The Nerd awoke suddenly, feeling the presence of the Nerdette. He leapt to his door and scrambled to the window in his living room.... sure enough, 5 minutes later the Nerd Girl skipped down the street. The Nerd melted. All of a sudden, though, he was whacked on the head with a broom. He spun around and came face"to"face with his hunchbacked troll of a mother.

"Get in bed! It 5:00 in morning! Bed! Bed!" The Nerd jumped at the sound of her thick transylvanian accent. He sprinted into his room and locked all the padlocks before she could reach him. She banged on the door some more and shouted,

"Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!" and then retreated again. The Nerd let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Being extremely bored, and needing to get his mind off the stunning Nerdette, he observed his computers. He signed onto his screenname, Nerd035, and saw that none of his 1 buddies were on. That was weird, because the only person on his buddy list was a robot, SmarterChild. Oh well. He put up his away message, "Hacking the plant leave a message", and then went into My Documents and Weirdo Chat. It was empty at the moment, but he might as well wait until someone signed on. Suddenly someone did.

~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CrazyManInRandsHead has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~

CrazyManInRandsHead: kill them! kill them all!!!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Lews'sGal has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

CrazyManInRandsHead: ILYEEEEEENAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lews'sGal: wow u really need 2 take a deep breath

CrazyManInRandsHead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILYEEEENA *sob*

Lews'sGal: im leaving now

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Lews'sGal has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CrazyManInRandsHead: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kill theeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmm o well

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

CrazyManInRandsHead: hello clarice

Bow2urDragon22: o light not u again

CrazyManInRandsHead: MUA HA HA HA HA *hack* *choke* haAaAaAaaha

Bow2urDragon22: what ever



CrazyManInRandsHead: im the real dragon reborn u no

Bow2urDragon22: no ur not, i m!

CrazyManInRandsHead: hate 2 break it 2 ya son

Bow2urDragon22: im special!!! *whaaaaaaaaaaa*

CrazyManInRandsHead: no ur not. now kill them alllllllllll!!

Bow2urDragon22: no! *sulk*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CrazyManInRandsHead: heeheehee

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

CrazyManInRandsHead: *mutters 2 self*

imnotabloodylord: hey ur that crazy man in rands head aren't ya

CrazyManInRandsHead: thats my name, dont wear it out

imnotabloodylord: ...

CrazyManInRandsHead: sry, i just watched Grease for the billionth time

imnotabloodylord: ok then i think ill leave u and jon travolta alone now

CrazyManInRandsHead: ya hes in my head, like im in rands head

imnotabloodylord: hey does that mean that jon travolta is the previous dragon reborn??

CrazyManInRandsHead: that would b scary

imnotbloodylord: yeah it would!

CrazyManInRandsHead: stop that line of thinking. kill them alll........

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ imnotabloodylord has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CrazyManInRandsHead: bummer, i thought that convo was going fairly well



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CrazyManInRandsHead has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The Nerd shrugged. That was odd. He was almost inspired to go to sleep or listen to spiritual music when another bling sounded.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AndorPrincess75 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

AndorPrincess75: nynaeve! where r u?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: my room. u?

AndorPrincess75: same. did u find Lan when i let u go yesterday?

Yellow Ajah Wilder:... no comment

AndorPrincess75: no really did u?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *giggle*

AndorPrincess75: U GIGGLED!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i did NOT giggle

AndorPrincess75: dont deny it, u no u did!!!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i do NOT giggle.

AndorPrincess75: well anyway, DID U FIND LAN???

Yellow Ajah Wilder: yes, but thats all im saying

AndorPrincess75: ok doke

AndorPrincess75: so where is Lan?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: somewhere... near me... ok, like, im on top of him.....

AndorPrincess75: OMG

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: wow thats the 1?st? thing i saw

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: bad 1?st? impression

AndorPrincess75: NYNAEVE have u no self control????

Yellow Ajah Wilder: no, i dont *hangs head*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: im addicted

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: Lan Dependency *shakes head sadly*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: hes not a drug! drugs are BAD (kids, dont do drugs) and Lan is gooooood *dreamy blissful sigh*

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: ::cough:: gawyn is better

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i think not!

AndorPrincess75: whatever we all no rand is the best, but moving on.... nynaeve i want u 2 do something 4 me

Yellow Ajah Wilder: what

AndorPrincess75: i want u 2 go 24 hours without touching Lan

Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats kinda hard im sitting on top of him rite now

AndorPrincess75: well get off!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: fine! but he might wake up. and then i cant garuntee he wont touch me

Yellow Ajah Wilder: ^_^

AndorPrincess75: waitwaitwait

AndorPrincess75: ok go 24 hours without kissing him.

Yellow Ajah Wilder: can he kiss me?

AndorPrincrss75: no

Yellow Ajah Wilder: ok, well can i just*BLEEP* him then and not kiss him?

AndorPrincess75: no!!!!!!!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: fine. :(

AndorPrincess75: ok so just dont do anything 2 him 2day, alright?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: whats in in 4 me exactly?

AndorPrincess75: its 4 my sake ?and? yours. im breaking ur BAD habit 4 u

Yellow Ajah Wilder: thx i guess....

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: wow i wonder if this will actually work

AndorPrincess75: of course it will, shut up!

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: im bored, lets sing christmas carols

AndorPrincess75: jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: o wut fun it is 2 ride in a 1 horse open sleigh, hey!

AndorPrincess75: jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: o wut fun it is 2 ride in a 1 horse open sleigh

AndorPrincess75: dashing through the snow

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: in a 1 horse open sleigh

AndorPrincess75: o'er feilds we go

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: dude u spelt fields wrong

AndorPrincess75: no i didnt

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: ya definately did. im smart, i no these things

AndorPrincess75: fine. o'er FIELDS we go...

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: nah, the momentums gone

AndorPrincess75: it kind of is *sigh*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *twitches*

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: whats up? Yellow Ajah Wilder: *twitches again*

AndorPrincess75: nynaeve wut r u doing

Yellow Ajah Wilder: im having..... Lan.... with"drawel!

AndorPrincess75: OMG wut is ur damage

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i just... cant..... not.... kiss....... him......

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: take a deep breath

Yellow Ajah Wilder: urge.... getting..... stronger....

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: inhale

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: exhale

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: say it with me now

AndorPrincess75: nynaeve, its only been like 10 minutes

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *eyes bulging*

'

Yellow Ajah Wilder: AHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

AndorPrincess75: nynaeve?

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: yello?

AndorPrincess75: NYNAEVE?

AndorPrincess75: NYNAEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: let me guess what shes doing

AndorPrincess75: not a word

Yellow Ajah Wilder: sry guyz, i had to uh.... go get my uh........ shawl...... thats what i was doing i swear

AndorPrincess75: riiiiiiiiiiite

Yellow Ajah Wilder: no really! I" o screw it! i cant resist! brb



B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: moving on

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so whats up yo? whats the dealio

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: omg that is so 10 yrs ago

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: w/e. so what is up

AndorPrincess75: NOTHING

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: hmmmmm. hey, nynaeve is away! I wonder what shes doin

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: i dunno......

AndorPrincess75: probably something V. appropriate

B E A YOOOOOtiful Dreamer: yup im sure it has nothing 2 do with lan

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i should think not

Yellow Ajah Wilder: alright yall im back

Yellow Ajah Wilder: if u luv 2 kiss lan press 456!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: 456456456456456456456456456456456456456456456465456456456!!!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: o, UR here

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: chup and i think thats very out of line nynaeve! u shouldnt b kissing lan unless ur married

Yellow Ajah Wilder: we R, stupid

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: o yeah

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I C AURAS: hey yall!!!!!!

AndorPrincess75: min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :"D

Yellow Ajah Wilder: OMG U EVIL PIG HES MINE GET OVER IT

I C AURAS: whats going on here

AndorPrncess75: nynaeve " moiraine catfight

I C AURAS: ahhhhhhh

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: no i dont think so!!! and y would u want 2 kiss him anywayz? i mean hes OLD and UGLY and STONY and WRINKLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: thats low

Yellow Ajah Wilder: and u shouldnt b talking, ur like 300 years old!

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: no!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: whatever

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i mean he IS better than rand but thats not saying much

I C AURAS: HEY HEY

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: what? its true

I C AURAS: uve gone 2 far

AndorPrincess75: o light not u 2

I C AURAS: press 4 if u HATE moiraine beyond reasoning!

I C AURAS: 44444444444444

Yellow Ajah Wilder: 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

AndorPrincess75: 3

I C AURAS: its 4, not 3

AndorPrincess75: i dont hate her beyond reasoning, i just hate her bc rand hates her

I C AURAS: o

I C AURAS: 444444444444444444444444444444444

AndorPrincess75: 333333333333333333

Yellow Ajah Wilder: 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I Love Mashiara46: hello

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: we were just talking about u lan

I Love Mashiara46:

I Love Mashiara46: i think ill leave now

Yellow Ajah Wilder: NO!!!!!!!!!!

AndorPrincess75: what do u care? hes in the same room as u!

I Love Mashiara46: actually now im in the lounge. nynaeve was getting a lttl obsessive so i moved

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *blush*

AndorPrincess75: o god

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: anyway i could use a new warder lan *HINT*

I Love Mashiara46: um, no

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: y not! we used 2 have so much fun

I Love Mashiara46: yeah, u ordering me around, me waiting on u hand and foot... good times, good times.

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love Mashiara46: sry its not gonna work out

Yellow Ajah Wilder: *smirk*

I C AURAS: i wanna cookie

AndorPrincess75: random!

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: fine. i must sing a song about my misery:

" i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girlfriend

i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girlfriend

i hope i hold a special place with the rest of them

i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girlfriend

now im anotha ex girlfriend on ya list

but we shoulda thought of that before we kissed

now im anotha ex girlfriend on ya list

but we shoulda thought of that before we kissed



o i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girlfriend

i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girlfriend

i hope i hold a special place with the rest of them

i kinda always knew id end up ur ex girl friend..."

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i LOVE No Doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY they r the best band in the wurld

I Love Mashiara46: moiraine, we never kissed and u weren't my girlfriend

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so? i like that song

Yellow Ajah Wilder: me 2!

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: no way!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: wow u aren't as horrible as i thought u were

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: u either

I C AURAS: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :) but i still wanna cookie

AndorPrincess75L *gives min a cookie*



I C AURAS: no i mean i REALLY wanna cookie.

I C AURAS: NO WAIT

I C AURAS: cotton candy. i want cotton candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ iCottonCandyChic has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

iCottonCandyChic: hey yall its min!

AndorPrincess75: OBSESSED

iCottonCandyChic: yes i m. cotton candy frappes r da best! Mmmmmmm :"P

The Nerd licked his lips and wanted a cotton candy frappe. He got up off his computer and charged to the store, bought a octuple tall cotton candy frappe and came back with a 79 oz cup. He slurped it slowly as he lurked in his world. After 10 sips his delicate stomach felt sick so he stuck it in the freezer in his room which was full of easy mac packets. He noticed a single ray of sun coming through his heavy duty shades, and so he slopped sunscreen on just in case.