Ashley; Ok, well, the next game will be-
*A producer comes up to her and whispers something. Ashley glares.*
Ashley; NO! No commercial break yet! I'm getting through this next game with these bozos now! *turns to the four on the stage*. All four of you off your butts, next game is Idiot TV, The News Show.
Mellisa; Don't you mean-
Ashley; I renaming the game cause that name sucks, shut up and play. Alright, Logan, you're the news reporter, yes, that means you get to sit on your but the whole game, Jack, you're the coworker, Mellisa is in charge or sports and Nichole has the other thing.
Nichole; Isn't that-
Mellisa; And it isn't coworker, it's-
Ashley; SHUT UP. Alright, Jack, you're a chimpanzee on sugar, Mellisa, you're the way too involved sports fan, and Nichole, you're a ballerina who has to make her own interpretive dance about monkeys. GO.
Logan; Welcome back, friends. I'm sorry we had to interrupt the South Park meets Power Ranger Marathon, but we have some stuff to tell you. So now over to my coworker, Upid-Stay Anana-Bay.
Jack; *climbs down off his fool and runs around like a monkey grunting.* The Commodore has finally been taken down by an extremely smart, handsome pirate by the name o' Jack Spar-
Logan; Anyway *Jack glares but then continues to run around, finally going back to his stool and picking through Logan's hair making faces.* Now to the other thing, once called weather before a beautiful, smart, all-knowing woman named Ash-
Nichole; Ok, well, today we have some- *stops, and stares at Jack for a moment, then goes into a pose, after a moment dancing over to him and following his movements, making them into more fluid movements as she goes through his hair, then mimic's Jack's movements in his walk* And as you see the beautiful creature-
Mellisa and Legolas; HEY!
Nichole; -will bring us some warm, peaceful weather.
Jack; *grunts and backs away from Nichole as if frightened. Nichole goes over to Ryan and mimics the way he's sitting, making him laugh herder as she copies him, then leaps into the air.*
Logan; *looking afraid. Very afraid.* Well, uh, ok. Now on to sports with Delusion Mal. Delusion?
Mellisa; *Glares at Nichole, who is pretending to worship Jack, then starts jumping up and down screaming* NO YOU IDIOT! GO FOR THE LINE BACKER! THE LINEBACKER! YOU'RE COSTING THE PATRIOTS THE WHOLE (BEEP) SEASON!
Nichole; The monkey is our closest relative, graceful, elegant creature-
Jack; *stands up on his chair and starts howling, beating his fists on his chest*.
Mellisa; OH MY GOD, THE HAWKS ARE SOARING THROUGH THIS BASKETBALL SEASON! THEY ARE SO THE BEST! YAY! GO HAWKS!
Logan; Uh, Ash, I think this is getting a bit out of hand.
Ashley; Uh, yeah. Oh (BEEP), I can't find the beeper thing. Hold on a sec.
Logan; *edges away from Jack and Nichole, who is now dancing a lot closer to Jack than either Mellisa or Legolas likes.*
Mellisa; THIS IS HOW YOU TACKLE, YOU IDIOTS! *Runs down from the side of the stage and tackles Nichole, both land on the heap where Nichole starts laughing hysterically.* WHAT THE (BEEP)?!
Nichole; I knew you liked Jack! I knew it!
Mellisa; AH! THIS IS HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE!
Nichole; *gulps and gets up, slowly backs away, then runs off screaming as Mellisa tries to tackle her again.
Logan; Uh, Ashley?
Ashley; God Drew, you really need to keep this desk neater. Ok, here it is.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ!
Nichole; Help! She's gonna kill me! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!
Mellisa; I'm gonna kill you! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Ashley; Jack! Logan! Legolas! GET THEM BEFORE MELLISA KILLS NICHOLE!
Jack; Humph, thinks she can order us 'round like we're her cabin boys.
Logan; *turning around slowly* Wanna run that by me again bub? You complaining about my girl?
Jack; *gulps*.
*Legolas charges out form backstage, one of the stage hands that had been trying to keep him back falling over flat on his face. Mellisa whirls around as Legolas comes up and glares at him, moving aside just in time as Nichole throws herself at her. Nichole crashes into Legolas. And Camera switches back to Jack, who appears to be sleeping though a large bump on his forehead is visible and Logan who is glaring down at him.*
Ashley; *groans* was that really necessary?
Logan; That pirate ain't complaining about you no more, babe.
Ashley; *grins* I know.
Producer; Stop the madness! STOP THE MADNESS! COMMERCIAL BREAK! I AM NEVER HIRING TEENAGE GIRLS AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS AGAIN! NEVER!
Ashley; Aw! But I didn't even get to hand out the-
Commercial Woman; Are you tired of headaches that never go away?
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Hoped you liked this chapter, though I just realized I'm now gonna have to find replacements for Nichole and Jack. Oh well. Anyway, didja like it? Think it was stupid or pointless? Well, it really is, but you know what I mean. Lol.
-Ice Lynx
*A producer comes up to her and whispers something. Ashley glares.*
Ashley; NO! No commercial break yet! I'm getting through this next game with these bozos now! *turns to the four on the stage*. All four of you off your butts, next game is Idiot TV, The News Show.
Mellisa; Don't you mean-
Ashley; I renaming the game cause that name sucks, shut up and play. Alright, Logan, you're the news reporter, yes, that means you get to sit on your but the whole game, Jack, you're the coworker, Mellisa is in charge or sports and Nichole has the other thing.
Nichole; Isn't that-
Mellisa; And it isn't coworker, it's-
Ashley; SHUT UP. Alright, Jack, you're a chimpanzee on sugar, Mellisa, you're the way too involved sports fan, and Nichole, you're a ballerina who has to make her own interpretive dance about monkeys. GO.
Logan; Welcome back, friends. I'm sorry we had to interrupt the South Park meets Power Ranger Marathon, but we have some stuff to tell you. So now over to my coworker, Upid-Stay Anana-Bay.
Jack; *climbs down off his fool and runs around like a monkey grunting.* The Commodore has finally been taken down by an extremely smart, handsome pirate by the name o' Jack Spar-
Logan; Anyway *Jack glares but then continues to run around, finally going back to his stool and picking through Logan's hair making faces.* Now to the other thing, once called weather before a beautiful, smart, all-knowing woman named Ash-
Nichole; Ok, well, today we have some- *stops, and stares at Jack for a moment, then goes into a pose, after a moment dancing over to him and following his movements, making them into more fluid movements as she goes through his hair, then mimic's Jack's movements in his walk* And as you see the beautiful creature-
Mellisa and Legolas; HEY!
Nichole; -will bring us some warm, peaceful weather.
Jack; *grunts and backs away from Nichole as if frightened. Nichole goes over to Ryan and mimics the way he's sitting, making him laugh herder as she copies him, then leaps into the air.*
Logan; *looking afraid. Very afraid.* Well, uh, ok. Now on to sports with Delusion Mal. Delusion?
Mellisa; *Glares at Nichole, who is pretending to worship Jack, then starts jumping up and down screaming* NO YOU IDIOT! GO FOR THE LINE BACKER! THE LINEBACKER! YOU'RE COSTING THE PATRIOTS THE WHOLE (BEEP) SEASON!
Nichole; The monkey is our closest relative, graceful, elegant creature-
Jack; *stands up on his chair and starts howling, beating his fists on his chest*.
Mellisa; OH MY GOD, THE HAWKS ARE SOARING THROUGH THIS BASKETBALL SEASON! THEY ARE SO THE BEST! YAY! GO HAWKS!
Logan; Uh, Ash, I think this is getting a bit out of hand.
Ashley; Uh, yeah. Oh (BEEP), I can't find the beeper thing. Hold on a sec.
Logan; *edges away from Jack and Nichole, who is now dancing a lot closer to Jack than either Mellisa or Legolas likes.*
Mellisa; THIS IS HOW YOU TACKLE, YOU IDIOTS! *Runs down from the side of the stage and tackles Nichole, both land on the heap where Nichole starts laughing hysterically.* WHAT THE (BEEP)?!
Nichole; I knew you liked Jack! I knew it!
Mellisa; AH! THIS IS HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE!
Nichole; *gulps and gets up, slowly backs away, then runs off screaming as Mellisa tries to tackle her again.
Logan; Uh, Ashley?
Ashley; God Drew, you really need to keep this desk neater. Ok, here it is.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ!
Nichole; Help! She's gonna kill me! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!
Mellisa; I'm gonna kill you! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Ashley; Jack! Logan! Legolas! GET THEM BEFORE MELLISA KILLS NICHOLE!
Jack; Humph, thinks she can order us 'round like we're her cabin boys.
Logan; *turning around slowly* Wanna run that by me again bub? You complaining about my girl?
Jack; *gulps*.
*Legolas charges out form backstage, one of the stage hands that had been trying to keep him back falling over flat on his face. Mellisa whirls around as Legolas comes up and glares at him, moving aside just in time as Nichole throws herself at her. Nichole crashes into Legolas. And Camera switches back to Jack, who appears to be sleeping though a large bump on his forehead is visible and Logan who is glaring down at him.*
Ashley; *groans* was that really necessary?
Logan; That pirate ain't complaining about you no more, babe.
Ashley; *grins* I know.
Producer; Stop the madness! STOP THE MADNESS! COMMERCIAL BREAK! I AM NEVER HIRING TEENAGE GIRLS AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS AGAIN! NEVER!
Ashley; Aw! But I didn't even get to hand out the-
Commercial Woman; Are you tired of headaches that never go away?
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Hoped you liked this chapter, though I just realized I'm now gonna have to find replacements for Nichole and Jack. Oh well. Anyway, didja like it? Think it was stupid or pointless? Well, it really is, but you know what I mean. Lol.
-Ice Lynx