Sorry it has taken so long for me to update. You see I have 9 other stories I am working on. One main one that I have an obsession with..It's my precioussssss. Ok no more Gollum. MORE SIGNS PARODY!

I LOVE ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! But unfortunately I cannot do review replies because this computer doesn't have internet access!^_^

Ok so I will do replies next time!

p.s. I tried really hard with the whole conversation about the mom, I wanted to make it funny, but it was so hard. So if it sounds like I tried to hard you know why.

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=Night=

graham: [cough-snort-mumble-snort-snore]

Bo: [little cough]

Graham: [grunt-snore-snort-snoooooore-giggle-snort-snore]

Bo: [BIG COUGH]

Graham: [opens eyes quickly] may I help you?

Bo: there's a monster outside my room-

Me: [COOOOOOOOUGH]

Bo: -water?

Audience: ?!

Me: tee hee.

Graham: there's water next to your bed [rolls over] go back shleepy [closes eyes]

Bo: [pokes graham's butt]

Graham: [snaps open eyes] Ahh! [rolls over] WHAT?!

Bo: I can't drink it, Morgan spat in it.

Graham: that is just disgusting. [gets up]

=in Bo's (well and Morgan's) room=

Bo: mom is dead right?

Graham: yea I am pretty sure she is.

Bo: but you talk to her.

Graham: I do.

Bo: does she answer?

Graham: no, but Elvis did once.

Bo: …..

Graham: [sees Alien on the roof] Bah!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [starts to sob] THAT [sob] WAS [sob] SO [sob] SCARY! [sob]

Audience: no it wasn't.

Me: I TOLD YOU I SCARE EASILY!

=Downstairs=

Graham: [turns off tv and stands in front of it with his hands on his hips]

Merrill: [wakes up due to lack of tv] no tv make me go guuuuuuuh

Graham: what?!

Merrill: sorry. Wasn't fully awake just then. What is up?

Graham: well Lionel Richey and the Backstreet boys are back.

Audience: I thought…Wolfingtion brothers…BACKSTREET!?!…Richey? Owie my brain hurts.

Manic bsb lover still hanging in waiting for their next Big Hit that is never gonna come: WOOO BACKSTREET BOYS!

Me: right.

Merrill: Rock on!

=Front Door=

Merrill: so we are gonna jump 'em with knives, and scream about how Santa is going to take over the world! Make them think we are insane you know? ^_^

Graham: that is a really bad idea.

Merrill: *_* well then, how about we just run around the house screaming our asses off. We can do it the nice CHRISTIAN way even though you don't believe in GOD anymore.

Graham: that wasn't funny.

Me: I agree.

Audience: [throws more stuff at me]

Merrill: I don't care let's just do it!

Graham: OK!

=Running around the house=

Merrill: IT'S TIME FOR SOME *&^ ^&@* @*&# *@&#&#*@ **!#^) @*#^@* *@&!^&$( @&@^ [ ß words so bad they don't even exist]

Graham: we are going to hurt you and make you cry for your mommy and poopy in your pants!

Me: [slaps forehead] he is supposed to be like 40 right? SHAMALAYN!

M. Night: Hmmm?

Me: WHY IS THIS CHARACTER AN IMMATURE WIMP!?!?!?!

M. Night: just watch.

Merrill: COME ON GRAHAM KICK IT UP A NOTCH!

Graham: I DON"T SWEAR THOUGH LIKE THE GOOD NON CHRISTIAN MAN I AM!

Merrill: DO IT JUST THIS ONCE!

Graham: FINE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE YOU BITCH! YOU MOTHERFUCKERSLUTSHITHEADANDSMALLPRICKEDONE!

Me: wow.

Merrill: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better!

Graham: haaaaaaaa-aaaa! [Mad eyed]

Alien: IIIIEEEEEE! [Makes a running jump for the roof. Misses. Hits the side of the house. Slides down it.]

=Merrill and Graham run smack in to each other and fall backwards=

Graham: [rubbing head] ouch.

Merrill: [hears thump on the side of the house, mistakes it for being on the roof] what the hell was that? [Looks up]

Graham: [joins his brother in looking up] dunno.

=They look at each other then back up at the roof]

Alien: [regains consciousness. Runs around the OTHER side of the house. And with elf-like stealthness, runs behind Merrill and graham, and jumps over the swingset. Misses it. Makes it fall over. Jumps into the corn. Barely.] Stupid humans.

Graham: [hears someone say something] heh? [Turns around sees knocked over swingset] hmmm.

=And the creepy music plays=

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HI HEATHER!

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There you all go!

Bweeeee heeeee heeeeeee!