Chapt 3
The Nerd was asleep on his bed, easy mac packets spread around him, a spoon in his mouth. Suddenly there was a knock on his door and he jumped up, sniffing the air. The door was suddenly thrust open and it revealed... his sister! He choked back a scream. Her hair has blonde and put in a pony tail, and it looked as though she would drown in makeup. She had her cheer uniform on, and was wearing stilettos.
?"You nerd, dinner is ready." Then she slammed the door. The Nerd's name was Jeremy, actually, but it is so funner to call him The Nerd. He had red hair and huge round red glasses and was excruciatingly pale. He was tall and smelled VERY bad. But most importantly he got up and walked to the door and was about to go eat dinner, when suddenly something started spazing on his computer. A notice flashed [ WIERDO CHAT IS UP]. The Nerd lunged at the computer and clicked [enter]. He locked the 7 locks on his door and sat down to watch.
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: do yaz like my sn?
I C AURAS: *MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: u spaz! and ya i like it
I C AURAS: hahahahahahehehehehehHEHEEEEheeehEEEEEhAAAAAAEEEEeeeeaAaaaahee
AndorPrincess75: ... min?
I C AURAS: what r u looking @?
AndorPrincess75: nothing.... nothing...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheFirstSwordOfAndor has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: GAWYN BABY!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: Egwene! :"D
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve u!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i luuuuuuuuuuuuurve u 2!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i had a dream about u last nite
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i no ;)
I C AURAS: i no 2, i saw it in ur aura...
Yellow Ajah Wilder: wow i really didn't no
AndorPrincess75: omg. my friend and my bother. ack!
I C AURAS: so nynaeve how was last nite?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: exruciatingly pleasurable *sigh*
I C AURAS: I MEANT DINNER!!!!! TMI TMI TMI!
AndorPrincess75: that was a definate overshare
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ya, it was
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *blush* well dinner was fine. i had ramen noodles.
AndorPrincess75: i had a pop tart and a pepsi one.
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i had a microwave pizza, but it exploded in the microwave...
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i had beans from a can, and uh, a sardine????
I C AURAS: i had soft fettacine noodles topped with cream alfredo sauce, tender chicken, and buttery broccoli and peas, cooked in white wine.
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ...
AndorPrincess75: ...
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ...
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: ...
I C AURAS: it was one of those new Lean Cuisine Bowls.
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ahhhhhh i c
AndorPrincess75: its all coming clear now
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Falcons Blacksmith Boi has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: attack of the ta'veren
imnotabloodylord: dude, my wife is bald
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: that sux
imnotabloodylord: dude, ur wife is a PHSYCO MANIAC
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: shut up!
Bow2urDragon22: none o my gals r pshyco OR bald, rite gals?
AndorPrincess75: rite randypookums!
I C AURAS: rite, but aviendha is a LOSER
I C AURAS: *cough* did u hear something
AndorPrincess75: she is kinda rite but moving on shes not bald
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Birgitte Silvrbow has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Birgitte Silvrbow: OMG MAT HOW IS OLVER!?!?!?!?!?!?
imnotabloodylord: fine
Birgitte Silvrbow: r u sure?
imnotabloodylord: yes
Birgitte Silvrbow: posotive?
imnotabloodylord: yes ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ugly Lttl Boy has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Birgitte Silvrbow: I LOVE U OLVER!!!!!!!
Ugly Lttl Boy: i luv u 2?
imnotabloodylord: OLVER how did u get a sn???
Ugly Lttl Boy: my uncles got me 1
imnotabloodylord: i must chat with them...
Birgitte Silvrbow: omg olver we have 2 hang out sometime soon
imnotabloodylord: no hes mine
Birgitte Silvrbow: mine!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: awww they're like a couple
Ugly Lttl Boy: ttyl mat
imnotabloodylord: byebye
Auto Response from Ugly Lttl Boy: im @ birgitte's house
imnotabloodylord: arg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! birgitte!!
Birgitte Silvrbow: hahahahaha ttyl SUCKER
imnotabloodylord: burn you!
Auto Response from Birgitte Silvrbow: im with olver, my favorite ugly lttl boy in the whole westlands!!!!!! YAY! p.s. mat" u r such a sucker
imnotabloodylord: i m not *sniff*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: oops gtg, Faile is calling me!
Bow2urDragon22: dude she owns u!
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: nuh uh!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Falcons Blacksmith Boi has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bow2urDragon22: guyz r totally supposed to own the girl, rite?
I C AURAS: no, sry baby
Yellow Ajah Wilder: they just think they r in charge but they're really not
AndorPrincess75: ya pretty much
Bow2urDragon22: its a conspiracy! im scared now
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: im not scared
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: its ok, dont lie hunny
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: min, god, why do u cackle so damn much???
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: o i give up
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: wow u no wut i really need a new sn
AndorPrincess75: ya, ya do
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheFirstSwordOfAndor has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: its sad, he is so dedicated yet i still m gonna rule Andor. *sigh*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~
Yellow Ajah Wilder: omg u retard
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ur 1 2 talk, nyn... u have all those random sns about Lan and how hes such a good"censored}
Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats different!!
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: seriously min, if u dont shut up v. soon...
I C AURAS: *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: WHATEVER
IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: so0o0o0o0o, what did yall do 2day?
AndorPrincess75: well i sat in a throne all day and ordered ppl around
I C AURAS: i sat in a bar and read ppls aruas for money. hehe
AndorPrincess75: so0o0o0o0o nynaeve, have u heard anything interesting about, like, anything 2day
Yellow Ajah Wilder: um
AndorPrincess75: what did u DO all day?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: nothing!
AndorPrincess75: nynaeve *stern voice*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: nothing happened! i swear!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ya, where WERE u? i came by 2 say hi but u weren't home... neither was Lan! that's weird.
I C AURAS: hey yanno whats funny, i went with Birgitte to go get some hay 4 her horses 2day and there were some ppl making out in the hay! so ya we ran away....
I C AURAS: *gasps in horror*
AndorPrincess75: *suddenly gets it*
AndorPrincess75: NYNAEVE!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: no! no! it wasn't me! i swear!
AndorPrincess75: *cough* ya, ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so guyz what r we talkin about?
I C AURAS: trust me, u do NOT want 2 no
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: tell me
I C AURAS: no really, u DONT wanna no
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: tell me now, or i will have 2 go 2 all the trouble 2 manipulate u into telling me! *arg*
AndorPrincess75: its nothing we r just talkin about nynaeve and lan in the hayloft 2day...
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so
AndorPrincess75: ... makin out....
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *eye twitches* excuse me?
AndorPrincess75: ... extensively ...
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *chants 'breath in, breath out' while eyes twitch uncontrollably*
I C AURAS: feel the calm, moiraine
AndorPrincess75: ur not mad r u *snicker*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills:... of course not. *twitch* so, nynaeve, *twitch* r u *twitch* enjoying.. *TWITCH* Lan?? *MAJOR TWITCHAGE*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: y yes i m. :"D
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *IRK*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: how nice of u 2 ask.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *feeling the calm* *feeling the calm*
AndorPrincess75: moiraine do u need 2 express ur feelings? y dont u step up and tell us about urself.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: O.O
I C AURAS: dont b shy now
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: hi, my name is, moiraine....????
I C AURAS: HI MOIRAINE! WELCOME!
AndorPrincess75: WELCOME MOIRAINE! DONT B AFRAID! now, tell us about ur problem.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i dont... have... a problem... what?
I C AURAS: *shakes head knowingly* denial
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i dont have a problem
AndorPrincess75: dont b afriad moiraine, this is a safe place.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ... phsyco
I C AURAS: come on moiraine, just tell us what is wrong!
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: er, well SHE *points finger at nynaeve* stole my former warder, and uh, now im warderless....
Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats cuz u DIED! he was so available!
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: YOU LITTLE"
AndorPrincess75: whoa whoa whoa, take a deep breath for me there. there you go. what else?
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: well...
?????1 Hour Later
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *SOB* and thats... it.
I C AURAS: wow, that was" intense, elayne?
AndorPrincess75: *snore*
I C AURAS: ok well" moiraine why r u turning red
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ITS ALL HER FAULT! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HER I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY RIGHT NOW! AHHHHHHHHHH! *lunges at nynaeve*
I C AURAS: whoa there!
AndorPrincess75: intervention!
AndorPrincess75: *pins moiraine down*
I C AURAS: omigosh, shes a rage"a"holic.
AndorPrincess75: its true!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: its TRUE!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: o come on, if any1 is a rage"a"holic its nynaeve!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: SAY THAT AGAIN MY LITTLE FRIEND
Yellow Ajah Wilder: i mean, um, i m rubber and u r glue" stuff bounces off of me and sticks 2 u! nya!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: omg im bored, i ttyl
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ILurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: no! waaaaaaaaait!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: i felt the urge 2 change sns
IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: its a gr8 choice, my luv
B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: :"D
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *COUGH* *COUGH* dunt care
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: btw im not a rage"a"holic
I C AURAS: yes u r. anywayz
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *eye twitches again* I M NOT A RAGE"A"HOLIC!!!! *pant* *pant*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya just keep tellin urself that buddy
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
?Suddenly the door in The Nerd (aka Jeremy)'s room was banged upon again, and suddenly opened by super"power lasers. There in the doorway stood The Nerd's mother. She was a short, fat, hunchbacked woman, but there was pure perseverance in her old wrinkly face that was mostly extra chins. She said, in an unidentifiable whiny voice,
?"Jeremy! You get down her and eat dinner with Jessi and Babushka and me right now!" The Nerd winced as the door slammed, and as he was reminded that his Babushka (grandmother) was living with him. The sudden noise had startled even his acute senses, and he had fallen on the keyboard and exited from the chat, but he managed to press a thingy that saved all the convos so he could read it when he got back from dinner, before he had pressed a bunch of bad buttons. He hurridly ran to do his mothers bidding before the wrath of the matriarch was known.
The Nerd was asleep on his bed, easy mac packets spread around him, a spoon in his mouth. Suddenly there was a knock on his door and he jumped up, sniffing the air. The door was suddenly thrust open and it revealed... his sister! He choked back a scream. Her hair has blonde and put in a pony tail, and it looked as though she would drown in makeup. She had her cheer uniform on, and was wearing stilettos.
?"You nerd, dinner is ready." Then she slammed the door. The Nerd's name was Jeremy, actually, but it is so funner to call him The Nerd. He had red hair and huge round red glasses and was excruciatingly pale. He was tall and smelled VERY bad. But most importantly he got up and walked to the door and was about to go eat dinner, when suddenly something started spazing on his computer. A notice flashed [ WIERDO CHAT IS UP]. The Nerd lunged at the computer and clicked [enter]. He locked the 7 locks on his door and sat down to watch.
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: do yaz like my sn?
I C AURAS: *MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: u spaz! and ya i like it
I C AURAS: hahahahahahehehehehehHEHEEEEheeehEEEEEhAAAAAAEEEEeeeeaAaaaahee
AndorPrincess75: ... min?
I C AURAS: what r u looking @?
AndorPrincess75: nothing.... nothing...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheFirstSwordOfAndor has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: GAWYN BABY!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: Egwene! :"D
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve u!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i luuuuuuuuuuuuurve u 2!
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i had a dream about u last nite
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i no ;)
I C AURAS: i no 2, i saw it in ur aura...
Yellow Ajah Wilder: wow i really didn't no
AndorPrincess75: omg. my friend and my bother. ack!
I C AURAS: so nynaeve how was last nite?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: exruciatingly pleasurable *sigh*
I C AURAS: I MEANT DINNER!!!!! TMI TMI TMI!
AndorPrincess75: that was a definate overshare
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ya, it was
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *blush* well dinner was fine. i had ramen noodles.
AndorPrincess75: i had a pop tart and a pepsi one.
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: i had a microwave pizza, but it exploded in the microwave...
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: i had beans from a can, and uh, a sardine????
I C AURAS: i had soft fettacine noodles topped with cream alfredo sauce, tender chicken, and buttery broccoli and peas, cooked in white wine.
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ...
AndorPrincess75: ...
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ...
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: ...
I C AURAS: it was one of those new Lean Cuisine Bowls.
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ahhhhhh i c
AndorPrincess75: its all coming clear now
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Falcons Blacksmith Boi has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: attack of the ta'veren
imnotabloodylord: dude, my wife is bald
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: that sux
imnotabloodylord: dude, ur wife is a PHSYCO MANIAC
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: shut up!
Bow2urDragon22: none o my gals r pshyco OR bald, rite gals?
AndorPrincess75: rite randypookums!
I C AURAS: rite, but aviendha is a LOSER
I C AURAS: *cough* did u hear something
AndorPrincess75: she is kinda rite but moving on shes not bald
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Birgitte Silvrbow has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Birgitte Silvrbow: OMG MAT HOW IS OLVER!?!?!?!?!?!?
imnotabloodylord: fine
Birgitte Silvrbow: r u sure?
imnotabloodylord: yes
Birgitte Silvrbow: posotive?
imnotabloodylord: yes ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ugly Lttl Boy has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Birgitte Silvrbow: I LOVE U OLVER!!!!!!!
Ugly Lttl Boy: i luv u 2?
imnotabloodylord: OLVER how did u get a sn???
Ugly Lttl Boy: my uncles got me 1
imnotabloodylord: i must chat with them...
Birgitte Silvrbow: omg olver we have 2 hang out sometime soon
imnotabloodylord: no hes mine
Birgitte Silvrbow: mine!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: awww they're like a couple
Ugly Lttl Boy: ttyl mat
imnotabloodylord: byebye
Auto Response from Ugly Lttl Boy: im @ birgitte's house
imnotabloodylord: arg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! birgitte!!
Birgitte Silvrbow: hahahahaha ttyl SUCKER
imnotabloodylord: burn you!
Auto Response from Birgitte Silvrbow: im with olver, my favorite ugly lttl boy in the whole westlands!!!!!! YAY! p.s. mat" u r such a sucker
imnotabloodylord: i m not *sniff*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: oops gtg, Faile is calling me!
Bow2urDragon22: dude she owns u!
Falcons Blacksmith Boi: nuh uh!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Falcons Blacksmith Boi has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bow2urDragon22: guyz r totally supposed to own the girl, rite?
I C AURAS: no, sry baby
Yellow Ajah Wilder: they just think they r in charge but they're really not
AndorPrincess75: ya pretty much
Bow2urDragon22: its a conspiracy! im scared now
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: im not scared
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: its ok, dont lie hunny
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: min, god, why do u cackle so damn much???
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: o i give up
TheFirstSwordOfAndor: wow u no wut i really need a new sn
AndorPrincess75: ya, ya do
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheFirstSwordOfAndor has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AndorPrincess75: its sad, he is so dedicated yet i still m gonna rule Andor. *sigh*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~
Yellow Ajah Wilder: omg u retard
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ur 1 2 talk, nyn... u have all those random sns about Lan and how hes such a good"censored}
Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats different!!
I C AURAS: *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: seriously min, if u dont shut up v. soon...
I C AURAS: *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*
AndorPrincess75: WHATEVER
IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: so0o0o0o0o, what did yall do 2day?
AndorPrincess75: well i sat in a throne all day and ordered ppl around
I C AURAS: i sat in a bar and read ppls aruas for money. hehe
AndorPrincess75: so0o0o0o0o nynaeve, have u heard anything interesting about, like, anything 2day
Yellow Ajah Wilder: um
AndorPrincess75: what did u DO all day?
Yellow Ajah Wilder: nothing!
AndorPrincess75: nynaeve *stern voice*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: nothing happened! i swear!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: ya, where WERE u? i came by 2 say hi but u weren't home... neither was Lan! that's weird.
I C AURAS: hey yanno whats funny, i went with Birgitte to go get some hay 4 her horses 2day and there were some ppl making out in the hay! so ya we ran away....
I C AURAS: *gasps in horror*
AndorPrincess75: *suddenly gets it*
AndorPrincess75: NYNAEVE!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: no! no! it wasn't me! i swear!
AndorPrincess75: *cough* ya, ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so guyz what r we talkin about?
I C AURAS: trust me, u do NOT want 2 no
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: tell me
I C AURAS: no really, u DONT wanna no
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: tell me now, or i will have 2 go 2 all the trouble 2 manipulate u into telling me! *arg*
AndorPrincess75: its nothing we r just talkin about nynaeve and lan in the hayloft 2day...
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so
AndorPrincess75: ... makin out....
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *eye twitches* excuse me?
AndorPrincess75: ... extensively ...
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *chants 'breath in, breath out' while eyes twitch uncontrollably*
I C AURAS: feel the calm, moiraine
AndorPrincess75: ur not mad r u *snicker*
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills:... of course not. *twitch* so, nynaeve, *twitch* r u *twitch* enjoying.. *TWITCH* Lan?? *MAJOR TWITCHAGE*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: y yes i m. :"D
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *IRK*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: how nice of u 2 ask.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *feeling the calm* *feeling the calm*
AndorPrincess75: moiraine do u need 2 express ur feelings? y dont u step up and tell us about urself.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: O.O
I C AURAS: dont b shy now
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: hi, my name is, moiraine....????
I C AURAS: HI MOIRAINE! WELCOME!
AndorPrincess75: WELCOME MOIRAINE! DONT B AFRAID! now, tell us about ur problem.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i dont... have... a problem... what?
I C AURAS: *shakes head knowingly* denial
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i dont have a problem
AndorPrincess75: dont b afriad moiraine, this is a safe place.
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ... phsyco
I C AURAS: come on moiraine, just tell us what is wrong!
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: er, well SHE *points finger at nynaeve* stole my former warder, and uh, now im warderless....
Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats cuz u DIED! he was so available!
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: YOU LITTLE"
AndorPrincess75: whoa whoa whoa, take a deep breath for me there. there you go. what else?
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: well...
?????1 Hour Later
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *SOB* and thats... it.
I C AURAS: wow, that was" intense, elayne?
AndorPrincess75: *snore*
I C AURAS: ok well" moiraine why r u turning red
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ITS ALL HER FAULT! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HER I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY RIGHT NOW! AHHHHHHHHHH! *lunges at nynaeve*
I C AURAS: whoa there!
AndorPrincess75: intervention!
AndorPrincess75: *pins moiraine down*
I C AURAS: omigosh, shes a rage"a"holic.
AndorPrincess75: its true!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: its TRUE!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: o come on, if any1 is a rage"a"holic its nynaeve!
Yellow Ajah Wilder: SAY THAT AGAIN MY LITTLE FRIEND
Yellow Ajah Wilder: i mean, um, i m rubber and u r glue" stuff bounces off of me and sticks 2 u! nya!
I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat: omg im bored, i ttyl
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_Am_The_Amyrlin_Seat has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ILurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: no! waaaaaaaaait!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: i felt the urge 2 change sns
IlurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: its a gr8 choice, my luv
B"E"A"YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: :"D
Yellow Ajah Wilder: *COUGH* *COUGH* dunt care
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: btw im not a rage"a"holic
I C AURAS: yes u r. anywayz
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *eye twitches again* I M NOT A RAGE"A"HOLIC!!!! *pant* *pant*
Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya just keep tellin urself that buddy
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
?Suddenly the door in The Nerd (aka Jeremy)'s room was banged upon again, and suddenly opened by super"power lasers. There in the doorway stood The Nerd's mother. She was a short, fat, hunchbacked woman, but there was pure perseverance in her old wrinkly face that was mostly extra chins. She said, in an unidentifiable whiny voice,
?"Jeremy! You get down her and eat dinner with Jessi and Babushka and me right now!" The Nerd winced as the door slammed, and as he was reminded that his Babushka (grandmother) was living with him. The sudden noise had startled even his acute senses, and he had fallen on the keyboard and exited from the chat, but he managed to press a thingy that saved all the convos so he could read it when he got back from dinner, before he had pressed a bunch of bad buttons. He hurridly ran to do his mothers bidding before the wrath of the matriarch was known.