This is, in fact, the longest spoof I've done. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG JINGLE BELLS IS?
It's amazing.. I'm about to hurt whoever wrote it heheheh. Well, um, this is my little
"Ode to Vegetarians," in a twisted sense... Well, enjoy, anyway. Not really meant to insult
you freakish vegetarians, but it does grin. Have fun!
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Damn vegetarians
They won't eat bloody meat
So what if it's leather
Or if it's got feet?
They're not really that smart
It's just a freaking cow!
People tip them all the time
And then they're dead somehow!
Chorus
Turkey, steak, and chicken,
And there's still some more to go!
Pork chops, lamb, and beef are
All ice-box status quo.
All you goddamned mad vegans
are missing out on life,
By trading in the greatest things
For creature-friendly strife!
Some will not eat fish
Others shan't go near fur
Crazy vegans won't use things
That used to have mothers!
How they live like this
Is a true mystery
All the protesting PETA
Can watch me squash a flea!
Chorus
Mass meat production says
No matter what you do.
Do you think that Burger King
Cares whta is thought by you?
McDonalds truly sucks
But only Mickey D's,
Just because of the clown
And mad tune up his sleeve!
Chorus
I think I've made my point
(You herbivores are mad!)
Now get some protien to eat!
(Not tofu, I might add)
Now my song is done,
But I've got two lines to go;
So have a happy holidays
And a good time in the snow!
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Well? It's a bit on the Sum41-ballerina side of funny, but I still hope you liked it feeble
PLEASE REVIEW!! I could just sit here for hours telling you why to review!!! I need help,
for one.. lots of it... Hehehe. Well, I hope you enjoyed it (or whatever you thought, I don't
mind flames), and check out my other stuff! Byeeeee!
It's amazing.. I'm about to hurt whoever wrote it heheheh. Well, um, this is my little
"Ode to Vegetarians," in a twisted sense... Well, enjoy, anyway. Not really meant to insult
you freakish vegetarians, but it does grin. Have fun!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Damn vegetarians
They won't eat bloody meat
So what if it's leather
Or if it's got feet?
They're not really that smart
It's just a freaking cow!
People tip them all the time
And then they're dead somehow!
Chorus
Turkey, steak, and chicken,
And there's still some more to go!
Pork chops, lamb, and beef are
All ice-box status quo.
All you goddamned mad vegans
are missing out on life,
By trading in the greatest things
For creature-friendly strife!
Some will not eat fish
Others shan't go near fur
Crazy vegans won't use things
That used to have mothers!
How they live like this
Is a true mystery
All the protesting PETA
Can watch me squash a flea!
Chorus
Mass meat production says
No matter what you do.
Do you think that Burger King
Cares whta is thought by you?
McDonalds truly sucks
But only Mickey D's,
Just because of the clown
And mad tune up his sleeve!
Chorus
I think I've made my point
(You herbivores are mad!)
Now get some protien to eat!
(Not tofu, I might add)
Now my song is done,
But I've got two lines to go;
So have a happy holidays
And a good time in the snow!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well? It's a bit on the Sum41-ballerina side of funny, but I still hope you liked it feeble
PLEASE REVIEW!! I could just sit here for hours telling you why to review!!! I need help,
for one.. lots of it... Hehehe. Well, I hope you enjoyed it (or whatever you thought, I don't
mind flames), and check out my other stuff! Byeeeee!