R.I.C.E.
"You Bought a N-Gage Didn't You?"
SUPER HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!!!!!11111
-Darkforce's House-
*As the camera pans the house you see Halloween decorations around, such as Mother 2 Zombies and Redeads. Oh oh! Bats! Lots of Baseball Bats!*
Mr. Cheese: Hello! Welcome to the first annual.. HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA!111
Darkforce: Since we couldn't find any decent candy this year.. We have decided to give... *Camera pans to bowl* Nokia N-Gages!
*Thunder booms and lightning strikes*
Mr. Cheese: Wtf.
Darkforce: Here is how the candy giving system works. You come to the door with your costume, yell TRICK OR TREAT!!1, and we judge your costume, randomness, and funniness to decide how much "Candy" you get!
DING-DONG!!!
Mr. Cheese: All right! Here is the first person. *Opens door*
Kid in Werewolf Costume: Trick or treat!
Darkforce: ... ....That sucked
Mr. Cheese:
Seriously. *Gives kid an N-Gage*
Kid: ... Wahhh! *Runs away*
Darkforce: Whoa. N-Gages have some strange effects on people.
Mr. Cheese: *Closes door* Also, throughout this program, we will show you how our friends are doing and what our pals at Gannon's Tower are doing for this festive holiday!
DING-DONG!
Mr. Cheese: *Opens door*
Kid dressed up as Darkforce: o_o Whoa. TRICK OR TREAT.
Darkforce: .. Now that is cool. *Gives five N-Gages*
Kid: ... These are N-Gages.
Darkforce: Yes!
Kid: .. You suck! *kicks Darkforce in the shins and walks away*
Darkforce: Gah! *falls to ground clutching shin*
Mr. Cheese: *Closes door* .. Well this will probably be a good time to see how Luna is doing!
-Luna-
Luna: *Dressed up as Luna from Lunar: Silver Star Story* this was a strangely easy costume to do! *Walks up to door and rings door bell*
Old Lady: *Opens door*
Luna: TRICK OR TREAT!!
Old Lady: .. What are you? 18? 19? Get off my property. *Slams door*
Luna: ... *Casts Water3 on house and walks away*
-Darkforce's House-
Mr. Cheese: She seems to be doing well. Now my friend is currently getting nursed to health right now, so uh.. It's just me!
Darkforce: Uh.. what are you doing with that sheep pr- *Shocked* AghahhaAgahaha
Capt Olimar: BWAHWHAWHAWHAWHAWHWHAHAHWHA
Mr. Cheese: Rig-
DING DONG!!!!
Mr. Cheese: *Opens door*
Darkforce223 dressed up as a little kid dressed up as a fairy: Trick or treat!
Mr. Cheese: .. 223.. You already stole three bags of our candy!
Darkforce223: ... I've been caught! *runs away*
Mr. Cheese: ... Oh.. Darkforce is back!
Darkforce: *Charred* ... I hate this.
DING DONG!!!
Kid in Buzz Lightyear Star Command Suit: *Muffled* TRICK OR TREAT!
Mr. Cheese: ....
Darkforce: ....
Both: Wtf.
Mr. Cheese: YOU GET NOTHING! *Slams door in face*
-Gannon's Tower-
Amy: *Dressed up as a fairy in a tutu* Lalala *skips about*
Gannon: .. What are you doing?
Amy: I'm going to go get some candy!
Gannon: ... Why?
Amy: Because candy is good! Come on Ariana! Shadow .. you too!
Shadow: *Walks down the stair with a backpack full of Eggs and Toilet Paper*
Amy: You shouldn't do bad things to peoples houses!
Shadow: .. *Shrug*
Amy: .. SONG TIME!!!
Gannon: O_O *Jumps out of tower* AHHH!!1 *falls 2 feet*
Amy: Now this is to the tune of ... anything you want!!!111
Don't egg in paper!
Don't egg in paper!
You shouldn't because it's bad!
Eggs are hard to clean,
Paper is annoying to pick up!
But when you leave a house alone,
You can get all its CANDY!!!
Don't egg in paper!
Don't egg in paper!
You shouldn't because... it's...
BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!
Gannon and Ariana: *Walk in from front door playing the tambourines*
Amy: Because..
Gannon: It...
Ariana: Is...
All three: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
-Pause Break of Death-
Amy: So Shadow.. what did you learn?
Shadow: *Already gone to egg houses*
Amy: I'm proud of you Shadow... *tear in eye*
-Darkforce's House-
DING DONG!!
Darkforce: Major Action! *Opens Door*
Kid in Mario Costume: It's me! Mario!
Darkforce: .. You forgot the -a part.. you lose! *Throws an N-Gage at the person's face and slams door*
Mr. Cheese: That was smooth!
DING DONG!
Darkforce: More? *Opens door*
Ice Cream Delivery Man: Hello!
Darkforce: .. That's the greatest costume ever.
Ice Cream Delivery Man: I have 100,000,000 Tons of Ice Cream for a Mr. "Mr. Cheese".
Mr. Cheese: Oh yes.. *Swipes Darkforce's Credit Card through Credit Card machine thing*
Darkforce: .. Seriously.. greatest costume ever.
Ice Cream Delivery Man: I'll put it in your newly installed freezer out back!
Mr. Cheese: OK!
Ice Cream Delivery Man: Thank you! *Walks away*
Darkforce: Don't you want an N-Gage?!
Mr. Cheese: ... *closes door* Let's check on Zel.
-Zel-
Zel: *Is dressed up as Jessica from Lunar: Silver Star Story* .. I spent like days on this costume and Luna spent two seconds on hers. ... Ah well. That means I get more candy :p *Walks up to a home and rings door bell*
Man: *Opens door* Why hello there!
Zel: o_o Trick or Treat!
Man: *Pours a bowl
full of candy into Zel's .. Candy .. Bag.. Thing* so hey.. you want to come with me.. back in ... my .. house..
*wink*
Zel: ... wtf n-
Shadow: *Eggs person's house* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Zel: ... *Runs away from house*
Man: *Pelted three times on head* Agahhdsa *hit one more time right between the eyes* Ahaaaaaa *falls over*
Shadow: *Sonic 1 End Stage theme* *Pose* Yeah!
Amy: *Skips by in a tutu* Lalalala.
-Darkforce's House-
Mr. Cheese: As time goes up.. our candy goes down. As soon as this last N-Gage goes out.. the Halloween party will start.
DING DONG!
Mr. Cheese: *Opens door*
High School Senior: GIVE ME ALL THE CANDY YOU HAVE BEFORE I BEAT YOU UP!!!
Mr. Cheese: .. OK! *Gives him an N-Gage then closes door* Well now the Halloween party will start.. while we prepare for it.. watch the last of our party before they get back to the house.
-The Race Track-
Bub: *Blows Bubbles* Kiiiiaaa!
Bob: -.- *Jumps on Bub*
Metroid: *Lurks*
Cheese: WARK!! *Pecks at Candy*
Bub and Bob: Kiko! *Jumps onto Cheese*
Metroid: *Lurks over to Cheese and attaches self*
Cheese: Kweh! *Runs off to Darkforce's House*
-Darkforce's House-
Mr. Cheese: *Now dressed up as Santa* Whoooo! It's time for the party! *Places in CD to CD Player*
DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO
*Saria's Greatest Hits.. what do you know...*
Darkforce: *Dressed up as Giygas* I'm afraid of myself! *Crashes into wall*
Darkforce223: *Dressed up as a kid dressed up as a fairy* I can fly! *Jumps up and floats there* YAEH *Falls down*
Luna: *Dressed up as Luna* I didn't get any candy.. all I found was elderly who hate young adults.
Zel: *Dressed up as Jessica* *is feeding Cheese some of her candy* ^_^
Cheese: *Dressed up as a Moogle* *Eating candy* KWEH!
Metroid: *Dressed up as Kraid* *Lurk*
Bub: *Dressed up as a pencil sharpener* :D *Runs into wall multiple times*
Bob: *Dressed up as a phone* Riiinng riiing ^.^!
All: YAEAH!1 Let's go Halloween!
Lightning: *Hits house and all lights turn off*
All: Ahh! Can't see! *Crash into each other*
*Camera zooms out and goes outside*
*Camera still zooms. Then you see a figure standing in front of Darkforce's House*
Shadow: Mwhe he he *Picks up Egg and is about to throw when..*
Credits: *Plays*
*Screen goes back*
Shadow: *Just about
to release egg when..*
Flicky: WHAOWHAWOEHOWHOAWHWAOHWAWA *Crashes into Shadow lighting him on fire*
Shadow: AHH *Runs in circles*