The Legend Reincarnated
Chapter 3
By Yukira Tsurama Author's Notes: Looks like I'll have more time to write. School's out, has been for over a week now.Anyways, here is a small thank you for Benney Chaos and Wu_spy for reviewing: Thanks. I'm somehow inspired to write. Also, I really haven't decided on a plot but I'm working on it!

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Gao Nu looked up from the pool table to see a large, drunk man before him.

"Hey you," said the drunk man, "What the hell are you doing? Going into a bar and not getting a drink."

Gao Nu just stood there, challenging the man with his eyes. "Yeah, so what?"

The man just stood there for a second, his train of thought obviously still boarding the station. Gao turned around and concentrated on his game. Seconds later, someone tapped him on the shoulder. Gao turned around and quickly dodged a punch from the drunk man.

"What the hell is your problem!?" shouted Gao Nu, his anger rising.

The man lunged for Gao, knocking over a few stools, causing several couples to run away in fear.

The man got up, staggering and advanced towards Gao Nu. Obviously, the man was probably very heavy. Gao hurled a glass of wine at his head and kicked him hard.

Suddenly, the door burst open and Gao turned around to see a woman with a gun.

"Alright!" she yelled "What's going on?"

Gao pointed to the unconscious man on the floor. "Self defense."

The woman put her gun down. "Okay. Get into the car."

"What's wrong with you!?" asked Gao Nu, "You try to arrest us, yet you show no ID?"

The woman pulled a card out of her wallet and showed it to Gao. "Tracy Wong, police investigator. Now follow me."

"Hell no! You can't make me!" Gao Nu jumped into his fighting stance.

For once, Tracy Wong looked amused. "Do you dare to defy the U.S. police?"

Gao stared at her, an incredulous expression on his face. Then, Tracy ran behind him, pulled a handcuff out of her pocket and restrained him.

"What the hell!? Restrained by a policewoman? NOOOO!!!" screamed Gao Nu, kicking and struggling as Tracy Wong pulled him into the backseat of the police car.

When Tracy started driving, Gao Nu continued to scream obscenities from the back of the car. Finally, she had it.

"Will you shut up? I can use this against you, y'know." Said Tracy from the front seat.

For a moment, Gao stayed quiet. Tracy began to relax, that is, until Gao Nu started to shout again.

"Look, if you can shut up until we get to the station, I might let you go early."

Gao shot her an evil glare. "Let me go! I did nothing! NOTHING!! Innocent until proven guilty!"

"Shut up, I didn't even accuse you of anything."

Finally, they reached the station. It was almost midnight already, but there were still policemen inside.

Tracy opened the backseat and pulled out Gao Nu. Gao took this opportunity to run off.

"GET BACK HERE!!" commanded Tracy, running after him.

"Never! Gao Nu refuses to be caught!"

Tracy lunged for Gao and landed on his back. Gao Nu groaned.

"You can still cooperate."

"Never!" protested Gao Nu, struggling to escape, "The police are heartless dictators, I refuse to abide by your commands."

"Shut up," muttered Tracy, "I should sentence you for this, but I won't."

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The figure moving around in the darkness laughed, a hysterical laugh.

"So tell me again how this works?"

The short, puny man led the other into a completely white room.

"Well, you see, here's how it works. We have to hire a trained assassin to murder the current president. Then, you run for president at the next election. We will murder the other candidates. When you become president, we will murder the cabinet and the legislative and judicial governments. In turn, we will have our own men replace the old advisors. China will be ours!" explained the puny one.

"Shut up, dork. China will be mine." Retorted the fat tyrant.

The puny man bowed his head in shame. "Yes, China will be yours.

"So who will we hire for our assassin?"

The puny man motioned for another man to enter the room.

"You see," started the other man, "There is a very dangerous assassin in Yangzhou. His name is Chen Lan. If he works for us, we will be very powerful. I know a way to hire him."

The fat tyrant stood up. "How?"

"Well," continued the man, thinking, "It is said that Chen Lan has a hobby of collecting sports cars."

"Very well then." Replied the fat tyrant , "I have a vast collection of cars. I will offer my best one to him, a speedy one, which I have nicknamed Red Hare."

"Red Hare?" the two other men blinked curiously.

"Exactly. Now shut up and get to work. We have less than a week to hire Chen Lan and assassinate the president. The current president will soon depart on a vacation trip to Australia."

"Haha, excellent." Said the tyrant. "China is mine!"

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Chen Lan smiled. He was being paid nearly 50,000 American dollars to assassinate some gang member. He pressed hard on the gas pedal and began to pursue his next victim. Suddenly, a group of black cars blocked his path. Several men in black tuxedoes climbed out and walked towards him.

Chen got out of his car. "What do you want?"

The puniest of the men stepped forward and handed him a envelope. "Mr. Chen Lan, my boss, Tai Heng, wishes to hire you."

Chen pretended to look annoyed. "What's in it for me?"

"Come with us, we'll show you."

As Chen followed the men, he thought, "Hmm, maybe I'll wait tomorrow to collect the money. I have time."

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Wow, this seems to be the longest chapter I've written so far. Anyways, I know that I said that this chapter would be about the Qiaos but.I dunno. Oh well. Maybe in a few chapters?

Anyways, please review, I don't get many reviews, except for Dynasty Warriors in High School but that was my first fanfic. Need more ideas.

Note: If you haven't guessed already, Gao Nu is Gan Ning.