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Yu-Gi-Oh!
CMG: Hello!!! Im back from hell!!
Yami Bakura: O_o I've always wanted to be there ^___^ How is it there??
CMG: Ah... you know, big, full of books and full of old ladies that smell like roses and theach biology.
Ryou: Mmmm... I thought that was called school!
Malik: Duh! Exactly!
Ryou: o_o
Malik: Whateva, let's get started, shall we??
CMG: I think Malik's right. Here's the 3rd Chapter of Night Vision: Card Captor Bakura.
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In the Night Visions set. ....
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Malik: Where's the pharaoh!?! *sound of a flushing bathroom* We definetly need to change the host...
Yami: ¬¬ Ehem... *incidental music and atmosphere* Yami Bakura has become a Card Captor, but he is still to learn the lesson life has dispoused for him. Will he be able to handle the weight of destiny?? Will he be able to get along with Lik Ishtar?? He will have to confront his fears in the newest, Night Visions: Card Captor Bakura...
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Yami Bakura: *siting on his desk at school, wearing a funny beret* I don't even have to go to school anymore, I'm a grown up. *pouts*
Yugi: *comes out from Yami Bakura's lunch bag* You have to deal with it, you ignorant. You can't even read the name of a card, pig!!
Yami Bakura: Whatever...
A professor comes in. It's a tall, blue eyed man wearing a... a Kaiba Corp suit?? O_o (Well I suppose that's why it it Night Visions)
Professor Kaiba: Good morning, kids!
Students: Good morning, professor Kaiba!
P. Kaiba: we have a new student today, please welcome him gratefully. *Malik comes in, wearing the same funny uniform beret* His name is Lik Ishtar, he comes from Egypt...
Yami Bakura: *getting to his feet* Is that egyptian bitch!!! *points at Malik*
Malik: Is that drag queen bastard!!! *points at Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: A what?? Arg, whatever, you owe me one!
Malik: You owe me two!!
Yami Bakura: You owe me three!!
Malik: You owe me four!!!
Yami Bakura: You owe me six!!
Malik: You owe me... *Kaiba slaps him on the face*
P. Kaiba: Okay, okay! I borrowed myself to play a part in this night visions thingy, but I'm not willing to be this stupid!! CMG I want a solution!
Malik: Hey, you are ruining this!!
Yami Bakura: Yeah!!
CMG: Okay, let's do this again. 1-2-3 and action!!
P. Kaiba: we have a new studnet today, please welcome him gratefully. His name is Lik Ishtar, he comes from Egypt...
Malik walks towards Yami Bakura, stares at him menacing and sits behind him.
P. Kaiba: Okay kids, I'm not in the mood for giving class today, go outside, play, burn, bite, kill, just get outta my sight,
-In the playground-
Malik: *walks to Yami Bakura* I want you to give me all the Blow Cards you've collected.
Yami Bakura: Sure, take them from my backpack, is over there. *points at a risk*
Malik: O-Oh, okay! Thanks bro! *walks to the risk and falls away* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Yami Bakura: that was so easy...*he is interrupted by a sudden kick in his butt* Hey!!! *turns around*
Two naked Ryous are standing in front of him. These are no horny cards, these are andgry cards!!
Ryou 1: You cheated on me with my small twin!! *kicks Yami Bakura*
Ryou 2: you cheated on me with my older twin!! *slams Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: Hey, hey!! Wait up!!.... I have enough for both!!
Both Ryous are about to kick serious ass. Malik comes out of the rsik, clothes torn, dirty face.
Malik: Hey! Kura! I didn't found your back pack!!
Yami Bakura: Shut it egyptian bitch!! Help me out sealing this twinies!!
Malik: ^__^ Okay! I want the old one!!
Both Yami Bakura and Malik start fighting at the same pace with the Ryou twins. Finally they get to knock them.
Malik: Quick, Kura! Seal them!!
Bakura: *making a sailor moon pose*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow
Power of low
Surrender the wand
The force ignite
Release!!
The wand opens up and Bakura holds it up in the air.
Yami Bakura: Clow Card! Return to... *Malik knocks him down*
Malik: That's for the stupid back pack.
The twins and Yami Bakura are lying in the floor and suddenly, Ryou comes out of nowhere.
Ryou: Hey, Malik, whatcha doing.
Malik: Hey Ryou! I'm just sealing up your porn twins.
Ryou: ! Oh! Twinies! *walks to them and wakes them up* Hello! Are you my brothers? *they nod heads* Great! Now we can have our own show!!!
Night Visions: The Triplets.
Ryou: *puts on a blue bonnet and hands to the twins a pink and green bonnet* Come on Teresa! Come on Helena!! *the triplets go away jogging*
Malik: Whadda...
Yami Bakura: Great work you ass!!! *stands up*
Malik: ¬ _¬
Yami Bakura: So... you wanna drink a beer and watch porn?
Malik: Sure ^__^ Let's go!
Yami Yugi: *very serious and misterious* Will Yami Bakura be able to overcome the overcoming??? Is he really a beer drinker??? Did the triplets met the old nasty witch??? These and more fears are to be confronted in the next Night Visions: Card Captor Bakura... *poses*
Malik: And Cut!! It's a rap people!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the radio-cabin-alike-place...
CMG: °_° I swear I didn't write this, this is way more stupid than I am...¬ ¬.
Malik: I don't watch porn ¬ ¬.
Yami Bakura: I don't drink beer ¬ ¬.
Yami Malik: And I didn't write the fic ¬ ¬.
Kaiba: Oh sure! And I'm not handsome then!!
Yami Malik: Who invited you???
Malik: Yeah, who??
CMG: I didn't invite him -¬ ¬-.
Yami Malik: You betrayed me!!! He's probably gonna say he credits!!! You bitch!!
CMG: No! You bastard! Say the credits and shut it!!
Yami Malik: Oh... Okay ^__^- I hope you enjoyed this fic, it is the best vere!! And once again, I didn't write it!! Please review!! Thanks for reading!! *tells secretive* I'm sorry you missed the part where the blackboard falls over kaiba, but he's a cryibg pussy... Good Byeyishes!!!
Kaiba: By the way, leave our opinions and ideas for the next Night Visons on you way out, seems the priducer is running out of ideas. Thank you!!
CMG: Hello!!! Im back from hell!!
Yami Bakura: O_o I've always wanted to be there ^___^ How is it there??
CMG: Ah... you know, big, full of books and full of old ladies that smell like roses and theach biology.
Ryou: Mmmm... I thought that was called school!
Malik: Duh! Exactly!
Ryou: o_o
Malik: Whateva, let's get started, shall we??
CMG: I think Malik's right. Here's the 3rd Chapter of Night Vision: Card Captor Bakura.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the Night Visions set. ....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Malik: Where's the pharaoh!?! *sound of a flushing bathroom* We definetly need to change the host...
Yami: ¬¬ Ehem... *incidental music and atmosphere* Yami Bakura has become a Card Captor, but he is still to learn the lesson life has dispoused for him. Will he be able to handle the weight of destiny?? Will he be able to get along with Lik Ishtar?? He will have to confront his fears in the newest, Night Visions: Card Captor Bakura...
*/*/*/*/*/*/*
Yami Bakura: *siting on his desk at school, wearing a funny beret* I don't even have to go to school anymore, I'm a grown up. *pouts*
Yugi: *comes out from Yami Bakura's lunch bag* You have to deal with it, you ignorant. You can't even read the name of a card, pig!!
Yami Bakura: Whatever...
A professor comes in. It's a tall, blue eyed man wearing a... a Kaiba Corp suit?? O_o (Well I suppose that's why it it Night Visions)
Professor Kaiba: Good morning, kids!
Students: Good morning, professor Kaiba!
P. Kaiba: we have a new student today, please welcome him gratefully. *Malik comes in, wearing the same funny uniform beret* His name is Lik Ishtar, he comes from Egypt...
Yami Bakura: *getting to his feet* Is that egyptian bitch!!! *points at Malik*
Malik: Is that drag queen bastard!!! *points at Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: A what?? Arg, whatever, you owe me one!
Malik: You owe me two!!
Yami Bakura: You owe me three!!
Malik: You owe me four!!!
Yami Bakura: You owe me six!!
Malik: You owe me... *Kaiba slaps him on the face*
P. Kaiba: Okay, okay! I borrowed myself to play a part in this night visions thingy, but I'm not willing to be this stupid!! CMG I want a solution!
Malik: Hey, you are ruining this!!
Yami Bakura: Yeah!!
CMG: Okay, let's do this again. 1-2-3 and action!!
P. Kaiba: we have a new studnet today, please welcome him gratefully. His name is Lik Ishtar, he comes from Egypt...
Malik walks towards Yami Bakura, stares at him menacing and sits behind him.
P. Kaiba: Okay kids, I'm not in the mood for giving class today, go outside, play, burn, bite, kill, just get outta my sight,
-In the playground-
Malik: *walks to Yami Bakura* I want you to give me all the Blow Cards you've collected.
Yami Bakura: Sure, take them from my backpack, is over there. *points at a risk*
Malik: O-Oh, okay! Thanks bro! *walks to the risk and falls away* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Yami Bakura: that was so easy...*he is interrupted by a sudden kick in his butt* Hey!!! *turns around*
Two naked Ryous are standing in front of him. These are no horny cards, these are andgry cards!!
Ryou 1: You cheated on me with my small twin!! *kicks Yami Bakura*
Ryou 2: you cheated on me with my older twin!! *slams Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: Hey, hey!! Wait up!!.... I have enough for both!!
Both Ryous are about to kick serious ass. Malik comes out of the rsik, clothes torn, dirty face.
Malik: Hey! Kura! I didn't found your back pack!!
Yami Bakura: Shut it egyptian bitch!! Help me out sealing this twinies!!
Malik: ^__^ Okay! I want the old one!!
Both Yami Bakura and Malik start fighting at the same pace with the Ryou twins. Finally they get to knock them.
Malik: Quick, Kura! Seal them!!
Bakura: *making a sailor moon pose*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow
Power of low
Surrender the wand
The force ignite
Release!!
The wand opens up and Bakura holds it up in the air.
Yami Bakura: Clow Card! Return to... *Malik knocks him down*
Malik: That's for the stupid back pack.
The twins and Yami Bakura are lying in the floor and suddenly, Ryou comes out of nowhere.
Ryou: Hey, Malik, whatcha doing.
Malik: Hey Ryou! I'm just sealing up your porn twins.
Ryou: ! Oh! Twinies! *walks to them and wakes them up* Hello! Are you my brothers? *they nod heads* Great! Now we can have our own show!!!
Night Visions: The Triplets.
Ryou: *puts on a blue bonnet and hands to the twins a pink and green bonnet* Come on Teresa! Come on Helena!! *the triplets go away jogging*
Malik: Whadda...
Yami Bakura: Great work you ass!!! *stands up*
Malik: ¬ _¬
Yami Bakura: So... you wanna drink a beer and watch porn?
Malik: Sure ^__^ Let's go!
Yami Yugi: *very serious and misterious* Will Yami Bakura be able to overcome the overcoming??? Is he really a beer drinker??? Did the triplets met the old nasty witch??? These and more fears are to be confronted in the next Night Visions: Card Captor Bakura... *poses*
Malik: And Cut!! It's a rap people!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the radio-cabin-alike-place...
CMG: °_° I swear I didn't write this, this is way more stupid than I am...¬ ¬.
Malik: I don't watch porn ¬ ¬.
Yami Bakura: I don't drink beer ¬ ¬.
Yami Malik: And I didn't write the fic ¬ ¬.
Kaiba: Oh sure! And I'm not handsome then!!
Yami Malik: Who invited you???
Malik: Yeah, who??
CMG: I didn't invite him -¬ ¬-.
Yami Malik: You betrayed me!!! He's probably gonna say he credits!!! You bitch!!
CMG: No! You bastard! Say the credits and shut it!!
Yami Malik: Oh... Okay ^__^- I hope you enjoyed this fic, it is the best vere!! And once again, I didn't write it!! Please review!! Thanks for reading!! *tells secretive* I'm sorry you missed the part where the blackboard falls over kaiba, but he's a cryibg pussy... Good Byeyishes!!!
Kaiba: By the way, leave our opinions and ideas for the next Night Visons on you way out, seems the priducer is running out of ideas. Thank you!!