Title: M/W, The Outtakes
Author: Vee017 AND Northern Star
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Humour
Type: Complete
Pairing: M/W
Summery: The scenes you didn't see... We accuired the tape from Fox in a revenge action (Muahaha), and got to see what goes on behind the hatred...

Freak Nation:

*Joshua about to break White's back*

MAX: Joshua No! I love him!

LOGAN: what about me?

MAX: Ames my love!

THULA: You hide your failure by flattering your enemy

WHITE: I'm going to have so much fun watching her kick your ass.

Love Among The Ruins:

WHITE: Where's my son?

MAX: In England, let's go get him.

WHITE: Want to get married on the way?

MAX: Ok

*Max cries out in pain*

AMES: *Stops* Honey... You sure you can stand this?

MAX: You know, if you wanted to go kinky ya cudda just told me.

*Max talks to Logan via the computer.*
LOGAN: So Sandeman is White's father?
MAX: And I guess in some twisted kind of way, he's like my lover.

LOGAN: You meant brother right?

MAX: No I meant lo...yes, yes I did. Brother...riiiiight...


Harbour Lights:

MAX: *breaks White's leg* AMES! Oh God I am SO sorry, MEDIC! MEDIC!!!"

Ames: Maxie... Come out Come Out wherever you are... The floor's empty, no one's here.. It's safe.

Max: You bring condoms?

WHITE: Put her on the phone, will you? I need to... Uhm... Com-... Make her annoyed

Bag 'Em:

MAX: *stands in cage with hand on hip*: So you're the new bad guy in my life

WHITE: your a lot prettier than your picture

MAX: well your a lot better looking than lydecker, he was starting to creep me out *gags* if you let me out i'll make it worth your while"

WHITE: There's a bed in my tent

*Alec tries to drag Max away*

MAX: Nooo nooo! I wanna stay! Let me stay! *cries* PLEAAASE!

Medium is the Message

WHITE (pulling out his gun): I didn't want it to end like this, but now I don't have a choice. I love Max Wendy, ever since I first laid eyes on her. And my killing you is for the insurance only so you know, nothing personal.

Exposure

WENDY: I want my son!

WHITE: He isn't your son anymore. He's Max's. Even Ray thought it was a good idea.

MAX: You want shoot right through your son and your future child?

AMES: *Blinks*

MAX: Surpise!!

Other

LOGAN: You're leaving me for WHITE? Didn't you say that he was like your brother?

MAX: Oh well what I meant was that Sandeman created me FOR White, not that we were actually related.



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This was a JOIN EFFORT by BOTH Northern Star and Vee017 :P

Vee017 A/N: A little something that NS and I got into, thought was hilarious and that everyone should read!

Northern Star: Joint effort? Big words for something that came out of insanity and energy drinks… Well, ok, so we hope we managed to make you laugh…. And I should end my attempt at a speech right now K.