Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do not own Yu-
Gi-Oh! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Damn it! *falls to the
floor, crying*
Ryou: Ya okay?
Yami Bakura: Don't get close, she may have the rabies.
Yami: That´s for dogs, Bakura. -__- *lifts CMG off the ground*
Yami Bakura: Shut it, pharaoh!
CMG: Thanks Yami! *hugs him*
Yami: Anytime, *wispers to Yami Bakura* I said for dogs not for bitches.
CMG: -_- I'm joining Malik's Anti-Pharaoh Committee.
Malik: ^_^ Take that, pharaoh! One fan less on your list!
Yami: Like I care! *pouts*
CMG & Malik: Oh! You will, you ass! *start beating the pharaoh*
Yami Bakura: Yeah! Take that, pharaoh! *kicks the pharaoh*
Ryou: Er... Well... Here´s the second chappie of Night Visions - Card Captor Bakura. Check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's the background style-like Yami Bakura's Darkness Field. The open mouths with eyes inside and all the creepy fog. Yami Yugi comes out wearing the same black tight pants and a black tight shirt, and a black eye too... and is rubbing an ice bag against his thigh, surely Bakura's fault.
Yami Yugi: Ouch... Those bastards, how dare them treat the pharaoh like dirt!
Malik: *from the radio-cabin-alike-place* Hit it, pharaoh! We don't have time for your weepings!
Yami Yugi: That egipcian bitch! But the three of them will pay, damn it.... *pulls himself together, stares at the readers* Yami Bakura used to be a normal pervert yami. He had a normal life with his normal hikari. He did the normal things a normal yami...
CMG: You said that already, pharaoh! Maybe you're right Bakura, I should change the host...
Yami Yugi: ~_~ okay, here I go again. Yami Bakura has gone a bit fucked up... Is that better?
CMG, Malik & Bakura: *thumbs up*
Yami Yugi: He has left reality to confront his fears of... er... *draws out a paper, reads it and puts it away* of wearing panties...
Yami Bakura: Pharaoh! This time you won't even need the ice! *draws out a knife*
Yami Yugi: Yeah?! Well... Ryou gave it to me! *Yami Bakura looks at Ryou*
Ryou: Uh-oh... *takes a flight to Camboya*
CMG: Would you go on, please?
Yami Yugi: Yes, m'am... *eerie music* But Yami Bakura doesn't know that he left the real world and landed on the *ecco* Twighlight Zone.
CMG & Bakura: °_°
Malik: °_° Wasn't it...
Ryou: *pokes his head out of the airplane window* It's Night Visions, you stupid pharaoh! Hum! *covers his mouth*
Yami Yugi: ;_; Even Ryou...
CARD CAPTOR BAKURA
Yami Bakura, Yugi and Téa are standing near a pinguin slide, at night. Téa is holding a pin camera, Yugi is all fluffy and yellow and Bakura is... er... wearing a pink outfit (a little shirt with a really short skirt) with lots of ribbons and flowers, and is wearing on his head two kitty ears.
Yami Bakura: ;_; Meow...
Téa: Oh! You look so pretty, my best friend Bakura!
Yami Bakura: So, what do we do know?
Yugi: A Blow Card must be around here, I can feel its presence.
Téa: Yiyiis! I'll film my best friend Bakura sealing a card!
Suddenly, a naked "girl", comes out of some trees, she is on fire and moaning.
Yugi: That's it Bakura! That´s a Blow Card! Seal it!
Yami Bakura: *no hesitation* I don't think I need to seal her, she's already on fire, she'll die carbonized.
Yugi: Seal it now, stupid! That's the Firey!
Yami Bakura: *thinking to much* Oh! Probably that's why she's on fire.
Yugi: -_- Maybe, Bakura... Now go, get it!
Bakura: *makes a sailor moon pose*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow Power of low
Surrender the wand
The force ignite Release!!
The wand opens up and Bakura holds it up in the air.
Yami Bakura: Clow Card! Return to...
Téa: Wait, my dear friend Bakura... I forgot to buy a new tape for the camera!
Yugi & Yami Bakura: *fall animelike style*
Yami Bakura: *holding the wand up* Blow Cards! Return...
Voice: Not so fast, you second class captor!
All: *looking around*
Yugi: Show yourself! Coward!
Malik: Yugi, I'm right behind you...
Malik is dressing up all in green, just like Li's card captor outfit. Let me say he looks goooood.
Yugi: Im not Yugi, I'm the keeper of the Blow Cards! Who are you?
Malik: I'm Malik Ishtar, but my friends call me Lik, I come from a distant land called Egypt. The magician Blow Mee was my great great grandfather, so those nutty cards belong to me! Mwuahahahah!
Téa: *grabbing Malik's arm* Oh! Malik, my best friend!!
Yami Bakura: Téa!! He's my nemesis!
Malik: Yeah, bitch! I'm his nemesis! Get 'er off me!! *waves arm, Téa flies along* Get 'er off me!!
Yugi: Baka.s! Get the card now or else you won't get ridd of her!
Malik: *stabs Téa with his card capturing sword* This card is mine!
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah?! *kicks Malik*
Malik: Gods, Bakura! *kicks him back*
Both start a fight, all bloody and nasty. Téa breaks them apart.
Téa: *stands from the floor, all bloody* No guys!! We are all friends! We have to get along, guide each other! Take care of the others like brothers! We must *fireworks go up* search for freedom and peace!! *Malik is about to grab his sword, Yugi is about to drown her with his fluffy tail and Yami Bakura is about to send her to the Shadow Realm* We must look for ourselfs and our worthy upon the stars! We must...
Guy: Hiya! *slices Téa in two with a lightsaber* The guy is wearing padwan clothes and has along with him a green Jedi Knight lightsaber, the guy is followed by another guy with the same outfit and a red lightsaber.
Joey: Oops! Devlin I told you we were in the wrong set.
Malik, Yami Bakura & Yugi: °_°
Joey: Sorry, I think I made a mistake with my lightsaber... *looks at the dead body in disgust* I hope she wasn't neccesary...
Duke: Yeah, sorry, well will see ya in the next fic!! *Joey and Duke go again fighting with the lightsabers*
Malik: ^___^ *starts kicking gently the body as if to see if she is still alive*
Yami Bakura: Blow Card! Return to your page on the horny magazine! *the firey Ryou is swallowed into a card and is flying on the sky*
Malik: Hey! I get distracted for a minute and you steal my card!! *pouts*
Yami Bakura: You ineficient jerk! You will never be better than me!! Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops for taking breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *stops and breaths again, the Blow card happens to fly into Maliks hands* ahahaha!... *looks at the card, then at Malik then back at the card then back at Malik* Hey!!!
Malik: So, who's the inneficient?? Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops and breaths* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops and breaths again* hahahaha!... *faints*
*/*/*/*/
Yami Yugi is near a lonely chair, backwards and wearing donkey ears, facing the wall. A whip hits him, making him wimp.
Malik: Say the last part, baka pharaoh, *strokes him with the whip*
Yami turns around, wearing a chibi face and s couple of tears. Downheaded.
Yami Yugi: *sniff, sniff* Yami Bakura *sniff* is not even half way done from sealing *sniff* the cards. He's about to confront his fears *sniff, sniff* and he will have more toubles on the next *whip stroke* NIGHT VISIONS *tear, sniff*
Malik: Good, pharaoh... the next time try to say it correctly since the beginning. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back in the radio-cabin-alike-place.
CMG: Okay, okay, I know this chapter wasn't the best, and I haven't updated in a millenia, but I have my mind sumerged on school, so I run out of cerebral activity and my time is consumed like potatoes... ehem.. wutever...
Malik: I don't like wearing green, i look like a boy-scout...
Yami Bakura: Oh, poor Malik... do you actually think I like wearing a pink outfit???... By the way, where's the baka pharaoh? I just got angry, I need to burn energy!
Yami Yugi: *facing the wall, wearing his donkey ears on a very, very dark place and sniffing* Twinkle, twinkle, little star... *sniff, tear*
Ryou: You promissed I would be part of this story. ;_;
CMG: You will, honey, please do me a favour and read the first line I said, god dammit...
Ryou: *looks up, at the first line* Okay, okay, I know this chapter wasn't the best, and I haven't updated in a millenia, but I have my mind sumerged on school, so I run out of cerebral activity and my time is consumed like potatoes... ehem.. wutever... Oh! I see! *goes away, jogging* Lalala, lalala *opens the cristal door, looks to both sides, gets out with a jump, closes the door and runs off to the right* Lalalala, lalalala.....
CMG: Well, I guess is time to say goodbye... where the hell in Yami Malik? Malik: Don't you notice something? There's something weird around here...
Yami Bakura: Yeah.. I can feel it too, i think it is the burritos we ate for lunch...
CMG: Ewww....
Malik: No, really, there's something wrong, apocalipsis is coming up...
CMG: Really, Malik, I'm not giving you more grenetin light bears....
Screams come out from the corridor outside. Screams from... Yami Malik and Ryou???
CMG, Yami Bakura, Malik: Oh, no!! Téa!!!!!!
Yami Malik: *running desperate along the corridor, passing by the cristal door, but not entering the cabin* Ra! I didn't do it!
Ryou: *running desperate along the corridor, passing by the cristal door, but not entering the cabin neither* Neither do I! Don't punish me like this!! *comes back to the cristal door and glnaces through the crystal* Get out of there!!! Save yourselves!!
Malik: Stupid ass! We are safe here, this is an Anti-Téa refugee!
Ryou: *looks right to the corridor where he came from* Stupid ass! Get out of there, she'll torture ya!! She just bought this book called ''Chicken soup for the soul'' and she wants someone to talk to about it!!! *looks again, runs away* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Téa: *stands in front of the crystal door* Hello guys!! *shows her book* Do you want to talk about this book??
Malik, CMG and Yami Bakura: No, Téa, why would we?
Téa: Lookie lookie!!! Look what I got from nice Yami no Malik! *shows the cabin key*
CMG: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *faints*
Malik: Don't faint! Get us out of this one!! Yami Bakura: Noooo! *faints*
Téa: *to Malik* Sit beside me, Malik! *looks at the readers* Oh, hi! Who are you? Are you friends?! Well do the same I did with this book! Review and thanks for reading!!
Malik: *voice in his head* You have reached hell....
Ryou: Ya okay?
Yami Bakura: Don't get close, she may have the rabies.
Yami: That´s for dogs, Bakura. -__- *lifts CMG off the ground*
Yami Bakura: Shut it, pharaoh!
CMG: Thanks Yami! *hugs him*
Yami: Anytime, *wispers to Yami Bakura* I said for dogs not for bitches.
CMG: -_- I'm joining Malik's Anti-Pharaoh Committee.
Malik: ^_^ Take that, pharaoh! One fan less on your list!
Yami: Like I care! *pouts*
CMG & Malik: Oh! You will, you ass! *start beating the pharaoh*
Yami Bakura: Yeah! Take that, pharaoh! *kicks the pharaoh*
Ryou: Er... Well... Here´s the second chappie of Night Visions - Card Captor Bakura. Check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's the background style-like Yami Bakura's Darkness Field. The open mouths with eyes inside and all the creepy fog. Yami Yugi comes out wearing the same black tight pants and a black tight shirt, and a black eye too... and is rubbing an ice bag against his thigh, surely Bakura's fault.
Yami Yugi: Ouch... Those bastards, how dare them treat the pharaoh like dirt!
Malik: *from the radio-cabin-alike-place* Hit it, pharaoh! We don't have time for your weepings!
Yami Yugi: That egipcian bitch! But the three of them will pay, damn it.... *pulls himself together, stares at the readers* Yami Bakura used to be a normal pervert yami. He had a normal life with his normal hikari. He did the normal things a normal yami...
CMG: You said that already, pharaoh! Maybe you're right Bakura, I should change the host...
Yami Yugi: ~_~ okay, here I go again. Yami Bakura has gone a bit fucked up... Is that better?
CMG, Malik & Bakura: *thumbs up*
Yami Yugi: He has left reality to confront his fears of... er... *draws out a paper, reads it and puts it away* of wearing panties...
Yami Bakura: Pharaoh! This time you won't even need the ice! *draws out a knife*
Yami Yugi: Yeah?! Well... Ryou gave it to me! *Yami Bakura looks at Ryou*
Ryou: Uh-oh... *takes a flight to Camboya*
CMG: Would you go on, please?
Yami Yugi: Yes, m'am... *eerie music* But Yami Bakura doesn't know that he left the real world and landed on the *ecco* Twighlight Zone.
CMG & Bakura: °_°
Malik: °_° Wasn't it...
Ryou: *pokes his head out of the airplane window* It's Night Visions, you stupid pharaoh! Hum! *covers his mouth*
Yami Yugi: ;_; Even Ryou...
CARD CAPTOR BAKURA
Yami Bakura, Yugi and Téa are standing near a pinguin slide, at night. Téa is holding a pin camera, Yugi is all fluffy and yellow and Bakura is... er... wearing a pink outfit (a little shirt with a really short skirt) with lots of ribbons and flowers, and is wearing on his head two kitty ears.
Yami Bakura: ;_; Meow...
Téa: Oh! You look so pretty, my best friend Bakura!
Yami Bakura: So, what do we do know?
Yugi: A Blow Card must be around here, I can feel its presence.
Téa: Yiyiis! I'll film my best friend Bakura sealing a card!
Suddenly, a naked "girl", comes out of some trees, she is on fire and moaning.
Yugi: That's it Bakura! That´s a Blow Card! Seal it!
Yami Bakura: *no hesitation* I don't think I need to seal her, she's already on fire, she'll die carbonized.
Yugi: Seal it now, stupid! That's the Firey!
Yami Bakura: *thinking to much* Oh! Probably that's why she's on fire.
Yugi: -_- Maybe, Bakura... Now go, get it!
Bakura: *makes a sailor moon pose*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow Power of low
Surrender the wand
The force ignite Release!!
The wand opens up and Bakura holds it up in the air.
Yami Bakura: Clow Card! Return to...
Téa: Wait, my dear friend Bakura... I forgot to buy a new tape for the camera!
Yugi & Yami Bakura: *fall animelike style*
Yami Bakura: *holding the wand up* Blow Cards! Return...
Voice: Not so fast, you second class captor!
All: *looking around*
Yugi: Show yourself! Coward!
Malik: Yugi, I'm right behind you...
Malik is dressing up all in green, just like Li's card captor outfit. Let me say he looks goooood.
Yugi: Im not Yugi, I'm the keeper of the Blow Cards! Who are you?
Malik: I'm Malik Ishtar, but my friends call me Lik, I come from a distant land called Egypt. The magician Blow Mee was my great great grandfather, so those nutty cards belong to me! Mwuahahahah!
Téa: *grabbing Malik's arm* Oh! Malik, my best friend!!
Yami Bakura: Téa!! He's my nemesis!
Malik: Yeah, bitch! I'm his nemesis! Get 'er off me!! *waves arm, Téa flies along* Get 'er off me!!
Yugi: Baka.s! Get the card now or else you won't get ridd of her!
Malik: *stabs Téa with his card capturing sword* This card is mine!
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah?! *kicks Malik*
Malik: Gods, Bakura! *kicks him back*
Both start a fight, all bloody and nasty. Téa breaks them apart.
Téa: *stands from the floor, all bloody* No guys!! We are all friends! We have to get along, guide each other! Take care of the others like brothers! We must *fireworks go up* search for freedom and peace!! *Malik is about to grab his sword, Yugi is about to drown her with his fluffy tail and Yami Bakura is about to send her to the Shadow Realm* We must look for ourselfs and our worthy upon the stars! We must...
Guy: Hiya! *slices Téa in two with a lightsaber* The guy is wearing padwan clothes and has along with him a green Jedi Knight lightsaber, the guy is followed by another guy with the same outfit and a red lightsaber.
Joey: Oops! Devlin I told you we were in the wrong set.
Malik, Yami Bakura & Yugi: °_°
Joey: Sorry, I think I made a mistake with my lightsaber... *looks at the dead body in disgust* I hope she wasn't neccesary...
Duke: Yeah, sorry, well will see ya in the next fic!! *Joey and Duke go again fighting with the lightsabers*
Malik: ^___^ *starts kicking gently the body as if to see if she is still alive*
Yami Bakura: Blow Card! Return to your page on the horny magazine! *the firey Ryou is swallowed into a card and is flying on the sky*
Malik: Hey! I get distracted for a minute and you steal my card!! *pouts*
Yami Bakura: You ineficient jerk! You will never be better than me!! Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops for taking breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *stops and breaths again, the Blow card happens to fly into Maliks hands* ahahaha!... *looks at the card, then at Malik then back at the card then back at Malik* Hey!!!
Malik: So, who's the inneficient?? Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops and breaths* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *stops and breaths again* hahahaha!... *faints*
*/*/*/*/
Yami Yugi is near a lonely chair, backwards and wearing donkey ears, facing the wall. A whip hits him, making him wimp.
Malik: Say the last part, baka pharaoh, *strokes him with the whip*
Yami turns around, wearing a chibi face and s couple of tears. Downheaded.
Yami Yugi: *sniff, sniff* Yami Bakura *sniff* is not even half way done from sealing *sniff* the cards. He's about to confront his fears *sniff, sniff* and he will have more toubles on the next *whip stroke* NIGHT VISIONS *tear, sniff*
Malik: Good, pharaoh... the next time try to say it correctly since the beginning. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back in the radio-cabin-alike-place.
CMG: Okay, okay, I know this chapter wasn't the best, and I haven't updated in a millenia, but I have my mind sumerged on school, so I run out of cerebral activity and my time is consumed like potatoes... ehem.. wutever...
Malik: I don't like wearing green, i look like a boy-scout...
Yami Bakura: Oh, poor Malik... do you actually think I like wearing a pink outfit???... By the way, where's the baka pharaoh? I just got angry, I need to burn energy!
Yami Yugi: *facing the wall, wearing his donkey ears on a very, very dark place and sniffing* Twinkle, twinkle, little star... *sniff, tear*
Ryou: You promissed I would be part of this story. ;_;
CMG: You will, honey, please do me a favour and read the first line I said, god dammit...
Ryou: *looks up, at the first line* Okay, okay, I know this chapter wasn't the best, and I haven't updated in a millenia, but I have my mind sumerged on school, so I run out of cerebral activity and my time is consumed like potatoes... ehem.. wutever... Oh! I see! *goes away, jogging* Lalala, lalala *opens the cristal door, looks to both sides, gets out with a jump, closes the door and runs off to the right* Lalalala, lalalala.....
CMG: Well, I guess is time to say goodbye... where the hell in Yami Malik? Malik: Don't you notice something? There's something weird around here...
Yami Bakura: Yeah.. I can feel it too, i think it is the burritos we ate for lunch...
CMG: Ewww....
Malik: No, really, there's something wrong, apocalipsis is coming up...
CMG: Really, Malik, I'm not giving you more grenetin light bears....
Screams come out from the corridor outside. Screams from... Yami Malik and Ryou???
CMG, Yami Bakura, Malik: Oh, no!! Téa!!!!!!
Yami Malik: *running desperate along the corridor, passing by the cristal door, but not entering the cabin* Ra! I didn't do it!
Ryou: *running desperate along the corridor, passing by the cristal door, but not entering the cabin neither* Neither do I! Don't punish me like this!! *comes back to the cristal door and glnaces through the crystal* Get out of there!!! Save yourselves!!
Malik: Stupid ass! We are safe here, this is an Anti-Téa refugee!
Ryou: *looks right to the corridor where he came from* Stupid ass! Get out of there, she'll torture ya!! She just bought this book called ''Chicken soup for the soul'' and she wants someone to talk to about it!!! *looks again, runs away* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Téa: *stands in front of the crystal door* Hello guys!! *shows her book* Do you want to talk about this book??
Malik, CMG and Yami Bakura: No, Téa, why would we?
Téa: Lookie lookie!!! Look what I got from nice Yami no Malik! *shows the cabin key*
CMG: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *faints*
Malik: Don't faint! Get us out of this one!! Yami Bakura: Noooo! *faints*
Téa: *to Malik* Sit beside me, Malik! *looks at the readers* Oh, hi! Who are you? Are you friends?! Well do the same I did with this book! Review and thanks for reading!!
Malik: *voice in his head* You have reached hell....