Raven: For a change, I decided to make a poetry fanfiction as my poetry muse just popped up. Hope you guys enjoy the change! ^_^
Les' a miserable demented dream!
"BAKAGAMI USED UP ALL THE SHAMPOO"
T'was a warm summer night,
When in the Safehouse broke a fight,
Our beloved pilots faced a new plight.
Heero, Trowa and Quatre glared,
While in heart and soul Wufei flared,
Stood a meek Duo in the middle, extremely scared!
Screamed Wufei with all his might,
"Baka, those hair of yours are getting on my nerves,
You just used up the last of the shampoo reserves!!"
The others nodded in accord,
Healthy hair required shampoos that were hard to afford!
Course Quatre didn't mind in paying for their fees,
But he reckoned the others should learn how to handle responsibilities.
Duo held onto his hair with a fierce clutch,
He didn't understand why the others fretted so much.
"Oh come on, you guys have hair, big deal if mine are long, why is it so wrong!"
Wufei snorted and replied
"The problem is that on your LONG hair, at least half the shampoo bottle needs to be applied!"
Quatre lowered his head and let out a sigh,
"Duo, trim your hair a bit, at least give it a try"
At this Duo stood flabbergasted, as Heero took out his gun from his spandex.
"Duo," Heero said "Trim your hair before I blast it"
Duo's blood drained from his face, he couldn't squirm outta this case,
"And don't even think about escaping into outer space" Heero stated.
Duo looked helpless, guess this was fated.
At half past eleven, all the pilots all in bed,
Happy dreams of destruction ran through Heero's head,
As Duo stayed wide awake,
Afraid and fearful that some crazed scissor might butcher his braid.
Pulling the covers over his head, he tried to go to sleep, only to be awoken after a while,
That too rudely by Heero, who had smacked his head with a file.
Heero pushed him into Quat's room,
Duo's face looked depressed and full of gloom.
Like Duh! He was just about to get his first haircut in fifteen years,
To him it was worse than drinking twenty jars of beers.
He sat on the chair and looked into the mirror,
Quatre's face was clam while his depicted terror,
Quatre smiled and told him it wouldn't be bad,
Hearing this, Duo relaxed and closed his eyes to catch some sleep,
When all of a sudden he heard a meep,
His eyes opened, his head felt light,
He saw his reflection and his jaw dropped at the sight.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Screamed Duo till his lungs went raw,
The other came in and saw the flaw,
The scenario made them drop their jaws!
The only thing remotely normal for Duo were his bangs,
He chased Quatre throughout the house till he got cramps.
Collapsing on the ground he cried to his braid.
While poor Quatre didn't get down the tree extremely afraid.
Wufei smirked at the scenario, and went to console Duo.
Patting his on the shoulders, he gave a recommendation
"Maybe you can get it re-attached," Said he "like a giant hair extension"
With this he broke into laughter, as Duo turned around red eyed, held up a scissor for Wufei slaughter,
"OMAE O KOROSU BAKA YARROW"
For once the solitary dragon was defenceless against the God of Death,
Duo woke up with a start sweating like hell,
He pulled on his braid to see it was there,
When all of a sudden did he hear a yell,
"BAKAGAMI USED UP ALL THE SHAMPOO"
Duo let out a scream at the déjà vu!
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Raven: Evil me ne? I didn't mean to torture poor Duo though! Let me know if this fic is so-so!