Thank you to the two people who reviewed my story (monkey goin' bananas and koge-pan1)! This is the only reason I have the burning, firey will to continue!

Heheh. Ok well, on with chapter two! OOh yeah. OOCness going on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rock Lee looked unbelievingly at the person in the mirror.

"Sa...Sakura-chan!" He stuttered, quickly turning around only to lock eyes with the pink-haired female-ninja whom he adored.

Her normally cheerful appearance was nowhere to be found. Her once pink and bouncy hair now had a ugly gray hue to it and hung lifeless from her head. She slouched terribly while holding the bat loosely at her side in her right hand, and her mouth hung wide open while one of her eyes seemed to twitch.

Thoughts raced through Lee's mind, this was weird...

Why was Sakura-chan in the boy's bathroom looking like some kind of zombie-monster? And why the hell did she have a baseball bat?!

He walked forward to the girl.

"Sakura..." He laughed nervously, "what are you doing in the---!!"

Lee hadn't the time to finish his sentence because his "angel", Sakura, had just begun beating the living shit out of him.

"GAHH!!!" He screamed as she hit him square in the shin. "SAKURA! STOP!!!" He pleaded but only received a horrible whack in the side of his torso, then his shoulder, and then his thigh.

But it didn't stop there. The boy's bathroom filled with the chilling echo of the metal bat hitting the side of Lee's head, he fell to the linoleum floor with a thud.

Sakura smiled.

"Finally..." She mumbled as she heaved Lee's limp body over her shoulder, letting the metal bat fall noisily to the floor.

"Master will be happy..." She said as she trudged along.

She came finally to a small wooden door with a green sign on it that said in all capital letters, "JANITOR'S CLOSET".

She kicked the door a couple times and then a man's voice was heard.

"What's the magical magic password?" It demanded.

Sakura dully replied, "My sensei is sexy." A short silence followed and the door creaked open.

There was seen Hatake Kakashi clad in a skimpy orange Sailor Fuku outfit with a small orange bow in his silver hair.

He clearly smiled under the cloth that covered his mouth when he saw what Sakura had over draped over her shoulder.

He beckoned her in and shut the door.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Short chapters. Reviews reviews! They fuel the brain!

~Feiku Tanara