Jenga
Author's Note: I thought this was going to be extremely funny, but it might not be to you. It's been done a thousand times. Though it might not be funny to you. Think what you will, have an open mind, please. Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. It belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and others. *cries* All I own is my pants!!!! (And a rubix cube, though I hate it.)
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Inuyasha rummaged through Kagome's famous yellow backpack as she bathed in a nearby hot spring with Sango. He came across various clothes, which were extremely weird to him, Shippou's idiotic sweets from her time. He tossed out some Ramen for later, and finally found the golden prize. Crunching the bag delightfully, the hanyou dove into the potato chips, completely oblivious to his surroundings.
Miroku sat a little ways away in Kaede's hut, watching Inuyasha with interest. Fallen near his foot was a strange box with marking on it that was obviously writing. A title, maybe? Taking interest in this instead, Miroku tried to read it. Little letters and words that he recognized faintly told him it was a child's game from the future.
He read the back and rules before the hanyou realized what he was doing. "Hey monk. Where'd you get that?"
Miroku grinned. "It's a game from Kagome's time. Want to try it? I'll teach you."
"Feh. alright." Inuyasha mumbled irritably, his chips gone.
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Kagome and Sango made their way back to the hut, drying their hair with a shared extra towel. As they neared the familiar hut, the noises within gave them certain ideas about their male friends.
"Don't stick it in there!"
"Well you should've told me earlier, before I grabbed it!"
"Inuyasha, don't take it out." Miroku groaned, his voice carrying out to the girls.
"I can't now, it's stuck!" The hanyou nearly shouted.
A pause; a moan was head and then an undeniable "Yes!"
Rustling of clothing could be heard. Miroku said, "Why isn't it standing up?"
"Don't rush it, It's too delicate for that!" Inuyasha said. "I didn't know hanyou could bend like that." Miroku said skeptically.
"Aha! All I needed was a lubricant!" Inuyasha said happily.
"Why do you always get to be on top?" Miroku questioned.
Before another thing could be said, the girls burst into the hut, and the guys blinked. Everyone froze in their places. Kagome and Sango's jaws were hanging open, and the guys were splayed on the floor of the hut, Miroku with a Jenga piece in his hand and Inuyasha turning anxiously away from the tower of blocks.
They laughed nervously and Sango said, "Phew. we were beginning to wonder."
Author's Note: I thought this was going to be extremely funny, but it might not be to you. It's been done a thousand times. Though it might not be funny to you. Think what you will, have an open mind, please. Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. It belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and others. *cries* All I own is my pants!!!! (And a rubix cube, though I hate it.)
~*~
Inuyasha rummaged through Kagome's famous yellow backpack as she bathed in a nearby hot spring with Sango. He came across various clothes, which were extremely weird to him, Shippou's idiotic sweets from her time. He tossed out some Ramen for later, and finally found the golden prize. Crunching the bag delightfully, the hanyou dove into the potato chips, completely oblivious to his surroundings.
Miroku sat a little ways away in Kaede's hut, watching Inuyasha with interest. Fallen near his foot was a strange box with marking on it that was obviously writing. A title, maybe? Taking interest in this instead, Miroku tried to read it. Little letters and words that he recognized faintly told him it was a child's game from the future.
He read the back and rules before the hanyou realized what he was doing. "Hey monk. Where'd you get that?"
Miroku grinned. "It's a game from Kagome's time. Want to try it? I'll teach you."
"Feh. alright." Inuyasha mumbled irritably, his chips gone.
~*~
Kagome and Sango made their way back to the hut, drying their hair with a shared extra towel. As they neared the familiar hut, the noises within gave them certain ideas about their male friends.
"Don't stick it in there!"
"Well you should've told me earlier, before I grabbed it!"
"Inuyasha, don't take it out." Miroku groaned, his voice carrying out to the girls.
"I can't now, it's stuck!" The hanyou nearly shouted.
A pause; a moan was head and then an undeniable "Yes!"
Rustling of clothing could be heard. Miroku said, "Why isn't it standing up?"
"Don't rush it, It's too delicate for that!" Inuyasha said. "I didn't know hanyou could bend like that." Miroku said skeptically.
"Aha! All I needed was a lubricant!" Inuyasha said happily.
"Why do you always get to be on top?" Miroku questioned.
Before another thing could be said, the girls burst into the hut, and the guys blinked. Everyone froze in their places. Kagome and Sango's jaws were hanging open, and the guys were splayed on the floor of the hut, Miroku with a Jenga piece in his hand and Inuyasha turning anxiously away from the tower of blocks.
They laughed nervously and Sango said, "Phew. we were beginning to wonder."