Hey! Nice to see you all. Some faces I know, others I'm meeting for the first time...sorry. Little "Austin Powers" moment there. Anyhoozle, I'm back with another Star Trek parody........Does it seem like all I can do are parodies when I write Star Trek?
Ok, here's the plot. Just my own weird take on 'TheTwelve Days of Christmas' as sung by Captain Kirk to Bones. Got it? Great.
My standard disclaimer: Do you want to bring up this subject? It makes me cry...*sniff*... ok fine. I don't own either Star Trek or the song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. Happy? Ok. Now...
Hit it. *points to DJ Spock who puts on record*
"Once again! I find myself with my friends! Dancin' the night away-*wicky*"
NOT "Starry-Eyed Surprise", either, dumbo.-_-;
*Spock looks ashamed, then puts on different record*
*'The Twelve Days of Christmas' music plays*
ok. here we go! ^^;
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On the first day of shore leave my doctor gave to me a lecture in the messhall.
On the second day of shore leave my doctor gave to me two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the third day of shore leave my doctor gave to me three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the fourth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the fifth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the sixth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the seventh day of shore leave my doctor gave to me seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the eighth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the ninth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the tenth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the eleventh day of shore leave my doctor gave to me eleven random deaths, ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the twelvth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me twelve angry grumblings, eleven random deaths, ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall!!!
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There. All done! Like it? Was it good? And about the Spock references with that song (which I do not own though wish I did) you'd have to read my trilogy (at the moment) with the "Happy Space Nazis", "Depressed Space Hippies", and "Murderous Space Chickens". READ AND REVIEW!!! Thanks!
Ok, here's the plot. Just my own weird take on 'TheTwelve Days of Christmas' as sung by Captain Kirk to Bones. Got it? Great.
My standard disclaimer: Do you want to bring up this subject? It makes me cry...*sniff*... ok fine. I don't own either Star Trek or the song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. Happy? Ok. Now...
Hit it. *points to DJ Spock who puts on record*
"Once again! I find myself with my friends! Dancin' the night away-*wicky*"
NOT "Starry-Eyed Surprise", either, dumbo.-_-;
*Spock looks ashamed, then puts on different record*
*'The Twelve Days of Christmas' music plays*
ok. here we go! ^^;
*******
On the first day of shore leave my doctor gave to me a lecture in the messhall.
On the second day of shore leave my doctor gave to me two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the third day of shore leave my doctor gave to me three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the fourth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the fifth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the sixth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the seventh day of shore leave my doctor gave to me seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the eighth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the ninth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the tenth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the eleventh day of shore leave my doctor gave to me eleven random deaths, ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall.
On the twelvth day of shore leave my doctor gave to me twelve angry grumblings, eleven random deaths, ten yellings at, nine "country doctor"s, eight stern looks, seven medical reports, six dead bodies, five "he's dead Jim!"s, four fights with Spock, three hits of brandy, two "dammit Jim!"s and a lecture in the messhall!!!
******
There. All done! Like it? Was it good? And about the Spock references with that song (which I do not own though wish I did) you'd have to read my trilogy (at the moment) with the "Happy Space Nazis", "Depressed Space Hippies", and "Murderous Space Chickens". READ AND REVIEW!!! Thanks!