Blue: *Cackles* Oh, teen movie spoofing, how I love thee....

Shini: *Starts counting the ways*

Blue: And while she's doing that, it's time to hold up the cast!

The jock - Yami Yuugi.

The gorgeous loser - Mutou Yuugi.

School slut - Nozaka Miho.

(Gorgeous) exchange student - Malik Ishtar.

Token black guy - Rishid.

Bitchy cheerleader - Kujaku Mai.

The school bully - Yami Malik.

The 'tough' chick - Mazaki Anzu.

Exchange student's sister - Isis Ishtar.

The (backstabbing) 'best' friend - Yami Bakura.

The (cute) geek - Bakura Ryou.

Comical duo - Honda Hiroto and Jounouchi Katsuya.

The goth - Otogi Ryuuji.

The innocent little sister - Jounouchi Shizuka.

The annoying little brother - Kaiba Mokuba.

The loner - Kaiba Seto.

Shini: So what do you say Yuugi? Do we have a deal?

Yuugi: ....Well... I don't know

Blue: Come on. It'll be fun! Like.. a bonding experience... *Hands him the scripts* It's all in your hands. Well, not really. We threaten your friends and family, if you don't do this. And we know there's a lot of them. Your mom and grandpa... not to mention your little scoobie gang....

Shini: Bring us the movie soon!

Blue: Toodles.

Both: *Run off cackling*

It was a warm sunny day when the Yu-gi-oh crew gathered in Yuugi's room above the games shop.

Everyone, including Miho the first series girl was there. Seto was there. He'd been promised a god card if he came.

Malik was there because killing Yuugi would be fun. Why the yami's were separated from their hikari's we still don't know, but they were. We also don't know how Yami Malik managed to actually be alive AND out of Malik while Rishid was conscious, but never mind. Yami Malik was glowering at everyone, then smiling like a mental case. Evil mental smiles, mainly because he's evil and pretty mental.

Yami Yuugi looked bothered. He didn't like having the tomb robber, the psycho, the hikari psycho and the CEO in his room. Well, technically Yuugi's room, but Yami Yuugi would never admit to that.

There was a lone silence as Yuugi was downstairs shutting (And locking) the door. He didn't really expect this to stop anyone who'd gotten out, but apparently there had been adjustments made... Like electrified chicken wire and hydraulic steel doors...

Whoever had set up the movie making studio seemed to have experience in this sort of thing.

When Yuugi finally entered the room, all eyes turned to him. Isis was busy restraining her brother and his yami while Seto spoke.

"Yuugi. I want the god card you promised me."

Yami Yuugi spun around. "Aibou! You can't go giving away our god cards! How will I ever get my memories back?!"

Yuugi shuffled nervously. "Don't worry mou hitori no boku... I lied."

"You... lied."

"Then why are we here?"

Malik took the uproar as a chance to slip away from his sister, and try and attack the pharaoh. Problem was, Yami Bakura got there first. He knocked the blonde boy out of the way. "Okay! If you aren't giving me the sennen puzzle, what are we doing here!"

"Aibou! You can't just go giving these things away. You know they're precious. I thought you'd never betray my trust!"

"Don't worry mou hitori no boku! I lied about that too. You're all here to make a movie."

Stunned silence, broken by Yami Malik. "Foolish boy. I'd never participate in such a pathetic activity. I'm leaving right now."

Yuugi replied in a quiet voice. "I'm sorry Mr. Malik, but you can't. Thy gave me a stun gun, and the doors are locked, bared, wired and electrified. I'm not in this alone. I'm sorry."

Shizuka looked calm. "Making a movie sounds fun, ne oniichan?"

"Sure!" Jounouchi replied, grinning broadly. "If Yuugi's in charge, it'll be just fine."

Yuugi neglected mentioning that he wasn't really in charge. He only got to control the stun gun.

Anzu nodded. "It does sound different... but why the crowd?"

Yuugi shrugged. "Lots of roles." He handed them out. Bakura exploded.

"I am NOT going to be a best friend to ANYone!"

"It's not just anyone." Yuugi smiled innocently. "You're going to be mou hitori no boku's best friend."

Bakura was torn between killing Yuugi and yelling at him. He settled for grinding his teeth and looking menacing.

Miho blinked. "The school slut?"

"Well they figured since you called Ryou a pretty boy, that was sluttish enough for them..." Yuugi seemed apologetic.

"Aibou..." Yami frowned. "Who's 'them'?"

Yuugi sighed. He'd been expecting that. "The ones blackmailing me into doing this...."

"Blackmailing? What could anyone possibly blackmail you for?" Mai put her hand on her hip and waited for an answer.

"Well, attempting to watch a porn video and--" Yuugi covered Jou's mouth and sweatdropped.

"Uh.... nothing at all. They're threatening me, not blackmailing me."

Yami Yuugi's face contorted. "There'll be shadow games after this is through. Come on aibou, we're taking you out."

Yuugi shook his head. "We're trapped. We're totally trapped."

"Naniiiii?!" Jounouchi and Honda's mouths dropped.

"Calm down." Ishizu cut in. "Yuugi, why are we trapped?"

Yuugi stared at the ground. "Well... there's hydraulic steel doors and electrified chicken wire baring the way..."

"Oh dear...." Ryou sighed. "When did you get those installed? Can't you open them?"

Yuugi shook his head. "They took no chances.... We're all stuck to make the movie."

Anzu blinked. "Yuugi.... "

"I'm not staring in a stupid movie." Seto folded his arms.

"Yeah." Otogi flipped his ponytail over his shoulder. "I agree with Kaiba. I'm famous enough without staring in... what looks like a teenage movie piece of junk."

"It doesn't seem like we have much of a choice." Malik eyed Yuugi. "But maybe if we kill him--"

"No one harms my aibou!" Yami Yuugi glowered.

Malik smirked. "Well, I'd prefer to kill you, but your light is weaker."

Yami Malik smirked sadistically. "I want to do it. No one else does, so it'll make them miserable. That'll be fun."

"Master Malik..." Rishid said, "Do you want me to do anything?"

The blonde sighed, looking defeated. "Get it over with so we can get out nice and quickly." He fingered the sennen rod. "Or I may end up killing someone."

"Niisama, Where are we going to make this movie?" Mokuba asked, looking up from the paper.

Seto shrugged. "I don't know. He probably got a budget camera..."

Bakura snorted. "I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sitting out."

Yami Yuugi and Yami Malik gave him almost identical glares. "If you don't do it I'll send you to the shadow realm!"

Bakura glared back, but grudging agreed.

Yuugi smiled. "We're all set!"

He skipped off down the stairs, everyone else in tow. Most of them muttering death threats under their breath.

Yami Yuugi raised his eyebrows in curiosity as Yuugi led them into a basement and hit the lights.

"Yuugi... since when do you have a studio?" Anzu asked, totally surprised.

"Uh... I don't know." Yuugi answered truthfully. "I really don't know...."

Seto looked impressed, but he wasn't about to admit it. Mokuba was. "Wow, Yuugi! Not even Niisama has one of these!"

Seto made a mental note to make a movie studio. 'But I will....'

Yuugi pointed to what looked like a high school classroom scene. "It opens there... I think."

He looked at the story outline. "I'm the main character. And Ryou's my best friend."

Ryou smiled.

"He's the geek and I'm the loser."

Ryou's smile wavered. Yami Bakura laughed evilly.

"And apparently I have to get the jock - Who is being played by Yami - to fall in love with me. But he's dating Mai - Who is the cheerleader."

"The bitchy cheerleader." Mai rolled her eyes. "Yuugi honey, who came up with these roles?"

"Aww, what're you going to do?" Yami Malik asked.

"Call your agent?" Malik finished. They both cackled. Mai just rolled her eyes.

"Miho is attempting to get Yami to sleep with her." Yuugi said.

"Me... and him?" Miho asked. "You want me to do that?"

"I don't.... 'they' do."

Yami was frowning. "Yuugi, are either of us playing girls?"

"No..." Yuugi sweatdropped.

"Then WHY are you supposed to make me fall in love with you?"

"I think one of the authors was a yaoi fangirl...."

Mokuba's eye twitched. "Does that mean we'll all be gay?"

"Mmmm... no." Yuugi replied. "The other one wasn't."

Jounouchi looked over his script at Seto. "Well, HE'S perfect for his role... almost like they knew him."

"Shut up you dumb dog!" Seto and Mokuba both glared.

"Hey he's not a dog." Otogi pointed out. "I put him in a dog costume, and it really didn't suit him."

Honda looked up from the script. "Hey, I might end up with Shizuka! I'm all for it!"

Otogi's eyebrows rose. "What?! Why you?!"

"Because he's Jou's best friend, and she's Jou's sister. But you take an interest in her too Otogi."

"You goth you..." Jounouchi teased. Otogi just glared.

"Can we just get this over with?" Malik interrupted. "I don't want to be here for long."

"It'll be interesting to see Rishid as the token black guy." Yami Malik smirked evilly. "If he's acting the same way as the one's in neesan's chick flicks."

All eyes turned to Isis.

"I am a girl, afterall...."

"Okay!" Yuugi pointed them all to their places. He set Shizuka in charge of the camera, seeing as she wasn't in it until later. He himself sat down next to Ryou. "Okay Shizuka! Lights, camera, action!"

Blue: And the moral of the story is, never underestimate the minds of insane fangirls. *Huggles all the characters, except Miho.*

Shini: Man, when did we get around to building a studio under Yuugi's house?

Blue: Oh, I've been planning ahead. You always said you wanted your own studio, afterall.

Shini: *Grin* I love cameras!

Blue: Actually, Yuugi, the real reason we called Miho the slut was because the last letter of her name is Ho.... I didn't think she was a slut because of the Ryou thing. I just hated her.

Shini: Letter?

Blue: *Sweardrops* Well... it's only two letters in Japanese. Mi and Ho....