Kirby Again!
"Okay the first part of being on the Bologna Side is you must never ever ever eat bologna"!
"Uhhh, okay" Kirby said with a mouthful of bologna.
"Damnit! I said don't eat bologna!"
"Oh, sorry."
"No your not, I know your not!"
"Ya your right."
"I don't even know why I try."
"So what do we do first bologna thing."
"First we attack King Dedede's castle."
"Well that seems a little mean."
"It's supposed to be you little freak."
"I don't feel like it, I wanna play in the sand."
The bologna started jumping up and down in Kirby's stomach, therefore giving him a tummy ache. "You forget I am still in your stomach, I will make you suffer if you don't listen!"
"Fine, fwiggin bologna."
"Ya know, I have a name, my name isn't bologna."
"Fine what is it?"
"Rick."
"Ok…Rick, let's do that castle thing… in about fifteen minutes."
"Hewllo Kirby."
"Hey it's Homestar, Runner."
"Yep, so I was wondering if I could borrwow your fondue pot."
"Damn, we don't for this, you, white thing, you're coming with us."
"Umm, Kirby, did you eat yourw rwadio again."
"No that's just Rick, he's bologna."
"Oh, I suppose that is the more logical of the two answers."
Ten minutes later the three left for Dedede's castle.
"Hey Rick where's the pie you promised me?"
"There isn't any pie."
"You lied, you suck."
"Hey I don't want any of your mouth Kirby."
"It's not very nice to lie."
"SHUTUP WHITE THING! Hey where'd you get that ice cream?"
"I forgot."
"Man you're stupid."
And so our three heroes arrived at Dedede's castle, but what is Rick's plan?