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Disclaimer: I still don't own Wheel of Time or any characters. But I do own the computer nerd. Sadly. I will disown him after this fan fiction, don't worry.
?The Nerd was clickety clickety clickety"ing on his 67 keyboards when suddenly a sign came up and stopped all movement of his pale, boney fingers. "Weirdo Chat has been re"entered." The Nerd looked from left to right, and then drew closer to the computer to observe. [enter chat]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I C AURAS: RAND
Yellow Ajah Wilder: Lan!
Bow2urDragon22: ... Min!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has entered the room ~*
I Love Mashiara46: Myrelle!?!?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *gasp*
I C AURAS: heeheehee this could get messy
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand has entered the room ~*~*~*
I C AURAS: *jaw drops*
Bow2urDragon22: wow, run away
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: i need a new sn!!!!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: YA u do
~*~*~*~*~*~* Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him has entered the room ~*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: OMG I HATE U
I Love Mashiara46: it wasn't my fault!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: not u my heart that FILTHY GREEN AJAH SLUT WHO"
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: Slept with Lan and bonded him?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: YES!!! URRRRRG
I C AURAS: ALANNA u really need 2 die
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: thx min i lurve u 2
I C AURAS: no u dont understand. plz die
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya u 2 myrelle. u suck!
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: y thank u
I C AURAS: u suck 2 alanna
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: awwwww so sweet :)
I C AURAS and Yellow Ajah Wilder: uuuuuuuuuuuurg
Bow2urDragon22: lan, this is getting awkward
I Love Mashiara46: yeah, it is
Bow2urDragon22: lets go
I Love Mashiara46: ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I Love Mashiara56: i love u mashiara, c u 2nite
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Yellow Ajah Wilder: score!
I C AURAS: ALANNA U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: is it 2nite yet? I C AURAS: no...
Yellow Ajah Wilder: o well im goin 2 lan's NOW ttyl Min
I C AURAS: c yas....
Auto Response from Yellow Ajah Wilder: im *cough* *cough* with lan right now... getting hay for my horses... in the hayloft... with lan... u catch my drift. :"*
I C AURAS: wow tmi
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: im leaving now. *sniffle* no1 to annoy and piss off
~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him has left the room ~*~
I C AURAS: im all alooooone, there's no1 here besiiiiiide meeeeeee...
Flithy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: im still here elmindreda
I C AURAS: ack!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: o no not alanna
AndorPrincess75: i think i will leave now
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: o no, elayne, dont let me cause u unhappiness.. I will leave!
AndorPrincess75: really?
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: no! LMAO
AndorPrincess75: rrrrrrrrr
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I C AURAS: rand!!
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: randy"warder"poo!
AndorPrincess75: randypookums!
Bow2urDragon22: wow feel the love
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHEER Maiden has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHEER Maiden: al'thor!!!!!!!
Bow2urDragon22: like i said
I C AURAS: i think we should kill alanna
AndorPrincess75: yeah
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills, but i do not think that it would b civil to kill alanna
I C AURAS: lets kill avi 2
CHEER Maiden: *sigh* the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
AndorPrincess75: avi? R u feeling ok?
CHEER Maiden: yes
AndorPrincess75: wow, ok
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: i m leaving now, id rather not b killed
I C AURAS: thats rite alanna, run away! Run far far away!
~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bow2urDragon22: wow i feel kind of suffocated rite now, ttyl
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: wow i guess its just us 3 again
I C AURAS: yeah
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
AndorPrincess75: WILL U STOPPIT? U sound like Moiraine *yuck*
CHEER Maiden: and just what is that supposed to mean?
AndorPrincess75: it means we all hate Moiraine... duh....
CHEER Maiden: o... rite... jk?
CHEER Maiden: where is nyn? Wuts her away msg say?
AndorPrincess75: y?
CHEER Maiden: jw...
AndorPrincess: Auto Response from Yellow Ajah Wilder: im *cough* *cough* with lan right now... getting hay for my horses... in the hayloft... with lan... u catch my drift. :"*
AndorPrincess75: u c?
CHEER Maiden: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no my world is falling down around me, make it stop
I C AURAS: yesssss
AndorPrincess75: y?
CHEER Maiden: bc lan is married to nynaeve and i need him as my warder!!!!!!!!!!!!
I C AURAS: O.O
AndorPrincess75: O.O
AndorPrincess75: jeez aviendha, i never knew! i mean i no the aiel think lan is some kind of super hero and all but really...
I C AURAS: shut up elayne, 1 less gal 4 rand works 4 me!
CHEER Maiden: nonono u dont understand, i NEED 2 bond lan! i absoloutely MUST! and i must get revenge on nynaeve for stealing my warder!!!
AndorPrincess75: wait, i m so confused.
CHEER Maiden: ok u idiots this is really moiraine, i just hacked into aviendha's sn.
I C AURAS: ... why?
CHEER Maiden: i dunno
I C AURAS: alrighty then...
CHEER Maiden: i was bored.
I C AURAS: whats her password?
CHEER Maiden: iloverandherocksmyworld
I C AURAS: HEY thats MY password!!!!
CHEER Maiden: wait its iloverandherocksmyworldandminmustdiesheisacrossdresser
I C AURAS: HEY!
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
I C AURAS: well hahahah i just changed my password to iloverandheREALLYrocksmyworldandaviendhamustdiebecausesheisstupidandshethink simacrossdresserplussheisabloodywoolheadwhorandomlyrunsnakedintosnowstorms
AndorPrincess75: how r u going to remember that?
I C AURAS: o, thoughts like that have been running thru my head 4 a long time now
AndorPrincess75: wever mines really easy its iloverandheroxmysox heeheehee
CHEER Maiden: HAHAHA now i can hack into all of ur sns tootles
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHEER Maiden has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: i dont get it
~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i decided 2 get on my own sn
I C AURAS: good 2 no
AndorPrincess75: it is isnt it
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: wow i need 2 go find lan now ttyl
AndorPrincess75: i gtg find rand
I C AURAS: me 2
~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
?The Nerd suddenly froze as the doorbell rang, and exited from the chatroom in panic. It might be his mother, or his popular sister back from cheer practice.... slowly he opened the door to his room and winced as the brightness of the nite"lite in the hall hit his skin. Phew, it was only those girl scouts who sold boxes of easy mac. He purchased 24 more boxes, ignoring the sounds of disgust they made from his appearance. Then he retreated back into his lair and started hacking into mylittlepony.com.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Wheel of Time or any characters. But I do own the computer nerd. Sadly. I will disown him after this fan fiction, don't worry.
?The Nerd was clickety clickety clickety"ing on his 67 keyboards when suddenly a sign came up and stopped all movement of his pale, boney fingers. "Weirdo Chat has been re"entered." The Nerd looked from left to right, and then drew closer to the computer to observe. [enter chat]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I C AURAS: RAND
Yellow Ajah Wilder: Lan!
Bow2urDragon22: ... Min!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has entered the room ~*
I Love Mashiara46: Myrelle!?!?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *gasp*
I C AURAS: heeheehee this could get messy
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand has entered the room ~*~*~*
I C AURAS: *jaw drops*
Bow2urDragon22: wow, run away
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: i need a new sn!!!!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: YA u do
~*~*~*~*~*~* Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him has entered the room ~*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: OMG I HATE U
I Love Mashiara46: it wasn't my fault!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: not u my heart that FILTHY GREEN AJAH SLUT WHO"
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: Slept with Lan and bonded him?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: YES!!! URRRRRG
I C AURAS: ALANNA u really need 2 die
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: thx min i lurve u 2
I C AURAS: no u dont understand. plz die
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya u 2 myrelle. u suck!
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: y thank u
I C AURAS: u suck 2 alanna
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: awwwww so sweet :)
I C AURAS and Yellow Ajah Wilder: uuuuuuuuuuuurg
Bow2urDragon22: lan, this is getting awkward
I Love Mashiara46: yeah, it is
Bow2urDragon22: lets go
I Love Mashiara46: ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I Love Mashiara56: i love u mashiara, c u 2nite
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yellow Ajah Wilder: score!
I C AURAS: ALANNA U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: is it 2nite yet? I C AURAS: no...
Yellow Ajah Wilder: o well im goin 2 lan's NOW ttyl Min
I C AURAS: c yas....
Auto Response from Yellow Ajah Wilder: im *cough* *cough* with lan right now... getting hay for my horses... in the hayloft... with lan... u catch my drift. :"*
I C AURAS: wow tmi
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him: im leaving now. *sniffle* no1 to annoy and piss off
~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan AND Bonded Him has left the room ~*~
I C AURAS: im all alooooone, there's no1 here besiiiiiide meeeeeee...
Flithy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: im still here elmindreda
I C AURAS: ack!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: o no not alanna
AndorPrincess75: i think i will leave now
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: o no, elayne, dont let me cause u unhappiness.. I will leave!
AndorPrincess75: really?
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: no! LMAO
AndorPrincess75: rrrrrrrrr
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I C AURAS: rand!!
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: randy"warder"poo!
AndorPrincess75: randypookums!
Bow2urDragon22: wow feel the love
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHEER Maiden has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHEER Maiden: al'thor!!!!!!!
Bow2urDragon22: like i said
I C AURAS: i think we should kill alanna
AndorPrincess75: yeah
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills, but i do not think that it would b civil to kill alanna
I C AURAS: lets kill avi 2
CHEER Maiden: *sigh* the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
AndorPrincess75: avi? R u feeling ok?
CHEER Maiden: yes
AndorPrincess75: wow, ok
Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand: i m leaving now, id rather not b killed
I C AURAS: thats rite alanna, run away! Run far far away!
~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Bonded Rand has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bow2urDragon22: wow i feel kind of suffocated rite now, ttyl
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: wow i guess its just us 3 again
I C AURAS: yeah
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
AndorPrincess75: WILL U STOPPIT? U sound like Moiraine *yuck*
CHEER Maiden: and just what is that supposed to mean?
AndorPrincess75: it means we all hate Moiraine... duh....
CHEER Maiden: o... rite... jk?
CHEER Maiden: where is nyn? Wuts her away msg say?
AndorPrincess75: y?
CHEER Maiden: jw...
AndorPrincess: Auto Response from Yellow Ajah Wilder: im *cough* *cough* with lan right now... getting hay for my horses... in the hayloft... with lan... u catch my drift. :"*
AndorPrincess75: u c?
CHEER Maiden: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no my world is falling down around me, make it stop
I C AURAS: yesssss
AndorPrincess75: y?
CHEER Maiden: bc lan is married to nynaeve and i need him as my warder!!!!!!!!!!!!
I C AURAS: O.O
AndorPrincess75: O.O
AndorPrincess75: jeez aviendha, i never knew! i mean i no the aiel think lan is some kind of super hero and all but really...
I C AURAS: shut up elayne, 1 less gal 4 rand works 4 me!
CHEER Maiden: nonono u dont understand, i NEED 2 bond lan! i absoloutely MUST! and i must get revenge on nynaeve for stealing my warder!!!
AndorPrincess75: wait, i m so confused.
CHEER Maiden: ok u idiots this is really moiraine, i just hacked into aviendha's sn.
I C AURAS: ... why?
CHEER Maiden: i dunno
I C AURAS: alrighty then...
CHEER Maiden: i was bored.
I C AURAS: whats her password?
CHEER Maiden: iloverandherocksmyworld
I C AURAS: HEY thats MY password!!!!
CHEER Maiden: wait its iloverandherocksmyworldandminmustdiesheisacrossdresser
I C AURAS: HEY!
CHEER Maiden: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills
I C AURAS: well hahahah i just changed my password to iloverandheREALLYrocksmyworldandaviendhamustdiebecausesheisstupidandshethink simacrossdresserplussheisabloodywoolheadwhorandomlyrunsnakedintosnowstorms
AndorPrincess75: how r u going to remember that?
I C AURAS: o, thoughts like that have been running thru my head 4 a long time now
AndorPrincess75: wever mines really easy its iloverandheroxmysox heeheehee
CHEER Maiden: HAHAHA now i can hack into all of ur sns tootles
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHEER Maiden has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: i dont get it
~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i decided 2 get on my own sn
I C AURAS: good 2 no
AndorPrincess75: it is isnt it
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: wow i need 2 go find lan now ttyl
AndorPrincess75: i gtg find rand
I C AURAS: me 2
~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
?The Nerd suddenly froze as the doorbell rang, and exited from the chatroom in panic. It might be his mother, or his popular sister back from cheer practice.... slowly he opened the door to his room and winced as the brightness of the nite"lite in the hall hit his skin. Phew, it was only those girl scouts who sold boxes of easy mac. He purchased 24 more boxes, ignoring the sounds of disgust they made from his appearance. Then he retreated back into his lair and started hacking into mylittlepony.com.