ALLRIGHT!  I know I haven't updated this story in a while, but my other stories were holding me hostage until I updated them,

Hey anyone see Scary movie Three? It was Stupid, but Hilarious. Really.

Anyway.

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=Creepy music is still playing=

Me: this music is really scary…

Audience: Please shut up?

Me: not in your life.

Audience: damn.

=In the house the next day=

=Caroline is talking to Morgan=

=About walkie talkies=

Caroline: so you see…they are like cell phones.

Morgan: but with cell phones you can call anywhere.

Caroline: kids are so cute [pats Morgan's head] did you know that baby monitors are just as good?

Morgan: um, no they're not. They only work one way.

Caroline: so cute [pats head again]

=In the family room=

Graham: [bumps into table, spilling glasses of water everywhere] ahh!

Bo: [not taking eyes off the tv] walk much?

Graham: what is it with all this water?

Bo: do the words "Important-for-the-plot" mean anything to you?

Graham: ah, I see.

=Back at the table=

Caroline: so, Merrill, how is work at gas station going?

Merrill: well seeing as it just blew up the other day..[Shrug] I'm not complaining.  Did you find out who done it yet?

Caroline: well we have a few leads, but no not really.

Merrill: [falls out of chair]

Me: how thick can you get?

Merrill: [jumps back up] I am good! [Puts arms in air] I am GOOD!

=Graham walks back in=

Caroline: OK! Well let's brain storm about this guy, tell me everything you can about him, who do you think it is?

Graham: well judging by the height, arms that were WAY too long, funny shaped head, and all around inhuman look, I would say it had to have been an Olympic Scandinavian runner/high jumper. Woman's division that is.

Me: 0.0 [cough] right well….

Caroline: that is an interesting explanation, and it sounds pretty good to me. Savvy?

Merrill: I dunno,

Me: wait, she said savvy!

Caroline: actually it's pretty logical, I mean Woman Scandinavian Runner/High Jumpers, visit this little hick town all the time aye?

Audience: [slowly shakes head]

Me: um, is she channeling the sprit of Jack Sparrow?

Bo: the TV has crapped out.

Graham: look under the couch.

Bo: ? [Walks out really confused]

Merrill: what else could it be besides the Woman?

Caroline: um, a bug?

Me: [slaps forehead]

Bo: [walks back in] you are an ass, now come look at the TV.

=Everyone walks into the family room and stares at the TV=

Man on TV who looks like Einstein: crop circles are scary, sometimes people make them, or do they?

Graham: um.

Man on TV who looks like Einstein: crop circles appeared first in –548873777 b.c.  But they died out in 1987, so people forgot about them. And now they are back….

Everyone: *_*

=About three minutes later outside=

Caroline: I am going back to the station; this shit is just freaking me out. I am gonna see if coffee can help this.

Graham: it probably wont

Caroline: I know…listen, you and your family are being real brain dead losers right now, why don't you go into town and have a little fun ok? ^_^ It would be good for your soul.

Graham: sounds like fun.

Caroline: bye bye….daddy. [smile][leaves]

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beuuum

ok there I go.

Have fun, and review on your way out.