Disclaimer: I still don't own Wheel of Time or any characters within. But I still own the Nerd, although i do not own Easy Mac.
I would just like to make this clear: why i have aviendha's sn as CHEER Maiden is i was trying 2 think of things that r kind of modern and popular, and so then i thought about those pants that have stuff written across the butt and they say SKATE, DANCE, CHEER or HOT and i figured skate and hot didnt really fit avi, and i totally like dancing so that left CHEER. if u dont like it, tough.

The Nerd wolfed his dinner and sprinted back to his room as fast as his pale, scrawny legs would carry him. He typed a bunch of stuff onto his keyboard, and got back into the chat so he could read all the stuff that they had written, since he had saved it somehow... *shrugs*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: im NOT a rage a holic. im not. im not. im not.

I C AURAS: u no wut u really need 2 get over denial

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: w/e the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

AndorPrincess75: wow, thats a lot of w's

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: moiraine, i command u 2 leave

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: u cant command me!

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: im the Amyrlin Seat, buddy

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ur only 18!

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: so?

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so, u cant boss me around

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: WHATEVER just get out!

ILurveEgwene4EvaAndEva: whoa i just had a sudden urge 2 go skiing....

Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya me 2!

AndorPrincess75: skiing sounds nifty

I C AURAS: YAY lets take a road trip!

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ... or not?

I C AURAS: lets all meet @ the coffee shop, cuz thats where me n rand r rite now

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: ok dok

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Every1 except Moiraine have left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Nerd frowned at the computer. He did not want to watch TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills talk to herself, whoever she was. This was not cool. Sigh, o well, he would just hack into another website.

*************************** 5 HOURS LATER **********************************

The Nerd had spent the last 5 hours downloading celtic music, hacking into chemistry websites. Chemistry was fascinating after all. But suddenly, he was interupted by a blinging sound. Thinking it was the cops coming to arrest him, Oh Nerdy One dove under his bed and shivered, trying to think up an excuse if the door was suddenly knocked down. But when no angry voices bellowed at him from outside, he slowly climbed out and peered suspiciously at the computer. It said:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

At last! He thought to himself, and leaped into his reclining desk chair to observe these weird people.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I C AURAS: hey elayne! wazzap?

AndorPrincess75: ntm u?

I C AURAS: isnt it weird that we r just across the room from each other, only on different computers?

AndorPrincess75: ya! we have 2 much spare time :)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CHEER Maiden has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CHEER Maiden: heya

I C AURAS: aloha

AndorPrincess75: u no wut the sad thing is

CHEER Maiden: wut

AndorPrincess75: all 3 of us r in the same room

CHEER Maiden: HA i no

AndorPrincess75: aiv, have u seen Birgitte?

CHEER Maiden: i think she went 2 the kids ski rental place 2 scope out ugly lttl boys

I C AURAS: omg shes like a child molester

AndorPrincess75: ....kind of

AndorPrincess75: YAY o look rand just came into the room!

I C AURAS: we no elayne, we can all c him 2

AndorPrincess75: o yay hes getting online

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Bow2urDragon22: y r we all online if im sitting rite next 2 all of u

I C AURAS: isnt it gr8

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I C AURAS: yoyo

AndorPrincess75: r yall both in the same room 2?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: chup

I C AURAS: heeheehee c rand i told u, this is the shiznet Yellow Ajah Wilder: so when r we all gonna go on the mt?

AndorPrincess75: i dunno when do u wanna?

AndorPrincess75: nynaeve?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: bhshf

Yellow Ajah Wilder: bdrb*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: brb . sry its hard 2 type with ur feet while ur being kissed

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *blush*

CHEER Maiden: wow Lan i think u should go in a different room then nynaeve

Yellow Ajah Wilder: NO!

I C AURAS: *raises eyebrows*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: well anywayz brb in like 10 minutes

I C AURAS: where r u going???

Auto Response from Yellow Ajah Wilder: in a SMALL warm cozy ski condo wit Lan *hint hint*

I C AURAS: im sry i asked

AndorPrincess75: well anyway

Bow2urDragon22: so chix im thinkin about learning how 2 snoboard

AndorPrincess75: *snarf*

CHEER Maiden: *snort*

I C AURAS: *cackle*

Bow2urDragon22: what??

AndorPrincess75: im sry rand, u no i luv u but... ur just... not..

CHEER Maiden: ur not the snoboarding type.

I C AURAS: ya. ur more the rule"the"universe"and"dont"fall"on"ur"ass"trying"2"snoboard type.

Bow2urDragon22: im hurt!

I C AURAS: im sry, the truth hurts.

Bow2urDragon22: i can snoboard!

I C AURAS: i c in ur aura that ur more of a skiier

CHEER Maiden: ya

AndorPrincess75: well u no wut rand, if u really wanna snoboard, i bet u'd like surfing!

AndorPrincess75: we could go to California, just u and me, and spend every day on the beach, me wearing a SMALL bikini....

I C AURAS: HEY....

Bow2urDragon22: hmmmmm sounds good.... but 1?st? im gonna go snoboard! rite now just 2 spite yall

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I C AURAS: bummer

AndorPrincess75: dubble bummer

CHEER Maiden: rats!

AndorPrincess75: well i think im gonna go interupt nynaeve, its been like 15 minutes and i think she and lan should b seperated for our sake since we r next door 2 them

I C AURAS: good idea

AndorPrincess75: bbs

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer has entered the room~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: yodel a hee hoo

I C AURAS: wassup

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: nm, im just horribly depressed

I C AURAS: y?

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: gawyn is out on the slopes! *sob*

CHEER Maiden: Gawyn Trakand will b back

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: how do i no he didnt meet some skiier hottie and run off with her?

I C AURAS: wow ur really paranoid aren't you

CHEER Maiden: he wont, dont worry

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer:? *SOB*?

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Yellow Ajah Wilder: GRRRRRRR I HATE U ELAYNE

AndorPrincess75: its 4 ur own good nynaeve

I C AURAS: well i c tweedledee and tweedledum r back

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: wut did she do?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: she made me come into her room, and made Lan move into the ski resort common room *glower* so no we r like miles apart. AND she made him sign off!

I C AURAS: and now there r 5 ppl in my room

I C AURAS: op now 4, rand just left 2 try snoboarding

Yellow Ajah Wilder: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slaps elayne*

AndorPrincess75: ow! light nynaeve!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: u deserved it

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *sulk*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Yellow Ajah Wilder: :"* :"* :"* :"* LAN I LOVE U :"* :"*

I C AURAS: c'mon lets keep this PG13 here

I Love Mashiara46: i love u 2

AndorPrincess75: nononononononon, Lan sign off! ur ruining my plan

I Love Mashiara46: ACK

Yellow Ajah Wilder: what is it my heart?

I Love Mashiara46: moiraine showed up at the table next 2 me...

I C AURAS: wait. how canu b on a computer and @ a table @ the same time?

I Love Mashiara46: i bought a laptop :"D

Yellow Ajah Wilder: let me @ her! Lan, dont listen 2 anything she says

I Love Mashiara46: she just asked me out

AndorPrincess75: Moiraine did?

I C AURAS: what did u say?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: I HATE HER

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: yoyo, dont b hatin'!

I C AURAS: hate is a strong word nynaeve

Yellow Ajah Wilder: rrrrrrrrrr

I Love Mashiara46: i said no obviously, min!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: I MUST GO KILL HER

AndorPrincess75: whoa there nelly

I C AURAS: wow this is amusing, watching elayne pin nynaeve down and locking the door all with the One Power

Yellow Ajah Wilder: argggggggg u suck elayne

AndorPrincess75: :)

Yellow Ajah Wilder whisper to I C AURAS: alright min heres the plan" U get up and go kill Moiraine! kk? I C AURAS: i dunno nynaeve, i dont wanna go kill her 4 u

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *doh!* u were supposed 2 whisper it 2 me!

AndorPrincess75: u guys r idiots

I Love Mashiara46: *draws sword* nynaeve is NOT an idiot!

AndorPrincess75: jp jp

I C AURAS: *draws knives* i m NOT an idiot

AndorPrincess75: im afriad u r

I C AURAS: fine

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: *groan* where is gawyn?

I Love Mashiara46: i saw him @ the foor bar

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: was he alone???

I Love Mashiara46: yes, he told me he wished u were there but u said u didnt want 2 ski

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: awwwwwww! must.... go....... find.......... him..........

AndorPrincess75: have fun with that

B"E"A"YOOOOtiful Dreamer: l8r, lyl

Yellow Ajah Wilder: come on elayne, pwetty pwetty pweeeeeease let me go 2 lan! pweeeease! :(

AndorPrincess75: im afraid of the consequences

I C AURAS: i want cotton candy

CHEER Maiden: what?

I C AURAS: cotton candy!

I C AURAS: I NEED COTTON CANDY! AHHHHHHHH!

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I Love Mashiara46: whoa, i just saw min zoom through the building to the cotton candy stand Yellow Ajah Wilder: *shakes head*

CHEER Maiden: im gonna go find Birgitte Silverbow, ttyl

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AndorPrincess75: where r they all going!!!!!!!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: face the factz. every1 is gone. now let me go!

AndorPrincess75: *sigh* fine

Yellow Ajah Wilder: YAY im free! Lan, im coming!!!!!!!

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AndorPrincess75: alright fine im leaving

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The Nerd suddenly had the urge to go skiing too, but he ignored it. His place was here amongst the computers. The Nerd closed the chat and snuk outside to his kitchen. He had barely chewed his food, and he thought he had swallowed a few fish bones whole. He got some Ovaltine out of the cabinet and some gouda cheese out of the fridge. As he sipped the chocolaty goodness and ate the blocks of cheese, he looked out the window. His breath was knocked out of him. The most beautiful girl he had ever seen was walking by his window, seemingly in slow"mo. She had itchy looking red hair, which hung limply around her boney shoulders, and ginormous red glasses like his. She had tons of freckles" or possibly pimples, it was hard to tell" speckling her face. She was probably about 5 feet tall. When she turned and saw him staring at her, she smiled, revealing unusually large front teeth capped with lime green and purple braces. She was wearing a plaid sundress. Any other person might have hurled at the sight of her, but The Nerd was speechless. It was a Nerdette. The "I Believe In Miracles" song was running though his head. She waved a pudgy hand at him, and he fell out of his chair. She giggled, a disgusting sound that shamed all normal giggles , and he ran to the door but when he opened it she was gone down the street. Damn, so close. The Nerd wandered back to his room and lay down, and fell asleep, dreaming sweet dreams of the Nerdette.