Chapter 3

Hayate's POV

So there I was, in a room where I was center of attention. Anyway that cute guy in red silky decorative clothing told Lei, "Please wait outside." Lei bowed and went out, leaving me. Suddenly a ball of fire came out of nowhere and from the fire a winged guy came out. He was also cute. Tengu's relative? No that was impossible. Tengu's such an ugly ass. So who could this be? "Allow me to introduce myself," he spoke, "I am Suzaku, the protector of the South. I am the one who brought you here. Welcome Hayate- sama." I haven't been called 'Hayate-sama' in a long time and especially not by the protector of the South. "How do you know my name and why have you brought me here?" I asked. "I just know! The reason why I brought you here because my seishi, along with the seishis of the other animal gods, want their wishes to be granted. But of course that is impossible because their mikos are not virgins and they summoned us before but since they're all together we made an exception. If in 7 weeks they take good care of you and keep you happy, I will grant their wishes," he replied. "What? You brought me here because I have to be their pet for 7 weeks. Do you know the consequences of my absence? Our clan might go boom!!" I said with much panic. "Daijoubu. Your clan is made up of highly intelligent ninjas that can think for themselves," he said to me calmly. "I guess your right. Besides I don't think there's an important event on the seven weeks to come." "Suzaku-sama," a voice chirped. It was a brown haired girl who was sitting beside the cute guy dressed in red, silky, decorative clothing. "Yes, my miko," Suzaku said sweetly. I saw the cute guy in red flinch a bit. "Could you introduce her to us?" Her. She thinks I'm a 'her'. "Okay then, this Hayate the leader of the Mugen Tenshin Tenjinmon clan," he said while gesturing to me. "Hi there," I said and bowed. "Hayate? But isn't that a guy's name?" the blonde pregnant woman said. "Yes! He is a guy," he said with a smile. Well, with that they stared at me freakishly. "But she has boobs," the cute guy in red said. "I know she has boobs!! I can see that!! The story is 'she' really is a guy!!! When he came into the book his body was transformed into a girls body! For his entire stay he will be a she!! In body, mind and soul!!" he said probably irritated. In soul? In mind? What the hell was he talking about? "Does that mean I'll turn gay?" I asked freaked out. "Not exactly. You can't go chasing the women in this place in that body! So slowly you'll be attracted to guys. Don't worry! There are lots of gays here. But if you don't want to turn gay, you can just think of Lei non-stop for 7 weeks. But no one can possibly do that without turning green. So you decided, think of Lei for 7 weeks and turn into a pervert when you come back or allow yourself to be attracted to men," he said with a smile. Me a pervert? The leader of the Mugen Tenshin Tenjinmon clan becoming a hentai? "I think I'll choose the second. Don't want my name to go down in history as a pervert," I said in defeat. "I knew you would choose that! Today starts as your 1st day!! Since I'm not that bad I'll let you talk to 2 people from your world, but you'll be Kasumi. Here," he said while handing me a pink cellphone (Nokia 2100). "I'll give you 10 minuets for each person. They'll have to call you so you better pray that it's someone important. Oh and here," he said while an orb popped out of nowhere. "With this orb you can see the person your talking to. So if he's in the shower you'll see him!" "Okay."I said flatly. Suddenly a ring came from the cell phone. I answered it without looking for who it was. A picture also appeared in the orb a girl with black hair that was down. She was wearing a red Chinese dress. "Lei-Fang?" I asked excitedly. Kasumi- chan! Nee hao!! How have you been doing?" Her voice so beautiful over the line. "Me? I'm fine. What are you doing?" I said never taking my eyes off the picture of her in the orb. She smiled and got a brush and brushed her hair. Her beautiful hair!! I felt myself blush. "Well, I'm getting ready for a party! Do you know I'm in France right now? I'll probably meet Helena at the party. Do you think she would laugh at what I'm wearing? I mean I'm proud of my country that's why I'm going to where my red Chinese dress I wear at the tournament. You? If you would go to China and would meet the emperor, would you wear that blue ninja thing you wear at the tournament?" she asked. Suzaku together with the cute guy in red sniggered because of what they heard. "Who laughed? Are you with anyone else?" she asked, dropping the subject of her dress. "No, I'm alone. That was a bird you heard," I said sending death glares at Suzaku. In return he kicked me in my shin. A squeak escaped from my mouth. "What happened?" Lei asked while braiding her hair. She has such fast fingers. "Me. errr.. I tripped!! Hehehehe silly me!" I said trying to cover it up. "Why? Where you going?" she asked while looping the braid around her ear and pinning it. "Well, I'm going to the mountain top to check on aniki! He's training again," I said smiling. A smile was on her lips and she said, "Really? Wow, your brother is so disciplined! That's the thing I like about him! He's so handsome when he's fighting!" She thinks I'm handsome? "Hontou ni? You really think he's handsome?" I asked while blushing insanely. "Isn't it obvious? I mean before I personally met you I knew that you and Ryu were you know. together!! You look so cute together!!! If you saw me and Hayate walking together would we look cute?" she asked with dreamy eyes. Wow!!!!!!! Lei thinks I hot!!! "Yeah! I think you guys would look cute," I said calmly but deep inside I was happy and giddy. Suddenly there was a knock and a voice said, "Hurry up Lei!!!" "Well, sorry!! Got to go!! Oh before I forget about the gift I gave you when Zack tricked us to go to his little island and stuff, I wore it once. Sorry!!! Are you mad?" she asked making a puppy dogface. She wore it? Mad? Why would I be? I hug it later!!! Hug so tight nothing will be left of it!!!!! "No. It's okay. Well, see you! Sayonara!" I said happily. "Dsai-jian!!!!" she said and hanged up. Her picture disappeared too. "Training again. Like that would happen." Suzaku teased. "Hey! I train!!! I go up to the mountains and train ant least once in two months!!!" Before he could say anything the phone rang again. "Hello?" I said still sending evil glares at Suzaku. "Hello Kasumi," a familiar deep voice said back. "Ryu-san?" I asked. "Who else could it be?" he said with sarcasm. His picture appeared in the orb. He had his hair down and he was wearing a black long-sleeves with the top buttons opened. He looked so cute!!! "You don't have to be so grumpy!" I said. ".. I want to talk to Hayate." he said coldly. He wasn't this cold when I talked to him. When I see him with Kasumi he's not like this. "What? To Hayate? Um.. Well, he's in his room!!!! He's busy!!! Why don't you just talk to me?" I said trying to cover it up. He raised his eyebrow. He sensed that I was lying. It's creepy that he can do that. "Too busy to talk to his best friend?" he asked in his cute if-you-don't-do-what-I-want-I'll-cry voice. It was so irresistible. "He's really, really busy!!!!" I said praying that he won't use that voice again. "Okay, I'll go see him." he said. "What? No!! He's busy and he doesn't want to be seen!!" I said panicking like crazy. "Doing what? Making out with a girl?" he asked with a sly smile. "Of course not!! Why would he do that?" I said blushing insanely. My best friend thinks that I'm making out!!! He made a cute sad face and said, "I'm jealous that Hayate's busy making out with some girl and is too busy to talk to his best friend." "Ryu." I said. Suddenly a familiar voice said, "Ryu-kun! Your sushi's ready!!!" "Hitomi-chan?" I asked. What was Hitomi doing in Ryu's apartment? Isn't she supposed to be in Germany with her dad? "Hmm. Got to go. Just tell Hayate that I called. Sayonara Kasumi." he said and hanged up. The orb and the cell phone disappeared into thin air. "Well, I shall leave you now, Aya-chan," Suzaku said and turned to the cute guy in red and said, "I'll return in 7 weeks and I better see her alive." Then he vanished into flames. "You mean there's a possibility that I might die here?" I asked him. "Of course not!!! It's completely safe!!! But with all the people here weird things happen," he said smiling a cute smile. "Ummm. Miaka could you bond with Aya in her room? I have something to talk about with the others," he told the girl beside him. "If you don't want me here, you could just tell me!" I said angrily. "It's not that we don't want you here. It's just we have to talk about something!" he stammered. "Fine." I said impatiently. "Let's go Aya-chan!!!" the brown haired girl said.

Author's Notes: Dsai-jian - good-bye in mandarin Nee hao - hello in mandarin Daijoubu - I'm all right. / It's all right. Hontou ni - really Aniki - brother

Author's Notes: Starting from this point Hayate will be known as Aya. So Aya's POV is Hayate's POV. By the way in this fic Miaka is Hotohori's wife and they have triplets. Sorry if the description of the nightgown is very poorly done!!!!

Aya's POV

We went out of the throne room and went to my room. The name of the girl who accompanied me was Miaka. She's also from Japan and was also sucked into this book. So far she's the only one I know besides Lei. When I asked her the name of the emperor she said that I would have to find out. Anyway, Miaka was looking in my bag while I was sitting on the bed thinking about what Ryu said. "I'm jealous that Hayate's busy making out with some girl and is too busy to talk to his best friend" What does it mean? Maybe I shouldn't take it seriously. It just might be one of his jokes that suck. What if it isn't? What if he really does have feelings for me? "Aya-chan! Look!" Miaka said happily. She held up the black nightgown and the white high-heels. "Miaka, how old are you?" I asked her. "Me? I'm sixteen!! (she had a birthday in one of my fics) Why do you ask?" "Well, because I'm twenty-three!! But if there were a difference because of this body it would make me seventeen because my imoto is seventeen. So don't call me Aya- chan!! If you do want to pay respect you should call me Aya-san, but I would like it better if it was just Aya!" I said smiling. "Okay! Anyway look!! They match perfectly why don't you wear it?" she said. "But it's a nightgown," I said to her. "So? If I had a body like yours I would wear it!!!" "But your body isn't so bad," I said to her while examining her. "You think so? Wow!! Thanks! But I have children already so there are stretch marks!!!" she said and pointed to her tummy. But your tummy isn't seen when you wear this. "Okay then if it makes you happy." I said to her and got the black nightgown. I went inside the bathroom or what it looks like. There was a tub and a toilet? I didn't know toilets were invented. Maybe Suzaku did something so the toilet would appear. Anyway I removed the ninja thing and unfolded the nightgown. A black panty fell out. Hmmmm.. Probably goes with the nightgown. I wore the panty and the nightgown and it was short. It was about 4 inches below the hips. So when you sit on the floor you underwear will be seen! How happy! Anyway it was backless so I couldn't wear a bra. I wonder why Kasumi has clothes like this? Anyway it was spaghetti strapped and it was so low that the cleavage could be seen. Well, it's a good thing that I don't know anyone here!!! I came out of the bathroom and Miaka just stared at me. "Wow Aya your so sexy!!!" she exclaimed blushing a bit. "Thanks." I said to her. I got the heels and tried it on. It fit perfectly! Maybe because it fits Kasumi and I'm practically Kasumi. I wonder if I can stand. The heels were high and it had a ribbon on the ankle so it won't fly if I do a high kick. As if I'll do one. I stood up and nothing bad happened. I walked around and I didn't get off balanced and trip. "Wow! It's like you've worn heels before!!" Miaka said in awe. "I guess it's because of balancing on poles!! Miaka you can't run when you're in heels right?" I asked. "It depends! If your used to it I guess you can give it a try. But in your case I advise you not to run," she said. "That's good!! I don't want to run in this outfit my boobs will jiggle," I said while blushing a bit. Miaka just giggled. Suddenly, a knock came from the door. "You can come in," Miaka said for me. It was Lei. "Miaka-sama, the emperor wants to see you and Aya." When he caught sight of me he blushed like crazy! He was even redder than earlier. Miaka noticed it and giggled. "Aya let's go," she said in a cheerful voice.

Walking around with heels isn't that bad. It was walking around in a nightgown that freaked me out. It was so damn short and it was backless. Well, my back couldn't be seen because I let my hair down and it covered the visible part of my back. The guards were staring at me like crazy and Lei fidgets. "Aya, I think Lei likes you!" Miaka said with an evil smile. "What gives you that idea, Miaka-chan?" "It's so obvious! He's fidgeting like crazy, he blushes when he looks at you!" So it was pretty obvious that he has a crush on me. "Look!! We're here!!!" she said while pointing to a door leading to the throne room. Is she always this energetic? Sure any guy would want an energetic girl but I think she's over doing it. I wonder if Lei-Fang's this energetic? Before I knew it Miaka had pulled me in and close the door, leaving Lei outside. There were no people inside just the emperor who was sitting in his throne. "Hi there Hotohori! Why did you want to see us?" Miaka asked him. So Hotohori is his name. "Nothing! Just wanted to say that it's time to eat lunch!" Hotohori said while coming near us. "Really?! Wow! Lunch!! Food!!!!" Miaka said genkily. "But before we eat we have to measure Aya," he said while taking out a tape measure from his big sleeves. (the outfit he wears with his hair up. The emperor get-up) "Is it okay with you Aya?" he asked. "Yeah." I answered bluntly. I wonder what he's going to do with my measurements? First he measured by chest, then my waist then lastly my hips. "What are her measurements?" Miaka asked. Hotohori smiled at her and said, "35-21-33" "Wow, Aya you have such big boobies and such a small waist!!!!" Miaka said poking my tummy. "Thanks." I said sheepishly. "Okay then! Let's go eat!!!" Miaka said excitedly and ran outside leaving Hotohori and me behind. "Aya, you look good in what you're wearing," he said looking at me from head to toe. What am I supposed to say? Thanks? I decided to keep quiet. "Aya, where did you buy it?" Why was he going to buy one for Miaka? "I don't know. I just found it my sister's bag that I accidentally brought along," I said looking down at the floor. What's happening to me? Why am I being so shy all of the sudden? Do I have a crush on him? Maybe we should get going too." I said in a very timid voice and turned for the door. Suddenly he grabbed by wrist and said, "I meant it when I said you look good."

Ryu's POV

"Ryu-kun is something bothering you?" Hitomi asked with a concerned look. "No. Nothing's wrong. What makes you think that?" I asked. But the truth was something was bothering me. It was Hayate. What was he doing that would make him too busy for me? Or maybe Kasumi was lying and Hayate didn't want to talk to me? Or Hayate's in trouble. "Hey Ryu!!! Were you even listening to me?" Hitomi asked. "I'm sorry Hitomi. What did you say?" I asked. "I was asking you if you wanted Sukiyaki? So do you want?" Hitomi said pointing to the kitchen. Sukiyaki? "That's Hayate's favorite." I murmured to my self. "Nani?" a confused Hitomi asked. "Uh. Sure I want some." I trailed off. "Okay, I'll get some," she said and went to the kitchen. Hitomi's such a good person. Unfortunately she also likes Hayate. Also? What the hell am I saying? Do I like Hayate? Yes. I'll admit it. I do like Hayate. I'll admit that I'm turning gay. But, how would Hayate react? I couldn't hold it anymore. I have to tell him now. "Hitomi, I'll just go somewhere for a while. I'll be back in 10 minutes," I said to Hitomi who was in the kitchen. "Okay! Just be back before I finish all of this!!" she said and giggled. I smiled at that joke and went to my room. I got the ninja suit that I wear with my hair down (C3 in DOA3) from the closet and put it on hurriedly. "Hayate." I trailed off before disappearing in leaves.