Disclaimer:Like i said before i dont own Poke'mon but i do own my wings,my tail,and my sword...I think.

One day Zec was buying candy bars when he got hit in the head with a baseball."Ow.at least it's not a building!"Yelled Zec.Mew poped out of nowhere and ate Tracey then disapeared."Oh no im a speaker!"Screamed Flareon."I will eat you!"Said Will."My foot is part of a balanced and nutricious breakfeast"Stated Bruno."1+1 is 120!"replied Tracey."MY CARROT RAN OUT OF BATTERIES!"Screamed Jigglypuff.Zec punched Sabrina and she turned him into a doll."Dolls!"Shouted Sabrina."Someone smells magically delicious."Stated Ash.A sock rolled in mud and evolved into Dirtysock."Now! i will take over my porch!"Yelled Mewtwo."Stop talking to my tail!"Replied Mew.An apple cut Zec's tail off."NO! I love my tail!"Cried Zec.Tracey fell into ash's shirt,and Ash beat him up with a Magikarp."Now i can finnaly catch a Tracey!"Yelled Professer Oak."That Traceys mine!"Argued Will."Oh no people are fighting over a Tracey!"Screamed Misty."I'm made out of paper!"Replied May."I am Fruity tootie."Said Gary."Old Grandma GO!"Replied Ash."Now i will take over the world!"Said Zec,then a 500 ton Icecream fell on him."Ouch."Said Zec.The apples are sacrificing Zec's tail to the apple god."I'm gonna kick my ear."Said Togepi."WHY! WHY AM I PURPLE!"Screamed Misty."Your not purple Misty."Replied Ash."Ooops im in the wrong fic again"Said Cyril."Who's that on my head!"Replied Brock."And now for a limited time green Lugia plushies!"Said someone."I'm not a plushie!"Replied Zec."MM this wallpaper is tasty"Said Lance who got beat up by the owner of the home."Never eat my house again!"Shouted the person.Tracey turned into a nut.An apple threw Zec into an oven."No! im the creator of this story! you cant do this to me!"Complained Zec."Food!"Replied an apple.Ash eats Pluto."YOU ATE PLUTO!"Yelled Mickey Mouse."Oops"Replied Ash.Ash touched Tracey and he died."Oops"Said Ash."Ash gets too many lines! and so doese Zec!"Replied Misty."It's becuase im the author and he's a main character of the fic."Stated Zec."I smell like muffins!"Said Whitney."Eat her my birds!"Replied Falkner."I'm so smart!"Said Ash."Then whats 0+1!"Replied Zec who was sat on by Steelix."This chair is comfy!"Said Steelix."Today i concured my porch."Said Mewtwo."I'll trade you this green Lugia for the porch!"Yelled an apple."Deal!"Replied Mewtwo."I hate you apples."Said Zec."I miss my belly button!"Cried Brock."I wonder whos belly button this is?"Wondered Meowth."MY BELLY BUTTON!"Replied Brock.And lastly,a dirty sock ate Tracey and saved the world.

Zec walks in to end the story and is missing his tail,is charred,has bruises all over him,and has Ice cream on him."I hate my luck anyway, insanity rules all"