Title: Moaning Myrtle's Secret Passions
Rating: PG
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Myrtle and Harry belong to J. K. Rowling
Notes: Was bored. Writing exercise for Yahoo group, HP NIGLAC (Network for the Increasement of Glorifying Little-Appreciated Characters). Sorta weird, read only if you're into this sort of thing.
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Moaning Myrtle loved the Muggle world.
Moaning Myrtle loved old black and white movies like Casablanca and Citizen Kane. She also loved The Godfather, even if that was in color. The characters were always suffering and Myrtle loved to see people suffer more than her.
Moaning Myrtle loved watching the Muggle children at school. They were young and innocent and took lots of tests. Myrtle liked tests. If "Wizard Tests" had been a class at Hogwarts, Myrtle would have taken it. You didn't have to talk to people during tests. But Myrtle loved it even more when other people took tests. She loved the blank look they had on their faces as they struggled with the answers.
Moaning Myrtle loved talking to little Muggle girls. She would convince them that she was their best friend even while their parents would worry about their over-active imaginations. She would tell them her stories of Hogwarts as they typed away at their computers. She made them write her stories.
Little girls always thought Moaning Myrtle was beautiful but that was because little kids were stupid.
Moaning Myrtle always made them call her Mary Sue.
Moaning Myrtle knew that she would win Harry Potter's heart someday.
Rating: PG
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Myrtle and Harry belong to J. K. Rowling
Notes: Was bored. Writing exercise for Yahoo group, HP NIGLAC (Network for the Increasement of Glorifying Little-Appreciated Characters). Sorta weird, read only if you're into this sort of thing.
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Moaning Myrtle loved the Muggle world.
Moaning Myrtle loved old black and white movies like Casablanca and Citizen Kane. She also loved The Godfather, even if that was in color. The characters were always suffering and Myrtle loved to see people suffer more than her.
Moaning Myrtle loved watching the Muggle children at school. They were young and innocent and took lots of tests. Myrtle liked tests. If "Wizard Tests" had been a class at Hogwarts, Myrtle would have taken it. You didn't have to talk to people during tests. But Myrtle loved it even more when other people took tests. She loved the blank look they had on their faces as they struggled with the answers.
Moaning Myrtle loved talking to little Muggle girls. She would convince them that she was their best friend even while their parents would worry about their over-active imaginations. She would tell them her stories of Hogwarts as they typed away at their computers. She made them write her stories.
Little girls always thought Moaning Myrtle was beautiful but that was because little kids were stupid.
Moaning Myrtle always made them call her Mary Sue.
Moaning Myrtle knew that she would win Harry Potter's heart someday.