This is my newest masterpiece...well I wouldn't go as far as to saying masterpiece but still, it's my newest
Um it's for Signs obviously...I don't know why but lately I have been in a "Signs" mood. The first chapter isn't as funny as I want it to be, but that is only because the beginning of the movie is a little slow.
Um, since this is a parody, there will be a lot of AUDIENCE moments. And I mean A LOT. Ya know comments made by the audience. Der. Well yea, and there is a character named ME well, that's me. Incase you can't tell.
It's what I was thinking and saying out loud during the movie. Most of the stuff that I say is actual things I have said or thought. Tee hee.
ONE MORE THING!
There is another parody out there by THE SOUP NAZIS. Some of my stuff might look like hers seeing as hers is the only other parody. If she already wrote it ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER.
LET IT BE KNOWN ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE AS BEING FROM THE SOUP NAZIS'S STORY, IT IS HER'S!!!!!!!!
And I am really sorry for using it. I will try my hardest not to.
Ok so on WITH THE INSANENESS!
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Audience:[walks in] WOO! Alien movie!!!
Me: WOOO! Mel Gibson movie!
Guy in movie room: I am starting the movie now, don't forget, silence is golden.
Me: yhea
=Movie plays=
=Incredibly long previews play=
=Incredibly long credit reel play=
BANG!
(Shot of backyard)
Me: AHHH!
Audience: jumpy are we?
Me: oh just you wait!
Graham: [sits up] So quiet, too quiet. [Gets up and goes to kids door] like sleeping quiet. Hmmm [takes a shower, brushes teeth]
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEE!
Graham: [comes out with toothbrush in his mouth] quiet no longer.
=In the barn thing=
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Merrill: [falls most painfully out of bed. Jumps up, looking around making sure no one was looking] hehehe yea, I SO meant to do that
=Graham is running, now fully dressed=
Graham: [sees Merrill falling down the stairs from his barn] where are they?
Merrill: [rubbing head] who?
Graham: [slaps forehead]
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Graham: [runs][corn][sees Bo] BO!
Me: Bo?
Bo: it's all just a dream, a dream, are you in my dream?
Graham: no I am in your nightmare.
Merrill: [trips over corn] ouch.
Graham: were is Morgan?
Morgan: DAD! Something mildly frightening has happened.
Graham: what? [Walks up to Morgan]
Me: so he has a girl named Bo, and a boy named Morgan. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MR. SHAMALAYN?
M. Night Shamalayn: I promise you there is no method to my madness.
Me: fantastic [settles back down in chair]
Morgan: I think the wizard of oz did it
Graham: uh ok. Did what?
Morgan: lookee there. [Points to crop circle]
Graham: what in the heck is that? [Walks into circle]
Merrill: [trips over corn again and falls into circle] well [gets up] seeing as this think is in the shape of a CIRCLE and it just happens to be in out CROPS, it can only mean one thing...Bugs, where's the pesticide?
Everyone (in the audience and in the movie): [slaps head]
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well all right that is enough for now, I will type more later.
Areviewaway!
Um it's for Signs obviously...I don't know why but lately I have been in a "Signs" mood. The first chapter isn't as funny as I want it to be, but that is only because the beginning of the movie is a little slow.
Um, since this is a parody, there will be a lot of AUDIENCE moments. And I mean A LOT. Ya know comments made by the audience. Der. Well yea, and there is a character named ME well, that's me. Incase you can't tell.
It's what I was thinking and saying out loud during the movie. Most of the stuff that I say is actual things I have said or thought. Tee hee.
ONE MORE THING!
There is another parody out there by THE SOUP NAZIS. Some of my stuff might look like hers seeing as hers is the only other parody. If she already wrote it ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER.
LET IT BE KNOWN ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE AS BEING FROM THE SOUP NAZIS'S STORY, IT IS HER'S!!!!!!!!
And I am really sorry for using it. I will try my hardest not to.
Ok so on WITH THE INSANENESS!
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Audience:[walks in] WOO! Alien movie!!!
Me: WOOO! Mel Gibson movie!
Guy in movie room: I am starting the movie now, don't forget, silence is golden.
Me: yhea
=Movie plays=
=Incredibly long previews play=
=Incredibly long credit reel play=
BANG!
(Shot of backyard)
Me: AHHH!
Audience: jumpy are we?
Me: oh just you wait!
Graham: [sits up] So quiet, too quiet. [Gets up and goes to kids door] like sleeping quiet. Hmmm [takes a shower, brushes teeth]
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEE!
Graham: [comes out with toothbrush in his mouth] quiet no longer.
=In the barn thing=
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Merrill: [falls most painfully out of bed. Jumps up, looking around making sure no one was looking] hehehe yea, I SO meant to do that
=Graham is running, now fully dressed=
Graham: [sees Merrill falling down the stairs from his barn] where are they?
Merrill: [rubbing head] who?
Graham: [slaps forehead]
Bo: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Graham: [runs][corn][sees Bo] BO!
Me: Bo?
Bo: it's all just a dream, a dream, are you in my dream?
Graham: no I am in your nightmare.
Merrill: [trips over corn] ouch.
Graham: were is Morgan?
Morgan: DAD! Something mildly frightening has happened.
Graham: what? [Walks up to Morgan]
Me: so he has a girl named Bo, and a boy named Morgan. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MR. SHAMALAYN?
M. Night Shamalayn: I promise you there is no method to my madness.
Me: fantastic [settles back down in chair]
Morgan: I think the wizard of oz did it
Graham: uh ok. Did what?
Morgan: lookee there. [Points to crop circle]
Graham: what in the heck is that? [Walks into circle]
Merrill: [trips over corn again and falls into circle] well [gets up] seeing as this think is in the shape of a CIRCLE and it just happens to be in out CROPS, it can only mean one thing...Bugs, where's the pesticide?
Everyone (in the audience and in the movie): [slaps head]
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well all right that is enough for now, I will type more later.
Areviewaway!