*Commercial Break Over*
Ashley; Welcome back. Uh, We had a few problems and sadly Legolas, who was afraid of the audience anyway, will not be appearing later on the show (If I can help it), and Jack had to, uh, recover from an accident.
Mellisa; *arms folded across her chest* Some accident. Logan completely knocked him out! *Glares at Logan, who looks happy with himself.*
Ashley; Anyway, please welcome to the show, Emmy the Neon head! *Camera switches to a girl with a nose-ring, bright ((A/N and I totally mean neon)) pink hair and grey eyes. Girl waves to camera but glares at Ashley*.
Emmy; Neon Head?
Ashley; On to the next game! For the eventful last, everyone gets two points, besides Emmy who doesn't get any, and Logan, who gets infinity.
Mellisa, Nichole, and Emmy; HEY!
Ashley; Next game is Hat Scenes! All four of you, move!
Emmy; Isn't that called Scenes from a hat?
Ashley; *glowers* I don't care!
Mellisa; You've never seen this show have you?
Ashley; Have to!
Nichole; How often?
Logan; Shut up, the names are better in this version anyway.
Ashley; Get up! It's time for Hat Scenes! *All four take their positions*. Ok, you all know the drill. First scene... What Drew Carrey Sings in the Shower! Go!
Mellisa; *walks on and pretends to be washing arms* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly, there they are a standing in a row! *Changes places with Nichole*
BUZZ!
Nichole; Oops I did it again!
BUZZ!
Ashley; George Bush's Favorite Hobbies.
Emmy; *holds up her hands* Ok, now you can ride the pony, Barbie! Oops, watch out for Ken!
BUZZ!
Mellisa; Ok, we're taking care of Iraq. Next we get Iran, then Syria, then-
BUZZ!
Ashley; Veggie Tale Movie ideas that never made it. *Logan and Emmy walk out*
Logan; *Looks really excited* And then the tomato walks in and finds the asparagus with the tomato's wife, and the tomato goes nuts and takes out a gun and-
BUZZ!
Ashley; *laughs like a maniac*. Oh, ha ha! Ok, um, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Outtakes.
*Nichole and Mellisa go up, and Mellisa jumps forward with a imaginary stake and swings it down on Nichole, Nichole just looks at her.*
Nichole; Oh that really worked.
Mellisa; What?
BUZZ!
*Logan and Nichole walk out*
Nichole; *Squints* I am Bunny the Empire Player!
Logan; *Also Squints* Who wrote that cue card?
BUZZ!
*Mellisa dances across the stage doing the can-can*
Mellisa; I am a Vampire!
BUZZ!
Ashley; Ok, game over. Good job all of you, a thousand points a piece 'cept Logan, you get two thousand.
Mellisa; Big surprise.
Ashley; What?
Mellisa; Nothing.
Ashley; grr...
Mellisa; I said nothing.
Logan; Right.
Nichole; Shut up.
Logan and Ashley; What?
Emmy; All of you be quiet, we're still on the air!
Ashley; How'd you know that?
Emmy; The producer just made a bid sign and is jumping up and down. He sorta looks like Jack when he was being the monkey.
Nichole; Oh yeah! Wow, he should be on the show! He's really funny looking.
Mellisa; Can we play Props?
Ashley; Quiet! We're gonna play The Three Headed Singer.
*Mellisa and Nichole begin to say something*
Ashley; Shut up. Logan, Mellisa, and Emmy are up. We need a member from the audience. *Gets up and walks up to the audience and then looks around. Looks at a cute guy* Hey, what do you do?
Cute Guy; I'm a Bum.
Ashley; What?
CG; I'm a bum, at least, that's what my ex says.
Ashley; Uh, ok, Bum. Common down and sit on that stool. *CG walks down and sits on the stool when suddenly a loud commotion from backstage comes up and Legolas and Jack march out, both with bandages on at least two different parts of their bodies.*
Legolas; Uh, we would like to ask if-
Jack; WE WANNA SING.
Nichole; *stands up* If they get to sing I get to sing!
Ashley; *glares at all three* No-one gets to sing besides Mellisa, Emmy, and Logan.
Logan; I don't want to sing.
Legolas, Jack, and Nichole; WE WANNA SING!
Ashley; Logan! You are singing! Legolas, Jack, and Nichole? You're not! Shut up and sit down!
Emmy; What's this game again?
Mellisa; I wanna do Props.
Ashley; No Props!
L, J, and N; WE WANNA SING!
Emmy; what do we do?
Mellisa; I wanna do Props.
Logan; I hate singing, I can't sing. I fight.
CG; Uh, why don't all of you sing?
Producer; AH! They're all going to ruin the show! Our ratings will plummet! I'll be fired!
Emmy; I don't think I remember this game at all, really.
Wayne; These people have an interesting way of doing this show, don't they?
Drew; Yep.
Ryan; Fascinating really.
Ashley; SHUT UP! COMMERCIAL BREAK! Oh you guys are so gonna get it after-
*Commercial cuts off the rest of the threats*
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Well, hoped y'all liked it. Review!
-Ice Lynx
Ashley; Welcome back. Uh, We had a few problems and sadly Legolas, who was afraid of the audience anyway, will not be appearing later on the show (If I can help it), and Jack had to, uh, recover from an accident.
Mellisa; *arms folded across her chest* Some accident. Logan completely knocked him out! *Glares at Logan, who looks happy with himself.*
Ashley; Anyway, please welcome to the show, Emmy the Neon head! *Camera switches to a girl with a nose-ring, bright ((A/N and I totally mean neon)) pink hair and grey eyes. Girl waves to camera but glares at Ashley*.
Emmy; Neon Head?
Ashley; On to the next game! For the eventful last, everyone gets two points, besides Emmy who doesn't get any, and Logan, who gets infinity.
Mellisa, Nichole, and Emmy; HEY!
Ashley; Next game is Hat Scenes! All four of you, move!
Emmy; Isn't that called Scenes from a hat?
Ashley; *glowers* I don't care!
Mellisa; You've never seen this show have you?
Ashley; Have to!
Nichole; How often?
Logan; Shut up, the names are better in this version anyway.
Ashley; Get up! It's time for Hat Scenes! *All four take their positions*. Ok, you all know the drill. First scene... What Drew Carrey Sings in the Shower! Go!
Mellisa; *walks on and pretends to be washing arms* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly, there they are a standing in a row! *Changes places with Nichole*
BUZZ!
Nichole; Oops I did it again!
BUZZ!
Ashley; George Bush's Favorite Hobbies.
Emmy; *holds up her hands* Ok, now you can ride the pony, Barbie! Oops, watch out for Ken!
BUZZ!
Mellisa; Ok, we're taking care of Iraq. Next we get Iran, then Syria, then-
BUZZ!
Ashley; Veggie Tale Movie ideas that never made it. *Logan and Emmy walk out*
Logan; *Looks really excited* And then the tomato walks in and finds the asparagus with the tomato's wife, and the tomato goes nuts and takes out a gun and-
BUZZ!
Ashley; *laughs like a maniac*. Oh, ha ha! Ok, um, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Outtakes.
*Nichole and Mellisa go up, and Mellisa jumps forward with a imaginary stake and swings it down on Nichole, Nichole just looks at her.*
Nichole; Oh that really worked.
Mellisa; What?
BUZZ!
*Logan and Nichole walk out*
Nichole; *Squints* I am Bunny the Empire Player!
Logan; *Also Squints* Who wrote that cue card?
BUZZ!
*Mellisa dances across the stage doing the can-can*
Mellisa; I am a Vampire!
BUZZ!
Ashley; Ok, game over. Good job all of you, a thousand points a piece 'cept Logan, you get two thousand.
Mellisa; Big surprise.
Ashley; What?
Mellisa; Nothing.
Ashley; grr...
Mellisa; I said nothing.
Logan; Right.
Nichole; Shut up.
Logan and Ashley; What?
Emmy; All of you be quiet, we're still on the air!
Ashley; How'd you know that?
Emmy; The producer just made a bid sign and is jumping up and down. He sorta looks like Jack when he was being the monkey.
Nichole; Oh yeah! Wow, he should be on the show! He's really funny looking.
Mellisa; Can we play Props?
Ashley; Quiet! We're gonna play The Three Headed Singer.
*Mellisa and Nichole begin to say something*
Ashley; Shut up. Logan, Mellisa, and Emmy are up. We need a member from the audience. *Gets up and walks up to the audience and then looks around. Looks at a cute guy* Hey, what do you do?
Cute Guy; I'm a Bum.
Ashley; What?
CG; I'm a bum, at least, that's what my ex says.
Ashley; Uh, ok, Bum. Common down and sit on that stool. *CG walks down and sits on the stool when suddenly a loud commotion from backstage comes up and Legolas and Jack march out, both with bandages on at least two different parts of their bodies.*
Legolas; Uh, we would like to ask if-
Jack; WE WANNA SING.
Nichole; *stands up* If they get to sing I get to sing!
Ashley; *glares at all three* No-one gets to sing besides Mellisa, Emmy, and Logan.
Logan; I don't want to sing.
Legolas, Jack, and Nichole; WE WANNA SING!
Ashley; Logan! You are singing! Legolas, Jack, and Nichole? You're not! Shut up and sit down!
Emmy; What's this game again?
Mellisa; I wanna do Props.
Ashley; No Props!
L, J, and N; WE WANNA SING!
Emmy; what do we do?
Mellisa; I wanna do Props.
Logan; I hate singing, I can't sing. I fight.
CG; Uh, why don't all of you sing?
Producer; AH! They're all going to ruin the show! Our ratings will plummet! I'll be fired!
Emmy; I don't think I remember this game at all, really.
Wayne; These people have an interesting way of doing this show, don't they?
Drew; Yep.
Ryan; Fascinating really.
Ashley; SHUT UP! COMMERCIAL BREAK! Oh you guys are so gonna get it after-
*Commercial cuts off the rest of the threats*
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Well, hoped y'all liked it. Review!
-Ice Lynx