BILLY AND JACKIE'S CRAZY POINTLESS FANFIC!!!
CHAPTER 2!!!!
Copyright 2003 by: Billy and Jackie or Jackie and Billy or... I think you get the idea!!
Jackie: *dances* CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 2!!!
Billy: WOW!!! THE SEQUEL!!! AWESOME!!!! Even though sequels aren't that great...
Jackie: BILLY!!! Hush!! You'll jinx us!!!!
Billy: ^^U Sorry!!
~*Disclaimer*~
(wow, fancier than last time!!)
All characters in this fanfic are owned by... umm.... their owners!!!!
YEAH!!!
Jackie owns Sephy!!!!! (or so she thinks)(Sephy belongs to his owner) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jackie: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!! We're here with the second chappie!!! ALL RIGHT!!!
Billy: New guest this time!!! Hopefully, one that's a lot more talkative and comfortable among psychos!!!!
Jackie: Who you callin psycho?! Moi? OoOoOoOoOo wait!! I know who!!! *points at reflection of herself in mirror* YOU!!!
Billy: umm.... yeah.
Liz: HEWO AUDIENCE!!!! *cricket chirps* I'M THE HIGH ONE!!!
Jackie: High One: Short for High Priestess of the Toad-Lizards (key word: High!!)
Liz: Today, our special-ful guest am...........VASH VASH!!! From Trigun!!!
Vash: Hi!! *grins stupidly*
Billy: OOOO!!!! Vash!! Can I see your gun??
Vash: No... too dangerous!!
Billy: PWEASE?? *puppy pout*
Vash: Who knows what destruction you could cause!!!
Billy: *sniff* I'M NOT DESTRUCTIVE!! Those last two towns I stayed in destroyed themselves!!!
Liz: *glompses Vash* VASH!! Can I have Wolfwood's number?? Please???
Vash: *whispers Wolfwood's cell phone # to Liz*
Billy: *takes Vash Vash's gun while he's not looking* YAY!! GUN!! *goes off to knock over a mini-mart*
Dee: Nyao!! ^-^ Jackie-ness? Where am the feesh you promiseded me??
Jackie: Deedle-ness!! *glompses Deedle and gives her feesh*
Dee: YAY!! Feesh for Deedle!!!
Liz: *laughs insanely* VASH!! When did you realize your brother were EEEVIL?!
Vash: *sniff* He always seemed... different from me. I think I realized it but never really realized it.
Liz: *sings San Dimas High School Football Rules*
Billy: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
Jackie: *glomps Billy* YAY!!
Liz: Vash! Let's see how tall you are... in LIZ MEASUREMENTS! *takes out her measuring tape* hmm... let's see.... aha!!! 49 floogles!!
Jackie: *jumps on top of Vash Vash's head* Boy, you're tall!! I can see my house from here!! *jumps off and sits back in her chair*
Vash: Let's get some donuts!!
everyone: ALL RIGHT!!
Jackie: Vash Vash is buying!!
*everyone runs off screen to find the nearest Dunkin Donuts*
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*20 minutes later*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Jackie: *in Ricky Ricardo accent* Lucy! I'm home!
Liz: *is munching contently on a donut*
Dee: *is curled up on Vash Vash's head, munching on a donut*
Vash: *has a donut in his mouth* *is petting Deedle like she's a cat*
Billy: *has a box of donuts on his head and is pulling them out and eating them 1 by 1*
Jackie: LA DEE DA!!!
Dee: You called?
Jackie: o.o No Deedle I were singing!!
Liz: *calls up Wolfwood* *in stalker voice* I know what you did last winter...
Wolfwood (over phone): VASH?! Is that you? I knew I shouldn't have given you my cell #!!!
Liz: *Darth Vader imitation* Nicholas........ I am your...........STALKER!!
Wolfwood: o.0UUU *hangs up*
Liz: Aww dookie.... *snaps finger* OWIE!! GAH! *over dramatizes over finger*
Jackie: o.o You okay??
Liz: I has a boo boo!!! ;.;
Jackie: Awwa!!!! Poor Liz!!!!
Liz: ^_^U It am otay! Just a small boo boo!
Billy: Time to close this chappie up!!! *kisses* MWAH!! BUH BYE NOW!!
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Sean: I'm gonna take over this ending... and.......umm.... what was it Billy?
Billy: Close it!!
Sean: Oh yeah! That's it! ^^U This was brought to you by CNN.... CNN........
Billy: Sean??
Sean: CNN.............
Billy: Ok... I guess I'll close it since my best friend over here can't...
Sean: CNN.............
Billy: Thank you for joining us! We hope to see you next chapter!! No flaming, just reviews!! We like reviews!! We don't like flames!!
Jackie: Fire!!!!! *takes out a marshmallow on a stick*
Billy: umm.... k..... BYE!!! ^_^
CHAPTER 2!!!!
Copyright 2003 by: Billy and Jackie or Jackie and Billy or... I think you get the idea!!
Jackie: *dances* CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 2!!!
Billy: WOW!!! THE SEQUEL!!! AWESOME!!!! Even though sequels aren't that great...
Jackie: BILLY!!! Hush!! You'll jinx us!!!!
Billy: ^^U Sorry!!
~*Disclaimer*~
(wow, fancier than last time!!)
All characters in this fanfic are owned by... umm.... their owners!!!!
YEAH!!!
Jackie owns Sephy!!!!! (or so she thinks)(Sephy belongs to his owner) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jackie: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!! We're here with the second chappie!!! ALL RIGHT!!!
Billy: New guest this time!!! Hopefully, one that's a lot more talkative and comfortable among psychos!!!!
Jackie: Who you callin psycho?! Moi? OoOoOoOoOo wait!! I know who!!! *points at reflection of herself in mirror* YOU!!!
Billy: umm.... yeah.
Liz: HEWO AUDIENCE!!!! *cricket chirps* I'M THE HIGH ONE!!!
Jackie: High One: Short for High Priestess of the Toad-Lizards (key word: High!!)
Liz: Today, our special-ful guest am...........VASH VASH!!! From Trigun!!!
Vash: Hi!! *grins stupidly*
Billy: OOOO!!!! Vash!! Can I see your gun??
Vash: No... too dangerous!!
Billy: PWEASE?? *puppy pout*
Vash: Who knows what destruction you could cause!!!
Billy: *sniff* I'M NOT DESTRUCTIVE!! Those last two towns I stayed in destroyed themselves!!!
Liz: *glompses Vash* VASH!! Can I have Wolfwood's number?? Please???
Vash: *whispers Wolfwood's cell phone # to Liz*
Billy: *takes Vash Vash's gun while he's not looking* YAY!! GUN!! *goes off to knock over a mini-mart*
Dee: Nyao!! ^-^ Jackie-ness? Where am the feesh you promiseded me??
Jackie: Deedle-ness!! *glompses Deedle and gives her feesh*
Dee: YAY!! Feesh for Deedle!!!
Liz: *laughs insanely* VASH!! When did you realize your brother were EEEVIL?!
Vash: *sniff* He always seemed... different from me. I think I realized it but never really realized it.
Liz: *sings San Dimas High School Football Rules*
Billy: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
Jackie: *glomps Billy* YAY!!
Liz: Vash! Let's see how tall you are... in LIZ MEASUREMENTS! *takes out her measuring tape* hmm... let's see.... aha!!! 49 floogles!!
Jackie: *jumps on top of Vash Vash's head* Boy, you're tall!! I can see my house from here!! *jumps off and sits back in her chair*
Vash: Let's get some donuts!!
everyone: ALL RIGHT!!
Jackie: Vash Vash is buying!!
*everyone runs off screen to find the nearest Dunkin Donuts*
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*20 minutes later*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Jackie: *in Ricky Ricardo accent* Lucy! I'm home!
Liz: *is munching contently on a donut*
Dee: *is curled up on Vash Vash's head, munching on a donut*
Vash: *has a donut in his mouth* *is petting Deedle like she's a cat*
Billy: *has a box of donuts on his head and is pulling them out and eating them 1 by 1*
Jackie: LA DEE DA!!!
Dee: You called?
Jackie: o.o No Deedle I were singing!!
Liz: *calls up Wolfwood* *in stalker voice* I know what you did last winter...
Wolfwood (over phone): VASH?! Is that you? I knew I shouldn't have given you my cell #!!!
Liz: *Darth Vader imitation* Nicholas........ I am your...........STALKER!!
Wolfwood: o.0UUU *hangs up*
Liz: Aww dookie.... *snaps finger* OWIE!! GAH! *over dramatizes over finger*
Jackie: o.o You okay??
Liz: I has a boo boo!!! ;.;
Jackie: Awwa!!!! Poor Liz!!!!
Liz: ^_^U It am otay! Just a small boo boo!
Billy: Time to close this chappie up!!! *kisses* MWAH!! BUH BYE NOW!!
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Sean: I'm gonna take over this ending... and.......umm.... what was it Billy?
Billy: Close it!!
Sean: Oh yeah! That's it! ^^U This was brought to you by CNN.... CNN........
Billy: Sean??
Sean: CNN.............
Billy: Ok... I guess I'll close it since my best friend over here can't...
Sean: CNN.............
Billy: Thank you for joining us! We hope to see you next chapter!! No flaming, just reviews!! We like reviews!! We don't like flames!!
Jackie: Fire!!!!! *takes out a marshmallow on a stick*
Billy: umm.... k..... BYE!!! ^_^