HERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER.... yea I hope the SOUP NAZI doesn't
hate me....SORRY!!! [Waves hesitantly]
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In a small hick town aboot 45 miles away from Philadelphia,
a man was talking on the phone...
Graham: No Lee, that's not what I meant. Of course the cows wont do that. No. Listen Lee, about
your son. Yea. He is freaking the crap outta my kids again. Strip club? Really? Hmm. Well if you're sure. Yea. Ok. Bye. [Turns and sees kids]
Morgan: the dog pissed himself.
Graham: [in a monotone voice] isn't that something special...go outside I will clean this up.
Me: the puddle looks like a squirrel [gets stuff thrown at me] OUCH! [Gets a shoe in the face] HAY THAT WAS A SHOE!
Audience: [giggle]
Graham: [cleans up pee-pee and sees Caroline]
Caroline: boo
Graham: AHHHHH! How did you get in here?
Caroline: [shrugs] stealth elf like powers.
Lord of the Rings Freaks: WOOOO! ELVES RUUUUULE!
Graham: (note to self: padlock doors) right well, uh it took you a while.
Caroline: yea we had a bit of a problem down at the gas station.
Graham: eh?
Caroline: [casually] yea, some prankster thought it would be funny to blow it up.
Graham: I see.
= Outside=
Morgan: [turning char blackened chicken over] he's gonna burn these again.
Me: a little late fer that buddy.
Morgan: [walks over to Bo] what are you doing?
Bo: Water. Bad.
Morgan: uh, just give it to the dog.
Bo: No. Bad. Water. Hurt. Dog.
Morgan: no it wont, just give it to him.
Bo: Whatever. [Pours water in]
Dog: grrrrrr.
Bo: eep.
Morgan: don't run.
Me: Why? So the dog can kill you faster?
Dog: [BARK!]
=In the field=
Caroline: I dunno Father; I still think its bugs.
Graham: [slaps forehead] [Crouches down]
Caroline: well I think you are the only person here with this problem Father.
Graham: eh?
Caroline: well I was over at the only other farm mentioned in this movie, you know the-
Me: heh?
Audience: SHUUUUSH! Important part!
Caroline: and he would have mentioned something like this.
Audience: great we missed something!
Graham: any reason in particular that you were over there?
Caroline: well, it's the animals, they hare having spaz attacks, you now? They are acting scared and stuff, you know pissing puddles that look like squirrels...
Me: HA!
Graham: oh poopers. [Stands up]
Caroline: what's wrong Father?
Graham: Don't call me Father.
Caroline: ok Daddy
Audience: oh lord help us.
Graham: kids being quiet again
=Backyard=
Graham: [runs up to Morgan] WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!
Dog: [dead]
Morgan: we had to kill it. It was going to kill us. I guess the water was Bad.
Graham: darn that is just freaky.
Caroline: told ya
Graham: well then, come on Morgan, let's go inside and have a fit. [Extends hand]
Morgan: [bites hand] LEAVE ME ALONE! [Stomps off]
Me: wow problem child.
Graham: [cradling hand] ouchie. [Picks up Bo]
Bo: Told. Morgan. Water. Bad
Merril:[walks out carrying a bag Oreo Flavored Potato Chips]
Graham: [to Merrill] stupid, tie up the other dog.
Merrill: [falls down stairs spilling chips everywhere] dammit! Ok
Caroline: [pulls a ax out of the dog] where did he get this?
Me: this movie just keeps getting better and better.
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WEEEEE! MY MUSES LIKE REVIEWS YOU KNOW.
And I know, at least SOME of you want to please Orlando Bloom, or Johnny Depp. (yea...they are my muses..)
GO REVEIEW AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
hate me....SORRY!!! [Waves hesitantly]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In a small hick town aboot 45 miles away from Philadelphia,
a man was talking on the phone...
Graham: No Lee, that's not what I meant. Of course the cows wont do that. No. Listen Lee, about
your son. Yea. He is freaking the crap outta my kids again. Strip club? Really? Hmm. Well if you're sure. Yea. Ok. Bye. [Turns and sees kids]
Morgan: the dog pissed himself.
Graham: [in a monotone voice] isn't that something special...go outside I will clean this up.
Me: the puddle looks like a squirrel [gets stuff thrown at me] OUCH! [Gets a shoe in the face] HAY THAT WAS A SHOE!
Audience: [giggle]
Graham: [cleans up pee-pee and sees Caroline]
Caroline: boo
Graham: AHHHHH! How did you get in here?
Caroline: [shrugs] stealth elf like powers.
Lord of the Rings Freaks: WOOOO! ELVES RUUUUULE!
Graham: (note to self: padlock doors) right well, uh it took you a while.
Caroline: yea we had a bit of a problem down at the gas station.
Graham: eh?
Caroline: [casually] yea, some prankster thought it would be funny to blow it up.
Graham: I see.
= Outside=
Morgan: [turning char blackened chicken over] he's gonna burn these again.
Me: a little late fer that buddy.
Morgan: [walks over to Bo] what are you doing?
Bo: Water. Bad.
Morgan: uh, just give it to the dog.
Bo: No. Bad. Water. Hurt. Dog.
Morgan: no it wont, just give it to him.
Bo: Whatever. [Pours water in]
Dog: grrrrrr.
Bo: eep.
Morgan: don't run.
Me: Why? So the dog can kill you faster?
Dog: [BARK!]
=In the field=
Caroline: I dunno Father; I still think its bugs.
Graham: [slaps forehead] [Crouches down]
Caroline: well I think you are the only person here with this problem Father.
Graham: eh?
Caroline: well I was over at the only other farm mentioned in this movie, you know the-
Me: heh?
Audience: SHUUUUSH! Important part!
Caroline: and he would have mentioned something like this.
Audience: great we missed something!
Graham: any reason in particular that you were over there?
Caroline: well, it's the animals, they hare having spaz attacks, you now? They are acting scared and stuff, you know pissing puddles that look like squirrels...
Me: HA!
Graham: oh poopers. [Stands up]
Caroline: what's wrong Father?
Graham: Don't call me Father.
Caroline: ok Daddy
Audience: oh lord help us.
Graham: kids being quiet again
=Backyard=
Graham: [runs up to Morgan] WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!
Dog: [dead]
Morgan: we had to kill it. It was going to kill us. I guess the water was Bad.
Graham: darn that is just freaky.
Caroline: told ya
Graham: well then, come on Morgan, let's go inside and have a fit. [Extends hand]
Morgan: [bites hand] LEAVE ME ALONE! [Stomps off]
Me: wow problem child.
Graham: [cradling hand] ouchie. [Picks up Bo]
Bo: Told. Morgan. Water. Bad
Merril:[walks out carrying a bag Oreo Flavored Potato Chips]
Graham: [to Merrill] stupid, tie up the other dog.
Merrill: [falls down stairs spilling chips everywhere] dammit! Ok
Caroline: [pulls a ax out of the dog] where did he get this?
Me: this movie just keeps getting better and better.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WEEEEE! MY MUSES LIKE REVIEWS YOU KNOW.
And I know, at least SOME of you want to please Orlando Bloom, or Johnny Depp. (yea...they are my muses..)
GO REVEIEW AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!