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..Chaos..An 'AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' was heard from the bathroom as Kai happily skipped out & started searching the entire house for something or other. Keisou hurriedly ran to the source of the scream. "Whats up?" he asked, confused as he glance Kai happily skip out. Sei rigidly moved to face his friend (you know, topped off with all that bluish purple stuff around him, his face all bleh..yeah, you know, anime style), his hands frozen, mid action from clawing his face [does that make sense?].Keisou almost refrained himself from bursting into laughter, but unfortunately, could not stop himself, as he saw what had happened to his friend's face. "Oh pant my pant god. What choke the pant hell inhale happened exhale to pant to choked laugh you?" the Taiwanese man managed to ask. Sei glared at his mate before gritting icily, "That stupid kid-", he was interrupted by a shattering sound, "Oh fuck.."
Kai laughed with glee as he threw the antique vase which held a bunch of prized Everlasting Daisies [I think that's what it's called, some kinda Australian flower…learnt it in Geography…yawn, I know..] & watched it shatter into pieces. Sei was the first to enter the room & screamed, "OMFG!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRIGGIN' HARD IT IS TO GET FLOWERS FROM DESERTS?!" Kai looked at his guardian. Pointed. And laughed out, "HAHA!! NO HAIR!! HAHAHAHAHA!!" This caused Keisou to lose his control over his amusement, which was returned by a cold glare. Kai realised his chance & started raiding the entire lounge room ceiling to floor, from ripping the expensive Italian leather couches to cracking the glass of the newly installed spotlights. For this reason, Sei & Keisou snapped back to reality & comprehend the newly caused damage of the lounge room. Another scream. They chased after the now hyperactive youngster.
As he was being tailed by his babysitters, he entered the study & pulled out a pair of scissors and then started snipping various important documents. Not long after, the two friends entered & stood there, shocked at the scene unfold before their very eyes. Kai was moving at such a speed, that you could barely see him move. Kai abruptly stopped, a devious thought forming into his mind that caused his eyes to gleam with evil & a wicked grin to appear on his face. Keisou cocked an eyebrow, baffled by the boy's sudden change of state. Kai's grin grew, as he advanced to his victims. Then & there Keisou registered of what the youth was intending to do. "NOOO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" he screamed running out the room. Sei, still unsure of what Kai's scheme was, looked perplexingly at his companion run out, then looked down, confused, at the boy standing in front of him. Kai's grin grew again, & he started attacking the man's 'down-there.' Sei ran out screaming, tears trailing behind him, trying to stop the pain of his *ahem.* "Why does it always have to be me?!" he sniffed as his pain started to reduce. Keisou bursted into laughter again at his friend's incident. "You should've told me…" Sei whined tugging at the sleeve of his lover, "Why didn't you? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Keisou simply laughed & wiped an imaginary tear away, and started his hopeless explaination.
Big mistake.
During the time that they argued, although it was no more than 45 seconds or so, Kai had managed to tear everything he could get his hands on. From Seji's bedroom to the bathroom, everything was destroyed, except for his room, for he knew better than to terrorise THAT room, and he had found what he was searching for. Duct tape.
He ran to his baby sitters, an innocent look painted on his face, hiding the tape behind his back. "I'm sorry," he 'apologised,' his hands behind his back, watching his right foot move in circles on the floor. "Erm..ok..but what's that your hiding?" Sei asked suspiciously. "Kai looked up, "Oh..just a present..it's very quick though.."Kai said, innocently, still looking his foot.
"That's ok.."Sei stated, smiling, his suspicion long gone, "Show us."
"Ok.." Kai said, not a tinge of devilry in his voice.
"Well?" Keisou asked, still suspicious of what the boy was intending to do. His request was swiftly performed as Kai moved at lightning speed in taping his babysitters with his treasured tape, before dashing off to use up his excess energy.
After dashing out of his ruined apartment, Kai suddenly made a sharp turn to next door & knocked on the door. Unfortunately for the woman who stayed there, she was in the middle of relaxing with her face mask on, & thinking it was one of her friends, she happily opened the door before realsing too late that it was Kai, who never in his life before had seen a face mask, hence, he screamed out in laughter. Wow, this place is full of aliens,I wonder if Seji knows? Kai thought, before dashing for the banister. His eyes litted up with glee as he jumped onto the railing, then experienced the short excitement of sliding down it, before hitting head on with the stopper thingamabob [what is it called newayZ?]. Sugar still in effect, his mouth formed a perfect 'o' as he froze & tipped over, still frozen in his position.
~ r e i ~
Now, as Kai was enjoying his new life, his long-gone friend was hard at work, trying hard to earn money to return to his friend, with extra change to spare of course, but work here was hard. The western society was very different to that of his homeland in China or the place he ran away to, Japan, & he usually had to attend to his master's functions as his personal attendant, but luckily for him, he had a kind master & mistress to serve, he had seen how some others were treated. Degradation however, was the main one. They are smart, those racist families. Very. To attack our pride & honour instead of physically hitting us, or maybe they're just too proud to hit us, or think it'll ruin their reputation. But how they know that hurting us this way would affect more is something that will remain a mystery to me…And the girls…I sometimes hear one of them scream from next door, but when I ask them why, they just run away crying…I guess that'll be a mystery too…Rei was interrupted by his master's son, "Rei! You just snapped outta it just then…"
"Oh, just thinking Mr Oliver…nothing much…" Rei replied quietly as one of his colleagues came in.
"Young Master Oliver, your father wishes for you to meet Mademoiselle Alice," the man announced, bowing as he did so.
"Not another one alre-" Enrique winced.
"Sir, your father wishes for you to attend immediately, for-"the servant informed his young master emotionlessly.
"Yes, I know, for the sake of- Why do I even bother saying it? You can leave now faithful one. Rei, do you mind coming with me? You know how boring it is.." Oliver asked his friend, rolling his eyes.
"Oui, c'est sympa. Merci Monsieur*," Rei replied with a smile.
"Your French is definitely improving! I can't believe you actually think it's nice though, but I guess it IS better than having to clean up this hallway," Oliver laughed, "Come, you know my dad hates waiting…"
~ k a i ' s s c e n e ~
Sei & Keisou were busy trying to undo their duct tape. "Fark man, if that kid wasn't THE kid, I would've killed him by now…" Sei commented through gritted teeth. Keisou, as always, smiled kindly back at him. After some more tugging, they managed to free themselves. Keisou quickly ran out to catch Kai, but was stopped by Sei. Keisou looked perplexingly at his companion's tight grip on his right wrist. Slowly, Sei pulled his lover in & whispered ever so seductively in his ear, "I have better plans…" Keisou smirked & started suckling the curve of his koi's neck, "I'll make it quick, pant I promise…"
~ a h e m … b a k t o k a i …~
Falling onto the stairs, Kai started bursting out laughing, for some reason that only God knows what, oblivious to the fact that 'normal' 6 year olds were supposed to cry. During this outburst of laughter, Kai rolled over, & started plopping down the stairs before he fell flat on his face on the cold grey concrete flooring. In a split second, he recovered & started another outburst of laughter, as soon as that was over, he ran to the home of the next unfortunate victim. When the hyperactive boy opened the door…
*Translation: For those who dunno FrencH, it's "Yes, that's nice. Thank you, sir." Or something like that, very bad at learninG FrenCh..now LaTin on the OtheR hand..*cough* enufF of my skooL lyFe…
So watcha finkZ?? Ok?? So is this chappie loNg enuFf 2 satisfy uR "complaintZ" 4 lonGa chappieZ? Keke..i lurrRrvE putiN ppL on these cliffhangerZ..even though thEy'rE rne'T good..o wellZ..btw..To any GW fanZ out derE..i rote mY firSt fiC 4 iT last wk. it's called Waltz of Mixed Emotions..verIi lamE title, buT yA..i'm deSperAte 4 reviewErZ 4 daT fiC..O n BtW, thE settinG 4 diZ fiC is a miX between da PasT & preSent in casE ur confused…
latAZ~!! ~.^