Inappropriate Use of Language in the Bedroom
Disclaimer: It ain't mine.
Inappropriate Use of Language in the Bedroom
"Ne, KenKen," Youji drawled, readjusting the position of his sunglasses. Setting down the large, Terra Cota he hefted independently despite the various offers for assistance Ken turned, wiping his grimy hands on worn jeans.
"Yeah?"
"I was watchinf a T.V. special last night on 'Inappropriate Use of Language in the Bedroom', quite interesting. Wanna put in your thoughts?" Ken considered, gnawing his lower lip and tugging on the sleeves of his shirt.
"It would probably be bad to call out your own name."
"Ken?" Both looked to the redhead sweeping away the last remnants of the fangirls. "You've done that before."
"Ran!"
"What? I may sleep with you, but I'll still remember your faults for future exploitation."
"Doesn't count if you've done it KenKen. Of course, it's more then I wanted to know about your and Ran's sex life."
"Fine. Yelling 'I'm King of the Chipmunks' couldn't end in anything good."
"Technically it was 'I'm King of the Squirrels' that you yelled, but it still didn't end well." Youji was now lounging in a chair, feet propped up next to the register, watching as the scene continued.
"I've never stated the obvious in bed, have I?"
"Ken, I've lost count of how many times you've yelled 'Tie me up and fuck me' when I am."
Youji decided this was his cue to exit stage right. Some personal things needed to remain personal.
"Have I ever yelled out the name of food?"
"Such as 'Apple Pie', or 'Strawberries'?"
"Mentioned the weather?"
"And I quote, 'Ahh, Ran! Right there. Did you know it's raining?' That happened last week."
"Fine. So I yell strange things during sex."
"It's part of why I love you."
"Bastard." Ran continued his sweeping, oblivious or unaffected by the comment. "Are you as turned on as I am?"
"Storage room?"
"Hell yes." The door to the back room closed as Ran's former implement of cleanliness clattered to the ground.
"Ran! Bow before me muffins"
"Don't make me gag you." The threat was viewed as non-dangerous as Ken declared his love of turkey.
~Owari~
Disclaimer: It ain't mine.
Inappropriate Use of Language in the Bedroom
"Ne, KenKen," Youji drawled, readjusting the position of his sunglasses. Setting down the large, Terra Cota he hefted independently despite the various offers for assistance Ken turned, wiping his grimy hands on worn jeans.
"Yeah?"
"I was watchinf a T.V. special last night on 'Inappropriate Use of Language in the Bedroom', quite interesting. Wanna put in your thoughts?" Ken considered, gnawing his lower lip and tugging on the sleeves of his shirt.
"It would probably be bad to call out your own name."
"Ken?" Both looked to the redhead sweeping away the last remnants of the fangirls. "You've done that before."
"Ran!"
"What? I may sleep with you, but I'll still remember your faults for future exploitation."
"Doesn't count if you've done it KenKen. Of course, it's more then I wanted to know about your and Ran's sex life."
"Fine. Yelling 'I'm King of the Chipmunks' couldn't end in anything good."
"Technically it was 'I'm King of the Squirrels' that you yelled, but it still didn't end well." Youji was now lounging in a chair, feet propped up next to the register, watching as the scene continued.
"I've never stated the obvious in bed, have I?"
"Ken, I've lost count of how many times you've yelled 'Tie me up and fuck me' when I am."
Youji decided this was his cue to exit stage right. Some personal things needed to remain personal.
"Have I ever yelled out the name of food?"
"Such as 'Apple Pie', or 'Strawberries'?"
"Mentioned the weather?"
"And I quote, 'Ahh, Ran! Right there. Did you know it's raining?' That happened last week."
"Fine. So I yell strange things during sex."
"It's part of why I love you."
"Bastard." Ran continued his sweeping, oblivious or unaffected by the comment. "Are you as turned on as I am?"
"Storage room?"
"Hell yes." The door to the back room closed as Ran's former implement of cleanliness clattered to the ground.
"Ran! Bow before me muffins"
"Don't make me gag you." The threat was viewed as non-dangerous as Ken declared his love of turkey.
~Owari~