Disclaimer: You need money to own things. You own Gundam Wing, you get Money…You write fics, you get none. I write fics. You figure out the rest.

…Discovery of Sugar…

"Hey Sej! Reikou!" Seji chirped happily.

"Yello!!" Sei replied, Reikou simply grinned, looked at Kai & did the same. Kai shuddered at the thought that there really were people like, if not more, cheerful than Seji. It's not impossible, they're aliens…

"Well, gotta go! Have fun dudes!" Seji farewelled, winking as he left.

"So, Kai, have you had breaky yet?" Reikou asked. Kai slowly shook his head.

"Ok, I'll cook some breakfast, kay?" Reikou told Kai gently.

"Kay.." the blue-headed youth whispered inaudibly.

"Cheer up dude! Reikou's cooking is the best!! If you haven't tasted his food, THEN YOU HAVEN'T TASTED ANYTHING AT ALL!!" Sei declared, probably to the entire universe. Kai looked at the man & blinked. Is there really food that tastes better than Seji's?

~ l a t e r ~

Kai looked curiously at the spoon as it scooped some grains from a jar labelled 'Sugar', then as it glided through the air, only to unload its cargo into the cup of brown sea. What is that? Is it some kind of alien food? Kai thought, oblivious of the eyes watching him. "You wanna try some?" a deep, yet gentle [think Galadriel LOTR fans, only more masculine] voice inquired. Kai cursed himself for not realising that he had wandered out of reality. "It tastes real good, ya know.." Sei enticed, offering him a sample of sugar. Kai hesitantly took the spoon, directly in front of his lips. Studied it as if checking for the meniscus in a tube of chemicals, then drew his tongue out to lick it. Sei struggled hard to stop himself from laughing, as he looked at the child he was to baby-sit. Reikou elbowed his companion. Kai decided that he liked this thing called 'sugar,' & emptied the spoon of its contents.

~ n a p  t i m e ~

Kai silently crept out of bed. Do they really think that I'll take a nap? Pfffffffffft..Kai thought. Baka. Let's go look for that sugar…Kai tip toed out to the kitchen, glanced around & spotted his babysitters on the couch, watching some alien space ship as it blew up the White House [Independence Day guys…]. I knew it! They're aliens!! Wait minute..they're not watching it..they're..they're..SLEEPING TOGETHER!?! MEN DON'T SLEEP WITH MEN!! THEY REALLY ARE ALIENS!! Kai shook is head disbelievingly, I'm thinking like those stupid kids..Argh!! Back to the sugar. Back to the sugar. Back to the sugar. Kai rummaged through the low cupboards for the sugar, trying to convince himself he wasn't like 'other' kids as he did so. The commotion woke his babysitters. Sei was about to yawn when Reikou's hand clamped it shut &, using his head, directed his 'friend's' attention to the mop of blue hair. "Let's watch, & don't say a thing…got it?" Reikou whispered to his partner.

~ a  w h i l e  l a t e r ~

Kai had finally found what he was searching for. The jar of sugar. Hurriedly, he twisted the lid & dug his spoon into it, relishing the taste. After two or so spoonfuls of sugar had dissolved into his mouth, Kai happily walked to the couch before realising he was being watched by two smiling faces. One smirking, the other, a mysterious smile. In a blink, Kai had put everything back to where it was, except for the jar of sugar, which was behind his back. "It's kay kid, ya can have that. We can just go get more before Seji comes back," Sei informed Kai, not wiping his smirk away. Kai nodded, & continued his eating freely. Reikou elbowed is mate in the ribs, "Are you sure we should be feeding him that?"

"Nah, don't worry 'bout it. It's just sugar," Sei replied in his carefree way. Reikou, not certain of the symptons of too much sugar, shrugged, not caring the least.

~ a  w h i l e  l a t e r ~

Kai calmly walked into the bathroom only to see Sei shaving. "You wanna help me shave, kid?" the asian man asked, not turning to face his unexpected visitor. Kai walked up to the man & tugged his jeans. "Guess so," Sei smiled, picking the 6 year old up, so that he could shave him. Kai took the electric razor, & started shaving the man's short beard. "Thanks Kai," Sei thanked. Kai continued shaving. The man's entire face. "Ok dude, you can help me next time…" Sei said, afraid of what would happen. Kai, continued shaving the man's face, & started to shave the man's nostrils, a grin forming his face. "Um..Kai.." Sei said, starting to panic. Kai's grin, now became a face somewhat like this: ^___^  [*cough*ANywayz..] Kai finished with his work, jumped gleefully out of the man's arms as a scream was heard. Kai had wiped out almost all, if not entirely, of Sei' facial hair. Eyebrow, nearly-there-beard, almost-moustache…all gone! Kai laughed hysterically at the man-with-no-facial-hair. He really did look like an alien now.

The sugar had taken effect.

Ok guys, I didn't forget about your reviews on wanting the chapters to be longer. I promise I'll try to make the next chapter longer than usual. Please note the 'try.' So how d'you  like the cliff-hanger, huh? Nice & cruel, eh? Can't wait to find out how Kai terrorises the place? Mwauhahahaha!! I am sOooO EvIL..Sorry, maybe it's coz of my slackness that I've only got a lil bunch of regular reviewers...*sob* [squeezes the shiETz ouTTa Game-kid17] YOU'RE SOoOOoo NICE!! meep sorry..