Pardon the Parody
*A/N* This is a MAJOR crossover!There will also be MAJOR OOCness!So,if you don't like crazy stuff,don't read this.The crossovers will be anime,movie,and just about anything I can think of.I'm putting it in anime crossovers because that's what it will mainly be.Some chapters will be all one show;others will be crossovers.Most of the time,each chapter will be different,sometimes I might continue a story.When I put THE END at the end of a chapter,that just means it won't be continued in another chapter.Also,if the two times of two shows(or movies) are different in a chapter,it's probably gonna be A/U.I figured you'd just assume that,but I went ahead and told ya anyway.
Ch1: Ranma is killed...by MICHAEL MYERS?!(or not) (Ranma ½ / Halloween Crossover)
Akane sat in the corner, curled up in a tight ball. She closed her eyes as Michael drew nearer.
She waited for the blow to come, but it never did. She heard struggling and looked up.
Ranma had ran up and grabbed Michael's arm and was struggling to get the knife out of his hands. Michael broke free and threw Ranma against the wall. He walked up to Ranma.
He picked Ranma up by the neck and jabbed the knife into his stomach, pinning him up against the wall.
Akane watched this all in horror. She started crying as she saw the life escape Ranma's eyes. She closed her eyes as she heard a thump, when Michael removed the knife.
Since Michael basically walks everywhere, Akane figured she'd have enough time to make go see if Ranma was really dead. he quickly crawled over to him, softly crying. She lifted up his head and held him a moment.
He threw his arms around her and shouted, " You CARE?! YAY!"
"You're not dead?!" She shouted as a mallet appeared and she whacked Ranma.
He collapsed, " Oh no! I think I killed him!"
Michael drew nearer and Akane got up, and turned around.
" YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED RANMA!!! " Akane ran at him with new found strength and her fears gone.
She whacked Michael on the head, cracking his skull and killing him.
"Well, that was easy." She ran over to Ranma and started crying again.
"A-Akane?" Ranma said as he slowly opened his eyes.
"Yes Ranma?" Akane said with dewy eyes.
"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HIT ME?!" Ranma yelled making Akane do a couple of flips.
Ranma and Akane started fighting again, and everything went back to normal.
*A/N* I know,incredibly stupid,but it's supposed to be.Did you like it?Please tell me!R/R!
*A/N* This is a MAJOR crossover!There will also be MAJOR OOCness!So,if you don't like crazy stuff,don't read this.The crossovers will be anime,movie,and just about anything I can think of.I'm putting it in anime crossovers because that's what it will mainly be.Some chapters will be all one show;others will be crossovers.Most of the time,each chapter will be different,sometimes I might continue a story.When I put THE END at the end of a chapter,that just means it won't be continued in another chapter.Also,if the two times of two shows(or movies) are different in a chapter,it's probably gonna be A/U.I figured you'd just assume that,but I went ahead and told ya anyway.
Ch1: Ranma is killed...by MICHAEL MYERS?!(or not) (Ranma ½ / Halloween Crossover)
Akane sat in the corner, curled up in a tight ball. She closed her eyes as Michael drew nearer.
She waited for the blow to come, but it never did. She heard struggling and looked up.
Ranma had ran up and grabbed Michael's arm and was struggling to get the knife out of his hands. Michael broke free and threw Ranma against the wall. He walked up to Ranma.
He picked Ranma up by the neck and jabbed the knife into his stomach, pinning him up against the wall.
Akane watched this all in horror. She started crying as she saw the life escape Ranma's eyes. She closed her eyes as she heard a thump, when Michael removed the knife.
Since Michael basically walks everywhere, Akane figured she'd have enough time to make go see if Ranma was really dead. he quickly crawled over to him, softly crying. She lifted up his head and held him a moment.
He threw his arms around her and shouted, " You CARE?! YAY!"
"You're not dead?!" She shouted as a mallet appeared and she whacked Ranma.
He collapsed, " Oh no! I think I killed him!"
Michael drew nearer and Akane got up, and turned around.
" YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED RANMA!!! " Akane ran at him with new found strength and her fears gone.
She whacked Michael on the head, cracking his skull and killing him.
"Well, that was easy." She ran over to Ranma and started crying again.
"A-Akane?" Ranma said as he slowly opened his eyes.
"Yes Ranma?" Akane said with dewy eyes.
"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HIT ME?!" Ranma yelled making Akane do a couple of flips.
Ranma and Akane started fighting again, and everything went back to normal.
*A/N* I know,incredibly stupid,but it's supposed to be.Did you like it?Please tell me!R/R!
