Ashley; *Breathing heavily and her face losing the redness that was
definitely there a few minutes before* Well, now that we were all
threatened with being fired...
Mellisa; Not our fault, you were the one who went nuts and started chasing us around with that dumb stool.
Ashley; Shut UP Mellisa!
Mellisa; and if I don't? *Logan growled right behind her* Um, ok. I'm quite, you don't hear me anymore.
Nichole; Right, that's not going to last.
Ashley; ANYWAY we resolved the issue at hand, which was who is going to be singing. And after the producer had a melt down we resolved it, Everyone is going to be singing except me. So get in line, Cute Bum, get on the stool, and let's get this over with. Alright, one word each, and if you say more than one, you'll all die, got it? Ok, the music is going to be played by... what the (BEEP)?! How did you get THEM?!
*Camera switches to the band Good Charlotte who is standing, ready by their instruments. Mellisa looks over and flips out*
Mellisa; OH MY GOD!
Nichole; *smacks her hard* SHUT UP! *The band waves and camera goes back to Ashley*.
Ashley; Um, ok. Hey you lot, play that one song, uh, A New Beginning, yeah, that's it. Play that over and over, and don't mess up!
*Music begins to play as the "comedians" line up*
Ashley; WAIT! Who is- MALACHI?! *Camera goes to a boy who is grinning, he had black hair and brown eyes and looks really dumb*
Malachi; Hey Ash-a-Bash!
Logan; Scuse me?
Malachi; *laughs* nothing!
Mellisa; *rolls her eyes* oh, now we have to deal with him. GREAT.
Ashley; *shakes her head* whatever, just go.
Ryan; *leans over to Drew and Wayne* Who is THAT?
Wayne; God forbid Emmy's boyfriend.
Drew; *groans* Oh no, another one!
*Music starts to play*
Mellisa; You
Nichole; Are
Jack; So
Malachi; Dumb!
Legolas; Um,
Logan; Grrrrrrrr...
Emmy; Uh...
Mellisa; I
Nichole; Don't
Jack; Care
Malachi; About
Logan; *doesn't let Legolas say anything* grrrrrrrr...
Emmy; You?
Mellisa; being
Nichole; so
Jack; dumb
Malachi; you
Logan; *Skips Legolas again* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Emmy; little
Mellisa; Butthead!
Nichole; I
Jack; think
Malachi; your-a-bum!
Logan; GRRRRRRRR!!!
Emmy; Yeah!
Mellisa; Dude!
Nichole; Which
Jack; you
Malachi; don't-care
Legolas *shouting before Logan can say anything* ABOUT
Logan; GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Emmy; Bums!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Ashley; That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. No points to any of you, and Malachi, you cheated!
Malachi; Did not!
Mellisa; Yes, you mashed all those words into your part.
Nichole; Logan! You didn't let Legolas sing!
Logan; So?
Malachi; I made those words one word, that's allowed!
Mellisa, Nichole, and Ashley; NO IT ISN'T.
Cute Guy; Uh, I need to go to the bathroom.
Ashley; Shut up all of you! And YOU TWO *glares at Malachi and the Cute Guy* GET OFFA MY STAGE!!!!
Drew; Hey! It isn't your stage! *Falls silent under Ashley's death glare.*
Legolas; I wanted to sing!
Jack; That WAS stupid.
Malachi; No one said I couldn't mash those words together.
Mellisa; Shut up.
Legolas; I wanted to sing!
Jack; Shut up.
Logan; You like Mellisa, don't you?
Emmy; Hey! You three! What was that about Malachi being my boyfriend? *glares at them all*.
Drew and Wayne; It was Ryan's idea!
Ryan; No it wasn't! Don't hurt me!
Emmy; GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Logan; Wow, she isn't half bad!
Ashley; COMMERCIAL BREAK! NOW!
Mellisa; Then we play Props!
Legolas; Please put on the commercial with that cat, the one who has the cat party?
Jack; And then the humans come home-
Legolas; And all the cats run away-
Jack; and the humans will never know because of the tidy cats!
Malachi; Wish I had a cat who would clean my room...
(COMMERCIAL)
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Actually readable lyrics to the song;
**
You are so dumb! Um... grr, uh!
I don't care about GRRRRR you?
Being so dumb grrrrrr you little butt-head!
I think you're-a-bum GRRRRRR! Yeah! Dude!
Which you don't-care ABOUT GRRRRRRRRRR! Bums!
**
Please Review!
-Ice Lynx
Mellisa; Not our fault, you were the one who went nuts and started chasing us around with that dumb stool.
Ashley; Shut UP Mellisa!
Mellisa; and if I don't? *Logan growled right behind her* Um, ok. I'm quite, you don't hear me anymore.
Nichole; Right, that's not going to last.
Ashley; ANYWAY we resolved the issue at hand, which was who is going to be singing. And after the producer had a melt down we resolved it, Everyone is going to be singing except me. So get in line, Cute Bum, get on the stool, and let's get this over with. Alright, one word each, and if you say more than one, you'll all die, got it? Ok, the music is going to be played by... what the (BEEP)?! How did you get THEM?!
*Camera switches to the band Good Charlotte who is standing, ready by their instruments. Mellisa looks over and flips out*
Mellisa; OH MY GOD!
Nichole; *smacks her hard* SHUT UP! *The band waves and camera goes back to Ashley*.
Ashley; Um, ok. Hey you lot, play that one song, uh, A New Beginning, yeah, that's it. Play that over and over, and don't mess up!
*Music begins to play as the "comedians" line up*
Ashley; WAIT! Who is- MALACHI?! *Camera goes to a boy who is grinning, he had black hair and brown eyes and looks really dumb*
Malachi; Hey Ash-a-Bash!
Logan; Scuse me?
Malachi; *laughs* nothing!
Mellisa; *rolls her eyes* oh, now we have to deal with him. GREAT.
Ashley; *shakes her head* whatever, just go.
Ryan; *leans over to Drew and Wayne* Who is THAT?
Wayne; God forbid Emmy's boyfriend.
Drew; *groans* Oh no, another one!
*Music starts to play*
Mellisa; You
Nichole; Are
Jack; So
Malachi; Dumb!
Legolas; Um,
Logan; Grrrrrrrr...
Emmy; Uh...
Mellisa; I
Nichole; Don't
Jack; Care
Malachi; About
Logan; *doesn't let Legolas say anything* grrrrrrrr...
Emmy; You?
Mellisa; being
Nichole; so
Jack; dumb
Malachi; you
Logan; *Skips Legolas again* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Emmy; little
Mellisa; Butthead!
Nichole; I
Jack; think
Malachi; your-a-bum!
Logan; GRRRRRRRR!!!
Emmy; Yeah!
Mellisa; Dude!
Nichole; Which
Jack; you
Malachi; don't-care
Legolas *shouting before Logan can say anything* ABOUT
Logan; GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Emmy; Bums!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Ashley; That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. No points to any of you, and Malachi, you cheated!
Malachi; Did not!
Mellisa; Yes, you mashed all those words into your part.
Nichole; Logan! You didn't let Legolas sing!
Logan; So?
Malachi; I made those words one word, that's allowed!
Mellisa, Nichole, and Ashley; NO IT ISN'T.
Cute Guy; Uh, I need to go to the bathroom.
Ashley; Shut up all of you! And YOU TWO *glares at Malachi and the Cute Guy* GET OFFA MY STAGE!!!!
Drew; Hey! It isn't your stage! *Falls silent under Ashley's death glare.*
Legolas; I wanted to sing!
Jack; That WAS stupid.
Malachi; No one said I couldn't mash those words together.
Mellisa; Shut up.
Legolas; I wanted to sing!
Jack; Shut up.
Logan; You like Mellisa, don't you?
Emmy; Hey! You three! What was that about Malachi being my boyfriend? *glares at them all*.
Drew and Wayne; It was Ryan's idea!
Ryan; No it wasn't! Don't hurt me!
Emmy; GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Logan; Wow, she isn't half bad!
Ashley; COMMERCIAL BREAK! NOW!
Mellisa; Then we play Props!
Legolas; Please put on the commercial with that cat, the one who has the cat party?
Jack; And then the humans come home-
Legolas; And all the cats run away-
Jack; and the humans will never know because of the tidy cats!
Malachi; Wish I had a cat who would clean my room...
(COMMERCIAL)
***********************************************************
Actually readable lyrics to the song;
**
You are so dumb! Um... grr, uh!
I don't care about GRRRRR you?
Being so dumb grrrrrr you little butt-head!
I think you're-a-bum GRRRRRR! Yeah! Dude!
Which you don't-care ABOUT GRRRRRRRRRR! Bums!
**
Please Review!
-Ice Lynx