This is a parody of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'", which I also do not own, and you've probably already figured out. You should probably have the song on/sing along for the best effect.
Dedicated to Necro, because he loves Journey, even though he calls me a nerd. :P
Don't Stop Believin' (OK so the title's not so original...)
Just a small hobbit
Livin' in Bag End.
He took Sauron's ring, goin' everywhere.
Just a gardener
Born and raised by his Gaffer.
He took a pledge to follow him everywhere.
A ranger in a smoky room
Says he'll take them to Mount Doom.
With his help they can win the fight,
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Strangers traveling
All around Middle Earth,
And Sauron searching in the night.
Strange races of people
Following with strong devotion,
Hiking somewhere in the night.
When I thought I'd had my fill,
Every second there's a thrill;
Some new devilry that will entice me
Just one more time.
Will they win, will Sauron lose?
Can I figure out these clues?
Oh, the movie never ends,
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Strangers traveling
All around Middle Earth,
And Sauron searching in the night.
Strange races of people
Following with strong devotion,
Hiking somewhere in the night.
(They) don't stop believin'
(They) hold on to that ring
Strange little people
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Also check out my other parody "Livin' on the Bread" to "Livin' on a Prayer" if you enjoyed this.
Once again, R/R as you see fit!