BILLY AND JACKIE'S CRAZY POINTLESS FANFIC!!!
CHAPTER 3!!!!
Copyright 2003
by: the psycho Shirley-ites, Jackie and Billy
Jackie: HA!!!! My name was first this time in the by: part!!!!!!
Billy: *grumbles*
Jackie: We've written 3 chapters!!!!!! WHOO!!! GO US!!!
Billy: *falls asleep*
Jackie: Heyas Necromancer01!! Thankies for your review!! We feels loved now!! Thankies again!! We shall try to keeps interesting!! Ummm.... Disclaimer thingy time!!!
~*Disclaimer*~
We own every single one of these characters! YEAH!!
(j/k! Each of them belongs to their creators and/or owners)
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Jackie: *pokes Billy* WAKE UP LITTLE MONKEE!!!
Billy: *goes under blanket*
Jackie: Grrr...... *shakes Billy by the shoulders* WAKE UP!!!!!
Billy: hn.... mmm..... huh? What'd I miss?
Jackie: Who's our next guest?? Billy?
Billy: Shippo-chan!! Shippo-chan!!
Jackie: *makes Shippo-chan appear magically in the guest chair*
Shippo-chan: Where am I?? Where's Kagome??
Jackie: *makes Kagome appear magically in the guest chair next to Shippo- chan*
Kagome: Where am I?
Shippo-chan: Kagome!! *jumps to Kagome*
Kagome: Shippo-chan! *hugs Shippo-chan*
Jackie: mmmm..... *munches on chicken cutlets* chicken........
Billy: OOOO!!! Shippo-chan!! I haves a question!!!
Shippo-chan: umm... okay...
Billy: When you run away from a fight, could I join you and together we'll run up a tree and buy acorns from a squirrel?
Shippo-chan: umm... sure.... HEY WAIT!! I don't always run away from a fight!!
Kagome: You still haven't answered my question!! Where are we??
Jackie: You're on our talk show!! Our lovely audience.... *points to empty chairs and an old janitor with a broom*... is watching you!!
Kagome: *decides Jackie is out of her mind*
Shippo-chan and Billy: *running around in the audience throwing things at each other*
Billy: *runs out exit door*
Shippo-chan: NOW WHO'S RUNNING AWAY?!
Billy: *comes back with a chainsaw*
Shippo-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for dear life*
Billy: YOU ARE!!
Jackie: *stands on her head* Kagome is a moogle!! Kagome is a moogle!!
Kagome: I am not!! Wait, moogle?? o.o Someone's been playing too much FF7...
Jackie: ^^ uh huh!!
Shippo-chan: *jumps on top of Kagome's head*
Billy: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RACCOON!!! I'M GONNA SLICE YOU LIKE BREAD!!! *tries to hit Shippo-chan with chain saw and almost chops off Kagome's head*
Jackie: I hear the ice cream truck!!!! *runs outside and chases a little girl on a bicycle* ICE CREAM!!!
little girl: GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Jackie: I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *screams a lot*
Jackie: *Darth Vader-ish* Luke... join me... on the dark side.... I will give you an unlimited supply of candy if you do.....
Jackie: *Luke-ish* hmm..... the safety of the universe......or unlimited candy..... universe.......candy..........universe..........candy..............I'LL TAKE THE CANDY!!!
little girl: *takes out cell phone and calls the crazy house*
crazy house peoples: Hiyas!! We take you to place with bouncy walls now!!!
Jackie: YEEHAW!!!!
*Jackie is carted off to the crazy house*
Kagome: o.o *is watching all this craziness*
Billy and Shippo-chan: *sitting in their seats, aiming bazookas at each other*
Billy: I guess I gotta host the show since Jackie got to go to Bouncy-Walls- Land...
Kagome: We could go get her out of there and then you could get back to fighting with Shippo-chan...
Shippo-chan: *is ready to fire his bazooka*
Billy: *pulls out stun gun and stuns Shippo-chan with it*
Shippo-chan: bzzzzz......bzzzzzzt.......bzzzzzzzzzt......*is spazzing on floor*
Billy: *laughing maniacally*
Liz: Time to bust Jackie out of the cra-zee house!!!!
everyone that's not stunned or in the crazy house or not there: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Liz: Well... my mommy said I came from the hopsicle..... I don't believe her though!! ^_^ I came from the stork!!!
everyone: o.oU
Liz: oooooook....... TIME TO BUST HER OUT NOW!!!
*everyone runs to the cra-zee house*
Jackie: *is in padded room bouncing* WHEE!!!
Guard 1: Is she still....
Guard 2: Yep...
Guard 1: wow....
Guard 2: I bet you $20 she could go for hours...
Guard 1: I bet you $20 she could go for 2 days....
Liz + Kagome: *are disguised as nurses* Time to take this one to cra-zee people happy hour!! You wanna come too? It's in the cafeteria!!
guards: Aww... but we were having fun watching her!!
Kagome: Well... she has to go!
Jackie: I like-y the bounce-y-y-y!!!!!!
Guards: *go off to crazy people happy hour*
Liz: Hi Jackie-ness!! We has come to set you free!!
Jackie: ooooo free like a waffle??
Liz: Uh huh! ^_^ *Opens door*
Jackie: YAY!! I'S FREE!!!!
Liz: o.o
Jackie: *smacks into wall* owie!
Kagome: o.oU
Jackie: *runs down hallway and trips over a medicine cart* owie!
Billy: oooooooook.....
Jackie: *jumps out window* WHEE!!!
Liz and Billy: o.o
Billy: At least she's enjoying herself...
Jackie: *smacks into ground* OWIE!!
Kagome: That must hurt...
Jackie: *runs toward studio* YEEHAW!!
Liz: I think she's gonna make it!!
Jackie: *gets hit by a car* OWIE!!
Liz: Guess not.... wait!!
Billy: *runs ahead of Jackie and sits in the host chair*
Jackie: *gets to studio and bonks Billy on the head to get him out of her seat* I'M THE HOST HERE!!!
Billy: *shoots her with bazooka*
Jackie: HA HA HA!!!! That won't work!! I've got my moon shield on!!!
Billy: OH COME ON!!
Jackie: *takes off straight jacket and sits down calmly* Did I miss anything??
Kagome: *is scared out of her wits*
Billy: You missed me beating the crud out of Shippo-chan!!
Shippo-chan: *is lying on floor stunned*
Billy: Is he ever gonna get up??
Liz: Heyas!!! I have come following Jackie!!! Back from the cra-zee house!!
Jackie: *scratches head* My head itches...
Liz: CALL THE ARMY! CALL THE NAVY! CALL A DOCTOR! PASS THE GRAVY!
Jackie: I think I have fleas!!!
Liz: *gets a magnifying glass* OOOOO you gots fleas alright.... lemme count how many.... 3.....2.........7.........4........99............6...........89...........34 ...............1!! You gots 1 flea!!! His name am Myoga!!!
Jackie: Get 'im off me!!! Get 'im off me!!! *scratches insanely at her scalp*
Myoga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *falls off Jackie's head and lands on the still unconscious Shippo-chan*
Shippo-chan: *is still being unconscious*
Kagome: *grabs Shippo-chan and makes a break for it*
Jackie: SHE'S HEADED FOR THE WELL!!! STOP HER, MY NINJAS!!
*grapenuts disguised as ninjas jump out of nowhere and knock Kagome unconscious and drag her back to the studio*
Jackie: Thank you ninjas!! *feeds ninja-grapenuts mice*
Liz: WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TOO-DAY!!! JOIN US NEXT EPPY- SODE!!
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Jackie: I must apologize to Necromancer01!! I sorry!!! I dids not introduce anymore of my friends in this chappie... I'll try to next chappie! That's right!! THERE WILL BE A NEXT CHAPPIE!!
Liz: Flames am EEVIL! Don't make Jackie-ness cry or we'll make sure you do!
Jackie: You tell 'em High One!!!
Billy: Doesn't anybodee love meeeeeeeeeeeeee????????
Jackie: Maybe they will next chappie!!
Billy: ;.;
Jackie + Liz: Awwa!! We loves you!! *huggleses Billy*
Billy: YAY!!!!!!
Jackie: Don't forget about us!! Make sure you read next chappie!! It's 11:30!! Gotta sign off! We gonna go watch .hack//sign at 12!! Gotta get ready for it!! *gets out poppy-corn* Loves you all!! Bye Bye!! Ja matte ne tomodachi!!!
CHAPTER 3!!!!
Copyright 2003
by: the psycho Shirley-ites, Jackie and Billy
Jackie: HA!!!! My name was first this time in the by: part!!!!!!
Billy: *grumbles*
Jackie: We've written 3 chapters!!!!!! WHOO!!! GO US!!!
Billy: *falls asleep*
Jackie: Heyas Necromancer01!! Thankies for your review!! We feels loved now!! Thankies again!! We shall try to keeps interesting!! Ummm.... Disclaimer thingy time!!!
~*Disclaimer*~
We own every single one of these characters! YEAH!!
(j/k! Each of them belongs to their creators and/or owners)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~
Jackie: *pokes Billy* WAKE UP LITTLE MONKEE!!!
Billy: *goes under blanket*
Jackie: Grrr...... *shakes Billy by the shoulders* WAKE UP!!!!!
Billy: hn.... mmm..... huh? What'd I miss?
Jackie: Who's our next guest?? Billy?
Billy: Shippo-chan!! Shippo-chan!!
Jackie: *makes Shippo-chan appear magically in the guest chair*
Shippo-chan: Where am I?? Where's Kagome??
Jackie: *makes Kagome appear magically in the guest chair next to Shippo- chan*
Kagome: Where am I?
Shippo-chan: Kagome!! *jumps to Kagome*
Kagome: Shippo-chan! *hugs Shippo-chan*
Jackie: mmmm..... *munches on chicken cutlets* chicken........
Billy: OOOO!!! Shippo-chan!! I haves a question!!!
Shippo-chan: umm... okay...
Billy: When you run away from a fight, could I join you and together we'll run up a tree and buy acorns from a squirrel?
Shippo-chan: umm... sure.... HEY WAIT!! I don't always run away from a fight!!
Kagome: You still haven't answered my question!! Where are we??
Jackie: You're on our talk show!! Our lovely audience.... *points to empty chairs and an old janitor with a broom*... is watching you!!
Kagome: *decides Jackie is out of her mind*
Shippo-chan and Billy: *running around in the audience throwing things at each other*
Billy: *runs out exit door*
Shippo-chan: NOW WHO'S RUNNING AWAY?!
Billy: *comes back with a chainsaw*
Shippo-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for dear life*
Billy: YOU ARE!!
Jackie: *stands on her head* Kagome is a moogle!! Kagome is a moogle!!
Kagome: I am not!! Wait, moogle?? o.o Someone's been playing too much FF7...
Jackie: ^^ uh huh!!
Shippo-chan: *jumps on top of Kagome's head*
Billy: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RACCOON!!! I'M GONNA SLICE YOU LIKE BREAD!!! *tries to hit Shippo-chan with chain saw and almost chops off Kagome's head*
Jackie: I hear the ice cream truck!!!! *runs outside and chases a little girl on a bicycle* ICE CREAM!!!
little girl: GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Jackie: I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *screams a lot*
Jackie: *Darth Vader-ish* Luke... join me... on the dark side.... I will give you an unlimited supply of candy if you do.....
Jackie: *Luke-ish* hmm..... the safety of the universe......or unlimited candy..... universe.......candy..........universe..........candy..............I'LL TAKE THE CANDY!!!
little girl: *takes out cell phone and calls the crazy house*
crazy house peoples: Hiyas!! We take you to place with bouncy walls now!!!
Jackie: YEEHAW!!!!
*Jackie is carted off to the crazy house*
Kagome: o.o *is watching all this craziness*
Billy and Shippo-chan: *sitting in their seats, aiming bazookas at each other*
Billy: I guess I gotta host the show since Jackie got to go to Bouncy-Walls- Land...
Kagome: We could go get her out of there and then you could get back to fighting with Shippo-chan...
Shippo-chan: *is ready to fire his bazooka*
Billy: *pulls out stun gun and stuns Shippo-chan with it*
Shippo-chan: bzzzzz......bzzzzzzt.......bzzzzzzzzzt......*is spazzing on floor*
Billy: *laughing maniacally*
Liz: Time to bust Jackie out of the cra-zee house!!!!
everyone that's not stunned or in the crazy house or not there: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Liz: Well... my mommy said I came from the hopsicle..... I don't believe her though!! ^_^ I came from the stork!!!
everyone: o.oU
Liz: oooooook....... TIME TO BUST HER OUT NOW!!!
*everyone runs to the cra-zee house*
Jackie: *is in padded room bouncing* WHEE!!!
Guard 1: Is she still....
Guard 2: Yep...
Guard 1: wow....
Guard 2: I bet you $20 she could go for hours...
Guard 1: I bet you $20 she could go for 2 days....
Liz + Kagome: *are disguised as nurses* Time to take this one to cra-zee people happy hour!! You wanna come too? It's in the cafeteria!!
guards: Aww... but we were having fun watching her!!
Kagome: Well... she has to go!
Jackie: I like-y the bounce-y-y-y!!!!!!
Guards: *go off to crazy people happy hour*
Liz: Hi Jackie-ness!! We has come to set you free!!
Jackie: ooooo free like a waffle??
Liz: Uh huh! ^_^ *Opens door*
Jackie: YAY!! I'S FREE!!!!
Liz: o.o
Jackie: *smacks into wall* owie!
Kagome: o.oU
Jackie: *runs down hallway and trips over a medicine cart* owie!
Billy: oooooooook.....
Jackie: *jumps out window* WHEE!!!
Liz and Billy: o.o
Billy: At least she's enjoying herself...
Jackie: *smacks into ground* OWIE!!
Kagome: That must hurt...
Jackie: *runs toward studio* YEEHAW!!
Liz: I think she's gonna make it!!
Jackie: *gets hit by a car* OWIE!!
Liz: Guess not.... wait!!
Billy: *runs ahead of Jackie and sits in the host chair*
Jackie: *gets to studio and bonks Billy on the head to get him out of her seat* I'M THE HOST HERE!!!
Billy: *shoots her with bazooka*
Jackie: HA HA HA!!!! That won't work!! I've got my moon shield on!!!
Billy: OH COME ON!!
Jackie: *takes off straight jacket and sits down calmly* Did I miss anything??
Kagome: *is scared out of her wits*
Billy: You missed me beating the crud out of Shippo-chan!!
Shippo-chan: *is lying on floor stunned*
Billy: Is he ever gonna get up??
Liz: Heyas!!! I have come following Jackie!!! Back from the cra-zee house!!
Jackie: *scratches head* My head itches...
Liz: CALL THE ARMY! CALL THE NAVY! CALL A DOCTOR! PASS THE GRAVY!
Jackie: I think I have fleas!!!
Liz: *gets a magnifying glass* OOOOO you gots fleas alright.... lemme count how many.... 3.....2.........7.........4........99............6...........89...........34 ...............1!! You gots 1 flea!!! His name am Myoga!!!
Jackie: Get 'im off me!!! Get 'im off me!!! *scratches insanely at her scalp*
Myoga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *falls off Jackie's head and lands on the still unconscious Shippo-chan*
Shippo-chan: *is still being unconscious*
Kagome: *grabs Shippo-chan and makes a break for it*
Jackie: SHE'S HEADED FOR THE WELL!!! STOP HER, MY NINJAS!!
*grapenuts disguised as ninjas jump out of nowhere and knock Kagome unconscious and drag her back to the studio*
Jackie: Thank you ninjas!! *feeds ninja-grapenuts mice*
Liz: WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TOO-DAY!!! JOIN US NEXT EPPY- SODE!!
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Jackie: I must apologize to Necromancer01!! I sorry!!! I dids not introduce anymore of my friends in this chappie... I'll try to next chappie! That's right!! THERE WILL BE A NEXT CHAPPIE!!
Liz: Flames am EEVIL! Don't make Jackie-ness cry or we'll make sure you do!
Jackie: You tell 'em High One!!!
Billy: Doesn't anybodee love meeeeeeeeeeeeee????????
Jackie: Maybe they will next chappie!!
Billy: ;.;
Jackie + Liz: Awwa!! We loves you!! *huggleses Billy*
Billy: YAY!!!!!!
Jackie: Don't forget about us!! Make sure you read next chappie!! It's 11:30!! Gotta sign off! We gonna go watch .hack//sign at 12!! Gotta get ready for it!! *gets out poppy-corn* Loves you all!! Bye Bye!! Ja matte ne tomodachi!!!