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"I am god!"yelled will who was floating in the air."I am your father still!"Replied Karen."How old are you again!"Asked Will.Tracey got shoved in a fireplace and he died.Zec's chair broke."NO! MY favorite chair!"Cried Zec."That's what Lugias get for being fat!"Replied Misty."I am Misty-err I mean Ash HEAR ME FART!"Said Ash.Falkner eats himself.Whitney asked Tracey out."Someone loves me!"Shouted Tracey who got shot in the head."OH MY GOD THEY KILLED TRACEY!...Oh well."Said Whitney.Zec's left wing's feathers fell off then his wing fell off."WAHH! Why! WHY!"Complained Zec."I dunno."Replied Ash."I am a sugar head!"Said Koga who was somehow licking his head."Why do i keep ending up here"Said Cyril."Cuse your teleporting powers suck"Replied Will."Now will is getting bunches of lines!"Said Misty."Becuase Will is my favorite Character"Replied Zec.Misty tears Zec's other wing off."I hate my f***ing life"Said Zec."Hey I wonder how much this would sell for?"Wondered Misty."Why,that would sell for one Bruno Foot!"Replied a salesman."You know people should really keep their wings to their selves,heres yours"Replied misty.(thats from sleep walkers lol)"I'm a little toilet,small and stinky!"Sang Hoothoot."STAMPEDE!"Yelled Ash.Tracey turns into a suasage.A pair of underwear waged war with a dirty sock."GO UNDERWEAR!"Yelled Will."YEAH! GO UNDERWEAR!"Yelled Zec who got sat on by a Snorlax while watching the fight."Did i sit on something?"Asked snorlax."Probably a bug."Replied will."I have cuaght 157 diffrent kinds of old grandmas!"Said Ash."Well I have cuaght a fruity bootey!"Replied Gary while eating a table."I'll see you in my armpits."Said Karen.Zec fell into a swamp."AHH! LEECHES!"Yelled Zec."Who stole the anchovie from the cookie pot?"Sang Ash."I did"Replied Mewtwo."You wernt supposed to tell mewfool!"Yelled Tracey who got stepped on by a bug.Everyone threw dogs at Zec."AH! What did i do!"Asked Zec?"We dunno"Everyone answered."I'm gonna eat you all!"Chuck yelled a mouse."There's a fox in my toilet!"Yelled Brock."HELP!"Yelled Fox Mcloud from the toilet.An apple eats Zec's leg."Oh god why dont yall beat up Tracey instead"Said Zec who was in pain,then a building fell on him."COOL! ZECS DEAD!"Yelled Falkner."I'm not dead now help me."Replied Zec."I AM YOUR FATHER!"Yelled Karen."Oops wrong person."Said Karen.A dog comes by and kicks Zec in his groin."OWWWWWWW"Said Zec.Tracey fell on an eraser and died.And finnaly,Zec got hit in the head by a telephone pole.
Zec walks in in and is missing both of his wings as well as his tail,and he has dogs biting on him."Oh god,life is so cruel."
"I am god!"yelled will who was floating in the air."I am your father still!"Replied Karen."How old are you again!"Asked Will.Tracey got shoved in a fireplace and he died.Zec's chair broke."NO! MY favorite chair!"Cried Zec."That's what Lugias get for being fat!"Replied Misty."I am Misty-err I mean Ash HEAR ME FART!"Said Ash.Falkner eats himself.Whitney asked Tracey out."Someone loves me!"Shouted Tracey who got shot in the head."OH MY GOD THEY KILLED TRACEY!...Oh well."Said Whitney.Zec's left wing's feathers fell off then his wing fell off."WAHH! Why! WHY!"Complained Zec."I dunno."Replied Ash."I am a sugar head!"Said Koga who was somehow licking his head."Why do i keep ending up here"Said Cyril."Cuse your teleporting powers suck"Replied Will."Now will is getting bunches of lines!"Said Misty."Becuase Will is my favorite Character"Replied Zec.Misty tears Zec's other wing off."I hate my f***ing life"Said Zec."Hey I wonder how much this would sell for?"Wondered Misty."Why,that would sell for one Bruno Foot!"Replied a salesman."You know people should really keep their wings to their selves,heres yours"Replied misty.(thats from sleep walkers lol)"I'm a little toilet,small and stinky!"Sang Hoothoot."STAMPEDE!"Yelled Ash.Tracey turns into a suasage.A pair of underwear waged war with a dirty sock."GO UNDERWEAR!"Yelled Will."YEAH! GO UNDERWEAR!"Yelled Zec who got sat on by a Snorlax while watching the fight."Did i sit on something?"Asked snorlax."Probably a bug."Replied will."I have cuaght 157 diffrent kinds of old grandmas!"Said Ash."Well I have cuaght a fruity bootey!"Replied Gary while eating a table."I'll see you in my armpits."Said Karen.Zec fell into a swamp."AHH! LEECHES!"Yelled Zec."Who stole the anchovie from the cookie pot?"Sang Ash."I did"Replied Mewtwo."You wernt supposed to tell mewfool!"Yelled Tracey who got stepped on by a bug.Everyone threw dogs at Zec."AH! What did i do!"Asked Zec?"We dunno"Everyone answered."I'm gonna eat you all!"Chuck yelled a mouse."There's a fox in my toilet!"Yelled Brock."HELP!"Yelled Fox Mcloud from the toilet.An apple eats Zec's leg."Oh god why dont yall beat up Tracey instead"Said Zec who was in pain,then a building fell on him."COOL! ZECS DEAD!"Yelled Falkner."I'm not dead now help me."Replied Zec."I AM YOUR FATHER!"Yelled Karen."Oops wrong person."Said Karen.A dog comes by and kicks Zec in his groin."OWWWWWWW"Said Zec.Tracey fell on an eraser and died.And finnaly,Zec got hit in the head by a telephone pole.
Zec walks in in and is missing both of his wings as well as his tail,and he has dogs biting on him."Oh god,life is so cruel."