Disclaimer:We all know i dont own pokemon,I do however own my self,and a 50 pound box of candy bars.(I dont own candy bars either,even though i wish i did)
This is my 1st insanity fic,so i dont mind flames(Heh it might even help me.) IF you do reveiw,and since im kind i aint gonna pressure you to reveiw.Now enough of all my crap.
"Error you are too pink to enter!" Yelled Ash.A Tulip ate Tracey."Oh no!All my Poke'mon are blue!"Screamed Misty."My belly botton fell off!"Yelled brock who got eaten by a giant foot."I smell feet"Lance said mysteriously.Tracey fell into a crack on the sidewalk and drowned."I hate you,you hate me"Sang Koga.A Burger King fell on Zec."NOOO!"Cried Zec.Ash's leg farted."EAT ME!"Yelled a breadstick."But i broke my fart!"Replied May."My kitchen is bleeding!"Screamed Whitney who fell off a 54989225762557 story building."Soon i shall rule my backyard!"Luaghed Mewtwo.Pineapples took over the world and renamed everyone apple,and painted them orange.Zec got out from under the Burger king then a McDonalds fell on him."AHH!"Yelled Zec.Misty stole ash's foot."Who took my burger king?"Questioned Ash."My face is green!"Replied Bruno.Brock told the kids a story about the birds and the pineapples.Tracey was sent to the Sun and he died cuse he got too wet,and a breadstick ate the body then got burnt to death."I'm a big oven,big and fat."Sang Jasmine.Gary challenged Ash to a granpa fight.Ash stole Zec's candy bars."NOO!"Cried Zec.Then another building fell on him."I don't get paid enough for this."Complained Zec."I jump higher than a toilet!"Said Mew who was flying on a pizza."you want a peice of me?"Asked a Metapod."I have discovered that a new Poke'mon,named Tracey,Is needed for research so i ask you to watch TV"Said Professer Oak."F*** fats"Replied Togepi."Oops the Tracey fainted and died" Said Professer Oak."I'm gonna be a grandma master!"Shouted Ash."AHAHAHA I will destroy all the buildings in the world!"Luaghed Zec,who afterwords,got crushed by another building.Tracey was hit by a pebble and he died."Ooops i did it again"Sang Professer Oak."I am the pizza lord!"Yelled Morty.A pizza fell on Pikachu."Who put a rock on my head?"Asked Pikachu."Today my backyard,and tommorow MY PORCH!"Yelled Mewtwo."Ash! i am your father!"Said a blade of grass."Really?"Asked Ash."No"Replied the blade of grass."MY TEA CUP IS EATING ME!"Screamed Koga.Will killed the teacup."WILL! I am your father!"Said Karen."No you arn't your a girl,and my father is on the moon and anyways how old are you?"Replied Will.Tracey got hit by a gust of wind and was sent all the way in the air and didn't come down."My greatest plan yet!"Said James.Brock turned into a peanut."NO! I CAN'T BE BEATEN MY MEAT!"Screamed Cyril who was obviously supposed to be on the Star Ocean fics.Bruno ate an airplane."I would've gotten away with it too,if it wern't for you meddling pineapples and your stupid apple!"Yelled Zec who was being arrested for destroying a McDonalds.A hamburger ripped Traceys toenail off."MM,arm bands"Said the hamburger."A hamburger! I must Draw it!"Said Tracey,who was killed by the wind's fart."To kill Tracey pull finger."Said Ash."HEY!How come Ash gets so many lines!"Said Misty,Who stopped the whole insanity stuff so i could answer the question."Becuase i said so,so on with the insanity!"Replied Zec."Your lucky numbers today are 11,9,12,12,20,18,3,5,25.(kill tracey)"Replied Ash."But i'm an onion!"Argued Brock.And lastly,Ash moved to Pluto.
If it was too short ill try and make it longer next time,if you dont want it in paraghraph form just tell me in a reveiw or email! INSANITY!
This is my 1st insanity fic,so i dont mind flames(Heh it might even help me.) IF you do reveiw,and since im kind i aint gonna pressure you to reveiw.Now enough of all my crap.
"Error you are too pink to enter!" Yelled Ash.A Tulip ate Tracey."Oh no!All my Poke'mon are blue!"Screamed Misty."My belly botton fell off!"Yelled brock who got eaten by a giant foot."I smell feet"Lance said mysteriously.Tracey fell into a crack on the sidewalk and drowned."I hate you,you hate me"Sang Koga.A Burger King fell on Zec."NOOO!"Cried Zec.Ash's leg farted."EAT ME!"Yelled a breadstick."But i broke my fart!"Replied May."My kitchen is bleeding!"Screamed Whitney who fell off a 54989225762557 story building."Soon i shall rule my backyard!"Luaghed Mewtwo.Pineapples took over the world and renamed everyone apple,and painted them orange.Zec got out from under the Burger king then a McDonalds fell on him."AHH!"Yelled Zec.Misty stole ash's foot."Who took my burger king?"Questioned Ash."My face is green!"Replied Bruno.Brock told the kids a story about the birds and the pineapples.Tracey was sent to the Sun and he died cuse he got too wet,and a breadstick ate the body then got burnt to death."I'm a big oven,big and fat."Sang Jasmine.Gary challenged Ash to a granpa fight.Ash stole Zec's candy bars."NOO!"Cried Zec.Then another building fell on him."I don't get paid enough for this."Complained Zec."I jump higher than a toilet!"Said Mew who was flying on a pizza."you want a peice of me?"Asked a Metapod."I have discovered that a new Poke'mon,named Tracey,Is needed for research so i ask you to watch TV"Said Professer Oak."F*** fats"Replied Togepi."Oops the Tracey fainted and died" Said Professer Oak."I'm gonna be a grandma master!"Shouted Ash."AHAHAHA I will destroy all the buildings in the world!"Luaghed Zec,who afterwords,got crushed by another building.Tracey was hit by a pebble and he died."Ooops i did it again"Sang Professer Oak."I am the pizza lord!"Yelled Morty.A pizza fell on Pikachu."Who put a rock on my head?"Asked Pikachu."Today my backyard,and tommorow MY PORCH!"Yelled Mewtwo."Ash! i am your father!"Said a blade of grass."Really?"Asked Ash."No"Replied the blade of grass."MY TEA CUP IS EATING ME!"Screamed Koga.Will killed the teacup."WILL! I am your father!"Said Karen."No you arn't your a girl,and my father is on the moon and anyways how old are you?"Replied Will.Tracey got hit by a gust of wind and was sent all the way in the air and didn't come down."My greatest plan yet!"Said James.Brock turned into a peanut."NO! I CAN'T BE BEATEN MY MEAT!"Screamed Cyril who was obviously supposed to be on the Star Ocean fics.Bruno ate an airplane."I would've gotten away with it too,if it wern't for you meddling pineapples and your stupid apple!"Yelled Zec who was being arrested for destroying a McDonalds.A hamburger ripped Traceys toenail off."MM,arm bands"Said the hamburger."A hamburger! I must Draw it!"Said Tracey,who was killed by the wind's fart."To kill Tracey pull finger."Said Ash."HEY!How come Ash gets so many lines!"Said Misty,Who stopped the whole insanity stuff so i could answer the question."Becuase i said so,so on with the insanity!"Replied Zec."Your lucky numbers today are 11,9,12,12,20,18,3,5,25.(kill tracey)"Replied Ash."But i'm an onion!"Argued Brock.And lastly,Ash moved to Pluto.
If it was too short ill try and make it longer next time,if you dont want it in paraghraph form just tell me in a reveiw or email! INSANITY!