (Jack the Ripper wasn't about to admit to being a whore because then he would have to kill himself and he didn't feel like it). "Wow.. what a ride!" Ashley laughed, adjusting her hair.
"No shit!" Chelsea had 'shit' bleeped out so it just was No... followed by a rather loud beep and everyone closed their ears for a split second.
"Thanks Billy! U SUCK AT DRIVING!" David yelled.
"Thanks.. I just got my license provoked lasts night... jeesze.. ungrateful asswipe" Billy drove off
"Wow.. I pity who ever gets in that violcheafsf next"
"...What the fuck is a violcheafsf?!" Ashley asked.
"Dunno..."
Chelsea squealed and pointed out that they were at The PNE instead of Playdium which was allot better because it had more stuff to do. Ashley jacked David's wallet and bought everyone an all day pass that costed..alot.. and David had to announce bankruptcy 7 times to his dislike. Ripper looked around and wondered what the Hell the PNE was, he adjusted his top hat and got cotton candy.
"I WANNA GO ON TEH HELLAVATOR!!"
"ME TO!"
"OH HEEEELLLAA NO!" Draco yelled!
"since when does a Malfoy say 'Hella'?" Harry grinned.
"Shuddup ass for brains"
"ass ...for...brains? how exactly is that possible..might I have a look inside your head Mr. Potter" Ripper asked finishing his cotton candy and pulling out a rather large butcher knife.
"UHH NO THANKS!" Harry set off at the run with Ripper behind him laughing insanely and holding a butcher knife in strike mode!
Everyone Blinked.
"... heh.. do u think there is a place called..sample.. and when you're entering it on a sign it says "YER IN SAMPLE" Ashley fell over laughing madly (A/n yes I took that off friends.. and no I don't own them! leave me alone you crazed Lawyers!!)
Chelsea snorted," ONWARDS MEN TO THE THING WITH THE STUFF!"
Ashley linked arms with Edgar and dragged him off to the Log Ride in the Splash Zone... Chelsea followed.. David and the other lost boys went that way and Draco and Legolas went to eat cheese and the others danced on the spot for money! SEVERAL MINUTES LATER!
"IM FACKING SOAKED" Chelsea commented, looking like a drowned rat on a stick.
"So am I but u don't see me complaining!" Ashley did some trippy matrix thing," Edgar stop staring" and with that Edgar got smacked upside the head by Draco and Legolas and cheese man!
"Hey Cheese man!"
"Hi!"
"What are u doing here?"
"Come to tell u Billy Baldwin and Alec Baldwin are going to take you people to a place in a place with a thing and stuff?"
"Oh.."
Once the gang was rounded up they got back in the hell limo and driven all over gods green acres.
"IIII WANT CANDY!! DO DO DO DO DO III WANT CANDY!! DO DO DO DO DO!" Ashley and Chelsea sang horribly loud and smashed what was left of the windows.
"I LOVE WIENERS!!!" Chelsea laughed (a/n not those kinda wieners.. the hot dog wieners!)
Ashley snorted.
I SAID NOT THOSE KINDA WEINERS!
Ashley gave one them anime sweat drop doodles and grinned sheepishly
Edgar ahermed and everyone looked at him
"Where exactly are we headed?
"Dunno...."
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Ashley and her ways. Her chappies are so short!
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Ashley yawned and danced around the street, dust still on her clothing from the unfortunate cave in that rendered the Lost boys temporarily homeless...
"Heh.. you guys are homeless," Jack The Ripper giggled at David and was abruptly slapped with a glove.
"That's RUDE mister!" David sobbed going out of character again.
"Why don't we all go to Playdium and dance and have fun and eat until we all explode and everyone in a two block radius will be filled with Nitro and exploded on cue!" Chelsea laughed.
Everyone Blinked.
"RIGHT!" Ashley coughed, having a phlegmy throat.
Edgar hugged Ashley
Ashley Hugged Edgar
Alan hugged David
David screamed and ran up a light pole
The Newises dressed as Drag queens
Everyone Blinked.
Billy Baldwin pulled up in a very large, purple neon limo with Christmas lights around the doors and windows, with the words "ALL NIGHT TAXI SERVICE" written on the hood with very large neon red lights. He grinned and a door opened and smacked Sam in the Gonads! ((A/N I FIND THIS FUNNY!)) and was doubled over in pain.
"Hey.. tis Billy Baldwin.." Ashley pointed
"YAY!!" Chelsea danced like a dancer?
"....um..how are we supposed to fit in there?" Edgar Blinked
"Dunno...but..dude this is gonna be a problem" Alan yawned.
Ashley charged past everyone and dove into the Limo and was followed by Chelsea, David, Marco, Jack the Ripper, Draco, Edgar and Alan, Sam, Pothead (Harry!) and the Newsies leaving the others to duke it out in the Trunk hot tub!
Billy Baldwin stepped on the gas and they were all plastered to the backs of the walls/seats/attempting to hang on with dear life
"I THINK I JUST LOGGED ON TO MY INTERNET!!!" Harry Cried.
"Uh ew!" Chelsea scooted away from him.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS BETTER THAN CHEESE!" Ashley cawed, having been plastered onto Edgar.
"Get off of me!" Edgar cried.
The limo lurched to a stop and everyone was thrown a foot forward and suffered from whiplash and for the people in the hot tub well... they crashed through the back window and landed on everyone else who was suffering from whiplash and being stepped on and being smooshed on and being plastered on. The door flopped open and everyone was ejected out and onto the cold sidewalk like whores (Jack the Ripper wasn't about to admit to being a whore because then he would have to kill himself and he didn't feel like it). "Wow.. what a ride!" Ashley laughed, adjusting her hair.
"No shit!" Chelsea had 'shit' bleeped out so it just was No... followed by a rather loud beep and everyone closed their ears for a split second.
"Thanks Billy! U SUCK AT DRIVING!" David yelled.
"Thanks.. I just got my license provoked lasts night... jeesze.. ungrateful asswipe" Billy drove off
"Wow.. I pity who ever gets in that violcheafsf next"
"...What the fuck is a violcheafsf?!" Ashley asked.
"Dunno..."
Chelsea squealed and pointed out that they were at The PNE instead of Playdium which was allot better because it had more stuff to do. Ashley jacked David's wallet and bought everyone an all day pass that costed..alot.. and David had to announce bankruptcy 7 times to his dislike. Ripper looked around and wondered what the Hell the PNE was, he adjusted his top hat and got cotton candy.
"I WANNA GO ON TEH HELLAVATOR!!"
"ME TO!"
"OH HEEEELLLAA NO!" Draco yelled!
"since when does a Malfoy say 'Hella'?" Harry grinned.
"Shuddup ass for brains"
"ass ...for...brains? how exactly is that possible..might I have a look inside your head Mr. Potter" Ripper asked finishing his cotton candy and pulling out a rather large butcher knife.
"UHH NO THANKS!" Harry set off at the run with Ripper behind him laughing insanely and holding a butcher knife in strike mode!
Everyone Blinked.
"... heh.. do u think there is a place called..sample.. and when you're entering it on a sign it says "YER IN SAMPLE" Ashley fell over laughing madly (A/n yes I took that off friends.. and no I don't own them! leave me alone you crazed Lawyers!!)
Chelsea snorted," ONWARDS MEN TO THE THING WITH THE STUFF!"
Ashley linked arms with Edgar and dragged him off to the Log Ride in the Splash Zone... Chelsea followed.. David and the other lost boys went that way and Draco and Legolas went to eat cheese and the others danced on the spot for money! SEVERAL MINUTES LATER!
"IM FACKING SOAKED" Chelsea commented, looking like a drowned rat on a stick.
"So am I but u don't see me complaining!" Ashley did some trippy matrix thing," Edgar stop staring" and with that Edgar got smacked upside the head by Draco and Legolas and cheese man!
"Hey Cheese man!"
"Hi!"
"What are u doing here?"
"Come to tell u Billy Baldwin and Alec Baldwin are going to take you people to a place in a place with a thing and stuff?"
"Oh.."
Once the gang was rounded up they got back in the hell limo and driven all over gods green acres.
"IIII WANT CANDY!! DO DO DO DO DO III WANT CANDY!! DO DO DO DO DO!" Ashley and Chelsea sang horribly loud and smashed what was left of the windows.
"I LOVE WIENERS!!!" Chelsea laughed (a/n not those kinda wieners.. the hot dog wieners!)
Ashley snorted.
I SAID NOT THOSE KINDA WEINERS!
Ashley gave one them anime sweat drop doodles and grinned sheepishly
Edgar ahermed and everyone looked at him
"Where exactly are we headed?
"Dunno...."
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Ashley and her ways. Her chappies are so short!