--The Slytherin Chronicles--
--Chronicle Two--
--Double Potions Was Never So Fun--
"Double Potions. An hour with Snape. I hate whoever put today together," said Ron grumpily as he looked at the schedule for that day. "Look on the bright side, no Potions tomorrow." Hermione said, smiling slightly. Ron sighed and nodded. Harry looked at his watch. "Uh, we better go NOW, otherwise we'll be late," said Harry, nodding to the time. The three of them bolted down to the dungeons.
After many bumps and trips later...
As they entered, something mumbled "Gotta catch 'em all!" by their feet.
"Just on time..." came Snape's voice from the far end of the room. Harry, ready to glare, looked up towards the voice. "Uh-AAH?!!"
Harry, Hermione, and Ron were staring at Snape with their eyes wide.
He was wearing a white T-shirt with a group of Pokemon characters on it, holding a Charmander plushie, wearing a Pikachu-and-Ash watch, and a hat just like Ash's.
Harry glanced to the Slytherin places in the room. Every single Slytherin was wide eyed and stock still. He glanced around at the Gryffindors. They were just as shocked. Snape smiled and dusted away a very detailed chalk picture of Blastoise.
"We will learn how to draw a Charizard. You will list everything on the board... The instructions" --He swung his wand, instructions and pictures of how to draw a Charizard, and its attacks and stuff like that appeared on the board-- "are on the board. Begin now."
Hermione slowly sat down at a table with Harry and Ron. "Has he lost his marbles or what?" Harry asked, staring at Hermione. Ron shook his head, smiling. "Let's just enjoy the fact that we don't have to do Potions, and that we get to draw and doodle.."
"Fifty points to the best drawn Charizard," said Snape from his desk. He picked up a Charmander plushie and began writing or drawing.
"Okay...I think I can do this," said Hermione, picking up her quill. She began writing, looking up at the board every so often. Harry pulled out a few quills and started writing as well, still wondering what the heck made Snape go all out with Pokemon stuff.
About twelve minutes later...
Harry looked as his Charizard drawing. It looked kind of rough... He glanced to Ron's. His was well drawn. Harry glanced over to Hermione's. Her's looked almost real, because it was so well done.
Snape, Charmander plushie in hand, walked around the class. His last stop was in front of Hermione. "Fifty points to Gryffindor," He said, beaming at Hermione. Hermione gulped, and nodded. Snape looked around. "CLASS DISMISSED! You have no homework for a month, and you all get a Charizard plushie!"
Charizard plushies appeared in front of everyone.
As Harry, Hermione, and Ron left the classroom, Malfoy and a few Slytherins came up behind them. Harry stopped Hermione and Ron as he heard music coming from behind them. They turned.
"I wanna be the very best! NO ONE EVER WAS!"
Snape was rap-dancing as he sung.
"TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST! TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUUUSEEEE! DUN NA NA!!"
Malfoy and his buddies began singing with Snape...
"I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND! SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIIDE, EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!"
Everyone began breakdancing (EVERYONE. Gryffindors and Slytherins and Snape.)
"POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM! IT'S YOU AND MEEEEE! I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY!! POKEMON! OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" --Malfoy and Harry glared-- "IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEENNNNDDDD! POKEMON!"
The lot of them began swaying.
"A heart so trueeeeeee, our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Po-ke-monnnnn..."
They burst out breakdancing.
"GOTTA CATCH 'EM! GOTTA CATCH 'EM! GOTA CATCH 'EM AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! POKEMON!"
They stopped dancing immediately, all in their last dance pose.
The Slytherins, Snape, and the Gryffindors disappeared upstairs. Only Malfoy, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were left standing.
"You know.. Someday, we'll look back on this," said Malfoy, "laugh nervously and change the subject."
With a few nods of agreement, the four headed upstairs.
--Chronicle Two--
--Double Potions Was Never So Fun--
"Double Potions. An hour with Snape. I hate whoever put today together," said Ron grumpily as he looked at the schedule for that day. "Look on the bright side, no Potions tomorrow." Hermione said, smiling slightly. Ron sighed and nodded. Harry looked at his watch. "Uh, we better go NOW, otherwise we'll be late," said Harry, nodding to the time. The three of them bolted down to the dungeons.
After many bumps and trips later...
As they entered, something mumbled "Gotta catch 'em all!" by their feet.
"Just on time..." came Snape's voice from the far end of the room. Harry, ready to glare, looked up towards the voice. "Uh-AAH?!!"
Harry, Hermione, and Ron were staring at Snape with their eyes wide.
He was wearing a white T-shirt with a group of Pokemon characters on it, holding a Charmander plushie, wearing a Pikachu-and-Ash watch, and a hat just like Ash's.
Harry glanced to the Slytherin places in the room. Every single Slytherin was wide eyed and stock still. He glanced around at the Gryffindors. They were just as shocked. Snape smiled and dusted away a very detailed chalk picture of Blastoise.
"We will learn how to draw a Charizard. You will list everything on the board... The instructions" --He swung his wand, instructions and pictures of how to draw a Charizard, and its attacks and stuff like that appeared on the board-- "are on the board. Begin now."
Hermione slowly sat down at a table with Harry and Ron. "Has he lost his marbles or what?" Harry asked, staring at Hermione. Ron shook his head, smiling. "Let's just enjoy the fact that we don't have to do Potions, and that we get to draw and doodle.."
"Fifty points to the best drawn Charizard," said Snape from his desk. He picked up a Charmander plushie and began writing or drawing.
"Okay...I think I can do this," said Hermione, picking up her quill. She began writing, looking up at the board every so often. Harry pulled out a few quills and started writing as well, still wondering what the heck made Snape go all out with Pokemon stuff.
About twelve minutes later...
Harry looked as his Charizard drawing. It looked kind of rough... He glanced to Ron's. His was well drawn. Harry glanced over to Hermione's. Her's looked almost real, because it was so well done.
Snape, Charmander plushie in hand, walked around the class. His last stop was in front of Hermione. "Fifty points to Gryffindor," He said, beaming at Hermione. Hermione gulped, and nodded. Snape looked around. "CLASS DISMISSED! You have no homework for a month, and you all get a Charizard plushie!"
Charizard plushies appeared in front of everyone.
As Harry, Hermione, and Ron left the classroom, Malfoy and a few Slytherins came up behind them. Harry stopped Hermione and Ron as he heard music coming from behind them. They turned.
"I wanna be the very best! NO ONE EVER WAS!"
Snape was rap-dancing as he sung.
"TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST! TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUUUSEEEE! DUN NA NA!!"
Malfoy and his buddies began singing with Snape...
"I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND! SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIIDE, EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!"
Everyone began breakdancing (EVERYONE. Gryffindors and Slytherins and Snape.)
"POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM! IT'S YOU AND MEEEEE! I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY!! POKEMON! OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" --Malfoy and Harry glared-- "IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEENNNNDDDD! POKEMON!"
The lot of them began swaying.
"A heart so trueeeeeee, our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Po-ke-monnnnn..."
They burst out breakdancing.
"GOTTA CATCH 'EM! GOTTA CATCH 'EM! GOTA CATCH 'EM AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! POKEMON!"
They stopped dancing immediately, all in their last dance pose.
The Slytherins, Snape, and the Gryffindors disappeared upstairs. Only Malfoy, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were left standing.
"You know.. Someday, we'll look back on this," said Malfoy, "laugh nervously and change the subject."
With a few nods of agreement, the four headed upstairs.