Disclaimer: I've never wrote one before, but everyone else seemed to have
one, so here goes the usual.
I don't own any of this stuff except maybe the island. Ok, on with the
craziness.
"Calm down." Kurama muttered, his eyes closed, racking his brain for a way to save the motley crew of idiots.
"But I'm gonna die!" Kuwabara ran to Kurama and grabbed the relaxed fox's collar.
"Lay off the shirt." Kurama didn't even open his eyes.
"Poor humans are going to die.I feel somewhat happy!" Hiei cackled, obviously overjoyed at watching a bunch of absurd humans run around in panic and hysteria.
"You don't care???" Yusuke was all riled up and the aura around him was enough to destroy the remaining parts of the ship.
"Hey!" Genkai growled. "Don't blow the ship up while it's afloat."
"Arghhhhhhhhhh!" Yusuke howled in frustration. "DON'T ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DEAD???"
Blink*
"Apparently not since we're all here." Hiei snapped crisply. "I'm tired of this game, I'm going to end this NOW. Whoever is causing this havoc is taking my job!"
"Arghhhhh!" An equally loud scream came from the Suzaku ship.
"What is it Tamahome??" Nuriko rushed to his side, followed by the rest of the crew, once again forgetting that someone had to steer.
"Miaka only kissed me twice before going off to eat! Does that mean she hates me??" He wailed.
"Oh dear, poor Tamahome." Nuriko sneered sarcastically. "We're almost dying here and that's all you care about?? Why I oughta."
"I don't feel so well." Tasuki lifted the edge of Nuriko's robe.
Crash* Bang* A few seconds later, the fire bearer is thrown clear into the other wall.
"Oh dear. I think we might kill ourselves before the ship actually crashes, no da." Chichiri pointed out.
As the Suzaku crowd beats each other up, whines over love and meditates, the Yu Yu ship leers closer. However, the members of that crew, well, they're not too bright either. The humans are frantic, and hilarious, while the demons and people with an ounce of sense are calmly awaiting their fate. And Soi looms over them, having fun herself. A few seconds later, no one is sure exactly what happened or even how. A few people lie unconscious, namely Miaka, Kuwabara, and Keiko, the ones too dumb to protect themselves. Ok. So a few silly scrapes are all that the collision offered?
"Well that was an experience." Kurama scratched his head uneasily.
"Feh. That's all you idiots were worrying about?" Genkai appeared, unscathed, perfectly calm.
"Genkai, Kuwabara and Keiko are hurt!" Kurama noticed the bodies lying around him.
"Yes?" Genkai turned around, annoyed. "And that concerns me?"
"Wait." Kurama counted heads, but without even glancing he knew that Hiei was missing. "Um. Hiei's not here."
Wink* "And you would know?" Yusuke snickered, getting up
"Um. Er," Kurama stammered.
Amused grin* From Yusuke and Genkai. "I counted heads!" He blurted, Yusuke still taunting him. "Ah. I see." Genkai left with the mildly amused grin on her face. Silly boys. Aboard the other ship, that had more conscious members, a hectic attendance was being taken. "Nuriko is here, no da." Chichiri covered his ears. "My DRESS!" Nuriko howled, patting his hair. "That's it! I can take only so much! Soi is really going to get it!" "I like soy sauce." Miaka mumbled. "I thought she was unconscious." Nuriko stopped spasming. "Miaka!! You spoke! Wake up!" A very overly worried Tamahome slapped Miaka rather harshly in attempt to wake her up. "Uh, Tamahome," Chichiri inquired, "do you know that Miaka is unconscious no da?" "I'm just worried, that's all." Tamahome muttered. "You reckless brat!" Nuriko cried. "If you only gave a shit about the rest up us on this junk-" "Yeah, I agree that it's a piece of junk," Tamahome grumbled. "-Like little me, going through that horrible storm, poor Chiriko and Chichiri, and sweet Mitsukake, and well-" Nuriko continued. "Little you, humph." Tamahome interrupted again. "Let me finish you thoughtless moron!" Nuriko was exasperated. "And even Tasuki, throwing up all over the place." He shook his head.
"Speaking of Tasuki, where is he at the present time?" Chiriko appeared.
"I do not see him, no da." Chichiri scanned the deck.
The Suzaku crowd scoured the ship, and Tasuki was nowhere to be found.
"Such a deep tragedy, no da, we are upset." Chichiri hung his head.
"All Tamahome's fault." Nuriko sniffed.
"IF only Nuriko cared about something other than his dress," Tamahome added.
"I care about all of you equally! And my dress, well, it's prettier than all of you!"
Tamahome stuck out his tongue, while Chichiri sighed and tried to steer the ship back to Hong-nan over the entire racket.
Back on the Yu Yu ship, Kuwabara started to gain consciousness, as the gang made progress towards their destination.
"Please, we must find Hiei!" Kurama pleaded with Genkai, who decided to take over guiding the ship. "What if he's still back there? We can't leave him, we have to have him to fight."
"No we don't. He's not that important." Genkai snapped.
"The others are in no condition-" Kurama started.
"Hey, I'm fine, and Kuwabara is starting to wake up, that big slug." Yusuke patted Kurama on the shoulder. "Hiei's tough, no shark would want to eat him."
"Where is the shrimp?" Kuwabara rubbed his back, behind on the news, as usual.
"Well aren't you quick?" Kurama snarled, his calm composure gone.
"Hey! I couldn't see anything during that storm!" Kuwabara complained.
"Which seems to be gone now, so maybe you can see again?" Kurama spat back.
"Oh yea." He blinked hard, thinking. After about a minute, he exclaims, "Hey! The sky's clear!"
"I wonder how idiots like you can survive." Kurama storms off to subside his anger.
"You know, he just sounded surprisingly like Hiei." Yusuke glances at the usually serene kitsune.
Two "survivors" of the collision both swim towards shore. Well, sort of swim, if you can call clinging onto a piece of driftwood and praying/cursing fervently swimming. Tasuki, the one who hates water, hoped to God that he would somehow drift to the island a terrible 100 yards away. Ten feet, away, a riled fire demon watches in amusement. Baka ningen.
Short Hiei stands up in the shallow coast waters while Tasuki stares. "Wow, that dude must be tall," he thought.
Hiei walks confidently to land, still staring in disgust at the human in the water. Tasuki sees his height and is in shock. "Howd'ya get on to the land, yer so short!"
"Observant." Hiei snorted, his arms crossed. "But not observant enough to see that the water is merely 4 feet deep."
"I knew that!" Tasuki tentatively lets go of the plank, the clutches it for dear life again. "I can't!" He whined.
"Tsk. I have no time for idiotic humans like you. I must find my friends, who obviously did not reach this island." Hiei started to leave.
"The ships all left, only me and you were thrown off." Tasuki calls out.
"Really?" Hiei turns around. "So I'm stuck on this island with no intelligent life?"
Finally! They have reached the island, well sort of. How many chapters will it take for Tasuki to get the tremendous guts to reach shore??? Or how long will Hiei's patience last? The latter one is obviously shorter.
"Calm down." Kurama muttered, his eyes closed, racking his brain for a way to save the motley crew of idiots.
"But I'm gonna die!" Kuwabara ran to Kurama and grabbed the relaxed fox's collar.
"Lay off the shirt." Kurama didn't even open his eyes.
"Poor humans are going to die.I feel somewhat happy!" Hiei cackled, obviously overjoyed at watching a bunch of absurd humans run around in panic and hysteria.
"You don't care???" Yusuke was all riled up and the aura around him was enough to destroy the remaining parts of the ship.
"Hey!" Genkai growled. "Don't blow the ship up while it's afloat."
"Arghhhhhhhhhh!" Yusuke howled in frustration. "DON'T ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DEAD???"
Blink*
"Apparently not since we're all here." Hiei snapped crisply. "I'm tired of this game, I'm going to end this NOW. Whoever is causing this havoc is taking my job!"
"Arghhhhh!" An equally loud scream came from the Suzaku ship.
"What is it Tamahome??" Nuriko rushed to his side, followed by the rest of the crew, once again forgetting that someone had to steer.
"Miaka only kissed me twice before going off to eat! Does that mean she hates me??" He wailed.
"Oh dear, poor Tamahome." Nuriko sneered sarcastically. "We're almost dying here and that's all you care about?? Why I oughta."
"I don't feel so well." Tasuki lifted the edge of Nuriko's robe.
Crash* Bang* A few seconds later, the fire bearer is thrown clear into the other wall.
"Oh dear. I think we might kill ourselves before the ship actually crashes, no da." Chichiri pointed out.
As the Suzaku crowd beats each other up, whines over love and meditates, the Yu Yu ship leers closer. However, the members of that crew, well, they're not too bright either. The humans are frantic, and hilarious, while the demons and people with an ounce of sense are calmly awaiting their fate. And Soi looms over them, having fun herself. A few seconds later, no one is sure exactly what happened or even how. A few people lie unconscious, namely Miaka, Kuwabara, and Keiko, the ones too dumb to protect themselves. Ok. So a few silly scrapes are all that the collision offered?
"Well that was an experience." Kurama scratched his head uneasily.
"Feh. That's all you idiots were worrying about?" Genkai appeared, unscathed, perfectly calm.
"Genkai, Kuwabara and Keiko are hurt!" Kurama noticed the bodies lying around him.
"Yes?" Genkai turned around, annoyed. "And that concerns me?"
"Wait." Kurama counted heads, but without even glancing he knew that Hiei was missing. "Um. Hiei's not here."
Wink* "And you would know?" Yusuke snickered, getting up
"Um. Er," Kurama stammered.
Amused grin* From Yusuke and Genkai. "I counted heads!" He blurted, Yusuke still taunting him. "Ah. I see." Genkai left with the mildly amused grin on her face. Silly boys. Aboard the other ship, that had more conscious members, a hectic attendance was being taken. "Nuriko is here, no da." Chichiri covered his ears. "My DRESS!" Nuriko howled, patting his hair. "That's it! I can take only so much! Soi is really going to get it!" "I like soy sauce." Miaka mumbled. "I thought she was unconscious." Nuriko stopped spasming. "Miaka!! You spoke! Wake up!" A very overly worried Tamahome slapped Miaka rather harshly in attempt to wake her up. "Uh, Tamahome," Chichiri inquired, "do you know that Miaka is unconscious no da?" "I'm just worried, that's all." Tamahome muttered. "You reckless brat!" Nuriko cried. "If you only gave a shit about the rest up us on this junk-" "Yeah, I agree that it's a piece of junk," Tamahome grumbled. "-Like little me, going through that horrible storm, poor Chiriko and Chichiri, and sweet Mitsukake, and well-" Nuriko continued. "Little you, humph." Tamahome interrupted again. "Let me finish you thoughtless moron!" Nuriko was exasperated. "And even Tasuki, throwing up all over the place." He shook his head.
"Speaking of Tasuki, where is he at the present time?" Chiriko appeared.
"I do not see him, no da." Chichiri scanned the deck.
The Suzaku crowd scoured the ship, and Tasuki was nowhere to be found.
"Such a deep tragedy, no da, we are upset." Chichiri hung his head.
"All Tamahome's fault." Nuriko sniffed.
"IF only Nuriko cared about something other than his dress," Tamahome added.
"I care about all of you equally! And my dress, well, it's prettier than all of you!"
Tamahome stuck out his tongue, while Chichiri sighed and tried to steer the ship back to Hong-nan over the entire racket.
Back on the Yu Yu ship, Kuwabara started to gain consciousness, as the gang made progress towards their destination.
"Please, we must find Hiei!" Kurama pleaded with Genkai, who decided to take over guiding the ship. "What if he's still back there? We can't leave him, we have to have him to fight."
"No we don't. He's not that important." Genkai snapped.
"The others are in no condition-" Kurama started.
"Hey, I'm fine, and Kuwabara is starting to wake up, that big slug." Yusuke patted Kurama on the shoulder. "Hiei's tough, no shark would want to eat him."
"Where is the shrimp?" Kuwabara rubbed his back, behind on the news, as usual.
"Well aren't you quick?" Kurama snarled, his calm composure gone.
"Hey! I couldn't see anything during that storm!" Kuwabara complained.
"Which seems to be gone now, so maybe you can see again?" Kurama spat back.
"Oh yea." He blinked hard, thinking. After about a minute, he exclaims, "Hey! The sky's clear!"
"I wonder how idiots like you can survive." Kurama storms off to subside his anger.
"You know, he just sounded surprisingly like Hiei." Yusuke glances at the usually serene kitsune.
Two "survivors" of the collision both swim towards shore. Well, sort of swim, if you can call clinging onto a piece of driftwood and praying/cursing fervently swimming. Tasuki, the one who hates water, hoped to God that he would somehow drift to the island a terrible 100 yards away. Ten feet, away, a riled fire demon watches in amusement. Baka ningen.
Short Hiei stands up in the shallow coast waters while Tasuki stares. "Wow, that dude must be tall," he thought.
Hiei walks confidently to land, still staring in disgust at the human in the water. Tasuki sees his height and is in shock. "Howd'ya get on to the land, yer so short!"
"Observant." Hiei snorted, his arms crossed. "But not observant enough to see that the water is merely 4 feet deep."
"I knew that!" Tasuki tentatively lets go of the plank, the clutches it for dear life again. "I can't!" He whined.
"Tsk. I have no time for idiotic humans like you. I must find my friends, who obviously did not reach this island." Hiei started to leave.
"The ships all left, only me and you were thrown off." Tasuki calls out.
"Really?" Hiei turns around. "So I'm stuck on this island with no intelligent life?"
Finally! They have reached the island, well sort of. How many chapters will it take for Tasuki to get the tremendous guts to reach shore??? Or how long will Hiei's patience last? The latter one is obviously shorter.