Wiccachic: okay, yeah, I know. I am horrible. I haven't written anything in FOREVER. I just have to say that I have been going to school and to work, so my time has been cut. I haven't even seen my family in a while. SO, I offer myself up to what ever punishment you are going to give me. ::throws arms out and closes eyes:: I'm ready! ::peeks open eye:: well, if you could just hold off a sec and let me write this chappie?

For the disclaimer thingy--I WISH

"Ahm frum the countre an' ah like't thayt way…"

Wufei groaned inaudibly as the old man continued to sing in an incredibly off key note to bad country music and just barely kept himself from tossing himself out of the vehicle. The other pilots were going to suffer greatly for this latest injustice and he was relishing the various ways of handing out said punishment when the next song came on.

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Joleeeeene, I'm beggin of ya please don't take my maaaan…" Doly Pardon's voice filtered throught he old speakers to reach his ears and he silently lipped the words to himself.

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeene, Please don't take him just because you caaaan. Your beauty is beyond compare with flamin' locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald greeeen…"

Wufei tapped his foot and continued to sing with the radio and almost-but not quite-smiled.

~*0*~

"Truth!"

Heero grinned evilly and got comfortable in his seat. "Well, there are so many things I want to ask…"

Duo looked at him worriedly and almost gulped. There were several things he didn't want to tell, but he feared what the forfeit would be. "So?" he asked with false bravado.

"Well…How many lovers have you actually had?"

"Man or woman?"

"Both."

"Counting you?"

"Nope."

"Ummmmm…" he briefly considered lying, but discarded that idea. Heero would catch him at a lie, because he was never really that good at fooling the stoic pilot. "That would be…" mumble mumble.

"What was that?"

"One."

"What?"

"One!!"

Heero blinked. "Man or woman?"

"Nuh-uh. I've already done my truth."

"Fine." Heero smirked. Duo did not trust the smirk.

~*0*~

"…Crazy. Crazy for feelin' so lonely. Crazy. I'm crazy for feelin' so blue. I'm crazy for tryin' and crazy for cryin' and I'm crazy for lovin' you…"

~*0*~

"Trowa, Truth or Dare?" Quatre asked sweetly (a/n cuz he does everything sweetly)

"Hmmmm….Dare."

Quatre's eyes sparkled and he leaned over and whispered in Trowa's ear. His visible green eye widened in horror and he backed away from the blonde.

"No!!"

"Then you pay forfeit?"

His eye narrowed. "What is forfeit?"

"Strip tease."

"That is preferable."

"To Spice Girls."

"Spice Girls?"

"Down to nothing."

Trowa gulped. "Nothing?"

"And no sex for a week."

Trowa stared at the supposedly angelic boy and his jaw dropped. "That's black mail!" his eye narrowed again. "You can't do that in Truth or Dare."

Quatre grinned smugly. "I can't?"

"You wouldn't last the whole week."

"You're forgetting who waited three years for you."

"That's a low blow, angel."

Quatre grinned adorably. "So?"

"I guess I do the dare."

"What was it?" Duo's curiosity had almost gnawed through his guts while listening to their conversation and he was even then just barely keeping in his seat to keep from throttling the answer out of him quicker.

"Well…"

~*0*~

"…Delta Dawn what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by! And did I hear you say, he was a meetn' you here today to take you to his mansion in the skyyyy."

Wufei frowned disappointedly at the gas station as it came in to view and he grinned over at Bud. "Thank you for the ride." he stated politely.

"Nawt a prolem, k'd." he replied with a toothless grin. "hey, ya think ya'd need a rayd bayck a'ta yor truck?"

"I think I just might. Would you mind waiting?"

~*0*~

Wiccachic: wtf? Wufei singing country??? ha ha, I'm to crazy even for my self!! ::giggles:: okay, yeah, now you may commence with the punishment.

a/n: interesting side note, I love the song Jolene. It has a special meaning for me because that's my mother's name. I also love classic country, even though I'm a rock fan. Go figure.