Kirby:The Evil Bologna strikes back! Chapter 1: Default Chapter, a kirby fanfic

KIRBY!

"Imo kill you Kirby" King Dedede yelled as Kirby made off with his bologna. WHOOP! Kirby sucked up the bologna and swallowed it down. "Damn you Kirby" King Dedede yelled as Kirby got out of the castle.

Later that night

"Kirb… baa… haas… kiyt…" Kirby muttered feeling sick. Must have been that bologna I ate he thought. Then as if thinking that brought a whole new bucket of evil up from nowhere… a voice appeared in his mind. "Hello Kirby" the voice bellowed. "I am the bologna ghost". "What" asked Kirby? "The bologna you ate was haunted and I am the ghost that was haunting it and when you ate the bologna you also ate me making me come inside you and gain access to your brain which is how I am talking to you right now". "Two things I would like to say right now are gasp! And how did you say all that without any commas". "Uhh, beware my power and do not question me"! "Um, ok what's the point of haunting me". "Because soon I will take over your mind and drive you to the … BOLOGNA SIDE"! "Of what" Kirby asked? "Um, the force"! "Isn't that copyrighted by them Star Wars people"? "I thought I told you no questions"! "Now to begin the brainwashing".