Disclaimer: I DO NOT own ANY of the characters of EVA, even though I wish I did. :'( w/e When I put these ' around words it's their thoughts.

Chapter One
"Kaworu, wake up," Rei said shaking Kaworu lightly.
"Groan," Kaworu said turning over.
"C'mon Kaworu, you lazy bum."
"I am not lazy," Kaworu said in tiredness.
"Well anyways you need to get up, breakfast is ready."
"Did Asuka cook it?"
"Yes."
"Then, no I am not eating."
"Asuka cooks good."
"Yeah right, you just say that because you like her."
"Well what if I said, Shinji cooks awfully? You would probably say, 'No he doesn't' Wouldn't you?"
"No," Kaworu lied.
"Liar. You are blushing and looking away like you usually do when you are lying."
"GUYS! COME AND EAT! BEFORE IT'S GONE," Asuka yelled through the house.
"OKAY," Misato yelled back. Everybody slowly made their way to the kitchen table.
'Maybe there will be an empty seat next to Shinji!' Kaworu thought. 'OOOie! There is. Wouldn't it seem odd for me just to plop next to him? I'll do it though.' Then Kaworu sat next to Shinij.
"Hi, Kaworu," Shinij said to Kaworu as soon as he sat down.
"Hi," Kaworu replied.
"How are you?"
"Tired I am probably going to be sick after this anyways so I am prepared."
"That's the truth." Shinij said laughing as Asuka laid the "food" on the table.
'(' Everyone thought except for Asuka. Rei put the food on her plate. Then everybody else waited for her reaction to make sure it's safe.
"^^;; Yummy," Rei lied and forced the food down her throat.
"See guys my cooking is not bad. (" Asuka said.
"No it's not. May I be excused?" Rei asked.
"Sure," Asuka said. Then Rei made her way to the bathroom to make herself puke it out. Everyone else took one bite and said they were full.
"Hey guys, let's get in the hot tub! ^^;;" Asuka suggested.
"Okay," Everybody else said, except Gendo (BECAUSE HE IS STUUUUUPID! And ugly ;) )
'O_O' Kaworu thought 'If I sit next to Shinij in here he'll think I am weird or something, I know he will.'

A/n: MWHAHAHA! I am going to leave you guys hanging now.