BILLY AND JACKIE'S CRAZY POINTLESS FANFIC!!!
CHAPTER 4!!!!
Copyright 2003
by: two people who have little time on their hands, a.k.a. Jackie and Billy!!
Jackie: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Billy: I like that moooovie!! It haves dinosaurs!!
Jackie: ^^ YUP! *dances*
Markie: Hiyas!!! I am the female version of Miroku!! *pulls Miroku up next to her* See???
Jackie: ^^U I sorry this took so long.... It was originally supposed to be the party chapter but that was taking too long and confuzzling me.... SOOOO we're going to have another not normal episode of "Billy and Jackie's Crazy Pointless Fanfic!!!" here for you!!!
Liz: YAAAAAAAY!! NOT NORMAL!!!!
Jackie: I'm just making this up as I go along...
Dee: Yeehaw!! ^-^^-^ Neko neko neko neko neko..... *continues saying neko*
Jackie: o.o
Sephiroth: *walks over and sits next to Jackie* What's up with her?
Jackie: She's Dee, remember?
Sephiroth: hmm.... you're right.
Dee: *is still saying neko*
Billy: ^O^ I'm back from playing the Inu Yasha PS1 game!!!
Jackie: Took you long enough!! ^_^
Liz: *ka-whizzer noise*
Dee: XD *is going into hysterics*
Jackie: THANK GOD!! *is rejoicing* She stopped saying neko!!
Billy: ¬.¬ *whispers to Jackie* What are we going to do this chapter?
Jackie: *whispers back* I have no idea...
Liz: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!
Jackie + Billy: o.0U How'd you hear us?!
Liz: *points to her elf ears* Elves have good hearing! ^o^
Jackie: ^^U okies...
Billy: Sooooooooooo......... Liz! What's your idea?
Liz: We should go on a field trip!
Jackie: Yeah!! I know just the place too!! ^_^
*a few hours later*
Jackie: We're here!!!
Kate: Where exactly is HERE?
Jackie: ^_^ Here is here!! Dummy!!
Kate: -.-U
Jackie: We're in China! *dances*
Billy: YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Liz: *pushes Billy into the Jusenkyo*
Billy (girl): What'd you do that for???? *realizes he's a girl* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE RANMA!!!!
Jackie: *drags Billy to a sink and sticks his hand in hot water, then cold, then hot, then cold, etc.* This is fun!!! ^O^
Sephiroth: ¬.¬ *uses bishie powers to make Jackie stop torturing Billy*
Billy: Thankies Sephy!!! As for you... *stares at Jackie*
Jackie: *runs behind Sephy*
Billy: *takes out piko piko mallet*
Kate: AHA!! So that's where it went!! *grabs piko piko mallet from Billy*
Billy: ;.;
Kate: *sigh* Okies... *hands piko piko mallet to Billy*
Billy: YAY!!!! *uses power of the Sun to blind Sephy momentarily so that he is off guard* NOW FOR YOU!!! *thwacks Jackie repeatedly with piko piko mallet*
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWIEEEEEE!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!
Billy: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Dee: *throws cold water on Billy* Stop inflicting pain on Jackie-ness!!!
Billy (girl): Deedle!! I thought you was on my side!! ;.;
Jackie: Thanks Dee!! *throws Billy into the spring of drowned boy*
Billy: YAY!!! I'M NORMAL AGAIN!! Or as close to normal as I can possibly be...
Jackie: *stomps off to go destroy some random city because her chats aren't working*
Billy: o.oU *tries to stop Jackie but gets held back by Sephy*
Sephy: I don't think you want to go after her. Not even I would go after her when she's like this...
Dee: o.o Jackie's scary when she's mad...
Farrah: Where am I??
Billy: Farrah!! *glomps Farrah*
Farrah: ^^U I was at home and Jackie came over and dragged me here, saying something like, "Host the stupid show." and then she stomped off in the direction of Las Vegas...
Billy: YAY!! GO JACKIE!! DESTROY THOSE STUPID CASINOS!!
Liz: *pulls up 3 couches and a tv from nowhere* Let's watch the news! Jackie should be on soon if I think she did what I think she did... wait... i is confuzzled...
Kate: *sits on a couch* Hmm... this'll be interesting...
Sephy: *sits on another couch* This should prove most enjoyable.
Liz: *pulls popcorn out of nowhere* WHO WANTS SOME?? ^o^
Billy: ME ME ME ME ME!!! *sits down next to Liz and eats popcorn*
Chris: ME TOO! *sits on Billy's lap and eats popcorn*
Billy: AAAAHH!!! I IS BEING SQUASHERED BY YOUR AWESOME WEIGHT!!!
Dee: o.o *sits down on the other side of Liz and eats popcorn*
Farrah: o.o This'll be fun!
Billy: GET OFF OF ME!!!! *thwacks Chris with piko piko mallet*
Chris: *is flying away* LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *ding!*
TV Announcer: Our top story today, Las Vegas was destroyed by a teenage girl who was screaming at the top of her lungs about chatrooms and little brothers.
*footage shows Jackie destroying buildings with her laser vision*
Jackie (in footage): BILLY!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY CHATROOM PRIVELEGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farrah: Wow! It's true what they say! TV does make you look bigger!
Kate: I thinks you should hide somewhere deep within the earth, that way she will not destroy you! ^_^
Billy: o.0UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *tunnels to the center of the earth* I think this is deep enough... *makes a place for himself to live and then furnishes it with...umm...his furnishing vision! ^^U* Cover the hole!!
everyone else: *covers the hole*
Dee: Where's Billy?
Kate: I don't know... *looks in a tree* Billy?
Liz: Where could he have gone?? *tries to think and then smoke comes out of ears*
Farrah: *tries to think and the mouse on the wheel passes out*
Sephy: o.oU
Jackie: *appears out of THE SKY for she CAN FLY* WHERE IS THE LITTLE BUG?? T.T++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Farrah, Liz, Dee, and Kate: We has no clue! ^_^
Sephy: o.o
Markie: *walks out from behind a tree* Hiyas!
Jackie: must...........vent...........more................anger...................*d estroys tree from which Markie came out behind*
Markie: ^^U okies! I has come to take you all back to AMERICA!
everyone: aww nutbunnies...
Dee: hee hee!!! Male rabbits!!
Jackie: XDXDXD
Liz: That's better!
*everyone goes back to America*
*meanwhile... in the center of the earth...*
Billy: ^^U I wonder where everyone went?
Chris: *crashes through the hole*
Billy: o.o I do NOT want him as company for the rest of my life!!!!! *runs away*
*in America...*
Jackie: hmm... I'm still bored....
Dee: Oh well...
Liz: We must close this boring chapter!
Billy: *comes through the floor*
Jackie: T.T+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + must..........destroy.............the............small..........one.........
Billy: o.0UUU *goes back in the hole*
Jackie: *chases after Billy the mole*
Farrah: umm... okies..... guess we should close this chapter, huh?
Markie: *is off backstage with Miroku*
Chris: *pops out of hole*
Kate: YAY!! Whack-a-mole!! *hits Chris*
Chris: *is unconscious*
Dee: o.o CLOSING CHAPPIE..................................................................... .NOW!
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Billy: *is running* Just *huff* wanna tell you all, never make *wheeze* Jackie mad or this might happen to you!!
Jackie: GET BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE NON-HUMAN YOU ARE!!!
Billy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MUST PUT ON SUN SHIELD!!! *puts on Sun shield*
*back in the studio*
Dee: *is poking Chris*
Chris: *is being unconscious*
Kate: ^^U oopsies...
Markie: *is still backstage with Miroku*
Farrah: Ok! Be sure to send the psycho some suggestions for the next chapter! This chapter took the longest to write!
Liz: That's because August is Jackie's craziest month of the year! What with birthday par-tees and Anime Fests...
Kate: ;.; I isn't going to Anime Fest....
Dee: *pats Kate on head* Tis okie little Kate-ness...
Farrah: Anyways... go read "A VERY IMPORTANT LITTLE NOTE" for more information! Must flee now!
all: Ja matte ne tomodachi! ^_~
by: two people who have little time on their hands, a.k.a. Jackie and Billy!!
Jackie: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Billy: I like that moooovie!! It haves dinosaurs!!
Jackie: ^^ YUP! *dances*
Markie: Hiyas!!! I am the female version of Miroku!! *pulls Miroku up next to her* See???
Jackie: ^^U I sorry this took so long.... It was originally supposed to be the party chapter but that was taking too long and confuzzling me.... SOOOO we're going to have another not normal episode of "Billy and Jackie's Crazy Pointless Fanfic!!!" here for you!!!
Liz: YAAAAAAAY!! NOT NORMAL!!!!
Jackie: I'm just making this up as I go along...
Dee: Yeehaw!! ^-^^-^ Neko neko neko neko neko..... *continues saying neko*
Jackie: o.o
Sephiroth: *walks over and sits next to Jackie* What's up with her?
Jackie: She's Dee, remember?
Sephiroth: hmm.... you're right.
Dee: *is still saying neko*
Billy: ^O^ I'm back from playing the Inu Yasha PS1 game!!!
Jackie: Took you long enough!! ^_^
Liz: *ka-whizzer noise*
Dee: XD *is going into hysterics*
Jackie: THANK GOD!! *is rejoicing* She stopped saying neko!!
Billy: ¬.¬ *whispers to Jackie* What are we going to do this chapter?
Jackie: *whispers back* I have no idea...
Liz: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!
Jackie + Billy: o.0U How'd you hear us?!
Liz: *points to her elf ears* Elves have good hearing! ^o^
Jackie: ^^U okies...
Billy: Sooooooooooo......... Liz! What's your idea?
Liz: We should go on a field trip!
Jackie: Yeah!! I know just the place too!! ^_^
*a few hours later*
Jackie: We're here!!!
Kate: Where exactly is HERE?
Jackie: ^_^ Here is here!! Dummy!!
Kate: -.-U
Jackie: We're in China! *dances*
Billy: YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Liz: *pushes Billy into the Jusenkyo*
Billy (girl): What'd you do that for???? *realizes he's a girl* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE RANMA!!!!
Jackie: *drags Billy to a sink and sticks his hand in hot water, then cold, then hot, then cold, etc.* This is fun!!! ^O^
Sephiroth: ¬.¬ *uses bishie powers to make Jackie stop torturing Billy*
Billy: Thankies Sephy!!! As for you... *stares at Jackie*
Jackie: *runs behind Sephy*
Billy: *takes out piko piko mallet*
Kate: AHA!! So that's where it went!! *grabs piko piko mallet from Billy*
Billy: ;.;
Kate: *sigh* Okies... *hands piko piko mallet to Billy*
Billy: YAY!!!! *uses power of the Sun to blind Sephy momentarily so that he is off guard* NOW FOR YOU!!! *thwacks Jackie repeatedly with piko piko mallet*
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWIEEEEEE!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!
Billy: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Dee: *throws cold water on Billy* Stop inflicting pain on Jackie-ness!!!
Billy (girl): Deedle!! I thought you was on my side!! ;.;
Jackie: Thanks Dee!! *throws Billy into the spring of drowned boy*
Billy: YAY!!! I'M NORMAL AGAIN!! Or as close to normal as I can possibly be...
Jackie: *stomps off to go destroy some random city because her chats aren't working*
Billy: o.oU *tries to stop Jackie but gets held back by Sephy*
Sephy: I don't think you want to go after her. Not even I would go after her when she's like this...
Dee: o.o Jackie's scary when she's mad...
Farrah: Where am I??
Billy: Farrah!! *glomps Farrah*
Farrah: ^^U I was at home and Jackie came over and dragged me here, saying something like, "Host the stupid show." and then she stomped off in the direction of Las Vegas...
Billy: YAY!! GO JACKIE!! DESTROY THOSE STUPID CASINOS!!
Liz: *pulls up 3 couches and a tv from nowhere* Let's watch the news! Jackie should be on soon if I think she did what I think she did... wait... i is confuzzled...
Kate: *sits on a couch* Hmm... this'll be interesting...
Sephy: *sits on another couch* This should prove most enjoyable.
Liz: *pulls popcorn out of nowhere* WHO WANTS SOME?? ^o^
Billy: ME ME ME ME ME!!! *sits down next to Liz and eats popcorn*
Chris: ME TOO! *sits on Billy's lap and eats popcorn*
Billy: AAAAHH!!! I IS BEING SQUASHERED BY YOUR AWESOME WEIGHT!!!
Dee: o.o *sits down on the other side of Liz and eats popcorn*
Farrah: o.o This'll be fun!
Billy: GET OFF OF ME!!!! *thwacks Chris with piko piko mallet*
Chris: *is flying away* LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *ding!*
TV Announcer: Our top story today, Las Vegas was destroyed by a teenage girl who was screaming at the top of her lungs about chatrooms and little brothers.
*footage shows Jackie destroying buildings with her laser vision*
Jackie (in footage): BILLY!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY CHATROOM PRIVELEGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farrah: Wow! It's true what they say! TV does make you look bigger!
Kate: I thinks you should hide somewhere deep within the earth, that way she will not destroy you! ^_^
Billy: o.0UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *tunnels to the center of the earth* I think this is deep enough... *makes a place for himself to live and then furnishes it with...umm...his furnishing vision! ^^U* Cover the hole!!
everyone else: *covers the hole*
Dee: Where's Billy?
Kate: I don't know... *looks in a tree* Billy?
Liz: Where could he have gone?? *tries to think and then smoke comes out of ears*
Farrah: *tries to think and the mouse on the wheel passes out*
Sephy: o.oU
Jackie: *appears out of THE SKY for she CAN FLY* WHERE IS THE LITTLE BUG?? T.T++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Farrah, Liz, Dee, and Kate: We has no clue! ^_^
Sephy: o.o
Markie: *walks out from behind a tree* Hiyas!
Jackie: must...........vent...........more................anger...................*d estroys tree from which Markie came out behind*
Markie: ^^U okies! I has come to take you all back to AMERICA!
everyone: aww nutbunnies...
Dee: hee hee!!! Male rabbits!!
Jackie: XDXDXD
Liz: That's better!
*everyone goes back to America*
*meanwhile... in the center of the earth...*
Billy: ^^U I wonder where everyone went?
Chris: *crashes through the hole*
Billy: o.o I do NOT want him as company for the rest of my life!!!!! *runs away*
*in America...*
Jackie: hmm... I'm still bored....
Dee: Oh well...
Liz: We must close this boring chapter!
Billy: *comes through the floor*
Jackie: T.T+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + must..........destroy.............the............small..........one.........
Billy: o.0UUU *goes back in the hole*
Jackie: *chases after Billy the mole*
Farrah: umm... okies..... guess we should close this chapter, huh?
Markie: *is off backstage with Miroku*
Chris: *pops out of hole*
Kate: YAY!! Whack-a-mole!! *hits Chris*
Chris: *is unconscious*
Dee: o.o CLOSING CHAPPIE..................................................................... .NOW!
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Billy: *is running* Just *huff* wanna tell you all, never make *wheeze* Jackie mad or this might happen to you!!
Jackie: GET BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE NON-HUMAN YOU ARE!!!
Billy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MUST PUT ON SUN SHIELD!!! *puts on Sun shield*
*back in the studio*
Dee: *is poking Chris*
Chris: *is being unconscious*
Kate: ^^U oopsies...
Markie: *is still backstage with Miroku*
Farrah: Ok! Be sure to send the psycho some suggestions for the next chapter! This chapter took the longest to write!
Liz: That's because August is Jackie's craziest month of the year! What with birthday par-tees and Anime Fests...
Kate: ;.; I isn't going to Anime Fest....
Dee: *pats Kate on head* Tis okie little Kate-ness...
Farrah: Anyways... go read "A VERY IMPORTANT LITTLE NOTE" for more information! Must flee now!
all: Ja matte ne tomodachi! ^_~