Blue: Whoo~ Now what? People need to give us cliche teen movie ideas!

Shini: Yeah... Um... What shall we do?

Blue: ...

Shini: ...

Blue: ...

Shini: Lets bring Malik in.

Blue: Yeah.

Yami Yuugi cackled at the script. "Kaiba has to be a teacher? This is defiantly something I want to see."

"Or don't want to see." Bakura added, smiling maliciously.

Yami Yuugi shook his head. "Don't be stupid tomb robber. You have to see him to laugh at him."

"Okay. Everyone ready?" Shizuka asked. "You ready, oniichan?"

Jounouchi grinned and gave the thumbs up. "Ready, steady!!"

Evil cackling came from the changing rooms, followed by a yell that sounded like it belonged to everyone's favourite (or least favourite, if you don't like him) billionaire.

"I REFUSE TO WEAR THIS FAKE HAIR!"

"Don't worry Kaiba-kun!" Came Yuugi's cheerful voice. "You look just fine."

"He looks like a dickhead!"

"Please, Malik-kun... We'll never get him out of here if you continue like that."

"You wouldn't anyway." Seto again.

"Wanna bet?" That was Malik.

"Uh... Malik-kun?" Yuugi.

"Put the rod down."

"No! Malik-kun, stop!"

"Hahahaha...."

"FINE."

Seto stalked out. Almost everyone in the room snickered at the wig and fake moustache he was wearing. Seto glared.

"Oh, shut up."

"That was a very emotional display, Kaiba-kun." Yuugi popped out from the changing room. "Now..."

"Guess it's my grand entrance." Malik yawned, and covered his mouth.

Yuugi nodded violently. "Yes. After Rishid's scene, Ryou and I will meet you."

He hurried them over to a corridor scene, and they all got into position.

"Okay!" Shizuka smiled "Lights, camera, action!"

"So, Bakura-kun, what... oopss!"

"Cut!" Shizuka stopped the camera. "Yuugi-san..."

Yuugi sweatdropped. "I'm sorry."

They began again.

"So, Ryou, what do you think the new student will be like?"

Ryou paused. "I've heard that he's very attractive... and has a pretty sister. That's about all your hear."

"I suppose you're right.... hey, there's Rishid... he's talking to someone I've never seen before. Maybe that's her."

They stopped in front of Isis and Rishid, A.K.A, the token black guy. He looked at Isis, and said, without any emotion:

"Damn girl. You're hot."

"...Cut." Shizuka stopped the camera.

"Now Rishid." Yuugi said, with a serious face. "That is not how the token black guy sounds. It's something like... 'Dayam, gurl!'

"Da-yam, girl."

"....Um... We need emotion." Yuugi looked around. "Is there anything we can show him to help him with the accent?"

Ryou looked around, and finally went to look in the back room. He came back with a scary movie tape. "Is this one?"

Yuugi's eyes widened. "Um.... NO!"

Ryou put it back, and after searching, placed an appropriate video in VCR. They fast forwarded to an appropriate part.

"Dayam, gal!"

Ryou paused it.

"Now you see?" Yuugi asked. Rishid nodded.

"Day-am, girl."

"Dayam, gal!"

"Dayam, gal."

"Dayam, gal!"

There was a long silence. Yami Bakura finally cracked. "RA DAMN IT! JUST PRETEND YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY ANGRY! LIKE ME!"

Rishid closed his eyes, looking as if he was building up angry vibes. "DAMN GIRL!"

After a few minutes of discussion, the gang decided to steal sound clips from another movie, and insert them.

"Action!"

"......." Long silence from Rishid, where sound would be inserted.

"Damn me what?" Isis put on an accent.

"You fine." Rishid said with no emotion.

The scene was cut again. Yuugi decided to emit the scene from the movie. The girls would understand.... hopefully.

So Ryou and Yuugi continued their walk down the hall, until they reached a classroom, went in, and sat down. The bell wasn't supposed to ring for 15 minutes. Malik was sitting, conveniently and unexplainably next to Ryou's desk, such were the occurrences in teen movies.

"Hey. You must be the new student." Ryou flashed a shy, sweet smile.

Malik looked up from his book. He was supposed to have a blank look on his face, but there was a cocky grin instead. "Yeah. I am. What's it to you, chicken-wuss?"

Ryou blinked. "Eto... Malik-kun.... that's not in the script."

"Cut..."

Yuugi sighed. "Malik-kun...."

Malik shrugged. "I just wanted some fun. That's all."

"Hai.... Action!"

"Hey. You must be the new student." Ryou flashed his smile again. Still shy, but less sweet.

"Why, yes I am. I'm Malik Ishtar. And you?"

"Bakura Ryou. And this is my friend, Mutou Yuugi."

"Ryou." Malik drawled the name. "A beautiful name for a beautiful boy."

In a flash Malik was out of his seat, and dragged Ryou into his arms. "I want you here and now."

"WHAT?" Ryou stared up in absolute horror.

"Hush my love, don't speak." Malik purred.

"CUT!" Jounouchi yelled. He was obviously angry. "DON'T expose my sister to such.... explicit material!"

"Ooh, he knows big words." Malik yawned, and dropped Ryou on the ground. "Don't tire yourself, using vocabulary you don't understand."

Ryou got up and rubbed his head, and Seto glared, for once agreeing with Jounouchi about exposing children such as Mokuba and Shizuka to such.... horrible scenes.

"Look, Ishtar." Yami Yuugi folded his arms. "I don't like this anymore than you do, but behave. Even Kaiba is behaving. Rarity for him."

Malik smirked, returned to his desk, intertwined his fingers, and balanced his chin on his hands. "Oh, but I do like it. I'm just having fun."

"Fine." Yuugi sighed. "We'll start again."

Shizuka started rolling. Ryou tried hard to behave kindly. "Hey. You must be the new student."

"Oui. Je suis Français. Tu es tres beau!"

Ryou blinked. "Um... pardon?"

Malik smirked. "In a nut shell I told you I'm French and that you're hot."

Ryou blushed. "Um....um...."

"Shizuka, that's a cut!" Jounouchi's eyes were narrowed. Then he turned on the Arabic boy. "Ishtar! Stop behaving this way around my sister!"

Malik smirked. "Oh, but this is rather entertaining." He winked at Ryou, who blushed and looked away.

Bakura seemed fed up. "Stop hitting on my vessel! If he responded and you became a couple, I'd be stuck with you, you little fucker!"

Everyone decided to ignore that comment, except for Seto and Jounouchi, who glared and made comments about the language being heard by their precious little darling siblings.

Anyhow, under threat of death from Yami Bakura, Malik had to behave this scene. And seeing as this was Yami Bakura, it was obviously not a bluff.

So Ryou greeted Malik, Malik replied, and then Yuugi decided to speak up.

"I hear you have a sister."

"Mm. Her name is Isis." Malik replied. "Do any of you have any siblings?"

The both of them shook their heads. Ryou tried not to think about his little sister, Amane.

"So where are you from?" Yuugi asked, innocently.

"I'm from Egypt." Malik read out what it said on the script.

"Wow…" Ryou's eyes widened. "All the way from Egypt?"

"Yup. So--"

Then the bell rang. Malik gave an apologetic smile and a wink that only Ryou saw. He blushed, and they all turned to the front of the class room. Shizuka called a cut before Malik could mess up.

Blue: Aah, Cazzy-chan, don't worry. Every teen movie needs its nobodies. The people who star in the slow-clap moments, the random nameless people in class...

Shini: *Snorts*

Blue: You can be an extra if you like... if you don't mind living off our classic low-fat doughnuts and diet pepsi, and being locked in with a titchy Yu-gi-oh crew...

Shini: Don't ask about the doughnuts. Or pepsi. (Pepsi! Smash the conspiracy!) It's a long story involving Gundam wing....

Blue: Mm. Extras would be handy. You don't find empty school yards that often unless there's creepy cafeteria ladies putting rat poison in the Jelly....

Shini: We don't even have cafeteria ladies.

Blue: Oh shit....